After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Ye Rongyi didn't expect to meet this salesman at Shiwei Datang.

But soon he thought about it. After all, this guy has a "elusive, different" aura from the inside to the outside.Perhaps this is the case for salespeople, not only must they have a mouth that can tell lies, but also have eyes and ears that can see and listen to all directions.Otherwise, how can we become the industry NO. What about [-]?

Si Xiao half dragged Ye Rongyi to the parking lot, because Si Xiao's yellow hair and attire were too conspicuous, even though Ye Rongyi looked tall and handsome, it still subconsciously made the fans who wandered around Da Tang. just avoided them.Well, it's not just that these two guys seem to be flirting with each other, but the main reason is that Si Xiao's dress really doesn't fit their aesthetics.

Until the two got into Ye Rongyi's car.

Ye Yingdi broke away from Si Xiao's arm in a particularly angry manner, with an undisguised disgust on his face: "I hate people pulling and flirting with me, so forget it this time, and next time you pull me like this, I can't guarantee that you won't get hurt." Beat you."

Si Xiao rolled his eyes.The white eyes are particularly obvious under the thick black eye shadow.

Ye Rongyi raised his eyebrows, and the yellow hair dared to roll his eyes at him.Didn't he say he was a fan? Fans always roll their eyes when they see idols?

Ye Rongyi just rolled his eyes back unceremoniously, not at all the gentle demeanor of an actor in front of others.After the two turned against each other, it was Ye Rongyi who took the initiative to speak.

"Why did you appear here suddenly? Need me for something?" Ye Rongyi started the car, he wondered if this guy was looking for someone to follow him, otherwise how could he be so accurate?

Si Xiao watched Ye Rongyi drive, changed his voice to make sure it was different from his high-cold elite voice, and then said: "I originally planned to go to the movie king to save your life at night. I thought I had a good meal at noon, in case If you refuse to save your life for one night, I can also be a full-fledged ghost. But it seems that I am lucky, and I saw you, the film king, when I came out after eating." Si Xiao laughed twice, and the laughter echoed in Ye Rongyi It sounds inexplicably cheap: "This may be fate~"

Ye Rongyi smirked.Who is fate with you, you are daydreaming.

Ye Rongyi calmed himself down, "Are you that Sanwu Shampoo that can't be sold, or do you have any new products to sell to me? I heard Zhang Yawen say yesterday that there is a 'Daxian Magic Shop' on Taobao. They sell Daxian brand shampoo. Is that your store? If so, you shouldn’t worry about sales, right?”

Because of Si Xiao's phone call yesterday, he also watched the live broadcast of Mei Zizi and Bu Gaoxing this morning. His manager laughed and laughed, and even took the initiative to place an order for ten sweet talk candies.Although he thought those two people were quite funny, compared to Mei's onomatopoeia, Ye Yingdi felt that Si Xiao's onomatopoeia of Si Xiao's outburst on the phone yesterday was cuter and cuter.Too bad he didn't record it.

Si Xiao was a little surprised that Ye Rongyi still knew about his Taobao shop, but thinking about the survival problems he was facing now, what good was the sales volume?The old ghost was going to kill him.

Si Xiao sighed.

The sigh was so long and long that Ye Rongyi was a little hairy.

"Let's find a safe and quiet place first. Although the small shop is mine, there is something wrong with the goods. I need your help, actor."

Ye Rongyi frowned slightly.

He didn't understand why Huangmao's store had a problem and asked him for help. He didn't do sales and didn't do quality inspection. How could he help?Moreover, to be honest, he is not familiar with Huangmao at all, so far, he has only met twice and added WeChat.

If it weren't for his plan to buy some strange little things from Huang Mao to give to Si Xiao, and this time Huang Mao helped him block the fans.He wouldn't even let him in the car.

Forget it, let's see what this yellow-haired man wants him to do in a while, and help if he can. If the yellow-haired man has any excessive demands, he will directly refuse and let him go.

Ye Rongyi drove Si Xiao back to his house.

It was in the villa where Si Xiao stayed on the first day.

Looking at Ye Rongyi's villa, Si Xiao couldn't help sighing in his heart.It was here that he earned a seven-day lifespan from the actor a month ago.I originally thought that with the Taobao store, I would be on the right track and no longer worry about life expectancy.As a result, a month later, he came here again to save his life.

It's so hard to live.

After Ye Rongyi entered the room, he poured Si Xiao a glass of water, and Si Xiao was still wearing a skull mask.Seeing the glass of water, Si Xiao picked up the glass, removed the ear side of the mask, turned around, took a big gulp, and put the mask back on.The corners of Ye Rongyi's mouth twitched as he watched the series of movements.

Si Xiao noticed Ye Rongyi's expression, and coughed: "My identity is quite sensitive. If our products are too popular and competitors target me, it would be bad if I were kidnapped. So I have to pretend .”

"...When you said that, I almost thought your product was an international brand."

Si Xiao looked inexplicable: "The big brands can't compare with mine." Produced by the old ghost, no matter how big the brand is, it can't compare with the real panacea.

"Okay, let's talk about business. The matter is more urgent. It concerns the peace of the whole world and the safety of human beings. You must help the actor! It seems that you will start acting in a new play next week, right? As long as you help me this time , next week I will visit the class for half a month in a row, and provide you the best food, actor!"

Ye Rongyi smiled indifferently.As the No.1 male star in the entertainment industry today, he really has no shortage of fans who want to visit the show and give him gifts and bentos.It's a pity that there are so many people who want to visit the set, and there are very few people who can really find out where their crew was filming and who are qualified to enter.This yellow hair is just a Taobao shopkeeper, how could he be able to mix into his crew?What this guy said now was just to win his favor so that he could agree to help.

Fake fans who lie and don't make drafts.

"What's the matter? I don't have much time, so you'd better just tell me."

Looking at Ye Rongyi's expression, Si Xiao knew that this person didn't believe what he said, and that he was a little disgusted with himself.The corner of his mouth twitched, and Si Jingli made a note in his heart.It doesn't matter, I can avenge this revenge tonight.Who is afraid of whom?

He quickly took off the backpack he was carrying on his back, and took out the five items that the old ghost gave him after he appeared.

Ye Rongyi saw that the yellow hair took out the familiar Sanwu green oil shampoo from his backpack. He couldn't see any special pebbles, three jelly beans in glass bottles with different colors but similar appearance, and his eyebrows were fast. knotted.

Is this yellow hair going to let him buy all five of these things?

When he was thinking like this, he saw Huang Mao on the opposite side raised his head and showed him a small look of anticipation. Against the background of the black eye shadow and smoky makeup, he was really... ugly and cute. Take a closer look at this Huang Mao's eyes are peach-blossom eyes with double eyelids, which are quite juicy.

Ye Rongyi twitched the corners of his mouth, lowered his head and rubbed the center of his eyebrows with his fingers.Is he out of his mind, to think that the yellow-haired eyes are so cute?It seems that he was also stared at by these pitiful eyes a month ago, and finally couldn't hold back his compassion and bought the bottle of Sanwu shampoo.

Could it be that the yellow-haired eyes were specially trained for sales?

Ye Rongyi raised his head, and the opposite Huang Mao was still looking at him expectantly with his big eyes blinking.

"...Tell me. How much is it in total?" He thought he was paying for quietness.Let this yellow hair go now.

Si Xiao was taken aback, he didn't engage in sales promotion.

"No, no, I didn't want you to buy them. Film King, take a closer look at these five products, do you see any difference? For example, which one looks wrong? Or which product is full of black air? Unknown?"

When Ye Rongyi realized it, he was almost laughed out of anger: "Do you think my eyes are the piercing eyes of the Great Sage card? Can you still see black air and ominous things?"

"Aren't these all your products? You asked me to identify the authenticity?" Are you out of your mind?

Si Xiao was a little disappointed, he frowned.Could it be that the old ghost is donating him?Pinch him just to play a prank?

But the old ghost's behavior at that time was not like pretending, and the beauty and white skin pill that the old ghost gave him was indeed not quite right.

Thinking about it, Si Xiao stretched out his hand and stuffed the Meiyan Baifu Pill and Baiyu Pill, also known as sweet talk candy, into Ye Rongyi's hand at the same time, "Ye Yingdi, this is really very important to me. Although I sell this product Yes, but I am not the one who made it. I got news that some competitors have tampered with these products. I have to think about the safety of customers, right? I can’t see the problem. They say that you are a human figure identification machine, It’s very accurate in seeing people, so help me out and take a closer look!”

Ye Rongyi: "..." I'm a whore-identifying machine in human form, so there's something wrong with letting me see fake ones, right?

Ye Rongyi didn't want to complain anymore.He couldn't help wondering if the yellow hair was playing tricks on him on purpose, but when he looked carefully, he didn't see a trace of playfulness in the eyes of the yellow hair with dark circles, but was genuinely anxious and nervous.

Ye Rongyi frowned.Could it be that what this guy said is true?

Thinking of this, he lowered his head and carefully looked at the two jelly beans in the bottle.

It's a pity that he looked at it for a long time. Except for the different colors of the two jelly beans, he really didn't see any problems.Ye Rongyi became a little impatient, he wanted to send the yellow hair away quickly, but when he looked up, he saw the yellow hair staring at his hand seriously and anxiously.

"Tsk."

Ye Rongyi opened the two small bottles, and then put the two jelly beans in the palm of his hand.Prepare to smell, lick, and take a closer look.

But it doesn't have to be that hard.When these two jelly beans fell into his palm, he suddenly felt a difference.

He felt a slight tingling in the palm of his left hand and a sense of coolness, while the palm of his right hand also felt a bit of coolness, but he didn't feel uncomfortable.Ye Rongyi looked at his palm in amazement, and when he concentrated on looking over it, it seemed as if he really saw a faint layer of black air from the pink jelly bean on his left hand.

Ye Rongyi:? ? ! !

The shock on Ye Rongyi's face was too obvious.Si Xiao immediately straightened up with vigor.

"How is it! Did you find something?! Which of these two jelly beans is wrong?"

Ye Rongyi glanced at Huang Mao, who seemed to be in high spirits, and felt a little proud and happy in his heart.He raised the corner of his mouth: "This pink one, it's steaming black."

Now it was Si Xiao's turn to be dumbfounded.

"Did you really see the black air?" He was talking nonsense just now.

Ye Rongyi laughed, his voice was low, but very sweet.

"Didn't you tell me to see if there is any black air? Why, you don't believe it now?"

Si Xiao coughed, "It's nothing. I'm just a little excited. Sure enough, you are different from the actor! You deserve to be the most popular man in the country. Well, is there any problem besides black air?"

Ye Rongyi ignored this unfeeling flattery, "I don't feel very good about this pink jelly bean. I felt a slight tingling sensation when I touched the palm of my hand. Is there something added in it that is harmful to the human body?" Stimulating drugs? Also, it feels a bit cloudy."

Si Xiao nodded. If what the old ghost said is true, then the things produced by the devil must not be good for the human body.Moreover, the devil or something is indeed very dark.

No matter what, if you can find that something is wrong with this pink beauty and white skin pill, Si Xiao's purpose of coming to Ye Rongyi has been achieved.He can now be sure that the last old ghost that appeared was not the real old ghost, but the devil who wanted to counterattack the old ghost.

Then the [-] beauty and skin whitening pills in his house can't be sold, he has to find a big jar to fill them, and then bury them in his yard, and ask about these pills after the real old ghost appears What to do.

Having solved the most pressing problem, Si Xiao heaved a sigh of relief.When he looked at Ye Rongyi again, he found that he was actively identifying the other three items.Even if it was the San Wu Shampoo that he disliked very much, this man poured a little on the palm of his hand and observed it carefully.Finally, he raised his head and gave Si Xiao a summary: "There are no major problems with the remaining three items. At least I don't feel uncomfortable, and I don't see black air. You can continue to sell with confidence."

After Ye Rongyi said this, he saw Huang Mao on the opposite side showing him a bright smile, right?His panda eyes were bent into crescents, and although he was still wearing a mask, he was sure that this guy was smiling.

Huang Mao's smile was so bright that Ye Rongyi rolled his eyes at him first, and finally laughed too.

"It makes you happy." Ye Rongyi raised his long legs and shook his toes.

Si Xiao was indeed very happy, after all, he could earn his life with peace of mind again.

Looking at Ye Rongyi at this time, although he still thinks that Ye Rongyi is inconsistent, has a bad temper and is picky in private, but who doesn't have some minor problems?The film king is also an ordinary person, and it is very tiring to always carry it.As long as the character is good, it's fine.And a person who can take seriously the things entrusted by someone who is not familiar with him, his character is not much worse.

"Hey, thank you! Film King, you have helped me a lot. As a loyal fan, when you start filming next week, I will definitely keep my promise to visit the set and bring you delicious food and help you carry your bags! Do not worry!!"

Well, let's recommend some better investment projects to him tonight.After all, this is our actor, so we still need to protect him from bankruptcy.

When Ye Rongyi heard this again, he sneered undisguisedly, as if the two of them looked at each other and smiled just now, which made a good change in the relationship between them.Ye Rongyi also let go a little.

"Forget it. You are a fake fan who is my fan when you use me, so don't bother. Sell your things well, and then give me a [-]% discount if you notify me of a new product in the future. My new crew Not everyone can enter." It was a martial arts drama, aimed at international awards.

But Si Xiao didn't take it seriously: "It's impossible to get a [-]% discount, and I can give you a [-]% discount at most. This is still a special treatment for you, and I don't care how many people contact customer service to ask us to reduce the price or discount. These things are rare and good products, if you miss this village, you won’t have this store. I really won’t lie to you.”

"Also, it would be too much to say that I'm a fake fan. I'm a rational fan. You don't have to worry about the crew, I have a lot of connections."

Yingdi Ye raised his eyebrows, took a sip of his iced tea, and thought that your connections might not all be Taobao gold medal store owners and sales elites, it would be hell if they could help you into my film crew.

A week later, Yingdi Ye never expected that he really saw a yellow-haired ghost in his crew.

The guy was still waving at him and smiling with his eyes bent.

Ye Rongyi: "..." Is the owner of Taobao shop so powerful now? !