I'm here

Ye Ye walked over to help Jiang Chao get the drink and put it on the table.

Jiang Shuo turned around and opened the balcony door, and sat on the recliner with the cat in his arms, lazily basking in the sun.

"Do you want Wanglaoji, Coke, or more oranges?" Jiang Chao said, pointing to the drinks on the table.

"Coke." Ye Ye sat down on the sofa, took some iced Coke, unscrewed the cap, and took a big sip.

Jiang Chao picked out a bottle of soda water, walked straight to the balcony and gave it to her sister, "Silly, your water."

Jiang Shuo lifted his eyelids and rolled his eyes, "Thank you Jiumei."

Ye Ye hiccupped softly and thought, what's the name for this?

Jiang Chao casually unscrewed another bottle of Coke, stood on the balcony and talked to Jiang Shuo, "Silly, why didn't you go to work today?"

Jiang Shuo was in a daze just now, but now he blinked and asked, "What? Say it louder, I didn't hear it just now."

Jiang Chao swallowed the Coke in a hurry, and almost shouted, "I said! Today! Why didn't you go to work!"

"You f/m are out of your mind to shout so loudly, and I'm not deaf!" Jiang Shuo yelled back with the same volume.

Jiang Chao muttered softly, "You said it louder..."

The little milk cat was frightened, and jumped out of Jiang Shuo's arms and ran to Ye Ye's feet.

While stroking it, Ye Ye couldn't help but watch the two siblings chatting at a quarreling volume.

"Doctor Xie is rushing back to celebrate his wife's birthday today, so he gave us half a day off." Jiang Shuo put the soda water at his feet and looked at Jiang Chao suspiciously, "What about you? You're back so early today? Playing truant?"

Jiang Chao clicked his tongue, "Can you hope I can order something better." He raised his head and took a sip of Coke, hiccupped and said proudly, "Tomorrow we have a long National Day holiday! Are you stupid!"

Jiang Shuo rolled his eyes, "Oh, now I don't have any concept of holidays, only you who don't read books every day remember holidays so clearly."

"Speaking of which, should we eat hot pot before the holiday?" Jiang Shuo thought thoughtfully.

The kitten stretched comfortably and purred.

"Well, Xiaoye, you're eating here, right?" Jiang Shuo poked his head into the living room.

"Well, he not only eats here, but also sleeps here today! Follow me." Jiang Chao raised his eyebrows.

Ye Ye nodded in a panic, the kitten jumped out of his palm and ran back to the nest to sleep.

"Look, you're so embarrassing," Jiang Shuo got up and patted his pockets to go downstairs. "Having such a good-looking classmate makes you swell."

"That's not true," Jiang Chao walked up to Ye Ye and sat down on the sofa with a bang, shaking him on the sofa.

"That's fine," Jiang Shuo put on his shoes at the door, "I'll go down to buy hot pot base and ingredients, and you can play with Xiaoye for a while."

"Guaranteed to complete the task!" Jiang Chao paralyzed on the sofa and saluted.

"By the way!" Jiang Shuo looked back when he walked out the door and said, "It's better not to play, take out that pot and remember to boil the water!"

"All right, all right!" Jiang Chao responded repeatedly, "Come on, you, the supermarket will be closed later."

Jiang Shuo snorted, and muttered to close the door, "It's an unreliable thing."

"A person like him, why do you think I can rest assured?" Jiang Shuo fished out the vermicelli from the pot, dipped it in the sauce and put it in his mouth, "Old Liang, he has worked so hard for so many years, he only has so little money, and now he has all of it and said he wants to buy it." I said there is no rush for the house, but he seems to be serious this time."

Jiang Chao ate his belly full, took a sip of beer and said, "Sister, Lao Liang is planning for your future! Isn't he buying a house now to get married with you sooner?"

Ye Ye was eating boiled potatoes beside him, while listening quietly.

"I know too," Jiang Shuo said as he put down a plate of Flammulina velutipes, "but I just feel too anxious, I know he's doing it for our own good...I really don't want to be so fast..."

Jiang Chao opened his mouth for a long time, but didn't hold back a word. Finally, he took a sip of beer and said, "Yeah."

"I think it's really a big change for such a loafer like Lao Liang to save money to buy a house for you." Jiang Chao took the Flammulina velutipes out of the red oil pot and said, " Talk to him kindly, don't hit him."

"Yeah." Jiang Shuo lowered his head, rolled the cooked beef into the lettuce, handed one to Ye Ye and said, "The hot pot meat is also very delicious like this."

Ye Ye took it over and thanked him, and stuffed it into his mouth hesitantly, and found that it was unexpectedly delicious.

The crispness and freshness of the lettuce neutralizes the greasyness of the meat, and makes the meat aroma more perfect.

Ye Ye nodded unconsciously, "It's delicious."

Jiang Shuo wiped his hands and smiled at him, then turned to Jiang Chao and said, "I'll talk to him, don't worry."

Jiang Chao nodded pretending to be seasoned, "That's right."

Ye Ye burst out laughing.

After dinner, Jiang Chao consciously went into the kitchen to wash the dishes, and Ye Ye went in to help because he was embarrassed.

"Xiaoye, come and sit, he can handle it." Jiang Shuo was bored playing with his phone, and patted him on the sofa.

"No, I'll go over and help," Ye Ye walked into the kitchen with a smile, "Hot pot oil is hard to wash."

Jiang Chao heard Chao Jiangshuo yelling loudly in the kitchen, "Did you hear me! I want to help me myself!"

Jiang Shuo gave him a middle finger, "Get lost! Don't forget who bought the phone."

Jiang Chao looked back awkwardly, and Ye Ye went over to help him rub the dish soap.

After washing, Jiang Chao sang a song, "You are mighty and majestic, you man who fucks a horse..."

Ye Ye smiled and glared at him, "Change the words back, what the hell are you singing?"

Jiang Chao handed the washed dishes to Ye Ye for a second rinse, "The art of singing!"

Ye Ye turned on the faucet to wash the dishes and said, "Just make it up."

Jiang Chao chuckled twice, looked at the kitchen door, made sure no one was there, then lowered his head and kissed Ye Ye on the face.

"What are you doing?" Ye Ye looked at Jiang Chao in shock, and wiped his face with the back of his hand.

"Kiss you." Jiang Chao winked and said.

Ye Ye glanced at the door in a panic, and said in a low voice, "Your sister is still outside!"

"She didn't see it again," Jiang Chao smiled meanly, took another plate and began to wipe.

"Damn." Ye Ye smiled and rubbed his face again and said, "Did you steal lard just now? You can cook a dish after wiping it off."

Jiang Chao stuck out his tongue at him and said, "I kissed a pig just now, so there is so much oil."

"Get out!" Ye Ye scolded with a smile, "You should restrain yourself a bit, you bastard."

After washing the dishes, both of them were lying on the sofa and refused to get up. Jiang Shuo moved Jiang Chao's leg with his foot in disgust and said, "Sit down better, my dad at home will have to blame you again."

Jiang Chao moved his legs reluctantly, and changed his sitting posture from Ge Youpan to Ge Yousi, "This is not at home, Dad can't see it."

Jiang Shuo was so simple, he stood up and sat on the toffee chair, and gave Jiang Chao a supercilious look.

Ye Ye dug out the comprehensive essays from his bag and started to practice. This kind of practice is a kind of relaxation for him.

In fact, he also particularly likes to do small essay questions, because he can use less brain.

Jiang Chao glanced at Ye Ye, snatched his practice and said: "What homework, lie down for me, and don't do it secretly in front of me."

Ye Ye was robbed of his homework, he couldn't laugh or cry, "Is my homework bothering you?"

"Well," Jiang Chao stuffed the exercise book into his schoolbag, raised his eyebrows at him and said, "But it's hindering me."

"Tch." Ye Ye rolled his eyes and crawled over to grab his homework back, "Primary school student."

Jiang Shuo played with his mobile phone and laughed, "Speaking of which, that idiot has been naive since he was a child."

"Huh?" Ye Ye snatched homework back and spread it on his lap, "Really?"

"That's not true!" Jiang Shuo broke the news with excitement, "When I was young, I didn't care about the skin. He looks cute, but now I want to slap him to death."

Ye Ye seemed very interested. He raised his eyebrows at Jiang Chao and smiled and said to Jiang Shuo, "Sister, he was cute when he was young? Do you have a picture? Let me see."

Jiang Chao's eyes widened, full of panic, while his sister jumped up from the sofa, rushed to the front of the TV cabinet and said, "Yes, there is! There is also a video! I'll look for it."

Jiang Chao wailed, and collapsed on the sofa, "Here we go again, why are you bringing that with you when you come out to work!"

"In order to see my cute and silly brother anytime and anywhere," Jiang Shuo pulled out a disc from the cabinet, winked at Jiang Chao and said, "Create a popular culture that we like to hear and see."

Jiang Chao snapped, "Writing about politics like this will fail the exam."

Jiang Shuo ignored him, put the disc into the DVD on his own, patted his pants, jumped back to the sofa and huddled with them, "Come here!"

Ye Ye put the exercise book aside, the corners of his mouth curled up before the recording started.

The camera flickered for a while, and then stabilized after a few seconds. A little girl giggled, "Jiang Chao, what show do you want to perform for us today?"

The camera zooms to the front, and a "girl" wearing a flowery skirt and wearing two little braids appears.

The "little girl" smiled generously at the camera, and said word by word in a protracted childish voice, "Hello everyone—my name is Jiang Chao, and I am three years old this year—"

As he spoke, he raised his fleshy little paw to make a three-way gesture, then put it down pretentiously, and the camera zoomed in on Xiao Jiangchao's face.

With thick smoky lipstick on her mouth, a red dot in the middle of her forehead, and two clusters of plateau red on her cheeks, Fuwa Jiang Chao tilted her head cutely towards the camera.

Ye Ye couldn't hold back his laughter, while Jiang Shuo patted Jiang Chao's thigh with a bang bang, crowing with laughter, "This paragraph is so funny no matter how you look at it!"

Jiang Chao kept rolling his eyes, looking at the ceiling to express his disdain.

"Today—the program I want to perform is—"Nine Sisters." Xiao Jiang Chao turned around dignifiedly, and his little skirt flew up.

The familiar background music played, Ye Ye couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud, "Damn it..."

"Nine sisters and nine sisters, beautiful sister..." Xiao Jiangchao skillfully cocked his orchid fingers and winked at the camera, and then imitated Xinjiang people to twist his neck once and for all, turning around from time to time.

Tears came out of Jiang Shuo's smile, he slumped on the sofa and clapped his hands "I can't do it, I'm going to die..."

Jiang Chao took a tissue from the coffee table and handed it to her, and continued to roll his eyes.

At the end of a song, Xiao Jiang Chao stopped his performance, lifted his skirt and gave a princess salute to the camera, "Thank you everyone——"

Maybe he was dizzy or something else, after the salute, Xiao Jiang Chao couldn't stand still, and fell to the floor all of a sudden, his eyes were a little confused.

The camera shakes for a while, it should be Xiao Jiangshuo who went to help him up, there was a creaking sound, then the screen went black, and the VCR finished playing.

Jiang Shuo straightened up, rubbed his stomach and shouted, "Ouch."

Ye Ye rubbed his smiling face, turned his head to see Jiang Chao, who had a black face, stepped over the coffee table, walked over, took out the plate, and put it back in place.

Jiang Shuo took a few deep breaths and stopped laughing, "Oh, it's so cute, our family's idiot."

Ye Ye looked at the back of Jiang Chao who stood up almost 1.8 meters after taking the plate, smiled and said: "Yeah, it's so cute."

The author has something to say: Oops!The cute little Jiang Chao is forced to open for business!

The corners of my mouth raised unconsciously!Hehehe... (laughs of a strong man)

Thank you for your little support! 90 degree bow! (??｀)