After being possessed by the marketing maniac

On the night of June [-]th, the starless sky was covered with dark clouds, and the sultry heat was mixed with a few wisps of restless wind.

Si Xiao is wearing a luxurious dust mask and Sha Matt's exclusive yellow-haired wig, a black long-sleeved skull top, dark blue denim ripped pants, and smoky makeup with black eyeliner that his own mother can't recognize , squatting silently in a corner outside a certain three-story villa in Mingzhu Garden Community.

His pair of panda-like black eyes are fixed on the courtyard door of the villa, his legs are trembling involuntarily because of tension, and his index finger and thumb are rubbing subconsciously, which is the proof of his nervous state .

"Old ghost. Are you sure that actor Ye Rongyi lives here and he will come back tonight?"

[Of course, I can renew your life, how difficult is it to figure out Ye Rongyi's home? 】

"...It's the first time I've done this kind of thing, so don't be an ass on me."

【joke!If it weren't for your rare bones and excellent aptitude, which is just enough to allow me to possess you, do you think that this immortal elder would find you, a dead house? !You ignorant child, do you know how many people begged me on their knees back then? ! 】

Si Xiao pouted speechlessly.What happened to the dead house? As a tall, rich and handsome man who can live in the house by himself, he is proud and proud.If it wasn't for the earthquake half a month ago that almost killed him at home, in order to survive, he had to satisfy the obsession of the old ghost's inner demons, and now he is staying at home while listening to music and looking at K-line charts.

pity.Life is so impermanent, and I can't understand him living comfortably.

He had just been discharged from the hospital this morning, and he managed to save his life. He was going to squat here to watch the film king to sell.God knows why a ten-thousand-year-old ghost loves sales so much that after his death, he still has a demon because of this obsession and cannot enter reincarnation.If there are really so many people kneeling and begging this old ghost, what can't he sell?It can be seen that the old ghost must not have been a big man during his lifetime, and the quality of the things he made was mediocre, so in the end he saved a lot of things and could only appreciate them alone, becoming a demon.

Thinking of this, Si Xiao felt that the future was gloomy.

Thinking that he is now squatting at the door of the idol of 12 billion young people, the dream lover of [-] million girls and young women, the youngest double actor, and the international actor, and he is about to sell him a Sanwu shampoo made by an old ghost Si Xiao felt that his mood was as dark as the night.If one fails, he may have to explain it here tonight.And the kind that will be spurned by thousands of people and no one will be pitiful after death.

Si Xiao shook his legs again, panicked.Think of him as an investment elite with a cold temperament and a pity for words like gold, if he is really discovered here and made the news, even if he can survive tonight, he will die if he lives... I should have given it to myself if I knew it. Wearing green contact lenses.

"Is there really no other way to go? Can't you change someone? Does it have to be Ye Rongyi?"

【Ha ha. 】

The old ghost replied Si Xiao's very fashionable and mocking words.

[It's fine if it's not this Ye Rongyi, after all, they have a long lifespan.And you should have died half a month ago. It is my power to keep your life alive until now. A demon will attack, and I will go crazy for a few days at most, but you will definitely die immediately. 】

Si Xiao sighed deeply.With a desperate expression on his face, he stared at the door obliquely ahead.

Tonight, success or failure!

Suddenly, a luxury car drove towards the villa, and Si Xiao subconsciously straightened his back.

The car soon drove to the gate of the villa where he was staying.A moment later, a tall and long-legged man got out of the car. He turned around and closed the door, watching the luxury car leave.

Si Xiao looked at the tall man with his back in the dark, and preliminarily judged that this was his goal.I saw the target person turn around and turn on the lamp, and began to enter the password to enter the courtyard gate.

Si Xiao recognized the face worth hundreds of millions under the light at a glance.

His heart was beating wildly suddenly, thinking that the first test of his life and death was on this person, and he couldn't wait for time, and he jumped out of the shadows in the next second.Si Xiaohou jumped to the side of Ye Rongyi like a monkey, and shouted with a sincere voice from the soul:

"Ye Yingdi! Do you have hairline troubles?! I strongly recommend this Daxian brand shampoo!! Personally tested hair growth, it is easy to use and does not shed hair!! No silicone oil and pure natural plant herbal essence!! You deserve it, ah !!!”

Ye Rongyi was opening the door when he saw a black shadow coming from the side, with a gust of evil wind, he kicked out with a conditioned reflex. When his leather shoes were in close contact with someone's stomach, Ye Yingdi heard someone's stomach. The salesman's words came from the depths of his soul, his legs trembled, and he almost fell to his waist, and he jumped on the spot twice before he could barely stand still.

Ye Rongyi: "..." What the hell?

"what--!!"

The person kicked by him was already rolling on the ground with his stomach in his arms.

"I'm going to die! Ahhhhhh, the movie king, the movie king killed someone."

Ye Rongyi: "..."

"Ahhh...it hurts so much..."

"I, I just made a video... You, if you don't want to be hacked, how about just buying a bottle of my Daxian shampoo? Personally tested, it is effective. No silicone oil, pure natural hair loss, pure, pure herbal elixir essence ..."

Ye Rongyi was speechless when he saw Shamat's yellow-haired psychopath who rolled on the ground twice and struggled desperately while still trying to sell his trousers.

He was thinking seriously, at this time, whether to call [-] or [-], or directly dial the number of the suburban mental hospital.

"Actor?"

Ye Rongyi didn't speak for a long time, Si Xiao finally stopped rolling, he got up slowly, looked at Ye Rongyi with the black eyeshadow panda eyes he had spent, trying to make his expression look sincere and pitiful, so that Can impress the most expensive man in the country.

Ye Rongyi used the corridor lamp to see clearly the crazy face that was selling to himself in the middle of the night, looking at his dark eyeliner as thick as a finger, and the black eye shadow that almost extended to the eyebrows, matched with the murderous Matt yellow Mao, the skull in the shirt, and the ripped jeans were silent for two seconds, and finally one of them couldn't hold back and let out a puff.

Then he quickly restrained his expression, raised his eyebrows slightly, his dark and deep eyes stared at Si Xiao's panda eyes, and his tone was serious.

"Who are you? How do you know my family is here? What are your plans? You'd better tell the truth, otherwise I don't mind sending you to the police station. Also, I just kicked you in self-defense, and you videotaped It's useless."

Si Xiao shuddered when Ye Rongyi saw it. He had seen this actor on TV before, and at most he thought he was really good-looking and had a good temperament.But now that the two of them were facing each other at such a close distance, Si Xiao was shocked to realize that Ye Rongyi's aura was astonishing.At least, he looked terrible when he stared down at others like this.

oh.He thought that this person had also acted as a perverted murderer with a high IQ, and this role earned him the honor of the second best actor.

Si Xiao silently took a step back, if he could, he would turn around and run right now.However, if he ran away, he would die. He could only take a deep breath and face the actor's aura. Fortunately, he was also someone who had seen the world.

"Cough, that, Ye Yingdi, don't get me wrong. I mean no harm." Si Xiao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender. "I have no power to restrain a chicken, and I don't have any dangerous items on my body. It will not cause any harm to you at all! You almost kicked me half to death just now, which proves that I am not your opponent at all."

"I'm just a poor person who has to complete the sales task given by my boss in order to survive." Si Xiao widened his eyes, "If I don't complete the task before twelve o'clock tonight, I will be fired by my boss, no more If I work, I will have no source of life. Without a source of life, I will die alone in this cold and pitiful night. I am not yet 30 years old, and I don’t want to die so miserable and early. So, I can only stay here .I didn’t know this was your house, but I thought that people who could afford to live in this small villa would definitely not be short of money to buy my shampoo! But I didn’t expect that I’d find you, the film king, here!”

Si Xiao worked hard with a sincere face: "This is the so-called fate! There is no unparalleled road, Ye Yingdi, you should do a good deed every day, and buy our company's Daxian brand shampoo!!"

After Si Xiao finished his last sentence, he quickly took out a mineral water bottle from the backpack behind him. Through the transparent plastic wall of the bottle, he could see the green and thick paste inside.No matter how you look at it, it looks like a weird three-no product.

Ye Rongyi looked at the shiny green shampoo, and then at the guy opposite who had no acting talent at all, thinking that if he entered the showbiz, he would do whatever he wanted.Too fake.

Ye Rongyi laughed, and there seemed to be a bit of sarcasm in that smile. He withdrew his eyes indifferently, turned and opened the door: "Oh. Sorry. I gave the Erhu grandfather on the overpass to my daily good deeds today. I can’t give it to you. You’d better go to the villa next door, they also have money.”

This person was indeed not in any danger, he stood in front of him as if he was more nervous than himself.Moreover, although the yellow-haired salesman's appearance is really unsightly and messy, his eyes are clear and bright. Unexpectedly, even the panda eyes with black eyeliner and black eyeshadow are more stupid than scary.No matter what this panda eye is thinking, he is in a pretty good mood today, so don't bother with him about staying overnight.As for promoting shampoo?Hehe, he didn't believe it at all.

However, before Ye Rongyi had time to enter the room, Si Xiao grabbed the hem of his clothes tightly.

Ye Rongyi's face darkened.

He turned his head and stretched out his hand and knocked Si Xiao's hand away.Just because he doesn't care about it doesn't mean that others can make progress. Just when he was about to sternly drive them away, he met Si Xiao's glistening dark circles as if he had been sentenced to death.

Ye Rongyi: "..."

Si Xiao felt that he was going to kill himself when he was doing sales for the first time. Thinking of his room full of cartoons, novels, games, instant noodles, flowers, plants, little turtles, and eight-figure deposits, one couldn't hold back, and lost two in one swipe. The golden peas added two strands of white streaks to his dark circles.

"Hold, I'm sorry... I just want to ask again in a desperate struggle, you, can you really not buy my shampoo? It's not enough to do one good thing every day, but can two good things be okay?"

Ye Rongyi: "... Tsk." This time it was not so fake.

"……How much?"

Si Xiao instantly raised his head and widened his eyes, Ye Rongyi pursed his lips with surprise on his face, and before Ye Rongyi had time to say anything, Si Xiao revived with excitement.

"It's not expensive! Five hundred and one bottles! Hair growth and anti-hair loss hair care and hair care can also nourish the scalp, pure natural plant herbal extracts, no silicone oil and no irritation, actor you deserve it!!"

Ye Rongyi looked at the paste in the green bottle of Sanwu mineral water, and suddenly felt that his brain was sick.

The author has something to say: the new article has been opened, and it will be updated at noon without accident.If something happens, I will ask for leave in the message.mwah.Thanks to the huskies who threw thunder, the brain hole is bigger than the sky and the baby~

Hilarious text, the logic is as unreliable as Daxian shampoo, watch and eat carefully hahaha.