【Bottle Evil】Naughty

The timeline continues on August 2015, 8, which is counted as one of the nonsense episodes

(Interpretation: The state is half-curved and not straight) (Underpants stalks or something, it was the third uncle who took the lead in breaking the lower limit in an interview a while ago...)

It was only then that I realized Brother Xiaoman was in a very strange state.

A few days ago, Brother Xiaoman had been handed over to the guys in the team to take care of him.After our convoy returned to Hangzhou, the guy got off the car and told us that Brother Xiaoman had lost a lot of hair these days.I thought it was just because of the unfamiliar environment in Northeast China that made it nervous, but even when the convoy drove back to Hangzhou, its condition became more and more serious along the way. There were enough dog hairs in the car to make a felt blanket.

Hair loss is normal in hot weather, but it is uncommon to such an extent.Moreover, Brother Xiaoman's mentality and ability have always been among the best, similar to the Tathagata Buddha. In my impression, the last time he reacted like this was when we were fighting with all parties in the sea of ​​sand.

"Brother Lao Man is really old, don't you look at how many years he has served for the Wu family." The fat man buried his head in cleaning the dog's hair in the carriage, and said to me: "Hurry up and let him start aging, find a river to float A beautiful place for canned beef."

I knelt down to look at Brother Xiaoman's eyes. His eyes were not lazy and leisurely in a relaxed state, nor did he look forward like when he was facing the enemy head-on. Instead, he tilted his head slightly, as if watching secretly.

It's peeking at something.I followed its line of sight and saw Poker Bottle standing there.

Poker Fing stood in front of Wu Shanju's door, and he was quietly looking at the shop.The motorcade stopped at the gate of Wu Shanju, and everyone got out of the car, in twos and threes, very loose, only he stood still.Wu Shanju, as a big market for the Wu family, is far more magnificent than my small shop at the beginning, and it also contains more complicated people's hearts and stories.Ten years have passed, maybe Boyouping is still a nostalgic person and is adapting to my new handicap in Hangzhou?

"You're staring at my little brother again, what's wrong with you?" After the fat man cleaned up the dog's hair, he rubbed a big fur ball out of his hand and put it in his pocket, saying that it could be hung on the door for safety.

I told the fat man that Brother Xiaoman's reaction may be due to the existence of Poker Bottle.

The behavior of animals is much more direct than that of humans, and if they don't adapt, they don't adapt.Poker Bottle just came out of that place. To the dog, he was a suspicious person he had never seen before.And some of his aura may have made Brother Xiaoman feel an unprecedented threat.It was a dog with thought and dignity, as smart as a cat, if a strange and powerful person appeared beside it out of nowhere, it would never accept it easily.

The fat man stared wide-eyed, and said jokingly: "Then let the little brother fight with the little man? Whoever wins the fight will be the boss?"

After that, Fatty and Poker-Face lived temporarily in the guest room of my house.During the day, I was doing errands outside, and started to do all kinds of handover work, so as to get out of the Wu family and Jiumen's business, and then I was able to quit.Fatty was wandering around Hangzhou with Pokerfinger, and I don't know what the elders have to do, and I don't know what Fatty would chat with Pokerfinger.

The fat man only brought a big bulging bag, which he said was all his belongings.Fatty found the exact coordinates of Yucun area on the Internet, as well as some information about the surrounding towns. He can't wait to move with me.

In the evening, the fat man set up a pot in the kitchen, boiled chicken breast and planned to feed Brother Xiaoman, and said to me: "My brother and I have already talked about it, and he will go with us. We need to find a bigger one." A house, otherwise it won’t accommodate three people. However, houses in that small place usually have two bedrooms, so it’s hard to find..."

The fat man said it lightly, but my heart was moved, and I hurriedly interrupted, did Boyouping really go with him?How did the fat man persuade him?

The fat man glanced at me and smiled, "It's voluntary. With your and my personal charm, are you afraid that you won't be able to attract my little brother?"

"Nonsense." I said, taking a colander and scooping out the oil foam floating on the water surface in the pot, which is the fat that was boiled out of the chicken.The fat man covered the pot and continued to cook. When I walked out of the kitchen, I saw Brother Xiaoman was not in the nest I made for him, but was squatting guardedly at the door.

Where it was looking at, Pokerfoil was flipping through old magazines at the table.

The dog still hasn't gotten used to it.Maybe it was because he was too vigilant, or maybe the aura from Poker Face was too threatening.It's not an option to go on like this, I said to myself.However, it is impossible for me to give away this dog, Brother Xiaoman. I can only take care of it.So neither of them can leave, they can only find a way to make them live together in a friendly way.

The fat man came up with an idea, to let Poker bottle feed him and give him the cooked chicken breast.Fatty and I stood aside, and saw Poker Bottle throwing the meat piece to Brother Xiaoman. Brother Xiaoman stepped forward to sniff the food, but retreated back into the nest without opening his mouth.

The dog is smart, but also too vigilant to even eat his food.

The fat man clicked his tongue and said, "It's a trust issue, it's still a trust issue. Your dog doesn't trust the little brother. If you don't solve this key point, you will still be in trouble."

Originally, I thought that with a long time to come, Brother Xiaoman would eventually accept the boring oil bottle one day.But the fat man said, we are going to move and live together soon, and we must solve the problem of getting along with roommates in advance, otherwise even if we live together, the atmosphere in the house will be hostile every day, which is not good for Brother Xiaoman's body and mind.

"Speaking of the person this dog trusts the most, it must be you." The fat man pondered for a while and let me appear.

I walked up to Poker Fase and looked at him with some embarrassment.Brother Xiaoman was standing not far away, staring at the two of us.Porky Bottle didn't feel embarrassed, his expression was normal, he took a piece of boiled meat from the plate and fed it to my mouth.

If Brother Xiaoman has extreme distrust of a person, then we will show it in front of it that its most trusted owner is willing to accept food from that person.

And I had to be very natural, the dog was too smart to be told to see.I lowered my head and ate the chicken breast in Poker-Face's hand. Seeing that I had eaten the food, Brother Xiaoman yelled out more violently.So I put a smile on my face instead, showing it that there was nothing wrong with it.

Poker Bottle probably thought that I was enjoying the meal, so he raised his hand to feed me the second piece, and of course I ate it.After I ate three yuan, Brother Xiaoman took a few steps forward tentatively, the hair on his back no longer stood up, and he seemed to be less suspicious.

Poker Bottle asked indifferently: "Do you still eat?"

I lowered my voice and said, "I won't eat it." The boiled chicken nuggets for dogs, without any oil, salt or seasoning, tasted like chewing gum.

Brother Xiaoman's attitude towards Pokerfing has changed significantly, at least he was willing to get close to Pokerfing that day.

I think we should take this opportunity to completely change Poker Ping's image into a trustworthy person.After all, Brother Xiao Man is a dog, and a dog's judgment is largely based on smell.Since the smell of Poker Bottle makes him feel uncomfortable and even on guard, then I have to find a way to let Brother Xiaoman understand that the smell of that guy is actually normal.

I decided to let Poker Bottle wear my clothes for a few days.

The smell of the two people mixed together, although it would confuse Brother Xiaoman at first, but it actually conveyed a message: the connection between its owner and that person is very close.

The fat man applauded my wonderful idea, and then said: "It's not enough to let my brother wear your clothes. I think you should also wear my clothes. This way, our measures are comprehensive."

There are very few things in Poyouping's backpack, basically the items that were brought into the bronze gate ten years ago, and there are only a few pieces of clothes.But those were all worn by him for a long time. Even though these human clothes have been rolled in the washing machine for several rounds, there is still a lot of smell left on his body, which is more than enough for a dog's nose.

So I started swapping clothes with Poker Face.

Anyway, Poker-Fing and I are roughly similar in body shape and have the same clothes size.And the two big men don't pay that much attention.We walk around brother Xiaoman every day, and the effect is very obvious. He has my smell on him, and I have his smell on me.

After the smell changed, Brother Xiaoman quickly accepted Pokerfing friendly, even treating him as a second me.It didn't take long for Poker-Face to become the second person to be acted like a spoiled child by rubbing against his trouser legs.

My work in Hangzhou is almost done, the three of us started to pack our luggage, and planned to go to Yucun to inspect the local houses on the spot, and then find a suitable house to live in.

Boyouping's backpack is very old. We went to the outdoor goods store and bought a new bag for him with my membership card.There was a promotion in the store, so I simply bought two of the same style, the black one for him and the gray one for myself.

After packing up my luggage, I went out to fill up the gas in the car and prepare for the long-distance trip to Fujian tomorrow.When I came back after refueling, I found Brother Xiaoman sleeping next to our luggage. As for the backpacks of me and Poker, I don’t know when it was pulled open by it.

Puzzled in my heart, I squatted down and saw that the clothes in my bag were actually placed in Poker Bottle's bag.

Fatty and Poker Face seemed to be washing vegetables and cooking in the kitchen, so I called them over.Pokerfing glanced at it indifferently, indicating that he didn't know. The fat man squinted his eyes, with a clear expression, and said: "It may have confused the two of you. I don't know why. Put it in the little brother's bag... maybe, it thinks you misplaced it."

I woke up Brother Xiaoman, scolded him a few words, and thought that this old dog would make such a mistake, how could Brother Xiaoman rummage like an ordinary dog?I put the clothes back in the bag, only to realize it still contained my underwear.The fat man said cheerfully, "My little brother doesn't have much underwear, so what can you do if you lend him a few to wear."

I cursed and glanced at Boyouping, and he looked at me indifferently, not knowing what was going on in his heart.I thought it was ridiculous, can this be borrowed?

The fat man didn't have a clue, and continued to talk nonsense: "Both of you are not sick, and it's okay to change your underwear. Could it be that you are afraid of getting infected? Hey, many of those diseases are transmitted between partners, Aren't you both bachelors, right Sekine-sensei?"

I heard him talk more and more without a lower limit, my face became inexplicably hot, and for some reason I suddenly didn't dare to look at Poker Bottle.

I urged the fat man to go to the kitchen to serve the meal, and the fat man said that the meal tonight has already emptied my refrigerator.The chicken breasts left over from the previous day were marinated with honey, garlic and black pepper for several hours, and then fried in a pan, which turned into a very attractive color.The oil bottle is responsible for controlling the heat on the stove. The taste of the meat is not like that of boiled meat at all, and it is even a bit tender and juicy.

The next day, three people and one dog drove to the mountains of Fujian in a car.