Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

As we all know, the big pig's hoof pissed off Miaomiao, and it was a serious one.

Kakao, single row.

Rainforest illustration.

The black man in flowered trousers climbed the Tagou Grassland, and finally stood in front of the white man in skirt after overcoming many difficulties and obstacles.

Ji Hang: "Good boy..."

"Da da da da!"

【NingMeng-Jimiao killed Lucky-Green with M16A4】

Ruan Yi calmly retracted his gun.

Ji Hang: "..."

- "Hahahahahahahahahahaha"

Island map.

A three-legged car was chasing the tin car in front at a very high speed. There were black players and white players sitting in the driver's seat, and the situation was stalemate.

In the live broadcast room, everyone saw that the black contestant took a shortcut at a sharp turn and got straight in front of the white contestant's iron car, and then made a graceful 180-degree turn, facing the iron car and was about to hit it.

The white man calmly switched from the driver's seat to the co-pilot on one side. The unmanned iron car continued to move forward due to inertia, and the white man quickly raised his gun, aimed and shot.

"Da da da da da!"

【NingMeng-Jimiao killed Lucky-Green with M416】

The speed of the Sanbengzi, who had lost control of the personnel, did not slow down. The people in the live broadcast room watched a black man flying forward from the driver's seat and the wooden box he dropped to the ground.

The white man had already switched back to the driving position when he closed the gun, and continued to drive calmly without even stepping on the brakes.

Ji Hang: "..."

Ji Hang: "WOW..."

- "66666666"

- "This wave of car chases and transposition killings is really the old driver who committed the crime and didn't run away"

- "So what did Brother Hang do to make Miaomiao so angry?"

- "I seem to see the brother Hang who was behind Miaomiao's butt at the beginning"

- "Let me see how many textbook operations Miaomiao can be forced by Brother Hang"

- "I also want to know, obviously the big pig's trotters used to be so heavenly and earthy, it's okay"

Ji Hang: "?"

Ji Hang: "For heaven and earth? Me?"

In the next second, the barrage brushed the word "yes" so that he almost didn't recognize it.

Desert map.

This time, Ji Hang changed his sniping plan, because of the terrain, he planned to go back to his old job completely, and he had to wait until the finals before meeting Ruan Yi.

According to him, this is a face.

- "Excuse me, what is the 'er' behind 'You Mian'?"

- "Can you exaggerate your pronunciation a little more?"

- "The last time I made Miao Miao angry because I said Miao Miao was cheating, what about this time?"

- "Wait for the millionth and first time to be killed"

- "Big pig's hooves set sail again on the long journey of chasing his wife! Don't forget the original intention!"

- "I rely on not forgetting my original intention, hahahahaha"

The terrain of the desert map belongs to the unobstructed but potholed type. It is typical to die when you run and run. If you don’t pay attention, you will be easily caught. People from hundreds of thousands of miles away can hit you.

Ji Hang’s original intention of not going to Ruan Yi in the early stage was to save his life. He thought that he couldn’t kill everyone so quickly. He accidentally failed in the first 5 minutes and watched the battle for half an hour. As he walked around, he turned on the camera and saw a third-level condom lying in the pit with his back facing him.

The third-level suit didn't know what he was doing, and he didn't pay attention to the sound of his mount's engine.

Ji Hang grinned slowly: "I can, I really can do this."

-"Here it is! Beep!"

- "Damn him!"

- "The big pig's hoof that lost Miao Miao gradually metamorphosed"

"But what is he doing lying there? Did he get disconnected?" Just as Ji Hang finished speaking, he saw the man lying on the ground move a few times, and immediately put on the brakes to stop the car on the side of the road, and began to walk along the road. Touching up the slightly raised terrain bit by bit, he whispered, "I haven't lost the connection... Then what is he doing, I'm really curious now."

When Ji Hang got close to this person, he still didn't react at all. He lay down on the ground and twitched from time to time, stretching his arms and moving his legs, until Ji Hang suddenly rushed up to the man and said "Rua". There was another box next to the man's box, but he hadn't seen it just now because of the angle.

Ji Hang was startled at the time: "It's just a bag, it feels like this person has been licking it all his life."

It wasn't until he went into the pit to lick the bag, that he was shocked by the contents of the two boxes as soon as he lay down on the body of the man.

"...Am I blind?" Ji Hang choked up, and was confused by the AWM, Big Pineapple and MK14 in the box, "Three airdrop guns, do they really exist..."

- "!!!!!!!!!"

- "These two licked three airdrops???"

- "No... maybe... the first person licked three airdrops by himself"

- "This is too amazing, if you want sister control, you still need AWM"

- "Your package is being packed"

- "Mu Mou"

- "Ever since I went to Miao Miao's house for a while, Brother Hang has turned white."

Ji Hang, who was suddenly enjoying the supreme VVIP treatment, sighed: "How many times have we seen such a battle in the countryside? Could it be that he was consecrated and transferred after sleeping with Miao Miao for two nights?"

- "?"

- "Chicken coop warning!"

If SLR is the king of continuous sniping on land, then MK14 is the king of continuous sniping in the sky. It is called "Sister Control" because the first keyword typed out of the first two letters is "Sister Control".

As an airdrop gun, the single-shot damage of the Sister Control is higher than that of the SLR, and the ballistic drop is not as serious as the SLR. The only disadvantage is the recoil.

Although the recoil of the female controller is lower than that of the SLR in the case of a naked gun, it has one more accessory than the SLR. Compared with the fully equipped female controller, the recoil will be greatly reduced, and the overall performance is slightly better than that of the SLR.

MK14 is the strongest sniper, AWM is the strongest bolt sniper, and the hunk big pineapple who can shake a hundred bullets at a time is also there.

Generally, in order to meet the needs of far and near combat, a sniper is equipped with a rifle or submachine gun.

So whether to snipe or to snipe, this is a question.

"Please allow me to encounter such sweet troubles every time. I understand that big brother just now." Ji Hang said, first adjusted the configuration of the medicine in the bag, and finally he picked it up twice. Looking at those medical kits, I got tangled up again, "So this time, should I sell three computers or four?"

While struggling, Ji Hang took the big pineapple first, intending to use it as a rifle, but when he finally changed the ammo, Ji Hang put it back, saying: "I have a bold idea, otherwise Let me double-snipe, I will use the sister control myself, and then give the AWM to Guaibao's flesh..."

"Where are you from? Howard you?"

Ji Hang who was suddenly interrupted: "?"

-"Holy shit, who's talking"

- "This plastic accent sounds Chinese hahaha"

- "It's the one who was beaten to death by Brother Hang just now."

-"Dead: Say something quickly while the body is still warm (funny.jpg)"

- "Three air-dropped guns, this big brother is so angry that he wants to see which country has inherited his inheritance"

- "It is estimated that he picked up the gun and died without firing a single shot"

-"Dead: I finally struggled to use those two guns, and you killed me"

Seeing Ji Hang's silence, the deceased insisted on asking again.

Ji Hang hesitated for a second before facing the corpse under him, and chose the code: "I'm fine thank you...and you?"

deceased:"……"

Dead: "You've been fucking Chinese for a long time."

Then there was a series of national curses, Ji Hang hurriedly threw out a bunch of authentic beauty and English.

Sure enough, the opposite party stopped immediately, and changed back to his loose English. He changed the tone of the irritable old man before, and quickly returned to the original calm, even a little enthusiastic: "Nice tomeet you! Emmmm...it'sagoodday, you are in vain Leh!"

- "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"This guy is kind of interesting, and he knows that embarrassment can't be thrown abroad." Ji Hang was also amused by everyone, "It'sa goodday, are you in vain?"

He murmured the words left by that man on the tip of his tongue several times, and the more he read, the more joyful he was, and he started to change the bombs after carrying the sister control and AWM on his shoulders, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid this bro is not a gangster..."

As soon as Ji Hang got to the last bullet of AWM, he was preempted by a gunshot before he finished saying the word "fear".

"Snapped!"

【NingMeng-Jimiao kills Lucky-Green with a headshot from M24】

Ji Hang: "?"

Ji Hang: "...All right, I don't need to memorize this AWM."

- "History is always strikingly similar"

-"I would say that Miaomiao was just next door studying what you were doing here for a long time hahaha"

- "Black... bang!"

- "How many people will die in this pit (funny.jpg)"

- "Miao Miao: You are in vain"

- "The mass burial of the post"

- "The big brother's body is still there, Brother Hang is going to keep him company"

- "Is Hei afraid the hip-pop rap?"

"It seems that Miao Miao and I are still very destined. How do you say that sentence, if I don't go to the mountain, the mountain will come to me." Ji Hang was talking when he saw the last barrage , laughed out loud, "Look at what this is saying, 'I'm afraid he is the rap of hip-pop', you are also a skr talent, skrskr!"

Ruan Yi heard these two sentences as soon as he opened Jihang's live broadcast room, and laughed angrily at that time, and complained in his live broadcast room: "It's so embarrassing to make 'if the mountain doesn't come to me, I'll go to the mountain' like that Talk to others."

The ghost knows what kind of flirting this person is doing today. He saw a black spot lying in the pit here just after a long distance, and he recognized it at a glance with a [-]x lens. It is really Ji Hang. Pants are so iconic that it’s hard to pretend you don’t know them.

But at first Ji Hang lay on his stomach without moving for a long time. Ruan Yi thought he was dead, but the time interval was too short and the body hadn't been refreshed. After all, there were two boxes next to him, who knew that this person suddenly twitched twice.

Ruan Yi was incredulous at the time, after all, licking the bag would not be so devoted: "What is he doing... imitating the posture of the dead?"

- "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

- "Miao Miao complains, the deadliest"

- "Imitate the posture of the dead, death penalty!"

The barrage was about to collapse from laughter, and they all followed Ruan Yi who opened the live broadcast room of the big pig's trotters, and went to visit the door, followed Ji Hang and asked him what he did to make Miao Miao so disgusted.

Ji Hang's facial features immediately wrinkled, bitterness was written all over his face, he felt a little wronged, and finally began to complain to the barrage under wave after wave of questioning: "The thing is like this..."

As soon as Ji Hang returned to his own kennel from the company last night, he began to feel weak all over.

The curtains in the room were half open, and the moonlight poured in from the outside to illuminate the coldness of the room. As soon as Ji Hang took off his shoes and slumped on the sofa, he didn't want to move anymore, and he didn't even bother to turn on the lights.

As far as the eye can see, there is spread out on the coffee table... probably the noodles I ate last week have not been cleaned up, and there is a small bowl of leftover fried rice cakes that have been dried. The height of two trash cans.

The display in the house is very simple, almost all the necessities of life, without any decoration at all, the standard IT male single apartment, only when he really can't see it, he will clean it up once, fortunately, he can't accept the smell , not too hopeless.

I didn't think it before, and I don't know why, now that Ji Hang looked at his kennel again, he instantly realized what it means to be "easy from simplicity to extravagance, but hard to go from extravagance to frugality".

This small broken apartment is empty, deserted, and has no human touch at all. How did he live in it for so long?

Ji Hang, who is lying on his own sofa, misses his warm and comfortable home infinitely now, and then starts to make trouble as soon as he thinks about it, Mei Zizi takes out his mobile phone and sends the photos he secretly took yesterday to others.

At that time, Ruan Yi's mobile phone happened to be at hand, and he saw the message Ji Hang sent him at a glance. Looking at the photo, it should be taken secretly by Ji Hang when they were sleeping in the back row of the car after sending Ruan Mu and Cui Rang into the examination room that morning. .

At first there was nothing wrong with the first one, it was just an ordinary side face leaning against the car window, Ruan Yi looked at it and thought that this person is not as sleepy as he imagined, he fell asleep and he hasn’t yet I was thinking about taking pictures.

As a result, Ruan Yi withdrew, but he didn't expect that there would be a second and third picture immediately behind.

His eyes moved down with the sliding fingers, and the smile on Ruan Yi's lips froze immediately, and he didn't know what editing software Ji Hang used to make special effects for him. Is it like a flower...

Ruan Yi flipped through several photos in a row, and found that the photos behind them were all made with various and strange special effects, and then their common denominator was ugly, very ugly, extremely ugly, strange, ugly, No, than.

The most exaggerated thing is that this person is still writing words underneath?Did he think he was making emoticons? ? ?

This immediately made Ruan Yi's anger look obvious, the person who never sends a smiley face raised his hand and sent a long string of messages to Ji Hang.

As a result, Ji Hang saw the guy who thought he was joking, and even smiled with him, making Ruan Yi instantly ignore him, wondering what was wrong with this guy, his mind was flooded?Does he really know that he is chasing someone now?

Ruan Yi threw the phone on the bed with a backhand, grabbed the bathrobe and wanted to go into the bathroom to take a shower to reduce the fire.

He said it didn't seem to be a big deal, he was a little bit glassy because of this anger, but he really could bear anything, except being ugly.

Ji Hang was still paralyzed on the sofa at his house, sending messages one by one to Ruan Yi's chat box in a foolish way, swiping the screen like swiping a long list of messages, and the other side didn't reply, Ji Hang Only belatedly realized that Ruan Yi seemed to be really angry.

- "?????????"

- "Okay, I finally know why you're single"

- "What this person did is exactly the same as my retarded boyfriend"

- "My God? I didn't even know you were such a big pig's hoof of a straight steel man?"

- "If it's me, I might block it"

- "Yes, I have divorced that mentally handicapped boyfriend (continued from the previous article"

- "Okay, I understand Miaomiao"

-"Big trotter, I advise you to think clearly before speaking, Miao Miao is watching you (狗头.jpg)"

- "Heh, so I never believe those rumors on the Internet that say Brother Hang's private life is messy (laughs"

- "I don't know whether to praise you for being single because of your strength, or whether you deserve to be single"

- "Hahahahaha I'm sorry, although I shouldn't laugh at such a sad time, but I really can't help it"

- "It may not be possible to block, but the circle of friends will definitely hang up"

- "Miao Miao has such a good temper, the first few blows only killed people, not whipped corpses"

- "Miao Miao: See you in the bottle"

Among the many spitting stars, Ji Hang saw the dog's head at a glance, and immediately fell silent, and began to think carefully about his words just now, while opening Ruan Yi's live broadcast room, he whispered in a breathy voice: "Fuck, why don't you Tell me that Miao Miao is looking at me..."

The two once again returned to the chat method in the live broadcast room without any offline contact information.

Ruan Yi smiled when he heard the words, and unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth, wondering why this person is so cute, does he think that he can't hear him when he speaks with his voice down.

But he thought so in his heart, but the voice he said was hard, and he said coldly: "What's the matter, I can't watch it yet?"

Ji Hang quickly denied: "No, no, don't talk about watching my live broadcast, baby, you can watch me wherever you want."

- "???????????"