Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

As soon as the video was posted, Ji Hang poked open Assistant Xia's WeChat chat box, wanting him to help find out whether the person whose surname was Wang or Huang who was chased away by him was not sure whether he was surnamed Wang or Huang. Here comes the bubbles.

- "Milk misses you and asks when you will be back"

After a pause, Ji Hang finished typing the message he originally planned to lose, and just pressed send when another bubble popped up on the other side, but this time it was a photo.

It's his puppet lying on the climbing frame and looking unhappy, and the food bowl next to it hasn't been touched too much, so I really miss him.

Ji Hang smiled, why didn't he see this old man thinking about him when he was usually around, thought for a while and typed in.

- "I'll go back in the morning the day after tomorrow, you should brush him more"

When Ji Hang returned to Ruan Yi's room, it was already almost nine o'clock, which was when he and Ruan Yi were discussing the next broadcast.

But at that time, Ruan Yi's old map of the island was in the middle of playing, so Ji Hang simply sat down beside him.

Everyone in the live broadcast room saw a small box suddenly pop up in the lower left corner of the live broadcast screen - the big pig's hoof was sitting on a chair with his head down looking at his phone.

- "After exchanging whispers about my little boyfriend with my mother, I came back (dog head)"

- "New here, who can tell me what's going on, why is the camera playing with the phone while the game is playing?"

Then Ji Hang said to the people around him seemingly unintentionally: "My mother asked you to come back to Canada with me to play when you are free."

- "?????"

- "Is this... the meaning of direct admission?"

-"I'm dead, I just want to know what other tricks these two people can do"

Ruan Yi paused: "Let's see when your boss will give you a holiday..."

The angle of the camera has been adjusted, and only the corner of his clothes can be seen in the barrage, but it has been changed from the right to the left.

Ji Hang coughed and murmured silently in his heart that the boss's holiday is not easy, but what he said was: "Okay, I will notify our boss, eat chicken, and finish this broadcast."

- "Boss: I heard you want to notify me?"

- "This bastard who can't really show off will be fired sooner or later"

- "Eat... what? (dog head)"

- "Your OB streamer is online"

- "Quick, I'm obsessed with those 1000 million"

- "Reluctant to download 5555"

- "It used to be an online OB, but now it's a live OB, but it's okay"

- "Me too, please hurry up and explain all the causes and consequences of 1000 million"

-"Other people's commentators only make a sound, and give up the camera to the owner of the game, how can it be like this"

Ruan Yi gave him a funny look, and said, "Please explain to them, or they will chase after me."

In fact, Ji Hang had already seen those who asked 1000 million in the barrage, but he blinked, slowly covered his face with his hands, and chose to play dumb: "Explain what, OB anchor?"

- "???????"

"Pretend again." Ruan Yi glanced at him with a smile, "Who told you to tease them that you want to make a movie?"

"Oh, this...hey, what's the explanation..." Ji Hang pretended to be relaxed after a flamboyant realization, "We rich second generation don't lack 1000 million yuan, so there is no special reason for this... "

-"Guess I believe it or not (kimbo)

- "Then why is your voice getting smaller and smaller?"

- "I don't believe it"

- "I always want to blow up the head of this big pig's hoof"

- "coax ghosts"

- "What does blushing mean???"

- "Get your hoof off your face if you have a gut"

Looking at the disgust on the screen, Ruan Yi raised his eyebrows, squinted at the bloodshot ears of the people around him, and laughed out loud.

When he smiled, Ji Hang felt even more embarrassed. He squeezed his hands covering his face, pouting his mouth like a little prince and pleading in a low voice: "That's right, why do we rich second generations sell themselves to make movies? ...If I insist on throwing that head and showing that face, it's not necessary...it's not necessary."

- "?"

-"I am dead"

- "I lost, and the big pig's hoof of 1000 million won't let go"

- "The big pig's hoof is really blushing, can you believe it?"

- "1000 million, isn't 1000 million necessary???"

- "I can really listen to Miao Miao's laughter for a lifetime"

- "Brother Hang blushed so hard that my heart melted."

- "What a fucking man, will I never see Miao Miao's face in this life?"

The more they said that the temperature on Ji Hang's face was getting hotter, and they wanted to cover the camera, but they felt that this was too much to cover up, and finally waved their hands and shouted: "Oh, look at you Miao Miao playing games! What are you talking about!"

Regardless of the people in the barrage who mocked him for being embarrassed, he hid his hot face in the palm of his hand, looked at Ruan Yi's screen, and began to explain with great emphasis, as if he didn't want to play with you anymore. The baby wants to change the subject.

"There are only fifteen people left in such a big circle! It can be regarded as the finals ahead of time, and it faintly reminds me of the grand occasion of the fairy clothes!"

"It's been a long time. Kakao usually needs to do two laps again, but they may not be able to reach this number of people. It seems that there are masters in this round!"

"But our little friend Miao Miao is obviously not weak at all, the headshot from the gun on the hill over there..."

[NingMeng-Jimiao killed 98OKLP with a 090K headshot]

Ji Hang patted his thigh: "Look, what am I talking about... Wait, someone from the left came over recklessly, it was the mini behind the tree on the 274 side, oh, there is also an M762 that is closer, the two of them teamed up This person rushed over, why is there suddenly so many people here?"

"Now that person and Miao Miao are neighbors across the wall from the logging camp. Let's see where Miao Miao will go. He just had a gun fight with the man on the mountain and the second-stage head was broken. The medicine in the bag is also... ..."

Ruan Yi interrupted: "Shhh—"

Ji Hang shut his mouth immediately, and began to gesticulate at the camera. Anyway, there is always a little clever ghost in the bullet screen who can translate what he said.

- "Brother Hang: The medicine in Miaomiao's bag is no longer enough"

- "Brother Hang: The neighbor next door has moved!"

- "Brother Hang: Footsteps..."

-"Brother Hang: Come here, come here, the two of you are going to melee xx(???)"

- "Blind Sniper Brother said solo"

As soon as the neighbor showed up, he was framed and beaten from all directions, neither advancing nor retreating, and because too many shots were fired here, other people had already rushed over, and he couldn't stay where he was, so he had to take the risk first Ruan Yi who was closest to him ate.

- "Brother Hang: But it's really too miserable for this kind of idea to hit us Miaomiao."

- "Brother Hang: Let's light the wax for him in advance"

- "I feel like I'm not watching Miaomiao playing games at all"

-"Brother Hang, I can watch another ten episodes of this silent film with rich voice and emotion, hahaha"

As expected, Ruan Yi killed him at the door.

-"Brother Hang: But the head of the red-headed soldier is completely broken, he has to go out... Oh, he chose to seal the smoke"

A total of three guns were pointed at the door of Ruan Yi's "hometown". If you want to lick this bag, you must seal the cigarette, otherwise you will be shot at someone, but there is only one cigarette in Ruan Yi's bag, and it is still a bit dangerous to hold three guns.

Ruan Yi said, "It's okay, please speak up", Ji Hang switched freely and turned on the microphone again.

As soon as he saw his movements, he immediately helped him to annotate the full voice-over of the inner os: "We saw that Miao Miao was relatively conservative, and she retracted after licking a good second-stage head at the speed of light. To be safe, lick the bag first. something important."

"And there are no smoke bombs in this person's bag, so it will be difficult to lick the bag." But Ji Hang said so, and then began to seduce Ruan Yi, "But you have a first-aid kit on you, baby, I just saw that person It's quite fat, don't you really think about going out and licking it?"

Ruan Yi laughed, and fulfilled his wish. Before the smoke cleared, he went out to touch a few more first-aid kits.

But when he came back after touching it, Ji Hang said again: "Why don't you steal the medical kit in his bag too."

"Why are you so greedy?" Ruan Yi couldn't help complaining, but in the end he still followed Ji Hang, walked out again with the muzzle and bullets in his hand, and found the medical kit in a daze.

But Ji Hang wanted to fan the flames: "Hey baby, you lick the bag really fast, so why don't we take his painkillers and needles too?"

Ruan Yi laughed angrily at that time: "You are really greedy, Ji Hang."

"Don't be greedy for young people, just lick it once, and then lick it again." Ji Hang hugged his arms beside him and boasted vigorously, "Lick it one last time, get an injection to fill up the energy, and run away when you finish laps Well."

"What the hell is a young man who is not greedy? I didn't see you being so desperate when you were chasing the airdrop, and you always said me." While talking, Ruan Yi went out to touch it again, and successfully avoided it with a wave of moves. bullet.

Ji Hang blinked his eyes, and said very confidently: "Isn't it true that standing up and talking doesn't hurt your back? How easy it is to talk."

It also made Ruan Yi very funny, and joked: "Okay, so do you still lick it? What else do you like about him? Shall I lick it back?"

Ji Hang let out a muffled laugh, and quickly started waving his hands, "No, no, no more licking, it's a bit too much. The previous few times were already very arrogant, and we shouldn't treat our opponents as human beings too much."

- "Dare you know that this is too arrogant"

- "Stealing under the noses of three people"

- "Brother Hang: Anyway, I didn't steal it"

- "Relying on Miao Miao's good skills, I will encourage you blindly"

Ji Hang continued to explain: "Okay, we saw that the circle was made, and Miao Miao remained at the center of the safety zone. It seems that there is no need to run for the time being. Our next goal is to continue to be the bastard."

"What?" Ruan Yi turned his head to look at the people around him, his voice was full of smiles, "Did you just say... a bastard? Why do you want to be a bastard?"

- "Yeah, I've wanted to ask that question before"

- "Why is it bastard"

- "Is that bastard who harmed the millennium?"

- "Hint to eat chicken?"

But the answer that came from the whole live broadcast room was: "There are so many particulars, I just want to ask for a circle of destiny, if you don't move at all, you are a bastard!"

-"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

- "Ms. Ji's small class has started"

"I know all these words, why are you so fat? Let's order "Stable Happiness" for Miao Miao." Ignoring the rare and strange barrage, Ji Hang said to himself, "So it seems that Miao Miao It was the right choice for the player to travel thousands of miles from the field to the logging camp, yes, I wish him the best of luck.”

Every time a similar sensitive word appeared, the barrage would turn upside down, and one or two would grab Ji Hang's last word and swipe it, filling the screen with "one butt to the end".

Ruan Yimao rested in the corner of the lumberyard and listened to them fighting outside. Just as he was about to toast and drink, Ji Hang said next to him: "Anal to the end? Can you stop bullying me? Chinese is not as good as yours, but I also know a few idioms."

Ji Hang's white lotus tone came online again: "For example... one anus to the end? One step to the stomach? Occasionally to the lungs?"

As soon as the big pig's trotter finished speaking, everyone heard Miao Miao coughing violently with a smile, apparently choked.

At first, Ruan Yi was fine when he heard Ji Hang explain the "bastard", even the common stalks such as "one anus to the end" and "one step to the stomach", he was calm, until that "occasionally reached the lungs", Ruan Yi Is really completely convinced.

Ji Hang hurriedly patted him on the back, his mouth still very innocent: "Slow down, baby, drink water as soon as you drink, why are you so excited all of a sudden, what word did I say that stimulated you?"

Hearing this, Ruan Yi, who was about to recover, coughed again, from the base of his ears to his neck turned red, and he didn't know if it was what Ji Hang said, or if he was coughing and holding his breath.

- "Chicken coop warning!!!"

- "Once again I have a reasonable suspicion that Brother Hang is driving, but again I have no proof!!!"

- "Look at Brother Hang, learn to speak coquettishly, Hong Shixian is afraid when he comes"

- "If you are gay among gays, just strangle them to death"

-"Last second, I wanted to be happy steadily, but now I want to have an anus to the end"

- "No...it's all the way from the anus to the lungs"

- "Hong Shixian is afraid of that when he comes, hahahahaha"

-"One anus to the end, one step to the stomach, and occasionally to the lungs, Mr. Ji, do you see what I wrote (dog head)"

- "What kind of anchor am I following?"

- "I'm fucking laughing, this place has already called the police!!!"

- "Hands up, brat! You're surrounded by the police!"

- "Miss Ji's small class is starting again, today we will learn three idioms"

- "Sure enough, Miaomiao should stop playing with this kind of person"

- "Porn streamer, report it!!!"

- "How can there be so many messy stalks about this rascal"

Seeing the fierce reaction from the barrage, Ji Hang, who became the eye of the storm, continued to insist on his innocence: "No, you usually drive much faster than me, so don't just pretend to be Miao Miao at this time, these idioms Surely you all know..."

Everyone saw that before he finished speaking, Ruan Yi slapped Ruan Yi on the thigh happily: "Do you think everyone is like you! Why are you so dirty!"

- "Dirty Hammer Hahahahaha"