【Pei Luo】New things under the moon

Isn't he really doing the Manchu Banquet?

Luo Feng couldn't even stand up, lying behind a table of cups, plates and chopsticks, looking worriedly at Pei Yuan who was cooking red dates and glutinous rice porridge, "Don't do so much next time." Robots can't help eat and drink, no matter how nutritious He couldn't accept all the food on his own.

Pei Yuan didn't respond to his words, and put away the dishes one by one, and dumped the unfinished dishes into the trash bag.

Luo Feng stopped his hand, "Wait!"

Pei Yuan pulled him away and said in his own way: "Reheated food is not good for health and must be dealt with."

"It's shameful to waste, understand?" Even if his annual salary is hundreds of thousands, he can't be so extravagant if he can't spend it all.

"It must be dealt with." Pei Yuan repeated.

Luo Feng looked at him nervously: "Are you going to listen to me or not?"

"Listen." Pei Yuan said.

"Then don't throw it away."

"It must be dealt with." Pei Yuan insisted.

"..."

Not as strong as a robot, Luo Feng turned around silently and went to the box to rummage through things. Pei Yuan threw away a lot of food and returned to the side, "What are you looking for?"

"Instructions!" Luo Feng yelled at him unbearably.

There must be something wrong, since you listen to him and follow the inherent procedures, what kind of full intelligence is it?

Pei Yuan picked up the manual that was pressed under a stack of newspapers, "Here."

Luo Feng took it angrily and read it sentence by sentence carefully, pulling Pei Yuan while reading, "Come here and let me have a look."

Pei Yuan stood in front of him.

Luo Feng turned him in a circle, lifted the woolen sweater on the outside, and went to press the place where the program was installed on the back of the waist.

Pei Yuan suddenly said, "Indecent."

indecent……

Luo Feng felt that the whole room dropped twenty degrees in an instant, and the cold wind was blowing in his ears. He raised his head stiffly: "What did you say?"

"indecent."

"You are also a man, and I am also a man. What can I do to you?" Luo Feng slammed the manual, "Besides, you are a robot, okay?"

A row of searching codes flashed in Pei Yuan's eyes, "Men and men can have love, and then have sex."

That's not the point!Luo Feng was almost choked to death by the saliva, and coughed violently.

"Enough!" He was about to be tossed to death by the robot in just half a day, would it be worth it in the long run?

Luo Feng pressed a series of numbers on his mobile phone and muttered, "I want to return the product, I want to return the product!"

Xie Yunliu's loud voice came, "Hurry up, I'm busy."

"Teacher, I don't want him!" Luo Feng stared at the innocent yet sexy robot whose shirt hadn't fallen off, with his belly button exposed.

"Who do you want?" The rumble of the engine came from Xie Yunliu's side, and it was obvious that he was conducting flight inspections in the field again, "Did Li Wangsheng introduce you to a blind date again—"

"No!" Luo Feng complained bitterly, "I can't communicate with this robot, teacher, go back."

"Okay." Xie Yunliu reassured him, "The old man told me that this batch of robots is very subjective, you just need to get used to it."

"No, he can actually talk about sex..." Before Luo Feng could finish speaking, the call was interrupted.

Very good, the mobile phone is in arrears, this is the end of being too busy, and everything in life is slow.Luo Feng never used the Internet. If he wanted to recharge, he had to go downstairs to the 24-hour convenience store opposite.However, he was so stuffed that it was difficult for him to move, so he could only collapse on the spot and feel depressed.

Pei Yuan searched for Pu'er tea cakes from the glass cabinet, broke off small pieces and soaked them, and served them, "Digestion."

Wait - wait - what is this?

The tea leaves floating in the cup looked familiar, and when he looked at the tea cakes on the table, Luo Feng was so heartbroken that he was about to die, "My collection..."

A piece of old tea cake can cost tens of thousands of yuan, so it's not for drinking!

Pei Yuan asked, "Is your tea hot?"

The irresponsible conversation made Luo Feng want to cry, "Sit down."

Pei Yuan sat on the small stool opposite him.

"Don't move if you're not told to."

"Ah."

Luo Feng calmed down and picked up the manual again to search for information. He hoped that the robot could have a switch like a TV, computer, and radio. He couldn’t unpack it and put it back into the box when it was running normally. Unfortunately, the manual only had the installation process. There are no steps in reverse.

"Pei Yuan, Pei Yuan—"

Pei Yuan looked at Luo Feng with a sad face, "Yes."

"Is there any way for you to restore it with one click?"

"I'm not malfunctioning."

"It means it was like it was before you came to my house." Luo Feng straightened out the words, "It's not assembled."

Pei Yuan was silent for a few seconds and said, "Disassemble directly."

"It's that simple?" Won't it break the circuit?Just take it apart?

Pei Yuan said, "Remember to destroy it."

"What do you mean?" Luo Feng froze for a moment, the smile he was about to show froze on his lips.

"There are only two kinds of success and failure for a fully intelligent robot." Pei Yuan said blankly: "Before leaving the factory, we will follow the engineer's instructions for testing, and after leaving the factory, the user will input fingerprints, and will not accept secondary coverage, and will no longer be controlled by the engineer. Users don't want it, and in order to prevent the internal program from being decoded by bad guys, Wanhua's consistent aim is to disintegrate and destroy it."

"No... can't return the goods?" Do you want to be so extreme, great Grandpa Sun!

"No retreat." Pei Yuan said.

Luo Feng fell into a battle between heaven and man.

If he didn't assemble the robot well, just return the box. Now that he has created an intelligent body, how can he bear it if he wants to destroy it himself?Even if it was a robot... a robot interacting with him.

"It's so annoying." Luo Feng fell down on the sofa in distress, and fiddled with Pei Yuan's clothes.

Pei Yuan was not affected by his emotions, and his eyes fell on Luo Feng's hands, "Your skin is dry, and there are cracks in the cuticle."

Luo Feng's fingers were held by him, and the thumb and index finger of the robot actually stretched out small blades, assembled into nail scissors, and trimmed the barbed nails.It is very annoying to have barbs near the nails. Luo Feng was lazy and saved a few times, and once the blood came out, the pain was so painful that he dared not touch it again.

While cutting the barb, Pei Yuan said, "Add more vitamin C."

Luo Feng lay on the sofa, with his hands on Pei Yuan's thighs, dazed.

If this is not a robot, but a real person, with flesh and blood, love and hate, knowing that he was so excited that he almost dismantled and destroyed him just now, would it be chilling, would it be sad?Will you love him wholeheartedly?At the same time, because Pei Yuan is a robot, Luo Feng is even more confused. He usually tolerates his senior Qi Jin who makes things difficult for him. How can he get angry with a robot...

"Pei Yuan." Luo Feng narrowed his eyes.

The robot with long hair hanging down its shoulders turned Junyi's face, waiting for his next order.

"I want to catch up on sleep." I was woken up by Teacher Xie's phone call before I didn't get enough sleep. After tossing for a long time, I was sleepy again. "Take out the blanket in the bedroom."

The afternoon sun was warm in the living room, Pei Yuan wrapped Luo Feng in a soft blanket, and asked peacefully, "Set the alarm clock?"

"Order to you?"

"Yes."

"How many cycles?"

"three times."

"What if I didn't wake up." Luo Feng closed his eyes and smiled lightly.

Pei Yuan replied calmly: "I will wake you up manually."