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"The taste is still good." Gu Linran paid the bill after eating and drinking, and walked out of the restaurant swaggeringly, no longer hugging Qian Zijin like he came in. "It's just that it's a bit expensive if there is no discount."

"Shameless!" Qian Zijin followed behind, filled with righteous indignation.

"You haven't eaten?!" Gu Linran turned around and stared.

"I was coerced by you!"

"Did I pick your mouth?!"

"You threatened me!"

"Where's the evidence?"

"You..." Qian Zijin kicked the trash can next to him, "You rascal!"

"Yo, are you not perverted?"

"Pervert and rascal!" Qian Zijin turned around and was about to take the escalator downstairs.

Gu Linran grabbed Qian Zijin's wrist with a quick copy: "What are you doing, I'm not done with my tantrum, let's go shopping again, we will go home together later, today is the holiday!"

"I'm not!" Qian Zijin struggled a few times, but found it was useless, and was simply dragged forward by Gu Linran.

Passing by a men's clothing store, Gu Linran dragged Qian Zijin in: "Come on, look at the clothes!"

"I don't buy clothes, what are you looking for?!" Qian Zijin walked unsteadily, and was dragged and dragged by Gu Linran, swaying all the way.

"You almost died heroically in order to catch Wang Liquan, so I will reward you on behalf of the organization," Gu Linran held Qian Zijin's hand in his arm while picking up his clothes, "Look at you, the clothes are just like that A few pieces, a suitcase is full, and I don’t have any clothes to wear when going out on a blind date, how can I find a girlfriend, so big, Uncle Tang is not in a hurry?!"

"Shut up!" Qian Zijin pulled his hand out forcefully.

"Just this one, try it!" Gu Linran picked out a blue twill shirt with a white background, and threw it into Qian Zijin's arms.

"Handsome guy, look how well this suit fits you. Your figure is so good, it's like a ready-made clothes rack!" The shopping guide walked up to Qian Zijin and guided him to look at himself in the mirror.

"Fuck you, so thin!" Gu Linran sat on the sofa behind Qian Zijin, propped his chin, and tilted his head to look at Qian Zijin in the mirror.

"That's not it," the shopping guide smiled, "This handsome guy is the type who looks thin when dressed, and looks fleshy when he takes off his clothes."

"Have you seen him take off his clothes?!" Gu Linran raised his head and roared, "There is a fart, and he will be thinner if he takes off his clothes!"

"Gu Linran!" Qian Zijin glared at Gu Linran bitterly from the mirror.

The shopping guide smiled awkwardly, walked behind Qian Zijin, and raised his hand to reach into his neck.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Gu Linran jumped up and rushed up, pulling the shopping guide away.

The shopping guide was taken aback by this sudden moment, and stammered, "I... I'll help him, that, tidy up, that, the collar."

"Want you to worry?!" Gu Linran rolled his eyes, pinched Qian Zijin's collar and straightened it, "Is that so?"

The shopping guide nodded timidly.

Gu Linran circled around Qian Zijin, nodding in satisfaction: "Well, I finally look like a human being!"

"Get out!" Qian Zijin suddenly felt like laughing, but tried not to laugh, "It looks good?"

"That's my vision..." Gu Linran was obviously a little proud.

"Sir, do you want to look at the women's models again?" Seeing that they were ready to pay, the shopping guide tried to sell them, "Today's Valentine's Day, [-]% off for lovers' models."

Gu Linran's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly put his arms around Qian Zijin's waist: "Is there a model for male and female couples? The two of us—"

"Gu Linran!" Qian Zijin pushed Gu Linran away, "If you keep talking nonsense, I will cut off your tongue and throw it into Shiyang Port to feed the bastard!"

Qian Zijin went back to the fitting room angrily, Gu Linran smiled and said to the shopping guide: "He is shy, the couple set meal we ate at the restaurant upstairs just now, buy one get one free, it's a good deal..."

"Don't listen to his nonsense," Qian Zijin changed into his own clothes and threw the shirt on the counter, "I want this one."

Gu Linran wanted to take advantage of it so that he could buy one for himself, so he pouted unwillingly.

"What are you looking at?" Qian Zijin saw that Gu Linran hadn't moved for a long time, and said that he was being rewarded on behalf of the organization, "Pay!"

The shopping guide watched Gu Linran take out his mobile phone to scan the code, and immediately opened his mouth wide open: "We have men and women—"

"I want this one!" Qian Zijin roared, and the shopping guide put the clothes into the packing bag with trembling hands, not knowing whether to laugh or to be frightened.

"Don't even want a discount, you're a loser!" Gu Linran was still brooding about not taking advantage of the bargain just now, muttering all the way.

"Gu Linran, is it an honor for you to spread the word like this?!" Qian Zijin turned to look at him while carrying his clothes, "Do you really like men?"

"Maybe, if you haven't liked it, it doesn't mean you won't like it." Gu Linran tilted his head, as if thinking about whether he had ever met a man he liked.

"What about the female doctor?!" Qian Zijin was a little aggrieved.

"The female doctor is pretty good, she looks like a good wife and mother, suitable to be a wife." Gu Linran smacked her lips, looking like a hooligan.

"Scumbag!" Qian Zijin scolded, quickened his pace and walked forward, and stopped after walking a few steps.

Gu Linran saw him standing outside a window, staring intently inside, his eyes full of expectation.

"What are you looking at?" Gu Linran followed, glanced at the window, then quickly turned his gaze elsewhere, and cursed angrily, "Pervert!"

"You know what?" Qian Zijin looked at the things in the window and gradually smiled, "This is a prop from one of my favorite movies. I've been looking for it for a long time, but I can't find it for sale, but here it is! "

"Then go in and have a look, I warn you, you are not allowed to play at home!" Gu Linran pulled Qian Zijin into the store. a row.

As soon as Gu Linran entered the door, he called the boss and asked him how much the fourth set in the window cost.

"I'm sorry sir, it's not for sale." The boss was a young guy. "The items in the window are not for sale."

When Qian Zijin heard this, his face sank again, and he stood silently by the side.

Gu Linran frowned: "If you don't sell it, why do you put it up? To whet your appetite?!"

"It's like this, sir," the boss folded his fingers in front of him, "Today is Valentine's Day, we have an event, as long as couples kiss here for 30 seconds, they can choose a gift from the window, free of charge."

"Really?" Gu Linran turned his head, and then saw the boss nodded sincerely.

Qian Zijin was frustrated that he had finally found what he had been dreaming of, but it was not for sale. He didn't care what Gu Linran was up to at the moment.

Gu Linran pulled the boss aside and asked in a low voice, "As long as it's a couple, kiss for 30 seconds and you can take it away?"

"Yes." The boss nodded sincerely again.

"Look!" Gu Linran returned to Qian Zijin's side, and called softly, "Goofy!"

"Huh?" Qian Zijin turned to look at him subconsciously, and was blocked by a pair of lips in an instant.

Gu Linran wrapped one arm around Qian Zijin's waist, and locked Qian Zijin's hand behind his back with the other to prevent him from resisting. He closed his eyes and kissed affectionately, staring at the boss in front of him.

Qian Zijin was very frightened by this sudden attack, his eyes widened, and he looked at Gu Linran who was not even a centimeter away from him with surprise, his heartbeat doubled.Gu Linran's kiss was sometimes gentle and sometimes ferocious. It was as if there was a feather in his heart. He scratched intermittently, gently and without force. Qian Zijin didn't know how to resist for a while.

Gu Linran's hand on Qian Zijin's waist supported the weight of his whole body, allowing Qian Zijin to relax and lean back, putting his whole heart and attention on this kiss.

Qian Zijin was suddenly in a trance, and wanted to respond, but he had never kissed a girl before, and he didn't have the slightest skill, so he was completely guided by Gu Linran.

By the time he thought of resisting, it was too late. The pleasure from the tip of his tongue rushed to his brain and controlled all his nerves. He also closed his eyes and began to follow Gu Linran's teasing. Trying to learn Gu Linran's movements.

Gu Linran thought to himself, no one was counting the time, and he didn't know how long the kiss lasted until he heard the click of a Polaroid. He opened his eyes, let go of Qian Zijin's hand, and raised his hand to look at his watch. .

He unexpectedly found that the moment he let go, Qian Zijin hugged his waist actively, probably because he was afraid of falling.

Gradually, he found that Qian Zijin kissed harder and harder, and the waist holding him became tighter and tighter. Just when he wanted to push Qian Zijin away to ask if there was enough time, Qian Zijin suddenly pushed him out. , panicked and hid behind him.

"What's the matter, is it 30 seconds?" Gu Linran didn't care about Qian Zijin's abnormality.

"Huh?" The boss is still recalling the scene just now.

"Not enough?" Gu Linran froze for a moment, "Then continue!"

As he said that, he was about to hug Qian Zijin into his arms again, but this time Qian Zijin resisted vigorously, saying that he would not let Gu Linran touch him.

"Oh, enough is enough!" The boss came back to his senses and pointed to the window, "Look, which one do you want?"

"It's the one I asked just now!" Gu Lin pointed at the skeleton covered in a layer of black gauze, which was as thin as a cicada's wing, with a ring in his mouth.

The boss nodded, turned and walked towards the window.

"Have you seen it? This is the power of wisdom. If it were you, you wouldn't be able to get this dead man's head, right?" Gu Linran tilted his head proudly, and pinched Qian Zijin.

Qian Zijin was stunned for a while, then turned around and stood in front of Gu Linran, looking at him with a surprised face: "Gu Linran, you... how could you..."

"How can what?" Gu Linran asked innocently, "Kiss you?"

"You...I...this is a public place!" Qian Zijin's face was flushed, and his voice was coquettish, "Why are you talking?!"

"What's the matter?" Gu Linran shrugged, taking it for granted, "Close your eyes and imagine that you are a female doctor, but your lips are soft, and your girlfriend will definitely be very possessive in the future—"

"Gu Linran!" Qian Zijin roared, followed by a crisp slap, "You... get out!"

Qian Zijin, who turned around and started running wobbly, was trembling all over, especially the palm that slapped Gu Linran just now, it was burning hot.

For the first time, he felt something tearing at his heart, and then sprinkled vinegar on the wound.

"Close your eyes and imagine that you are a female doctor..."

These words kept echoing in Qian Zijin's ears... Go fuck your female doctor, kiss your female doctor!

Gu Linran was slapped inexplicably, and he didn't recover for a long time. He thought that he must have kissed Qian Zijin, so he got angry again.

That's right, who wouldn't be angry? A girl would have to be slapped if she was kissed forcibly, let alone a man who was kissed by a man...

Gu Linran was a little aggrieved, and thought that although I was wrong, then I also want to get that skeleton, what do you want that skeleton for, isn't it for you? !I even kissed a man, so I'm at a disadvantage too, I haven't caught it yet.

The boss stood in front of Gu Linran holding the wrapped gift in his hand. The scene just now was really thrilling, and he didn't know what to do now.

Gu Linran came back to his senses, and smiled awkwardly: "He is shy and introverted, he has never done such a crazy thing, and he can't accept my wildness."

"Understand! Understood!" The boss handed over the gift and a photo to Gu Linran, "You can keep this as a souvenir."

Gu Linran took it and saw that it was the photo of them kissing just now. Qian Zijin in the picture seemed to be enjoying it very much, and he didn't look like he was going to be angry.

Cut... Who wants to keep this stuff? !

Gu Linran took it and stuffed it into his butt pocket, holding the gift box, and chased in the direction where Qian Zijin was running.

Gu Linran didn't know where Qian Zijin would go, so he went directly to the parking lot. Qian Zijin's Land Rover had fingerprints to unlock the door, and he might have sat in the car.

When we got to the parking lot, we found that there was no sign of Qian Zijin around the Land Rover. This little brat, whose legs and feet are still weak, where did he go? !

Gu Linran drove home, and carried a lot of things into the house by himself. The house was empty except for a cat who meowed to greet him...

Qian Zijin didn't come back? !

Gu Linran panicked. Where can he go with a limp? !

"Where are you?" Gu Linran clicked on WeChat.

no reply...

"I'm already home, why aren't you here?"

"Can you be more honest, you cripple?"

"Don't run around, there is no wooden floor outside, how painful is it to fall on the concrete floor?!"

"I have something good for you!"

"Come back soon, I'm hungry!"

Finally, there was a reply: "I'm hungry to find your good wife, mother and daughter, Dr.!"

"I don't want it, I'll find you!"

"Look for whoever you want, get lost!"

Gu Linran ran out of patience, and directly pressed the voice button: "Qian Zijin, I warn you, show up in front of me within half an hour, or you will know the consequences!"

Qian Zijin was even more furious at this moment, and he yelled directly into the voice - "Get out!"

Gu Linran didn't say anything else, just took out the photo in his butt pocket, took a photo of it and sent it to Qian Zijin: "Now someone jumped into the Yellow River, and I can't get rid of it."

"Gu Linran!" A heart-piercing roar came from the phone.

"There are still 29 minutes!" Gu Linran said.

"Gu Linran, you are so shameless, what shame do I need?!" Qian Zijin said angrily, "I'm going to the gate of the Municipal Bureau to learn how to bark like a dog. From now on, I won't listen to you a word of!"

After hearing this, Gu Linran was stunned for a moment, and quickly dialed a phone number to Liao Hengmei, asking him to inform everyone in the criminal police team to take turns guarding the gate of the city bureau, and immediately handcuffed Qian Zijin back to the team to silence him .

Liao Hengmei thought that the two great Buddhas were fighting wits and courage again, but she felt helpless that in this society, there is no such thing as a peerless man, and it is all about enemies.

Gu Linran took the gift box, drove to the city bureau, first controlled the person, and then coaxed him back with affection and reason. Seeing the skeleton, he should calm down.

When he arrived at the team, Qian Zijin hadn't come yet, and Gu Linran was leaning against the electric door of the city bureau with a cigarette in his mouth, like a little hooligan who was about to make trouble, but this little hooligan dared to come to the city bureau to make trouble, probably It is also too long.

"Second Gu, what kind of monster are you, get the hell out!" Uncle Wang pushed open the window of the guard room and yelled at Gu Linran.

"Uncle Wang, I am waiting for someone, you are busy with your work, don't worry about me, can I still make trouble in my own unit?!" Gu Linran handed over a cigarette, Uncle Wang took the cigarette, and the window was closed again.

At two or three o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun was at its strongest, Gu Linran broke out in sweat after standing for a while. He hid in the shade of the eaves and looked around, not knowing where Qian Zijin would come from.

After waiting for 10 minutes, Gu Linran saw a taxi approaching from afar.