food is the sky

After Zhang Jiale snatched half of Huang Shaotian's puff pastry strawberries, he handed him over to Zhang Xinjie and put him in prison. He dragged Yu Wenzhou to discuss the matter of strawberry jam while inquiring about the Senior Brother Wang that Zhang Xinjie was going to introduce to him.

"Pharmacology." Yu Wenzhou pushed the plate and gave his share of dessert to Huang Shaotian who was looking at him eagerly, "Brother Wang Jiexi Wang is very nice, gentle and tactful enough to control people, when he was doing science and technology projects in the past The teams that met him all cried and called him Dad."

... Zhang Jiale remained expressionless: "Do I look like someone who lacks a father to take care of me?"

Yu Wenzhou laughed out loud: "It seems that there is a lack of someone who can take care of you."

"I also studied psychology, and I heard that he is actually very talented in this area. Everyone used to call him a magic stick." Yu Wenzhou thought for a while and added, "It is said that he can read people's hearts, so he can pretend Half immortal."

Yu Wenzhou and Zhang Jiale chatted in a good atmosphere, Huang Shaotian was embarrassed to pester Yu Wenzhou to ask about him, so he decided to start harassing Zhang Xinjie more and more by making insinuations.

"Three meringue strawberries," Huang Shaotian said with blood dripping from his heart, "Why are you so stingy! Asking you a few words won't hurt you!"

Zhang Xinjie glanced at him, thinking that I don't talk to people who disagree with me.

"Zhang Xinjie, you boring gourd!" Young Master Huang was in dire straits and didn't dare to scratch anyone, for fear that his actions would interrupt the discussion between Yu Wenzhou and Zhang Jiale, two culinary lovers, "Isn't it okay if I exchange information with you!? I didn't say not to let Zhang Jiale change her boyfriend, the problem is that you have to find someone he likes!!!"

This seemed to be a human thing, Zhang Xinjie pondered for a moment and looked Huang Shaotian up and down: "So what?!"

Hey, hey, can you accept it when you see you? ! ! !Huang Shaotian took back a meringue strawberry with a warning.

"Is this your first day dealing with me?" Zhang Xinjie glanced at the plate expressionlessly, implying that I don't know what it is.

...That's why I hate dealing with people like you the most! !annoying! !All vampires! ! ! !demon! !

each other.

Huang Shaotian furtively glanced at Zhang Jiale, and quietly lifted a box from the sofa: "What do you want me for?! I warn you, I won't do illegal and criminal things! Neither will Old Han!" It’s okay for me to hack other people’s systems! If I get caught, I’ll be sprayed with saliva by Lao Han, then smoked by Ye Xiu, and then my salary will be deducted to clean the toilet!!!”

Zhang Xinjie looked at Huang Shaotian suspiciously: "You will still be caught?!"

"Damn, what kind of look is that in your eyes!??? Don't doubt my skills!!! I mean, in case you get caught!! You don't know that there was another person on the same level as me before Cooperate, although it has been a long time since I made a sound!"

"So you've still been caught?"

"That's not the point!!!" Huang Shaotian gave Zhang Xinjie an angry look, "We also have surveillance, okay?! You think the deep sea is full of overlord squid?! The deep sea is so chaotic, you think no one cares!!??"

"There are still monkfish like you?" Zhang Xinjie glanced at Huang Shaotian's computer, "You can use mine, as long as you don't leave a record."

Huang Shaotian immediately showed disgust on his face: "Forget it, I'll still use mine, your card is unnecessarily stuck, don't worry there is no real-time monitor in it, I will transfer the amount of data to attack abroad. So what do you want me to do?! !Help you blackmail that Sun Zheping?"

"No," Zhang Xinjie's expression became unfathomable, and the lenses of his glasses reflected the light of wisdom, "It's fine if you black out my brother's."

Huang Shaotian was dumbfounded, and then he realized: "The two of them got in touch?!! It's fine if you don't carry your back, but you still carry me?!! Zhang Jiale is a bit promising, okay?!! Do you have to hang yourself on a handicapped tree?! ! How handsome is your senior brother? Show me the photo!! Drag him out to meet this week!!!"

Zhang Xinjie thought to himself, why should I be behind my back, but because Huang Shaotian's position is consistent with his own and filled with righteous indignation, he didn't care about it for the time being: "Are you really going after Yu Wenzhou?!"

Huang Shaotian blushed, and secretly glanced over there again, carefully looking at Zhang Xinjie, his eyes full of anticipation: "Isn't it good?"

He clearly expressed liking on his expression, as simple and direct as a boy who just knew what liking is.Zhang Xinjie pondered for a moment: "Yu Wenzhou is actually...he is not simple."

Huang Shaotian blinked his eyes: "How difficult is it? Where is it not simple? How is it not simple?"

Zhang Xinjie chose his wording carefully, and mentioned something suggestive: "He shares a dormitory with my undergraduate, but I live in a double room when I was undergraduate."

Huang Shaotian nodded as if he understood something: "I understand, if the accommodation is allocated by relationships, then it seems that his family background is not simple? But it's just a double room...wait for your double room?!"

Zhang Xinjie can be regarded as a national defense student, and because of his father, brother and his mother's occupational problems, he is still a key protection target.If Yu Wenzhou shared a bedroom with him, he could only say...

If it wasn't for the students from the same level of family background as Zhang Xinjie, they would have come to protect Zhang Xinjie.

"...Protection is impossible," Huang Shaotian hugged his computer and lay on the table in an instant, "I can see his small body at a glance. His self-protection ability is probably better than yours in a fight, but he is also It's not much better than your white chicken..."

Hearing this, Zhang Xinjie swallowed back some words silently, and decided to let Huang Shaotian suffer enough from Yu Wenzhou before speaking.

Huang Shaotian rolled it on the table twice with a depressed expression. Zhang Xinjie thought it was quite amusing after seeing his listless look, so he took a strawberry meringue and ate it slowly: "Why don't you want to chase now?"

"No," Huang Shaotian replied weakly, "I'm just regretting... I knew it was a similar family background, and I was delayed for two or three days to decide whether to chase him or not! I'm afraid of retaliation after the event, you know what I do. , in case any drug lord doesn't open his eyes..."

Zhang Xinjie silently felt a little itchy, was he worried about this emotionally? ! !

Huang Shaotian was still thinking about it next to him: "It's all right now, I can rest assured to chase, anyway, the background is almost the same, some things are quite convenient to talk about, such as leaving home for half a year to perform tasks, if it is not explained within the system, it is called What a troublesome thing... Go on, go on, do you have any other information about him!?"

Zhang Xinjie blinked when he saw Huang Shaotian getting excited again: "There are quite a few people chasing him."

Huang Shaotian complacently turned on the computer to hack Zhang Jiale's phone and hack his computer: "I must be the most handsome among those chasing him."

The corners of Zhang Xinjie's eyes twitched violently, Huang Shaotian, where did you get your confidence? ! !

"What else is there?!!"

Zhang Xinjie looked at Huang Shaotian who seemed to be always full of energy and enthusiasm, innocent and natural like a young man who just fell in love, he couldn't tell at all that he was also a military policeman who had experienced life and death, set foot in hell on earth and ambushed in the tropical rainforest to suppress drug lords.

"So," Zhang Xinjie paused, and spoke to calm Huang Shaotian's heart, "He might really like you like this."

Huang Shaotian's eyes lit up in an instant: "Really?!!! Then let me hack all of Sun Zheping's pieces for you!!!! The real-time monitoring data is sent to your tablet?!! And when will your brother talk to you?" Meet Zhang Jiale, I'll tie up Lele for you!!!"

Zhang Xinjie looked at Huang Shaotian's ecstasy and decided to take back the words that he was going to encourage him. This cheerful look is really too bullying.

On the second day of work, Han Wenqing mentioned that a new colleague had arrived, and asked them to choose whether to have a dinner for the orientation department at night.Whenever Huang Shaotian thinks of that little pornographic film, little yellow text and little yellow picture on the computer, he gets a headache, no amount of delicious food can save him.The whole person lay listlessly next to Zhang Jiale, like a little hamster that just melted in the sun.

Han Wenqing's right hand is still wrapped in gauze, because Zhang Jiale didn't follow through on what he said, he went up to press the tranquilizer every day, which caused his dark circles to be as deep as Ye Xiu's.In addition, his already unwell face made him look a little...

"I've eaten so well these past few days that I completely forgot to feed Lao Han," Zhang Jiale slapped his head and remembered this, "I don't know if we can delay taking out the stitches... Lao Han, you have a work-related injury and you don't need to take good care of it! You said that you will come to a forensic doctor later? Why don't you let him show you first?"

Han Wenqing took a look at Zhang Jiale, and the word "speechless" was written on his ferocious face: "That's a forensic doctor."

"I know," Zhang Jiale waved his hand, "Xinjie told me that forensic medicine was the same as his for the first four years. It's okay to show you how the wound is recovering, otherwise you won't eat it if you drag your hand. The medicine prevents us from drinking."

Ye Xiu glanced at Han Wenqing lazily, and clicked his tongue twice: "Captain Han is such an old man, it's okay not to take medicine, isn't it just a sedative, at worst, I'll count your sick leave for you if you are late for work."

Huang Shaotian opened his eyes wide and looked at Ye Xiu: "Lao Ye, how do you know that Lao Han doesn't take tranquilizers? Lele didn't say that he didn't take any medicine! You can guess that you have a very close relationship with Lao Han." !"

Ye Xiu smoked a cigarette and said indifferently: "That's because he used to rely on me to knock him out and give him stitches. He thought he was Liu Bocheng. He didn't take anesthesia or even tranquilizers. It stopped moving, and I sewed crookedly, saying that I am avenging my personal revenge, and I will not be able to wash it off even if I jump into the Yellow River."

Knock old Han out! ! ? ?Whoops! !

Hearing this, everyone glanced at Han Wenqing gossipingly, then continued to look at Ye Xiu, urging him to continue talking with their eyes.

"I remember one time," Ye Xiu thought for a while, waving the hand holding the cigarette up and down, "Secret mission, although I am indeed all-around on the battlefield, but..."

Before Ye Xiu finished speaking, there were boos all around. He had never seen such a shameless person before.

Ye Xiu flicked the cigarette in his hand calmly and continued: "But I am not a professional medical student after all, so I urgently called a military doctor for assistance. Old Han is capable. He has five bullet holes in his body and is anesthetized and allergic. I don’t know why, but the little military doctor took the surgery tray and knocked him out and took the bullet. After waking up, I wanted to find someone to settle the score and he left early, but then I vented my anger and said that I did it! I am generally fainted by the conscience of heaven and earth How can he need auxiliary tools when he directly chops off the back of the neck?"

Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale looked at each other inexplicably, that method was that of the military doctor, and the two of them suddenly had a feeling that they had seen through what they really thought.

Han Wenqing's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker. Ye Xiu satisfied everyone's curiosity and immediately shut up and smoked. The old gods were waiting for their new colleagues to report.When the door creaked and was pushed open, Ye Xiuhao turned his chair, half of his body was facing the door and half of his body was facing the group of new colleagues, and he greeted the visitors with a very familiar tone: "Oh, Big Eye is here!" Huh? I just want to introduce you to Wang Jiexi, the handsome returnee of your future forensic team, whose major is pharmacology-to-toxicology, and has a double diploma in criminal psychology."

"Wang Jiexi?!!"

"Big and small eyes?!"

Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale screamed at the same time, the two pairs looked up and down the person in tacit understanding, and then pounced on him left and right.

There were two people hanging on Wang Jiexi's body, their expressions were rather ugly!

I knew earlier...

If I knew it, I shouldn't have come back! ! !

Zhang Jiale was still intoxicated in the joy of recognizing his relatives, and felt that when he rushed forward, he brought the sparkling background effect and bgm of the Red Army Reunion: "If I had known that you were Wang Jiexi, I should have agreed to Xinjie's words to go on a blind date with you, you are so big-eyed." Are you worried about me coming back? How about seeing how the treatment works?"

For the sake of Zhang Jiale being a senior, Wang Jiexi didn't bother to fight with him, so he picked up Huang Shaotian and moved him back to his seat: "If you haven't recovered from post-traumatic symptoms, you should be monitored by a third party, after all, your lethality is not Average size, do we know the kid who jumped up together?!"

Huang Shaotian looked ruthless and made trouble for no reason: "You forgot how you scared me with the dead body! It's useless for me to treat you so well and you came here to scare me! If I wasn't a staunch supporter of materialism, I would have been scared out of my mind by you Okay?!"

Wang Jiexi is a bit pity why he didn't scare Huang Shaotian out of any psychological shadow back then. I really don't know what Huang Shaotian defines as being good to you. Iron means.

Ye Xiu opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Since we both know each other and have a good relationship, then you guys should have a good time exchanging feelings. By the way, let's show your beloved Captain Han's arm first."

Han Wenqing's face remained dark: "He is a forensic doctor!"

Ye Xiu turned black and white when he opened his mouth: "Big Eye looks down on your craftsmanship."

Wang Jiexi glanced at Han Wenqing's arm across the table, and then took a closer look at his expression: "If he can take his medicine on time and sleep peacefully for a few nights, there will be no problem in healing."

"Sure enough, it's a magic stick!"

"That's right, Half Immortal! You can guess all of this."

The corners of Wang Jiexi's eyes twitched, and he quickly mentally listed the names of people who could leak these nicknames.

Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale clapped their hands and continued to harass Wang Jiexi: "Why are you assigned to this place, Big Eye?! Do you miss me or Huang Shaotian?"

"Or is it because we have a tacit understanding that we are worried about being here? We came here specially?!"

"Say it, don't be shy!"

Wang Jiexi took a deep breath, and warned himself not to hit anyone: "Didn't you two realize that all the people in this group are related to that mission back then?"

And why do I always have the illusion that I am a big cat climbing frame?Can you two go down? !

Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale looked at each other, and they both understood a message from each other's eyes.

The real net collection is about to begin.