food is the sky

Speaking of washing the dishes, it was actually a big problem that has always plagued Yu Wenzhou, Huang Shaotian, Zhang Jiale and Zhang Xinjie's eating group.

Yu Wenzhou cooks and is very tired, so he does not wash the dishes.Every time Zhang Xinjie comes back on time, it's good. When he comes back, his face is pale and he looks like he's going to pass out of hypoglycemia at any time. Zhang Jiale doesn't want him to take a shower.

So Huang Shaotian and Zhang Jiale basically shared the share.

Someone who is willing to wash the dishes really hits their weakness in an instant. It is very enjoyable to eat and eat vegetables, but it is really unpleasant to wash the dishes.

Hearing this, Huang Shaotian immediately felt that the eggplant box was even more delicious. The outer skin was crispy and the inner filling was soft and juicy. Although the shredded cheese was a bit cold, it didn't burst hot like it just came out of the frying pan.The ketchup perfectly conceals the greasy taste and stimulates more umami, and the sweet and sour taste can dig out the aroma of eggplant and meat.

Indeed, as Wang Jiexi said, Yu Wenzhou's seafood is the best, and that plate of fried shrimp slippery almost didn't cause a gang fight just after it was served, but Zhang Xinjie was the biggest beneficiary among them, and Zhang Jiale wanted to serve him Shrimp slippery Han Wenqing also had to pick it up, it was very embarrassing when Zhang Jiale's and Han Wenqing's chopsticks were put into his bowl at the same time.

"..." Zhang Jiale looked as if he was about to hit someone, "Old Han, do you want to chase my Xinjie?"

"..." Han Wenqing always looked as if he was about to beat someone up, "I'll take it as an apology, I suppressed him all night last time."

Zhang Jiale always felt that this reason was very unacceptable. If you came to the door with ten catties of prawns to show your apology, what's the point of helping to grab the prawns?And is it possible for you to do such an ambiguous action of adding vegetables?

And don't mention again and again that you suppressed my baby all night! !It sounds very misunderstood, you know? ! !

Zhang Xinjie silently looked at the shrimp slips piled up in his bowl, picked one up and took a bite, narrowing his eyes happily.

This shrimp smooth powder is white and fragrant, and the place where the hot oil has been heated has a little crunchy fragrance.The scallions and seasonal vegetables paired with pink and white shrimp balls look particularly appetizing. When you bite into it, the shrimp is tender, tender and sweet, and the bursting juice is completely irresistible.

"I think it's a miracle, Huang Shaotian, that you only gained seven catties a month." Zhang Jiale patted his belly in satisfaction after eating and drinking, and cut a lemon to soak in water. You are only seven catties fat."

Huang Shaotian looked at Zhang Jiale resentfully: "Brother Le, you eat a lot, but you didn't get fat at all when you got on the scale. Where did your calories and fat go? Or are you trying to talk about someone's recent needs?" How much energy is it compared to?"

Zhang Jiale didn't take this level of provocation to heart at all: "Then you mean that Yu Wenzhou can't do it? Are you not active enough?"

Huang Shaotian's face turned red immediately, and he gnawed a mouthful of pork ribs as if he could cook himself.

After eating, Wang Jiexi found out the phone amidst the vaguely urging eyes of the crowd, and asked slowly, "Are you busy?"

Then he quickly reported an address, hung up the phone without waiting for the other party's ear to respond, and rang to signal his parrot to come over: "Qingqing, what are you doing there? Is it warm?"

That's right, Wang Jiexi's parrot is called Qingqing, Qingqing, my Qingqing, it sounds like no matter which Qing it is, everyone will think that it is called my wife, although it is true that no matter which Qingqing it is, it seems to be called my wife.

Of course it was very warm, and the cockatiel squeezed in again, whistling very lightly and crisply as a response to its owner.

Huang Shaotian stretched out his hand to touch the parrot: "Wang Jiexi, you are so nasty, you actually call a parrot Qingqing, you love beasts!"

In fact, there was another person who had a big opinion on the parrot's name, and that was Fang Shiqian who rushed over after answering Wang Jiexi's call.

Wang Jiexi pointed to Fang Shiqian who had just entered the door: "The dish washer is here."

...Fang Shiqian gritted his teeth and rolled up his sleeves: "If you ask about feelings, let me come here to wash the dishes, right?"

"That's right." Wang Jiexi nodded happily, leaning on the sofa without moving. "Remember to wipe the stove clean together. Didn't you say that you can do whatever you want when you are called? Go wash the dishes."

Zhang Jiale looked at all this thoughtfully, turned his head and was about to ask Zhang Xinjie something, but Zhang Xinjie stopped him back: "If you don't want to do the dishes, we can buy another dishwasher or ask for some housework. You don't need to be urgent. Summon a former martyr named Sun to wash the dishes."

Speaking of this, it's really boring... Zhang Jiale looked at Zhang Xinjie with tears in his eyes, and it was written all over his face that you are ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable.Zhang Xinjie looked back at him coldly with a heartless face, determined not to be moved by Zhang Jiale's tears.

Fang Shiqian went to the kitchen to wash the dishes without complaint. Although his expression was very rebellious, his body was very active.Huang Shaotian watched him wash the dishes in the kitchen and always felt something was wrong. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the pudding that Fang Shiqian hid behind him. While rubbing his stomach, he asked Yu Wenzhou: "Why do I think he always looks wretched while washing dishes? Doing housework?" Do you look happy?"

Yu Wenzhou glanced thoughtfully at Wang Jiexi and Fang Shiqian, hugged Huang Shaotian and Pudding, who were throwing themselves into their arms, and slightly turned his head to ask Zhang Xinjie: "Do you remember a small paper on psychology written by Senior Brother Wang in college? Probably The kind about the relationship between compensatory psychology and immaturity?"

Zhang Xinjie understood in seconds, and pointed to Fang Shiqian: "Self-compensation, so the source of his guilt is..."

Huang Shaotian suddenly understood: "What does Fang Shiqian owe him? Being so willing to work hard without complaint can be seen as adultery!"

Wang Jiexi pretended not to understand what they were talking about with a stern face. He reached out to move the parrot in Zhang Xinjie's hood, and unexpectedly found that it was a little too warm inside. What is it.

"It's so dark? It's actually alive..." Wang Jiexi looked at the chinchilla who was lifted out of the hood by him, and dragged his chubby butt in surprise, "This fur...was Zhang Jiale raising it?"

Zhang Jiale snatched back his briquettes expressionlessly: "I like black ones that shine, do you have an opinion?"

"Brother Le, you are using poison to make poison," Huang Shaotian pretended to be painstakingly persuading him, "But it's not that being black on one road to the end can save you from being black-faced and black-handed...Wow, oh, Wenzhou, save me!! Zhang Jiale hit someone again!!! Wang Jiexi, let's see if his violent tendencies are good or not!!!"

Huang Shaotian was beaten so hard by Zhang Jiale that he ran away like a coal ball being cornered by Pudding, so he could only nestle in Yu Wenzhou's arms for protection and comfort.

"Brother Le, you are white..." Huang Shaotian pretended to be dying and hooked Yu Wenzhou's neck, and ate a mouthful of Yu Wenzhou's tofu from time to time, "The face is white, the hands are white, the whole body is white..."

After Huang Shaotian provoked Zhang Jiale and was cleaned up, he calmed down for a while. In a blink of an eye, he watched Fang Shiqian come out after washing the dishes, and couldn't hold back his troublesome heart: "No matter how I look at Wenzhou, I think they are What about adultery again?"

In fact, they are really adulterous, Yu Wenzhou rubbed Huang Shaotian's head and thought silently, but why are you so obsessed with telling the truth, Huang Shaotian?You must know that Zhang Jiale chased and beat you up.

However, Yu Wenzhou was still very willing to satisfy Huang Shaotian's surging desire for knowledge and curiosity, and asked him tactfully, "Shaotian, do you know some of the classic wines in bars?"

Huang Shaotian blushed immediately, as if remembering something extraordinary, he gritted his teeth and bit the back of Yu Wenzhou's neck to vent his anger: "Isn't it just snatching you a cup of Long Island iced tea? Why don't you? You have to remember to turn over everything. Old account!"

Yu Wenzhou looked at Huang Shaotian innocently: "I just want to say that the Good Wife and Mother and Fantasia are cocktails that are as strong as Long Island Iced Tea. I didn't say that you drank too much and prepared for that night..."

Zhang Jiale's ears were pricked up, waiting to hear what Huang Shaotian was doing at night when he drank too much. Seeing Huang Shaotian gag Yu Wenzhou's mouth in shame, he shook his head unwillingly: "Huang Shaotian, you should gag your mouth, not cover it with your hands."

"Actually, I don't mind doing it again..." Before Yu Wenzhou finished speaking, Huang Shaotian covered him again.

Huang Shaotian glanced at Yu Wenzhou warningly, and threatened him: "Go home and talk about this kind of thing! Now the focus of our discussion is what is the reason for Fang Shiqian's stubborn dog-legged face! And the one he told you like this What's the matter with the wine for losing your virginity...wait? Wine for losing your virginity?"

The answer was self-evident, Huang Shaotian looked at Fang Shiqian in disbelief: "Didn't Big Eye poison him to death afterwards?"

Yu Wenzhou's expression suddenly became unfathomable: "Probably has drug resistance... After all, he has been in a relationship for so many years."

Wang Jiexi now looks like he really wants to poison Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou to death. He was actually a little dizzy after drinking a glass of good wife and mother that night at the bar, and a glass of Fantasia would directly push him to death. On the verge of unconsciousness.Fang Shiqian drank all afternoon and one night, and he didn't know whether he was drunk or not...

In short, when Wang Jiexi regained consciousness the next day and woke up, he felt that everything was in pain and nothing was right. Fang Shiqian still hooked his chin and kissed his lips with red eyes, "It was not in vain that I worked hard all night." , it’s getting hard anyway.”

It was only now that he finally realized what was wrong. He was lying on the bed with no strength in his body, allowing Fang Shiqian to do whatever he wanted on him.The corridor at the back was sharpened and painful, and at the same time, it twitched unbearably and held the intruder tightly. The heels of the legs also hurt badly. It was hot and uncomfortable as if the skin had been worn out. Every part of the body seemed to be soft, except just now. The hardened cock.

When he drank too much, it was as if his bones had been pulled out. When he and Fang Shiqian were together, Fang Shiqian loved to get him drunk, and he was like a docile puppet. The cat's body was softened by rubbing, and it could only cry softly, begging for a favor from the other party.

"I didn't bother you much, but don't look at me like this." Fang Shiqian sucked his finger and licked it bit by bit, "Actually, I took care of you to take a shower and go to bed last night, and used the heel of your leg to make up for it." After a while, I know that you are really drunk and can't get hard, it's useless later."

At that time, Wang Jiexi wanted to swear, did he want to thank him for his kindness that he didn't do it to the end last night? !

It's a pity that when he opened his mouth, he moaned so sweetly that he couldn't bear it.Fang Shiqian aggressively licked his back and bit the protruding bone, and slammed into him fiercely with his arms around his slender waist.

Wang Jiexi clenched his teeth with a groan, his back arched into an arc that could make people imagine, the knuckles of his fingers gripping the bed sheet turned white with force.Under the paralysis of alcohol, all reactions are transmitted slowly. The pleasure is not as intense as imagined, but the feeling of filling and friction is clearly horrifying.

Fang Shiqian rubbed his waist and pinched his butt, obviously very satisfied with his limp state.Pushing his back into this position was so deep that Wang Jiexi almost felt that the thick and long penis was going to stab his throat.Fang Shiqian seemed to see that he was not very comfortable, so he stretched out his hand to hold his penis and stroked it up and down.

Fang Shiqian is a medical student, so of course he knows better how to make him more comfortable in this matter.The fingers nimbly kneaded and pressed the sensitive part of the genitals, and scraped the small opening at the top.And the genitals buried in Wang Jiexi's body were searched and crushed at the most sensitive places one after another. Wang Jiexi was almost out of breath by him, moaning, his waist tensed and his lower abdomen was burning.

Only at this time did the blunt pleasure slowly come together, fierce and overwhelming, instantly engulfing reason like magma, leaving only the fiery lust bubbles gurgling to show the sense of existence.

"You..." Wang Jiexi still couldn't swear, he couldn't bear to be treated like this, he twisted his waist impatiently and wanted to break away, his back was arched and his legs and feet were tense, but he was completely unloaded under a strong impact in an instant. strength.

"It's so soft that I can't bear to use force," Fang Shiqian teased and turned him over, his genitals hooked on the sensitive inner wall and turned, causing convulsive convulsions, "I'm afraid I accidentally smash it, what should I do?"

Bastard... ah ah ah...

"Hey, spread your legs a little more," Fang Shiqian coaxed and stretched out his hand to drag Wang Jiexi's butt, wanting to go a little further, "Aren't you upset that you're showing such duplicity to someone?"

He purposely pressed against the most sensitive place and dawdled, as if punching Wang Jiexi's heart, he insisted on digging open to see who was inside.The thin piece of flesh was reddened and hot from his torture, as if the flesh was worn to pieces.

"No... no... woo..."

Wang Jiexi stared blankly at the ceiling with his eyes wide open. His lower abdomen was so hard and hot that his clone finally trembled a few times as if he couldn't take it anymore. A large cloud of white cloudy liquid spattered his and Fang Shiqian's chests and abdomens with viscous liquid all over the place. .There were even a few drops under Fang Shiqian's chin. He watched Fang Shiqian shave it off and lick it indifferently, then leaned down and kissed it.

The smell of mutton spread in his mouth, but it wasn't this that made Wang Jiexi even more unacceptable...

Fang Shiqian had already completely prostrated himself on him, instead of blindly pulling out and bumping in again, he almost kept arching his back and digging deeper, as if to reclaim and occupy more sensitive areas.

His movements became more and more reckless, biting Wang Jiexi's neck, leaving a scarlet mark, his lower body twitched vigorously a few times, and then he stabbed hard to the deepest part.Wang Jiexi raised his neck in almost embarrassment and impatience, he didn't know whether it was anticipation or resistance, as if being pinned down at the waist, the passageway behind his waist contracted violently and convulsed, ushering in an orgasm.

Panting heavily, Fang Shiqian calmed down his beating heart, kissed the teardrops from Wang Jiexi's dazed eyes, and raised his leg up without hesitation: "Come again."

Since he didn't say how many times he would do it again, in short, when Wang Jiexi recovered from the incident, he decided to completely blacklist someone.

The kind that never sees the light of day.