【Bottle Evil】Naughty

Liu Sang has never taken us seriously. The topic he spoke this time should have nothing to do with me. He wanted to inquire about other things.

"The place you said you were going to the day after tomorrow is the core of this area, where all the voices can be collected." He said with rare hesitation: "But it is also the direction of Thunder Valley... just now you helped me get the signature, it is indeed a I owe you one."

I looked at Liu Sang's expression, and I understood.He thought it was a deal, and the reason why I took the initiative to help him "chasing stars" was because I wanted to use his idol's precious signature in exchange for him helping us break into the dragon's lake and tiger's lair.With this in mind, Liu Sang is now feeling worried from the bottom of his heart, because we haven't informed him of what to do specifically, or the specific danger, so he is probably a little anxious, not knowing what is waiting behind look at yourself.

He didn't know at all that Poker-Face's signature was actually a little prank of mine.There are no rules or human feelings in it, but our unilateral teasing of him.

I thought it was a crime, and Liu Sang wrote "please give me a happy time" all over his face.

I coughed dryly, cleared my throat, and said, "Maybe it's not what you think, but my brother is actually a benevolent and kind person. He doesn't have any idol burden, so it's not difficult to get a few autographs."

Liu Sang looked suspicious, so I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Work hard when you go to the ground, even if you live up to my little brother's kindness."

I didn't even think about putting money on Poker Ping's face. Anyway, he wasn't there, so I put all the blame on him.

Liu Sang seemed to be able to accept this statement, looking down at the ground, wondering what he was thinking secretly.My current main principle is to stabilize the morale of the army. It is best to let Liu Sang be a well-behaved fan who does not make trouble, and leave as soon as possible after finishing his work, so now I have to show my skills to fool him.

After a while, Liu Sang suddenly said: "It is said that idols don't like to have too much contact with others. I observed it a while ago and found that it is true. He doesn't deal with people very much. However, you seem to be an exception, especially you Wu Xie. Why? ?”

Why is the pronunciation of the three words so strong? It seems that Liu Sang, as a fan, has the right to dig out some lace news, and gradually puts on the posture of an entertainment reporter.I didn't move like a mountain, and opened my mouth to throw the question back: "Isn't it normal that we have been friends with my brother for many years?"

Liu Sang shook his head, and explained to me seriously: "At the beginning, you easily agreed to my request for an autograph and asked the idol to sign ten for me, as if you knew the idol would definitely agree. And in the part where you took medicine Every day, he makes meals downstairs and delivers them to you."

Observing very carefully, I thought calmly, he also took off my clothes in the room and applied medicine to me.

Liu Sang continued: "It seems that you two often watch the scenery and chat on the top of the building together, or go downstairs to drink tea together."

I was startled, are all your star chasers so outstanding in scouting?

Liu Sang then revealed more evidence, "Before you were injured and needed someone to take care of you, so it is not surprising that the two of you slept in one room. Now you have recovered long ago, but you continue to sleep there. According to my previous observation, he When sleeping, he is not used to having people next to him, like many veterans on the road, he can only truly fall asleep if he is safe..."

I vaguely felt something was wrong, and even wanted to rush up and cover Liu Sang's mouth.But Liu Sang kept talking: "So, he must trust you very much, and he trusts you unusually. And when you talk, I always have a feeling-exclusivity. In many conversations, there are only the two of you Personally, other people can't get in the way. Maybe you think I'm being overwhelmed, but in my opinion, this feeling is so obvious that I have to pay attention to it repeatedly."

I pondered, wondering if this is the purpose of Liu Sang talking to me?If he just wants to ask about the action plan, he can find someone else, but this matter, only I can answer him.Among all the information collected by fans, only one item will be missed, and that item is mostly unknown to outsiders.Perhaps, Liu Sang had already seen some clues, or his "fan instinct" ran faster than his thinking, so he decided to stop me.

I fumbled, "Do you think I'm not qualified to be trusted by him?"

Liu Sang frowned and said, "There is one thing that I have considered a long time ago, and I can accept it. But after meeting you guys recently, I think..." He hesitated for a long time, but still didn't say the second half of the sentence, as if He didn't dare to speak out, and he couldn't even convince himself, so he finally scribbled: "No, my idea may be too ridiculous."

I looked at him calmly, as if I could guess the unfinished words.I have to organize my language well to solve Liu Sang's doubts.Emotional private matters are the deepest information to be concealed, and some identity cards have to be hidden, which is inconvenient for him to verify.

"Brother and I, the reason why we have this seemingly incredible trust relationship is because I treat him differently from you." I tried to resolve this problem, "You regard him as an idol, and there are many other things. Why do people regard him as an idol? What do you younger generations value?"

Liu Sang recovered from the confusion, "He's amazing."

I laughed, "'Great' is a result, an appearance. You may know how many fights he has fought, how many people he has fought successfully, and even how much he is worth. But that is just enough to express in numbers. The results, things floating on the paper, a glance is enough."

I turned on the pretentious mode, and my expression suddenly became unpredictable. I spread out my left palm and drew circles on it with my right hand, "There are three concentric circles here, the outermost big circle is the result, and the middle circle..."

"It's the process and dedication." Liu Sang said: "The innermost circle is the motivation. Do you want to say that?"

I nodded, "The big circle is the external pursuit, and the small circle is the id. The deeper this small circle is hidden, the harder it is to verify, and the harder it is to see."

Liu Sang raised his head, looked sideways at the night sky above the courtyard, and suddenly said, "So that's it, I know your relationship."

I suddenly stopped my thoughts, thinking how could I not get around this problem, what do you know?You regard Poker Ping as an idol, but I regard him as an object, and you cannot let this matter know.

Liu Sang turned his head, "In this way, many problems can be explained. You are his closed disciple, right?"

Closed disciple?I fell into silence, did not speak, and hesitated in my heart.

Closed door disciple, the last apprentice accepted, after that, the door will be closed and no more apprentices will be accepted.If this is the case, then Liu Sang's idea of ​​worshiping Pone Youping as his teacher can only be dispelled. In this way, we can get rid of the entanglement of this fanboy a little bit.

Liu Sang said clearly: "So, just now you persuaded me that it is difficult to be a teacher. There is only one apprentice in the last one, so the master often teaches and loves the closed disciples. It is like parents treating the youngest Children are the most cared for and have the highest status.”

I thought about it for a while, and although this statement was wrong, it actually made sense at first glance.The matter of choosing a mate is related to the second half of life, and the conditions are very strict.Once it is confirmed, it will be the only one in this life.I couldn't help scratching my head, thinking that there was no need to refute Liu Sang on this matter.

Liu Sang should feel regretful and unwilling, but the words have come to this point, so he can only give up.I secretly thought, what kind of quack tricks are those of yours, do you have to accept apprentices if you are an expert?The three of us have struggled for so long, and we have no successors, so don't we live our lives as usual?The black blind man accepted me as an apprentice, he said nicely when he accepted me, saying that I was his closed apprentice, but after a few years he turned around and accepted Su Wan again, I don't know how many times the blind man planned to close the door.

"So, you meet his criteria for accepting apprentices," Liu Sang said, "You should have met everyone in his family. How are his family?"

"It's all good." I said perfunctorily, then thought about it, no, how could it be so easy to say apprenticeship, then I was inconsistent in what I said?I just said over and over again that "to get the approval of everyone in his family", I can't push myself into the fire pit.

"Except for one person," I added, "except for one person who is particularly strict."

If you tell one lie, you will continue to tell a hundred lies, and you will continue to repeat the lie.There are countless people in Poker Ping's family, let alone scattered overseas.No one has met all the members of the Zhang family. After thinking about it, I don't know which person to give as an example at this moment.I don't know why, probably because of psychological reasons, I'm especially not good at making up lies about stuffy oil bottles.

Liu Sang saw my face was a little bit embarrassed, and thought it was inconvenient for me to say, so he said, "Is the teacher's wife very strict?"

I startled.Seeing my reaction, Liu Sang thought it was right, and said, "It's usually like this, and Teacher Niang is the worst to deal with."

"Yes," I walked down the steps and nodded my head, "My mistress is unpredictable, I don't know what she thinks all day long." At the same time, I wondered where the mistress came from, and I was the only one.It is really hard for one person to play two roles.

Poker-face's "success" is not of secular significance, and others cannot imitate it, nor can they learn from them.It's not a bad thing that Liu Sang accepted a role model, but it's a pity that he didn't learn the essence.If he can learn from Bo Youping to talk less and ask less, I will be Amitabha.

There was no danger, Liu Sang and I finished the trick and went back to the room.Just as he was about to knock on the door, he found that the door was ajar.

Pushing open the door, Poker-Face stood by the door and looked at me with unpredictable eyes.

I looked at the door, came back to my senses, and said, "Brother, when did you stand here?"

He said lightly: "When you were coughing. I wanted to go out and see the situation."

But he found that I was actually chatting nonsense, so he stood there, eavesdropping on the conversation in the corridor through the crack of the door, and let me mess around, basically listening to the whole process.I couldn't lift my head at the moment, so I had to whisper a few times, and then said: "Let's just look at the result, anyway, Liu Sang's side has been settled by me."