food is the sky

Xiao Shiqin thinks that falling in love is either very happy or very romantic, or... at least very relaxing, right?

But why is it such a headache to fall in love with yourself...? ? ?

What is even more troublesome is that a group of people who come here to offer advice and suggestions are actually gossiping people.

"I don't think our relationship is that good..." Xiao Shiqin looked at the group of people with a headache, and felt that he was like the food bowl for dogs, surrounded by puppies waiting to eat, " You can talk about it.”

"What kind of thing does this kind of thing refer to?" Huang Shaotian pushed forward with all his strength, "Xiao Shiqin, why are you so shy!? How many years have you all known each other? It's all about it! You see, everyone is in a relationship. You are the only one who is still struggling, if you have any questions, please tell us and we will help you with details!"

Wang Jiexi coughed twice, "I'm single."

Huang Shaotian squinted at him: "Then who is the one who washes the dishes, cleans and warms the bed in your house every day? The housekeeping company also has this type of bed warmer?"

Wang Jiexi would look at Shaotian calmly, as if despising his ignorance with his eyes: "It's just friends with benefits."

"It's a matter of your life style!" Huang Shaotian pushed back unwillingly to show weakness, "Do you know you're playing hooligans?!"

... Zhang Jiale stretched out his hand to push Huang Shaotian down. Let's not say in advance who Wang Jiexi and Fang Shiqian are playing hooligans. Our focus is clearly on Xiao Shiqin's relationship. Why did Huang Shaotian get on top of Wang Jiexi as soon as you opened your mouth? ? ?

"The point doesn't seem to be this," Xiao Shiqin knocked on the table, "I remember you tricked me into coming over for dinner?? Where is Yu Wenzhou?"

"Who told you to lie to you?" Zhang Jiale slapped the table, "Without Yu Wenzhou, we can't have a dinner together! Whose meal did you eat before without him? A guy who doesn't know the difference between his limbs and his limbs!"

Well, it's not considered a trick, Xiao Shiqin was directly kidnapped by Zhang Jiale.

The reason is that I heard that he recently had an affair with a kid and needs to celebrate...

"What's there to celebrate..." Xiao Shiqin was dying of a headache, "Who else said I fell in love with a kid??"

Zhang Jiale thought about it seriously, corrected his grammatical mistakes modestly and asked him: "Then... you were fucked by a kid?"

...Zhang Jiale, how did you grow up so safely and not be beaten to death?

It can't be called being hooked... Xiao Shiqin covered his head and pretended to be an ostrich. He was usually a very thoughtful person, and he was really helpless when encountering this kind of thing.It stands to reason how good he is to Sun Xiang... This is probably not as good as he was to the group of children in the police academy earlier, but Sun Xiang is arrogant and has a violent temper, and he has offended many people, and he can sense it himself Everyone felt a little sad for him.This highlighted the contrast, and Xiao Shiqin, who usually worked hard to clean up his follow-up, was simply extremely kind to him.

Xiao Shiqin's heart was bitter... Even if he had a little bit of heart for Sun Xiang, he wouldn't be so hard...

You must know that Sun Xiang is the youngest member of the new batch, only 17 this year. Oh my god...

"You too..." Wang Jiexi organized his words and didn't know how to describe Xiao Shiqin, "It stands to reason that you are molesting a minor, but why do I think you are the one being molested..."

Xiao Shiqin lay on the table angrily smashing his glass to chase away the lively onlookers: "Get lost..."

Huang Shaotian was not afraid of serious problems, so he slipped over and whispered to Xiao Shiqin, "You have been molested a few times, so come and tell the police uncle quietly, come here, and the police uncle help you beat him up a few times to vent your anger!"

Zhang Xinjie hugged a bunch of furballs quietly as his onlookers, but he was obviously very interested when he heard the words and looked over.

In fact, the root of all evil was that he was put down by a good wife and mother in the bar that night. Zhang Jiale saw his old lover and didn't care where Sun Xiang took the drunk Xiao Shiqin.Anyway...

"It's all my fault!" Zhang Jiale objected, "Xiao Shiqin, it's not like you can't beat Sun Xiang! It's not like you've drank a little too much and have no fighting power. Why should I be responsible! It's not that I put you to sleep !"

Xiao Shiqin obviously drank too much, woke up the next morning and looked at the naked Sun Xiang who was snoring while hugging his waist, and then looked at the mess all over the floor. , but the soreness in the waist and buttocks are already dotted with marks on his body, and he really wants to tell him...

"It's not that you slept him..." Zhang Jiale hated iron and pointed at Xiao Shiqin to criticize his actions, "Why are you acting like you're running away? Is it useful?"

"Shut up..." Xiao Shiqin really felt that he was going crazy to discuss this issue with Zhang Jiale and his group today, "You said I seemed to be lying there waiting for Sun Xiang to get up before breaking up with him. What happened that night Something useful."

Zhang Xinjie asked him a little puzzled: "Why is it useless? You are not the one who did the wrong thing, right? You should get dressed and wait for him to get up and ask him what happened. It's private."

...Xiao Shiqin looked at Zhang Xinjie's business-like face and suddenly became a little speechless, and asked cautiously after a long time: "Why... do you think so? By the way, I heard that you and Team Han are...you haven't talked to him yet. in bed?"

Zhang Xinjie's ears turned red all of a sudden, he held the pudding briquettes with his lips pursed, pretended he didn't hear anything, and refused to answer the question.

Zhang Jiale immediately felt relieved, as if he saw that one day if Han Wenqing dared to attack his family's Xinjie, he would be the one who handcuffed Old Han.

"The point is not this..." Xiao Shiqin rubbed his temples, "It's fine to treat this kind of thing as 419, and it doesn't affect work anyway, although it's a little different from the underage one...but it's not the one who suffers he!"

But Xiao Shiqin didn't know, he didn't know! !Why is Sun Xiang so stubborn! ! ! ! ! !

Xiao Shiqin blocked Sun Xiang who wanted to enter his door, and asked him in the most amiable tone in his life: "Why don't you go home so late?"

Sun Xiang took it for granted: "Ah, haven't I come back?"

This is my home not yours! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sun Xiang continued to take it for granted: "Didn't I all sleep with you? Of course the two of us have to live together."

Who told you that you have to live together after sleeping? ! ! !The people I slept with when I was in military school could form a platoon! ! ! !

If Xiao Shiqin had a better heart than Yu Wenzhou, Ye Xiu and Zhang Xinjie, it should be because he still thought about others. To be precise, he was relatively thin-skinned!He has done a lot of underhanded things, but he will never be as shameless as Ye Xiu on the surface!

A young man of seventeen or eighteen was full of anger and energy, Xiao Shiqin was going to be depressed by Sun Xiang's unreasonable playing cards.He couldn't figure it out after thinking about it...

"Why did he..." Xiao Shiqin took a sip of his beer with a headache, "Now he went to the special police base and got a handful of handsome guys and girls, why did he keep pestering me?"

Huang Shaotian held a beer and asked Xiao Shiqin in bewilderment, "How much do you hate other children?"

"It's not that I hate it..." Xiao Shiqin drank the bottle of beer depressedly and opened another, "He's young and careless, how did he recognize me? He's only so old that he's going to take a fancy to me... "

Wang Jiexi also didn't understand: "You're not old either... you're also a handsome guy, why can't he fall in love with you?"

"Then..." Zhang Jiale carefully looked at Xiao Shiqin's face and asked him, "Is it because the kid's poor technique didn't make you happy? I'll tell you to practice more on this kind of thing... Hey Xiao Shi Qin, why did you hit someone!"

To be honest...Sun Xiang's technique is really bad, and Xiao Shiqin just can't entangle him. This kind of thing has one or two, and two or two...

It's simply that everything in life is endless...not to mention that when Sun Xiang was rejected, he drooped his head and looked like something aggrieved, Xiao Shiqin gave in unconsciously when he saw it, but as soon as he gave in, he...

Every time Xiao Shiqin clutched his waist, he felt pain in his butt, so he wanted to spank Sun Xiang, but Sun Xiang still felt that he was very powerful and physically strong.Every time he pressed Xiao Shiqin, he was pained and happy, and he wanted to beat this damn child a few times, but he was exhausted from tormenting.

Why is my life so hard...

Zhang Xinjie obviously didn't understand what Xiao Shiqin was struggling with: "Then why didn't you tell him clearly that you are not suitable?"

...that would annoy Sun Xiang to death.

"So you are afraid of trouble and feel that you can't go on like this. On the one hand, you think that you two should go to bed and stop talking about feelings, and on the other hand, you feel sorry for the feelings of other children..." Huang Shaotian summed up and became furious, "Xiao Shiqin You bastard! You are here to show your affection today! If you are not showing your affection, you are a scumbag!"

... After Zhang Jiale was beaten up by Xiao Shiqin with a pillow, Huang Shaotian followed in Zhang Jiale's footsteps.

Today, Xiao Shiqin beat two out of two, and felt that he was very heroic, so he opened another bottle of beer and continued to pour himself.

Zhang Xinjie and Wang Jiexi thought about it for a long time, but they still didn't quite understand Xiao Shiqin's logic: "So do you like him or not?"

Xiao Shiqin actually didn't understand himself very well. The question of whether he liked Sun Xiang or not was extremely complicated to him. If he said he liked Sun Xiang, he always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't like it...

Sun Xiang is simple-minded, although his temper is a bit arrogant, but he is only seventeen or eighteen years old, it is really strange that this young man is not arrogant.You are tall and handsome, if you really want to tell him that I don't like you...

The problem is that once Sun Xiang's temper comes up, if he pesters you and asks you if you don't like me, I'll change it!Xiao Shiqin felt that he still couldn't figure out why he didn't like him...

"...Don't you like this?" Wang Jiexi looked at Xiao Shiqin incredulously, "Except for poor skills..."

Of course, breaking up with this kind of reason is also... I don't know if it will be hanged on the horizon.

Zhang Xinjie nodded: "Then if you really can't do it, you can tell him that you don't like his poor bed skills."

...Everyone looked at Zhang Xinjie with an unbelievable expression, then turned their heads together and asked Zhang Jiale, "Is he really dating Han Wenqing?"

Will the EQ of people who agree to fall in love automatically rise? ?

"Xinjie is so good," Zhang Jiale praised his younger brother, and continued to urge Xiao Shiqin, "So what do you not like about him?"

"He's too young," Xiao Shiqin managed to find a reason to convince himself, "He's still young and he really knows what liking is? What if he regrets it later?"

Zhang Xinjie calmly suggested, "Then we can break up."

Everyone including Xiao Shiqin felt that what Zhang Xinjie said made sense.

"So the crux of the problem now is," Huang Shaotian revived with full blood and approached, "You are afraid that he won't like you in the future, so now you want to break up with him, but you are also afraid that he will mess around? Or did you hit someone's young child? soul?"

...Wait...Xiao Shiqin calmed down his nerves that were about to be paralyzed by alcohol: "When did I say we were going to break up?"

Zhang Jiale kindly reminded him: "You said he was pestering you."

"Then did I say that I want to break up with him?" Xiao Shiqin suddenly felt that this group of people was really unreasonable!

"You despise others for teasing you, you still think that they are young and ignorant, and you worry unnecessarily that what if they grow up and don't like you..." Huang Shaotian counted angrily, "You also said that you are not Those who come to show their superiority are here to show their love?? Then you are such a scumbag that you can’t bear the responsibility and put it all on other children!!”

... Make sure it's me who was raped, okay? ?Who should be responsible in the end! ! ? ?

"So, in fact, the problem lies in poor technique, right?" Wang Jiexi summed it up, and kindly suggested to Xiao Shiqin, "It will be better if you practice it more, or you can watch a few more discs with him?"

...Why did things develop like this?Xiao Shiqin couldn't understand it.

He was dragged into the car by Zhang Jiale in the afternoon because he felt that his complexion was not good recently, but he was asked about Sun Xiang. Zhang Jiale dragged himself here to gossip about his relationship... …

Then it developed into what it is now...

So what was I worrying about in the first place?

It's all due to Zhang Jiale, who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement! ! ! !

Everyone looked at Xiao Shiqin who drank himself too high again, and they were also very melancholy, what should we do?

Wang Jiexi sighed and stretched out his hand to touch Xiao Shiqin's phone: "Let Sun Xiang pick him up, anyway, even if he goes back to drink and have sex, it's not bad this time."

The next morning Xiao Shiqin woke up clutching his sore waist, and decided to make a note of Zhang Jiale again!