[Comprehensive British and American] After swapping bodies with the villain

The three people's attention was instantly attracted by the exclamation of the children next to them.

Rumlow glanced at them, rolled his eyes in the midst of the twittering, and shouted angrily, "Shut the fuck up!"

The little bean dings were frightened and cried out with a wow.

"It's so fierce, blah blah..."

"That beater seems to be Captain America?!"

"Teacher! I want to go to the bathroom! I'm going to pee my pants!"

Rumlow's forehead provoked lively little veins: "..."

It's fucking annoying.

"Teacher, let's call the police!"

"Teacher, can I help Captain America catch the bad guys?"

"Teacher, you don't need to talk to him, he is an idiot, let's run!!!"

Steve turned his head helplessly, raised his palm to signal them not to talk, and gently comforted the female teacher and Xiaodou Ding scattered on the ground: "Ma'am, you can take them down the stairs on the right, Get out of here, it's not safe here."

The female teacher nodded hastily, and her rationality, which was temporarily shut down in the event of an emergency, was dragged back by the appearance of Captain America. She opened her arms to gather the children, let them hold hands, and walked down the stairs in a single file.

Before leaving, a little girl with twin ponytails waved to Steve and said crisply, "Goodbye! Mr. Rogers!"

After confirming that these little beans can no longer cause any threats or noises, Rumlow set his eyes on Steve again, watching his every move.

Although he is a villain, he is not a pervert.Of course he wouldn't care if he accidentally injured these children during the battle, but he wouldn't specifically target some irrelevant people either.

Seeing the figure of the last child disappearing at the corner of the stairs, Xi Ouluo finally felt his heart pounding. He was very afraid that Rumlow would hurt these children.

He felt that it was his fault that the situation had become like this.

"This gentleman..." Siouluo spoke with difficulty under the restraint of Rumlow, "Let me go, or I will shoot."

Rumlow: "???"

It turned out that when everyone's attention was attracted by the group of children, Siouluo had already quietly pulled out a pistol/gun from his pocket.

He was strangled by the neck, turned his wrist with difficulty, and pointed the black muzzle of the gun at Rumlow's waist.

Steve raised a gratified smile and said to him, "Good job, Rumlow."

nice job

Rumlow...

Although it was clear that Steve didn't know that he and Sioro had switched bodies, Rumlow somehow felt that Steve was mocking him.

Taking advantage of his height, he leaned down and whispered in Siouluo's ear, "Are you willing to shoot? This is your body, Mr. Rumlow."

Xi Ouluo was also struggling: "...then are you willing to strangle me? If you strangle me, you will be homeless."

The sincere smile on Steve's face froze, his Adam's apple rolled, and he didn't even know where to put his hands.

What your body, what my body, what homelessness.

It's strange, he really doesn't understand at all.

He wrinkled his face and opened his mouth in embarrassment: "You... what's going on?"

Rumlow said coldly: "You don't have to worry about it, he must go with me today, his body belongs to me."

Steve: "..."

The development of things is getting more and more strange.

Sioro didn't want to reveal his superpower secrets, let alone follow Rumlow. He shook his head and explained weakly: "But I don't want to go with him, captain, but the body is indeed his."

Steve scratched his head, his brain a mess.

And Siouluo and Rumlow looked at each other, neither of them would give in.

From the scene of "destroying the radiation source transaction" inexplicably caught in some kind of "peachy" dispute, Steve slowly sorted out his thoughts-it must be the captain of the special forces who has always been bohemian and has a one-night stand face. The tragic story of the bad-tempered and very beautiful queen of Gaoling, who was chased and beaten all the time.

Of course, it is also possible that Rumlow casually teased him, and was taken seriously by this young man with no emotional experience, so he stalked and took possession of the Marine Captain's body, and wanted to tie him home and lock him up. Day and night in the basement...?

stop! !

Steve shook his head, thinking that he must have so many shameful thoughts because Natasha showed him too many SuperBritish fanfic...

The 90-year-old man, who thought he had a lot of life experience, sighed slowly, and decided to give a big blow to each of them, "No matter what the reason is, true love cannot be obtained through coercive means, and domestic violence is even more wrong." Adding to the mistake, you need to communicate your thoughts sincerely so that you won’t regret it in the future.”

Rumlow's face turned black: "?!"

Xi Ouluo blushed, feeling ashamed: "Captain, we don't have that kind of relationship, don't think about it!"

In any case, the three of them fell into a strange circle, and the current situation is like a Mobius circle, an eternal and unsolvable problem.

Just when the three of them were about to be unable to fight, the appearance of a person violently tore up the end-to-end ring.

A tall, broad-shouldered man appeared at the corner of the stairs. He walked up step by step with firm and steady steps. A little girl with twin ponytails was sitting on his arm.

The little girl was full of curiosity and innocence. She even reached out and poked the man's distinctive face with her fingertips.

"Why is your face red? Is this a mask?"

The author has something to say:

Because it is the review week at the end of the term, it is shorter and slower. After I finish the exam, it will be three thousand a day.