food is the sky

Soon Huang Shaotian found out, watching pornographic movies is nothing, there are still nightmares waiting for him.

Those articles that describe true and false, and seemingly serious popular science...

Of course, what he popularizes is not all kinds of sm props, and he is not writing about all kinds of Huang Wen who play around the corner. Huang Shaotian must not be so restless.What's even more exasperating is that Ye Xiu and Zhang Jiale were able to tacitly understand each other while classifying and complaining. Huang Shaotian only felt that listening to one more sentence would pollute his pure heart.

What does this posture mean? ! !What does it mean that this material is easy to leave marks and should be replaced with tanned and soft lambskin? !Zhang Jiale, you know so many of these things, does Zhang Xinjie know? ! !And Ye Xiu, you're not single, haven't you never been in a relationship? How do you know so much? ! !

Huang Shaotian wished he didn't have ears!

Unlike Huang Shaotian who lived a life of both ice and fire, Yu Wenzhou had nothing to do and didn't want to go to his own shop to cook food and bake desserts for others. He was in a great mood and read the future according to the menu for the bamboo rat that Huang Shaotian delivered to his door in the morning. Seeing its shivering appearance, I gave it a glass of water to let it continue to be hungry and clean its intestines, and then I went to the veterinary hospital in a better mood, and I was forced to lose weight Small circles of pudding.

Pudding meowed and nestled in his arms and licked his chin, refusing to leave him, stomping on the ground with his little paws could melt his heart.However, he looked at the veterinarian who seemed to be "abusing" him for two or three days with a look that could be called "hate".Yu Wenzhou pinched the soft pad and pudding's short legs, and the joy in his words could almost materialize in his face: "Senior Brother Fang, what did you do to my pudding? He rarely looks at it like this Human."

"It's nothing." Fang Shiqian sat leaning on a chair with a gray parrot affectionately rubbing its beak against his hair on his shoulder, "Let him eat a few less meals and say a few more words that he is fat, Do you understand stimulation therapy?"

"Fat paper, fat paper!" The gray parrot hooked its neck and yelled twice, Yu Wenzhou always felt that the source of stimulation for the stimulation therapy was the big parrot in front of him. "Little poor, you still have to be stimulated here for a few more days," Yu Wenzhou kissed Pudding, "But do you mind waiting for you to go back and have another godfather?"

Fang Shiqian clicked his tongue twice: "It's unreasonable to see you laughing, what kind of children are you trying to harm?"

Yu Wenzhou rubbed the pudding and thought about Huang Shaotian's flushed face and big eyes beside the fire, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly: "Speaking of disasters, I heard something from Xinjie, I don't know if Senior Fang still remembers it." Is there a senior fellow in pharmacology who is a year older than me, who worked with their mentor for a year for some reason and went abroad to study toxicology."

Fang Shiqian wished he could prick up his ears, and continued to pretend to be calm and beat Yu Wenzhou to urge him to continue: "Why is that guy coming back after finishing his studies in toxicology?"

Yu Wenzhou paused, and gave Fang Shiqian a meaningful look: "I'm coming back, but Zhang Xinjie feels that it's not easy for my brother to be alone for so many years, and it's not easy for my senior brother to be drifting away for a few years, so I plan to introduce them to each other. "

I'm sooooooooooooooo! ! !

Fang Shiqian held back his anger and said, "I guarantee that when you come to pick up the cat the day after tomorrow, your pudding will love you even more."

"So having said that," Yu Wenzhou let the pudding roll in his arms, found a comfortable position, hugged his hands, and rubbed the cat's belly, "Actually, I had a good relationship with that senior brother back then, so I thought It would be a good thing if he can find someone who is considerate and can know the cold and warm, not to mention that Zhang Xinjie's brother is really good-looking, what do you think?"

"You just came to see me having fun," Fang Shiqian knocked on the table twice, raised his shoulders, "Go and play on the shelf."

The gray parrot spread its wings and flew back to the shelf very obediently, then flapped its wings left and right like there was background music.Yu Wenzhou felt that the Guanzi was sold enough, so he continued slowly: "I heard that he raised a very beautiful cockatiel that vomited and lost its hair because of the move. You said that I have such a good relationship with him. Do you want to recommend it? What about a veterinarian?"

Yu Wenzhou was very happy all day today. As an Aquarius, his little instinct of liking to bully people was perfectly satisfied. Going back to clean up that bamboo mouse gave him a happy mood.

I just don’t know why the enthusiastic little policeman who left in the morning came back limp like an eggplant beaten by Shuang, but Zhang Jiale was fine and smiled gloatingly: “I watched pornography, and my silly nosebleeds were left twice. Today If you still eat deer meat at night, let him watch it, hahaha, you will get angry."

"I've already said that I'll just program you to scan it." Huang Shaotian was extremely sad and indignant, "I have to watch it! I, I, I... can I be my Internet supervisor?! I'm the only one who needs me in the anti-pornography campaign." Alone?! I... I..."

The more he talked, the more angry he became, Huang Shaotian picked up a boning knife and vented his anger on the mutilated bamboo rat. The pieces of meat were so large and so thin that they seemed to be transparent.Curiously, Yu Wenzhou closed the kitchen door for him and asked in a low voice, "What did you see that caused your nose to bleed?"

Huang Shaotian went down with a knife and left a mark on the cutting board, his face was so red that he was about to bleed, he lost the kitchen knife and scratched Yu Wenzhou's itchy flesh: "Why do you follow along! Bullying me is fun, isn't it?! Bullying me is fun, isn't it?" no!?"

It was really fun, Yu Wenzhou murmured a few words in his heart, he took a breath and continued chatting with Huang Shaotian while processing the ingredients.The weather is getting colder and colder. Although the weather is dry and the things are dry, you can't eat too much tonic, but bamboo rat and muntjac are sweet and flat. You can't eat roasted food for several days, but you can eat shabu-shabu.

Zhang Jiale's smell makes people go away, Zhang Xinjie doesn't like spicy food, Huang Shaotian can't eat spicy food, he is too embarrassed to cook spicy dishes every day.This time, smelling the spicy hot pot felt like being in heaven. Even when he brought Zhang Xinjie home and entered the door, he was choked by the subtle aroma of chili peppers and sneezed, with eager anticipation on his face.

After Huang Shaotian finished slicing the bamboo rat meat and then the mutton meat that was going to be blanched later, he frowned worriedly and muttered to Yu Wenzhou, "What should I do if I've been raised by you and I can't get used to other things? Going to your house every day? The pudding has to chase me and scratch me, but I don’t know if his short legs can catch up with me. "

"I've been doing it since I was raised." Yu Wenzhou stepped back a little bit, reaching for the spice jar as if he wanted to wrap Huang Shaotian in his arms, "I just happened to ask Pudding something today."

"What is it worth you to ask Pudding specifically?" Huang Shaotian's eyes widened and his ears were red, and he leaned back in embarrassment, "You want to provoke people to say that you are going to change your name to Boo Boo?"

"That's not true," Yu Wenzhou lowered his head, brushed his lips against Huang Shaotian's ear, and felt even better when he saw that small piece of skin instantly turned red, "I'm just going to ask, Pudding, does he mind having another godfather. "

Huang Shaotian immediately turned his head to stare at Yu Wenzhou with sparkling eyes: "Does Pudding mind if this godfather is called Huang Shaotian?!"

Yu Wenzhou paused on purpose, looking at Huang Shaotian's excited little eyes, calmly creating a bit of suspense: "I didn't ask this, but..."

Huang Shaotian fiercely raised the kitchen knife and threatened: "But what?!!"

"But you can go ask Pudding with me the day after tomorrow." Yu Wenzhou lowered his voice and watched Huang Shaotian's eyes slowly move forward, so close that his face was close enough, "Ask him if he would like to have a godfather called Huang Shaotian?"

Why is this kitchen so hot... Huang Shaotian's heart was pounding, thinking to Yu Wenzhou why are you so close?Do you know that Master Ben likes you and wants to chase you so close?You are not afraid of me being hard on you! ?Help me, Mama, how can someone be so stupid and come up to me to take advantage of me!

Huang Shaotian looked at Yu Wenzhou's face itchy, and finally couldn't help but reached out and pinched Yu Wenzhou's chin and asked him pretending to be frivolous: "What if Pudding says he doesn't agree? Can I go through his own father's back door?"

Yu Wenzhou raised his eyebrows in surprise, as if he didn't expect Huang Shaotian to be as shy and dull as he imagined Pudding would be, and he was a little leopard lurking when his bright paws were molesting people.Thinking about it this way, it seems that I stayed so late that day because I have no experience at all?That's really naive.

Huang Shaotian was complacent and flirted with Yu Wenzhou before his chin was pinched back. After Yu Wenzhou pinched his chin, he pinched the soft flesh on his cheek. He squinted his eyes slightly and said in a dissatisfied tone: "I have never seen you go through the back door." No bribes."

Was...was...was molested? ? ? ? ! ! ! !

It's a pity that before it was Huang Shaotian's turn to resist again and come back, there was a knock on the kitchen door, and Zhang Jiale's weakly hungry voice sounded immediately: "Are you two done yet?! Hunger to death and hide in the kitchen, huh? We agreed. The meat comes out after the slice?! If people don’t come out, let’s forget it. Where’s the meat?! Where’s the meat?!”

It's a pity that the meat was about to fly out of his mouth, Yu Wenzhou stepped back a little, picked up a plate of bamboo rat meat, opened the door, and handed it out: "There are two plates of mussel meat and autumn bamboo shoots, and the white pot is also cooked?"

Zhang Jiale glanced meaningfully into the kitchen: "I want to drink soup from a white pot if you don't come out again, the kitchen is so much fun, young man? How about you contract the kitchen from now on?!"

not so good!Huang Shaotian watched Yu Wenzhou go to the living room with a plate as if nothing had happened. He opened the door and looked at Zhang Jiale with resentment on his face, complaining in a low voice: "You are delaying my relationship cultivation, you know?! I almost succeeded in molesting Did you know?!"

Zhang Jiale picked up the other two plates of meat and threw Huang Shaotian a cold back: "I don't know, I only know that if you don't come out, you won't have anything to eat tonight, just to clear the fire."

No way! ! !

Zhang Xinjie was already holding his chopsticks and looking seriously at the steaming red pot and the small white pot next to him, and the way he looked at Huang Shaotian said that you delayed my meal time.Guiltyly, Huang Shaotian turned his head and rinsed the bamboo rat meat with chopsticks, dipped it into a dry plate and bit it down. The taste was so thick and tender that he almost didn't shed tears: "Wow... so spicy... so many times..."

It's really spicy and spicy, but the meat is really tender and tender!

Bamboo rat does not seem to have much fat, but every piece of lean meat hides the delicate feeling of tenderized dregs at the entrance. It seems that the fat melts into the lean meat to buffer the texture of firewood without being too oily. People get tired.Huang Shaotian had originally sliced ​​each piece of meat extremely thin along the grain, and the thin slices of meat curled into pink and white attractive food in just a few seconds when the red pot was boiling hot.After one bite, there is the spiciness of the chili, then the freshness of the meat, and then the rich aroma of the dry thick sauce of various spices.It was almost not enough to eat a piece of meat, and the four of them killed a whole plate of bamboo rat meat in a few minutes.

"Fortunately, there are muntjacs." Zhang Jiale was sweating profusely, his cheeks and eyelids were stained a thin layer of red with excitement, "I didn't feel like the bamboo rats were tender enough to melt, but I couldn't help but chew my head. It's over, Yu Wenzhou, with your skills, we mortgage Huang Shaotian to you, can you eat such a good meal every day?!"

Huang Shaotian raised his head and glared at Zhang Jiale. He stretched his legs calmly and wanted to step on his toes in a warning. Yu Wenzhou moved his legs and sat back a little with a strange expression: "It's nothing if you want to eat some good ingredients every day." Question, but... um... Shaotian... that... stepped on the wrong person, right?"

Huang Shaotian stared under the table dumbfounded, only to realize that Zhang Jiale had put his legs on Yu Wenzhou's side on purpose, and just now he stomped on people with his feet while taking a sneak peek, each foot was not Zhang Jiale but Yu Wenzhou, and he immediately kicked in anger Step on Zhang Xinjie's foot beside him.

Zhang Xinjie gave him a cold look: "Is your leg turned outward? Do you want me to add a number for you to check?"

Zhang Jiale gloated and slid shrimp into the white pot: "His legs didn't turn out, but his elbow did."

Is it fun to bully me? ! ! ! !

Seeing Huang Shaotian who was about to explode, Yu Wenzhou quickly gave him a piece of boiled mutton meat with chopsticks: "Try this soup dish, the mutton meat paired with this should taste better than a dry dish."

Good times!What Wenzhou made for me was even more delicious! !

Sumo meat is indeed not as tender as bamboo rat meat, but it is more chewy but smoother and more delicate than beef.The red pot can perfectly solve the deep smell of meat, and the spicy taste brings out the deeper umami.What's more, the deer meat needs to be chewed several times, and the soup dish can squeeze out some fresh flavor every time it is chewed, instead of leaving only the taste of meat like a dry dish.

Shrimp slides also quickly floated up one by one, tumbling in the white pot, revealing their pink and white real bodies.If Zhang Jiale likes spicy food, he picks a few and puts them in the red pot for a few times, and if he doesn't like spicy food, just pick them up from the white pot and eat them.Yu Wenzhou deliberately mixes the chopped shrimp meat with the chopped shrimp and large pieces of shrimp meat to make shrimp slips, so that each shrimp slip tastes like a tender and smooth shrimp texture.It's a pity that Huang Shaotian stepped on Zhang Xinjie's foot just now, this time the shrimp was eaten by Zhang Jiale and Zhang Xinjie before eating a few.

As for Yu Wenzhou...

To be honest, in the face of these three people, it is not bad for him to be able to eat enough, let alone free up his hands to help Huang Shaotian grab food.