I write programs in the underworld

[After systematic analysis, the most suitable position for you is—cook. 】

[After systematic analysis, the most suitable position for you is - writer. 】

[After systematic analysis, the most suitable occupation for you is - detective. 】

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The implementation of the Hell Re-employment APP Many ghosts will try to use this APP to find a job, but the initial test really made ghosts complain about their incompetence.

I don't know if I'm really serious about helping users find jobs or just joking. This test questionnaire, which is said to record all occupations from ancient times to the present, was quickly complained about!

[I did the test questions again, and he actually said that my suitable occupation is to be a doorman? ? 】

[Don't talk about it, I just chose stinky tofu in my favorite food, and it told me that it is the most suitable career for me? !I can fuck him! 】

[Upstairs, just calm down, my most suitable occupation is a beggar, who would have thought of that? [hehe]】

But no matter how much they complained, they didn't say anything bad about this app.Because this app is indeed recommending jobs to them, even if they are not satisfied with the system's speculation, they can find other jobs in the app.

At the beginning, everyone didn't care about the occupations tested by this system. It was not until later that the app covered a wider range that everyone suddenly realized that this test is indeed accurate.

And these are all later.

Now this APP is still in its infancy, and there are no obvious results yet.Among them, Xie Chengxu's goal is mainly in the cave.

After all, this APP was started by the big boss inside clamoring to do it at the beginning, and now the result should also be the result of the practice of the big boss inside.

In this regard, Xie Chengxu specially collected the system test results of the Cave of the World.

Yuchi Gong - door god.

Su Shi - chef.

Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove - Singer.

Xie Chengxu: "..."

It's fate that this APP has not been uninstalled.

The system made by Xie Chengxu and the others contains too many programs, because it is made by a team, Xie Chengxu just builds the framework, and this test is supposed to be the free play of the later system.

But there is some truth to it.

After Yu Chigong's death, he was enshrined as a door god by the common people in the world. After enjoying thousands of years of worship, he became famous in the underworld. The system made him a door god because of big data reasoning.

As for Su Shi and the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove... one is a famous foodie, and the others... Xie Chengxu thinks the system is playing tricks.

But this is just a system recommendation, and the other party may not really take action.

Xie Chengxu thought so and went to the cave.

As soon as Fang entered, he saw a large poster standing at the entrance.

[Dongpo Restaurant officially opens today!On the opening day, there is a big bargain, [-]% off all drinks and free drinks!Welcome everyone! 】

The inscription is Su Shi.

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Only then did Xie Chengxu realize that this world is not easy!

He didn't dare to turn his head and run to the Emperor's District here. He had just arrived when he was happily invited in.Those emperors who were engaged in infrastructure construction gathered together, and when they saw him coming, they all looked at him with smiles.

It was a bit stressful to be watched by so many historical celebrities. Fortunately, Xie Chengxu had already desensitized after so many experiences, and now he walked in with a calm face.

The one with the most easy-going temper was Liu Bang, who stretched his waist and greeted him: "Oh, brother Xie is here? What kind of wind is this that brought you here?"

Xie Chengxu has a good understanding of Liu Bang's temper. As the founding emperor, he is also known for his resilience, and the title of rogue emperor is not wronged.

At this moment, Xie Chengxu walked over and replied: "Can't you come if you have nothing to do? Don't you think they don't want to see me so much when they send me?"

As soon as these words were said, several emperors quickly denied: "What's the matter! How can we not wait to see you, don't listen to that kid Liu Bang's nonsense."

"That's right, the employment app developed by brother Xie has solved a big problem for us. It's too late to be grateful. How can you feel that you don't want to see it?"

All the emperors, you made Xie Chengxu feel embarrassed for what you said, but when you turned your head and heard them mentioning this employment app, they said casually: "How is this app used?"

Having said that, there is something to be said.

Could it be that those emperors said in unison: "Good!"

"The number of ghosts who came to find me a job just after this app was launched is much less!"

"Isn't it? Before that, I was quarreled to death by them, and I couldn't sleep peacefully!"

"It will come out and this APP can be regarded as attracting them away."

The emperors talked about their troubles of being harassed, obviously it is a hard-to-recite scripture from generation to generation.

Xie Chengxu felt that there was no point after hearing it, so he continued to ask: "How is the adaptation?"

"What else? This is not happy? Su Shi also asked me to buy a building, and went to open a restaurant by himself!"

Xie Chengxu knew this, after all, the signboard was very conspicuous at the entrance.

"Although Yu Chigong was a little puzzled, he actually went to the underworld to apply for a work permit for the post of door god. It seems that he also wants to serve the masses seriously."

It was Cao Pi who spoke last. He frowned and said, "Mr. Xie, I have a question."

"After using this APP, the effect is really good, but after using it, the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove in my jurisdiction decided to organize a band..."

"Mr. Xie, what is the meaning of this band? How will this develop?"

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Never expected that the residents of Waiter Cave would be so appreciative of the positions arranged by the system!The restaurant is open, the door god is up, even the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove feel that they are debuting as idols? !

For a while, Xie Chengxu didn't know how to answer Cao Pi's question.

But it’s impossible not to explain anything to others. Xie Chengxu thought about it and told Cao Pi the routines of the entertainment industry in the world, and let him understand the concepts of band idols and the like first.

After Cao Pi listened thoughtfully, Xie Chengxu turned around and asked about the situation of other imperial jurisdictions, and the feedback he got was all eight|nine, and everyone believed in the judgment of the system!

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Xie Chengxu couldn't say anything in the end and had to turn his head and leave.

And half a month later, large-scale pictorial posters began to float down from the sky in various areas of the underworld.

Xie Chengxu didn't pay attention at all, he was stopped after he came to Xuanxu's studio.

"Boss, look what this is!!!"

Song Mo pulled Xie Chengxu to show him the pictorial in his hand.

It was a simple piece of white paper, but there were seven handsome figures drawn on it.

And on the paper is a series of introductory words.

Xie Chengxu glanced at the end and saw a few large characters.

The Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove sincerely invites you to watch their debut concert!

Xie Chengxu: "..."! ! ! !

Is this really a debut? !

Xie Chengxu didn't know what expression to use. He looked at Song Mo and asked, "Where did you get this poster?"

Song Mo pointed to the outside and said: "Today, these things suddenly floated in the sky, and a large number of them are floating down, so is there a need to get them?"

Only then did Xie Chengxu notice the snowflake-like pieces of paper floating down from outside.

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Song Mo was very excited, "Boss, boss, are these really the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove? I heard that the Wei and Jin Dynasties are very elegant~ By the way, boss, have you ever seen the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove? Are they all very handsome..."

Xie Chengxu: "..."

Xie Chengxu said in his heart that he hadn't seen this side yet, but if the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove can have such an advanced awareness of publicity, maybe they can really become the idol of the underworld.

Thinking this way, Xie Chengxu went to the concert on the day the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove concert started.

I don’t know if I don’t go, I’m shocked when I go!

Although the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove are characters from the Wei and Jin Dynasties, they still have a lot of fans. The venue of the Paradise Paradise is crowded with ghosts, and some ghosts spontaneously brought call sticks.

Xie Chengxu: "..." This business is too proficient!

Thinking like this, I saw seven figures appearing on the stage.

After all, the underworld is a place where spells can be used, and those dances in the human world can be set up in the underworld with one spell, so there is no shortage of visual perception.

Xie Chengxu wondered what kind of performance the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove were going to perform, and looked up under the lights.

Drums, bass, and guitar players are all there!

Xie Chengxu: "..."=mouth=! ! !

Why are you so proficient! ! ! !

While Xie Chengxu was shocked, the band had already started to play. Ji Kang, the bass player, plucked the strings, and then the rapid music sounded.

This is fucking electronic music! ! !

Xie Chengxu couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, but the performance on the stage had already begun!The lead singer grabbed the microphone and started a rap!

After all, the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove are all talented and capable. The voice of this lead singer is full of magnetism and appeal, which immediately ignited the atmosphere of the concert!

Immediately after, there was a rush of drumbeats, and then the singing stage began!

The ability of the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove to recite poems and compose Fu has not weakened at all when it comes to writing lyrics and music!

Detonate the venue in an instant!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at.Jikang, I love you!!!!"

"Liu Lian! Liu Lian! Nostalgia in the world!!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!"

"Mom!! I saw the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

"I am satisfied!! I am satisfied!!!"

Xie Chengxu was sandwiched by the fans and listened to their high-pitched shouts, and the call stick in his hand could still be waved along with this new song!

And the man in the lower left corner of him was already in tears, but he didn't forget to hold up his lampboard!

At this moment, the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove exploded!

When Xie Chengxu came back from the concert, the whole ghost was in a daze, not only because of the high atmosphere of the concert, but also because of the shocking way of performing.

Think about it, what kind of scene will it be when your hero Wei Jin plays a song "Guangling San" to you and they perform an electronic rap for you?

Xie Chengxu's mind is full of the rap and dynamic music rhythm of the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove, and the degree of brainwashing is comparable to the magic of love.

But what I have to admit is that at this moment, the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove officially made their debut in the underworld in an amazing way!Hell's first idol team!

In just three days, the personal Weibo of the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove skyrocketed to tens of millions of followers.

In just three days, various support stations, fan Weibo, and Chaohua are all ready.

In just three days, the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove became the national idol of the underworld, and there are not many electronic songs in the phone that feel out!

At this time, Xie Chengxu ran to ask the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove out of curiosity——

"How did you come up with this way of debut?"

The seven new idols looked at each other, and the captain Shan Tao said embarrassedly: "Well, we actually used the software to circumvent the wall and went to the world to learn..."

Xie Chengxu: "..."

What software do you turn over?

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