food is the sky

The relationship between Yu Wenzhou and Huang Shaotian has recently maintained a delicate balance. Like every pair of lovers in love, they cling to each other, but they have a tacit understanding when it comes to concealing each other or not knowing each other's identities. No words.

Although they are so sure about each other's bottom line, they seem to have set up a net to see who will sink first and give up their body and mind.

Probably the only thunderbolt from the blue sky was when Huang Shaotian was on the scale one day, his screams of grief and indignation could startle the entire building.

In the one month since I met Yu Wenzhou, I have gained a full 7 catties. This is the weight gain achieved after he performed a high-level task and was extremely busy in the first half month.

"Seven catties!!" Huang Shaotian felt the pain in his abdominal muscles, which seemed to be a little faded, "Wenzhou, I want to lose weight!! I have gained seven catties!!! I don't think I ate much. Why did I gain weight!? "

Yu Wenzhou closed the refrigerator silently, thinking that you will be clamoring for a cake every now and then, it is unrealistic not to be fat, okay?

But he still cooperating with Huang Shaotian's crying and persuading gently and tactfully: "Then eat less sweets? Let's eat with meat and vegetables?"

Huang Shaotian cried even louder: "If you don't give me meat, what hope do I have in life! I also eat less sweets, isn't this killing me?! I don't care if I want to eat and not gain weight! !! Seven catties!!!"

Hearing this, Yu Wenzhou could only shake his head, stretched out his hand and hugged Huang Shaotian into his arms and kissed him: "Then I only have one suggestion."

"What suggestion?" Huang Shaotian stared at him with bright eyes, "Hurry up and talk!"

"Do it more." Yu Wenzhou looked at Huang Shaotian sincerely, and led him to the bed. "It is scientifically proven that sex can consume a lot of energy. Let's do it a few more times to consume some of the calories we ate today."

At the same time, Pudding's life is quite hot. Not only did Yu Wenzhou bring him a biscuit camera around his neck according to his words, but he also had to skip his snacks from time to time to call it weight loss, and was rubbed by customers in the store. In Fang Shijing's place, he was rubbed by Fang Rui and other people, and the scariest thing was that he had to face the veterinarian and the veterinarian's alluring parrot from time to time.

How can I let Meow live these days! ! !

If only I could go bald when I'm depressed like Totoro, Pudding thought as he stared at the Totoro in great resentment.At least this way I won’t rub people when I’m happy and say cute and then rub me, and when I’m not happy, ignore people with a stern face and depression, they also howl and say cute and then rub me for an excuse! !

Since Fang Shiqian's pet store opened, some abandoned pets have been found at the door from time to time. At the peak, he even received a green-bearded lizard. At that moment, Fang Shiqian didn't know whether to feed the parrot or hand it over to the forest. public security.

Then he recently picked up a chinchilla, a dying black hairball with a huge cage and put it at his door, for fear that others would not know that it was an abandoned pet.Fang Shiqian squatted outside the cage, studied it carefully and sighed: "It's really dark."

It was a really black chinchilla. Fang Shiqian picked it up and checked it and found that the root of the hair was black. Someone would abandon such an expensive pure black chinchilla. Fang Shiqian sighed and said to his gray parrot: " There are so many rich people now."

"Looting and robbery!" Gray Parrot echoed him impassionedly, and then started his weird villainous laughter, "All the money is mine, hahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha!"

Anyway, he really has nothing to do when he is free. Apart from the pudding from Yu Wenzhou's family and the cockatiel from Wang Jiexi's family, the patients currently receiving him are two primates, Zhang Jiale and Sun Zheping. The mortal chinchilla practiced vivisection.

Then... I don't know why, it seems that everyone knows that he has another chinchilla now.

"It's really dark." Huang Shaotian reached out and quickly touched the hair of the chinchilla, then turned his head and asked Yu Wenzhou, "Wenzhou Wenzhou! Does this mouse bite? I think his front teeth are so long! Have you been vaccinated against rabies?"

The corner of Fang Shiqian's mouth twitched, and he took the sad pudding and checked lazily: "First of all, that's not a rat, and secondly, you don't need to be vaccinated against rabies after being bitten by a rodent. You should go for a tetanus."

Huang Shaotian teased me with a look of you: "Aren't the two front teeth rats? By the way, this fur is really good. It's thick and dense, and it's really a good material for fur. I heard that this guy is particularly prone to worry? Why does he go bald when he's worried? If I put it in the same cage as the gray parrot, who will be depressed first?"

"...If you like to see bald heads so much, go back and shave Yu Wenzhou." Fang Shiqian returned the pudding and asked Yu Wenzhou, "By the way, Boss Yu, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Hall. Why are you here today? Give it to the cat." Do you want a physical examination?"

"It doesn't count as me coming to you," Yu Wenzhou hugged Pudding and patted him with a smile, "Shaotian and Zhang Jiale want to know someone's inspection report and disability assessment, so ask me to be the messenger."

Fang Shiqian never expected that it was because of this: "I am a veterinarian! A veterinarian!! I haven't treated people for a long time! And I have a very professional ethics! I don't know who is so-and-so."

Yu Wenzhou nodded kindly: "Then I need the data report when you wanted to heal people a long time ago."

"I don't know who that person is!" Fang Shiqian tried his best to deny, "Besides, I have said that I am very professional, especially for the sake of money, I am very measured in what to say and what not to say."

Zhang Jiale, who was hiding outside the door, couldn't listen any longer, rushed in and slapped the table and asked forcefully, "Are you going to say it or not?!"

Fang Shiqian would rather die than surrender: "I have already said that I am very moral!"

Zhang Jiale took out his phone and flicked through the contacts: "Last time, Jiexi told me that his cockatiel is ready and is going to invite me to dinner. I think about where should I invite him to eat? Wenzhou What do you think of the couple's set meal in your dessert house..."

"I'll tell you!" Fang Shiqian rushed forward and hugged Zhang Jiale's hand that was about to make a call, and asked him sincerely, "What are you going to ask?"

Satisfied, Zhang Jiale put the phone back in his pocket and asked him, "The level of disability, and his recovery."

Huang Shaotian muttered to Yu Wenzhou next to him: "You see, this is a model of reunion with broken roots and broken mirrors. You agreed not to let Sun Zheping enter the door of your Zhang family?! It's really hopeless! "

Zhang Jiale raised his leg and kicked Huang Shaotian gently to make him shut up, and signaled Fang Shiqian to hurry up: "He was treated by you. If you don't understand the situation, then I have to talk to Big Eye about life, talk about hobbies, and talk about it." Let's talk about the future."

Aggrieved, Fang Shiqian reported what he knew to Zhang Jiale: "I almost lost that arm back then, and it was a second-degree disability with a little water, and now the recovery is relatively optimistic, and it has basically reached the expected level."

"What is your expected level?" Zhang Jiale suddenly stood up and asked him expectantly, "Fully recovered?"

Fang Shiqian rolled his eyes with an overthinking expression on his face: "It doesn't affect normal life, but if he wants to be a one-armed hero, I can't stop him, at most the second-level disability doesn't matter at all. "

Zhang Jiale sat back a little disappointed, and suddenly thought of something to ask Fang Shiqian: "It is unlikely that his combat power will return to the peak level before?"

Fang Shiqian nodded: "Don't count on that, but he can still be a little stronger than ordinary armed police."

"According to this," Zhang Jiale rubbed his chin and showed a weird smile, "He must not be able to beat me now?"

Fang Shiqian instinctively swallowed the sentence "what do you want to do", swallowed his saliva and felt that Zhang Jiale seemed to be "falling ill" now, so he nodded honestly: "I will definitely not win a fight with you..."

Anyway, it must be Sun Zheping who will be unlucky if this trend continues, why should he get involved in it and get beaten for nothing?One must know that Zhang Jiale, besides his precious brother, is the guy who goes crazy and even beats up a military doctor!

"I always feel..." Huang Shaotian shrank into Yu Wenzhou's arms tremblingly, "Zhang Jiale seems to have turned on some terrible switch."

It was indeed a very remarkable switch. Sun Zheping approached the door the next day, and Fang Shiqian huddled in the shop and refused to open the door for him.

Because Sun Zheping's left eye was black and blue, and there were two teeth marks on his neck, it was so eye-catching. Fang Shiqian knew who did it at a glance, and immediately closed the door quickly as if he hadn't seen anything. He locked himself in with a lock.

The gray parrot, which was drinking water, was startled by the sound of knocking and locking the door, tremblingly moved to the edge of the metal shelf, looked around and asked, "What's the matter?"

Fang Shiqian squeezed the belly of his parrot with joy in his bitterness: "Here comes the settler."

Sun Zheping took out his mobile phone and sent him a text message: "Open the door, I'm not asking you to settle the score."

Fang Shiqian didn't believe it: "Huang Shiren said the same thing when he came to visit."

Even though he said that, he still opened the door for Sun Zheping dilly-dally, holding a scalpel and looking like Sun Zheping wanted to do something to him.

"Tell me, what happened to Zhang Jiale yesterday?" Fang Shiqian returned to his chair and pointed to the kettle, "If you want to drink, pour it yourself."

What's wrong with Zhang Jiale? It was very obvious. He went straight to Sun Zheping's house and waited for him. Before he could say the first sentence of the meeting, Zhang Jiale swung his fist and gave him a left uppercut...

The punch was accurate enough, not to mention that the eye sockets would turn green immediately, and Sun Zheping was so bewildered by his punch that he didn't know what to say.

"It's been worrying me for so many years." Zhang Jiale kissed him after hitting someone on his neck, gnawing and biting his lips with his fangs to make it hurt, "You owe me this!"

Zhang Jiale didn't call it biting at all, he vented his anger as if he wanted to tear off a piece of meat.Sun Zheping put his arms around him and was pressed against the door panel, kissed and gnawed, finally found out the key, entered the room with his arms around him, and was thrown down on the sofa by Zhang Jiale.

"That..." Fang Shiqian's expression was ashen, "I'm not an emotional counselor, nor a sexual dysfunction rehabilitation doctor. Can we omit the things that are too pornographic? Zhang Jiale suddenly forbids you to hurt yourself on the bed The shitty thing he did for 180 yards... How about you discuss it with his brother?"

"He's not as fragile as we imagined." Sun Zheping smiled suddenly, reached for the kettle and cups, and suddenly woke up a hairball that had been sleeping next to him at some point.

Of course not, he was just joking back then, he never expected that such a person would really be sent to meet him.

"It's okay if I accept this task." Sun Zheping, who was still high-spirited back then, took over the list of tasks and raised his eyebrows. Come, someone with a lot of skill!"

Then three days later, the higher-ups notified him that he had found a person who met his requirements, a first-year student at a military academy, who was good at ammunition and blasting.

The first-year student Zhang Jiale threw his luggage into the corner with a smirk and asked the only person in the room: "Which bastard said that a beauty must be accompanied to complete the task? Who the hell is a beauty? Come on, there are still Who wants a beauty partner?"

They had a fight on the first day they met, and at the end both of them were lying on the ground almost exhausted, Zhang Jiale's beautiful face was bruised and purple, and blood was dripping from the corners of his mouth.With the last bit of strength left, Sun Zheping pressed Zhang Jiale's hands to subdue him to the ground, and asked him breathlessly, "Do you want to do this mission with me now?"

Zhang Jiale took a few breaths and found that he was out of strength and couldn't get free, so he gritted his teeth: "Do it!"

Obviously, when they were ups and downs on the sofa, Zhang Jiale also thought about what happened back then, panting unwillingly and stretching out his hands to wrap around Sun Zheping's shoulders, leaving scratches on it and complaining intermittently: " Damn... I didn't tell you tmd back then... um... I want to do it with you... I'm obviously swearing..."

But I have never regretted my choice.

They all knew that this mission might cost them their youth or even their own lives, but they never regretted it.They voluntarily went to the frontier to go to the front line, voluntarily fought against the most vicious drug lords or fought with the most brutal mercenaries in the most difficult jungle.

Just like every border anti-narcotics officer, perhaps they are more dangerous as undercover agents, but all their merits and achievements will be sealed, and no one will know what they did and what sacrifice they made.

Even the death notice will not be sent out quietly.

"The file of every anti-narcotics officer is confidential." Fang Shiqian spread his hands to stop a dark hairball and stuffed it back into its sleeping bamboo basket. "Death and renewal are fast. If you can reappear, it means that the case is over." It's the end."

"Yes," Sun Zheping sighed, crossed his legs and knocked on the table, "But I'm still curious about what you said yesterday?"

Fang Shiqian immediately hesitated and talked about him: "It's nothing, they just came to wonder what the bald chinchilla looks like."

"Really?" Sun Zheping sneered, "You still have Totoro?"

"Isn't this what it is?" Fang Shiqian angrily pointed at the pitch-black ball of hair, "You haven't seen it after lying on your arm for a long time?!"

... I really didn't see it, Sun Zheping poked the fluffy ball inside the bamboo basket, and asked Fang Shiqian in some confusion: "Where is his head? By the way, I have never seen a bald chinchilla, let him raise his head and give it to me." Shall I take a look?"

The chinchilla who was sleeping in a cuddled group shrank for some inexplicable reason. Obviously, it just ate something bad and caused inflammation on its liver and kidneys. In addition, it had a benign tumor and was dying and was abandoned in Fang Shiqian's house. The door of the shop.But Fang Shiqian cut off the tumor and fed half a tablet of amoxicillin, and he recovered, and he didn't have baldness at all, okay? ? ?

Others are not depressed at all!