[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Three months after we got married, Sheldon and I moved out of the apartment and into a cozy two-story house with a small garden.

This is a deliberate purchase after Dr. Cooper's various investigations to ensure that all necessary facilities and convenience stores exist.Mrs. Cooper, that is, I have no objection, but I always feel that something is weird...

Two weeks after I moved into the "Physics Palace" (Sheldon's title), it occurred to me that something was wrong! !

...Yvery Blake seems to live on this street...

I looked at Sheldon who was sitting in front of the computer writing a paper entitled "On the Lethality of Particle Beam Weapons", silently gnawed at an apple, and decided to tell him after he finished writing this bloody paper.

Sheldon stretched, turned around and saw himself approaching with a weird smile, and said, "Ah, Shelly, are you tired? Come, I'll peel a banana for you to eat."

Sheldon seemed to shudder, raised his eyebrows suspiciously, "Well, this is really unusual..."

I laughed dryly, then "coquettishly" approached Sheldon's arms, ignored Sheldon's little beauty's resistance, and forcibly sat on his lap, "Shelley, I want to tell you something..."

Sheldon widened his eyes in panic and warned, "Go down first!"

"Well, no~" Compare your strength with me!I firmly held him down, looked around with a guilty conscience, and suddenly felt why I was so guilty!It's not that I deliberately concealed it.Seriously said: "Shelley, I just remembered today... Evelyn Blake lives on this street."

……

For a moment, Sheldon's complexion was very beautiful, as white as snow, as dark as night...

"GOD!!" Fawn started to jump, "God, I want to live in the same community as this person and give my wife a chance to cheat... NO!"

I was also a little flustered, afraid that Sheldon would misunderstand me - I didn't want him to think that I still had an affair with Evelyn!Moreover, what he said really did not trust me...

I squinted sternly, grabbed his shoulders, and straddled him, "Sheldon!"

Sheldon looked at me angrily.

I smoothed my hair and tried to clarify, "I completely forgot, but there is nothing between us, don't you know?"

Sheldon sternly said, "Hmph!!" At the same time, don't look away from me, trying to push me down.I grabbed his neck, "Really, Shelly!"

Love is like this, and the other party cannot be allowed to be a little bit disloyal.

I can understand Sheldon very well.If he has a lover—even if it's just a hint of it to me, I'll want to kill that woman, and then kill him!

So I have to explain clearly.

I said in my most serious tone: "Shelley, I seldom see him now, just a normal friend, understand? Evelyn has long since disliked me, we can be good neighbors."

When I said the first half, Sheldon's face seemed to be a little loose, but then he froze again and glared at me, "Blake."

I (waiting for his next words): "Yeah."

Sheldon gritted his teeth and finally finished speaking, "Call him Blake!"

……

Ending: The jealous Sheldon wanted to emphasize his own presence, and Kaduo seduced Play, the newlyweds forgot about Leonard and Penny's visit in the afternoon... (How devoted is this? !)

The author has something to say: Because the pseudonym suicide system is not perfect, I feel uneasy, so the pseudonym of future articles will remain the same, but it is not this column...I will throw an address when I come back.

The pit of criminal psychology will be opened soon, let me fill in the extra episode of the big bang.The new pit will be a bit long, like 50w.

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