old enemy riding a bamboo horse

1 May I have your name?

Lu: Lu Henglin

Xia: Xia Chengqi

2 What is the age?

Lu: At present, it is one year after Kojima's marriage proposal ended, at the age of 30.

Xia Xiaowan: One year younger than him.

3 gender is?

Lu: Finish it, waste of time

Xia Xiaowan: ...It's hard to see?

4 What is your personality like?

Lu: Although I want to say gentle and kind, there must be some people who will object

Xia: Obviously domineering and childish

Lu: Let's end this question

5 The character of the other party?

Lu: He is gentle, tolerant, and careful to me, but he always hides his needles at other times.

Xia Xiaowan: Pfft, I rushed to answer this question just now.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Lu: When I was in junior high school, at my house.He doesn't need to say it again, these questions are really annoying.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Lu: Wearing a white shirt, eyes like deer, good-looking smile, good-looking too.

Xia Xiaowan: If you have to tell the truth, it is that the strategy is not difficult...

Lu: Why do you pierce my heart every day now?

8 What do you like about each other?

Lu: I like everything.

Xia Xiaowan: Let me feel the care and sincere protection that I have never had before.

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Lu: The author of the question is sick?

Xia Xiaowan: Didn't you say that you don't like me keeping some things in my heart and not telling you?You said it the other day.

Lu: Can disliking and hating be the same?

Xia Xiaowan: It makes sense, so I don't dislike it anywhere.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Lu: Otherwise?

Xia Xiaowan: I suddenly discovered that when you grow up, you are actually very domineering.

11 What do you call each other?

Lu: Xiaoqi, my wife.

Xia: Henglin, when he is angry, he is called Lu Henglin.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Lu: Husband. (laughs badly)

Xia Xiaowan: Dad. (Poker face)

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Lu: Deer.

Xia Xiaowan: Is it a lion?

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Lu: To be honest, I haven’t given away anything for a long time. It’s a bit difficult to go beyond an island.

Xia Xiaowan: I never thought about it, what good gift can the two of us have?Isn't it weird that I buy you something with your card?

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Lu: Women's clothing, you know Xiao Qi.

Xia Xiaowan: ...you can dream.

Lu: What do you want?

Xia Xiaowan: You wear women's clothes. (Poker face)

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Lu: No.

Xia Xiaowan: I have already reminded you about the ninth question.

Lu: Some things are kept in mind and not told to me. (powerless)

Xia Xiaowan: I think mine is similar, oh, yes, and I don’t know how to control myself (you know it). After all, I’m a mortal body, and I can’t stand repeated tossing.

17 What is your problem?

Lu: I tried my best to change it so that I can not turn over the old score?What a broken problem.

Xia Xiaowan: It’s the 9th question. These questions are really not rigorous. If my staff arranges the questions like this, it’s really useless to keep them.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Author: For me, this question passes.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Lu: ...Send the proposition, but refuse to answer.

Xia Xiaowan: Strictly speaking, I really indulged him, and I seemed to be able to bear it.

Lu: Isn't it because I have been improving?

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Lu: (asking weakly) Xiaoqi, haven’t you been there recently?

Xia Xiaowan: I think the two of us really cherish this hard-won reconciliation now, and we are very clear about what the other party cares about, so there will be no such situation.

21 How far is your relationship?

Lu: Registered. (Suddenly excited, took out the legal certificate to show off.)

Xia Xiaowan: In fact, I don't think the external form matters. It's mainly because of the inner recognition of each other now that I will still bake him cookies when I reach the age of 80.

22 Where did two people first date?

Lu: We didn't seem to say that we had a date. I wanted to take you to the beach at that time, but you only wanted me to go to cram school.

Xia Xiaowan: A small forest? (puff)

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Lu: Every day is sweet and bubbling.

Xia Xiaowan: I have a husky.

land:? ? ? (Crazy) Was I not so handsome back then?

24 How far has it progressed then?

Lu: What degree do you want to be a minor?

Xia Xiaowan: The other party obviously had some reservations about his answer. He obviously behaved well and was crazy in his head.

25 frequent date spots?

Lu: At home, to be precise, it is in the study, and I never forget to urge me to study.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Lu: Oh, I'm looking forward to Xiao Qi's answer.

Xia: Thousands of miles to send X (suddenly give up on oneself).

Lu: I send my heart from thousands of miles away, is it romantic or not? (overjoyed)

27 Which party confessed first?

Lu: Officially, I think it’s me, it’s me, no matter what, it’s me.

Xia Xiaowan: What's the point of arguing? (baffling)

Lu: I don't want you to appear so aggrieved in this matter.

28 How much do you like each other?

Lu: If he doesn't come back to me, he will retire to that island to die alone.

Xia Xia: (with a blank face) No, you will lose your memory, then you will marry a wife and have a child named Xiaolu.

Lu: Which psychopath wrote this plot?

Xia Xiaowan: I like it so much... Let's give up the original life plan and become what he wants.

29 So, do you love each other?

Lu: I think the person who wrote the question, Yazi, has a problem with his brain. Why should this question be placed earlier?

Xia Xiaowan: Why did this kind of product exist in the past? (helpless face)

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Lu: I don't care what he says now, as long as I say it gently.

Xia Xiaowan: When you act like a baby, it’s okay.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

land:?Do you think a person like me will change his mind? (bluff)

Xia Xiaowan: I haven't thought about this issue. I don't think he is such a person.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Lu: What mental retardation problems?

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Lu: He is very punctual. Besides, we live together all the time, why are we late?

Xia Xiaowan: (Picking hands) It's really boring.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Lu: (Yazi who didn't really want to say it) closed his eyes and raised his neck, the corners of his eyes were red with a little teardrop——

Xia Xiaowan: Is it necessary to say so clearly?

Lu: There is a chance to take a photo and show it to you. (sudden excitement)

Xia Xiaowan: ...I decided that his sexy expression is the expression when he is doing housework.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Lu: When he frowns, I am most frightened when he is unhappy.

Xia: (Suddenly purses her lips, a little embarrassed)

Lu: (smug) He accidentally said that his heart beats faster when facing me.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Lu: When I opened my eyes and saw him next to me, I smelled the smell of baking cookies at night, and when I did something to make him happy.

Xia Xiaowan: When he acted like a baby.

39 Ever quarreled?

Lu: (Suddenly dignified expression) Yes

Xia Xiaowan: It's all over.

40 What are the quarrels?

Lu: I made him sad because I was not mature enough, tolerant enough, and too stubborn.

Xia Xiaowan: No, we all have problems. I would like to add what I don't like. He likes to take all the responsibility of the year on himself, and he has to apologize for a long time every time.

How to reconcile after 41?

Lu: I'm so lucky, something happened, he was worried about me and came back.

Xia: (with a wry smile) It's a long story, in short, the best life is for a spoiled child?

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Lu: I hope he won't suffer any more in the next life.

Xia Xiaowan: According to tradition, I may become your father. (hold back laugh)

Lu: ... (isn't it funny?)

43 When do you feel loved?

Lu: His eyes, when he looked at me, I never doubted that I was loved.

Xia Xiaowan: The domineering brat has become coquettish, right?

44 What is your expression of love?

Lu: I thought it was to take care of him and be considerate. He gave him the best everything, including my best quality wife (was stepped on) Oh - now it is very likely that his favorite way is to act like a baby? (I have nothing to love)

Xia Xiaowan: I feel that everything I do expresses itself.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Lu: There is no such time, but I will suspect that I have done so many wrong things, so he should not love me. (dejected)

Xia Xiaowan: No, I have always loved you very much. (distressed and comforted) I don't think so, even when he lost his memory, it was really hard.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Lu: Never thought about it, Rose, I only sent this.

Xia Xiaowan: I haven't thought about it either.do you need flowers (Turn around and ask seriously)

Lu: I need it, like a little flower of yours. (Suddenly Yin laughs)

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Lu: Yes, and it caused very serious consequences.

Xia Xiaowan: But many years have passed, and many things that were not clear at that time have been understood by each other, which is amazing.Now I feel that understanding and communication are very important, and I will not make such mistakes again.

Lu: It's all my fault.

Xia Xia: Why are you here again...

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Lu: Not good enough, seems not to be worthy of Xiaoqi's liking, and even hurt Xiaoqi.

Xia Xiaowan: Maybe he wasn't who he thought he was, and he was also worried that he wasn't worthy of his liking.

Lu: But I like you no matter what you look like. In fact, you really don't have to worry about it.

Xia Xiaowan: You just fell in love like a husky, I like it, why do you feel inferior?

Author: A sudden show of affection.

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Lu: I can't wait to frame the registration certificate and put it on the front desk of the headquarters.

Xia: I wanted to keep a low profile, but it was difficult. I heard that I already had the title of "Demon Concubine" before I got married.

Assistant Han: Not me?I don't?Please forgive me!

Lu: There is no need to keep a low profile.I accidentally found a strange group in the headquarters, I added it with a trumpet, and I saw someone writing our fanfiction in it.Before we got married, I was writing about our various plays, and some about getting married. I think my employees are looking forward to it.

summer:? ? ?What did they write?

Lu: Wilder than you can imagine.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Lu: I have proved it with my actions. Even in those years of separation, I have never changed my mind.

Xia Xiaowan: But I still want to say that the questions are boring.

Lu: Why don't you express it? (Wronged)

Xia Xiaowan: Does buying a common cemetery show your determination? (sly)

The author has something to say: Although it’s not interesting, let’s release it, because it’s really a bad taste and I want to be nostalgic. It was popular many years ago hahahaha