Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

Small map of the rainforest.

On the observation deck at the edge of the safe area, there are two people, one black and one white, lying on their stomachs. Their guns are at the same level. There are already two box spirits who were killed by them lying under the steps. No accident, they will continue to get stuck. People who entered the circle.

In the quiet hunting, Ji Hang opened his mouth without holding back: "Ah——chirp!"

Ruan Yi raised her eyebrows: "I told you that you have a cold, but you still don't believe me."

When this person sent him a voice message this morning saying that he had returned to Jiang City, Ruan Yi felt something was wrong when he heard the voice.

"I didn't!" Ji Hang, whose voice was nasal because of sneezing, denied again. When it comes to catching a cold, his mind is full of the two cold showers he took last night.

"So in fact, you still didn't blow your hair in the end." Ruan Yi said firmly, "You will catch a cold if you don't pay attention after taking a hot shower in this weather."

- "Wait... Can someone give me a summary of the previous story"

- "When did Miao Miao say Brother Hang had a cold?"

- "Did I miss two episodes?"

- "So Miao Miao just caught a cold, and Big Pig's Trotter caught a cold?"

- "Why does Miao Miao know that Brother Hang doesn't blow his hair after taking a hot bath?"

- "5 minutes, I want to know what happened to the week when these two people both took time off"

Ji Hang rubbed his nose, struggled and said, "Think twice, ah chirp!"

- "Second scolding"

"Ah chirp!" Ji Hang, who had completely failed, sneezed again.

Ruan Yi: "Okay, three catches a cold."

But it’s not Ji Hang if he doesn’t talk hard, he insisted while blowing his nose: “It’s not my problem, baby! I really think the weather in Hong Kong is poisonous, it’s already June, and it’s still so cold early in the morning. You should come to experience Jiang City, which is like spring all the year round."

"You don't listen to what I say anyway." Ruan Yi said unhappily.

Ji Hang subdued in a second: "Good leader, I will strictly follow the leader's orders in the future."

- "So it means...you two are taking leave of absence this week???"

- "I rely on???"

- "Sisters, I, you are a little fantasy, are...really locked?"

- "So Miaomiao is in Hong Kong City, okay, I understand"

- "Miao Miao is so petted"

-"Mom! I seem to have gotten real!!!"

"But leader, I have a small request now." Ji Hang said.

Ruan Yi: "Say."

Suddenly found Ji Hang from the New World: "Then what...Leader, your little skirt looks good today!"

The corner of Ruan Yi's mouth twitched: "Oh."

"Lend me to wear it." Ji Hang said, and let the black man take off his floral trousers to the ground, leaving only a pair of underwear, and squeezed the white man next to him with a gun. It was a beast.

Ruan Yi: "...you like small skirts so much, why don't you just buy one yourself."

But after all he said, he still took off the skirt to him.

-"not at all!"

- "This slut would rather be naked than a skirt"

- "Miao Miao gives every time she hates it"

- "After all, he is the one who said 'E-sports, you don't need love'"

- "After being hungry for a week, I hurried to eat dog food"

Ji Hang didn't care: "I just like to be good..."

"Hush!" Ruan Yi interrupted, "I seem to hear footsteps."

Ji Hang put on the skirt, and changed into a calm voice: "Oh good! But why didn't I hear anything?"

"Hush——" Ruan Yi's voice was also suppressed, he looked at the left side of the high platform stairs and said, "I thought it was two fallen leaves at first, but I didn't expect it to be a real person."

The weeds underneath are a bit tall, and the two Voldemorts are both auspicious suits, so you can't find them unless you look carefully.

"It should have been touched by the sound of the plane just now. Two auspicious suits. They picked up a few airdrops." Ji Hang whispered, "Let's not move yet, pretend no one is there, and wait for them to come up." .”

Hearing this, Ruan Yi immediately looked at the black man beside him as if he was mentally retarded: "...there are two corpse bags at the bottom, pretending that there is no one there?"

If you really think that there is no one on the observatory, they have already touched it, so why would they stay there for so long.

"Then I'll sell my body to seduce them." Ji Hang said and wanted to get up from the ground.

"I'll go." Ruan Yi didn't think much about it, but was terrified by Ji Hang's voice of "No!"

This reaction was more intense than he expected, and Ruan Yi was a little puzzled: "...what's wrong?"

"How can I let the leader sell my body!" Ji Hang said plausibly, "And my dear, you don't even wear pants, I don't allow others to see your naked butt!"

Ruan Yi glanced at the flowery trousers lying on the ground, and paused: "...then you go."

- "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

- "I feel Miaomiao's dislike for the strength of Brother Hang's pants"

- "Bet fifty cents, I will lose if Brother Hang seduces you successfully"

- "Miao Miao is right"

It wasn't that Ruan Yi didn't want to wear it, it was because these pants were too ostentatious and gaudy, and especially attracted hatred, and he would be stared at and beaten as soon as he showed his face.

Then Ruan Yi watched helplessly as Ji Hang got up from the ground and started to shoot down, the gun was fired as fast as ever, it was...

[Fujison7 knocked out Luckey-Green with a UMP9 headshot]

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

【NingMeng-Jimiao used AKM to knock down Fujison7】

【NingMeng-Jimiao kills Tiisiom with an AKM headshot】

The barrage instantly started today's "666", and Ji Hang also lay down at Ruan Yi's feet blowing rainbow farts.

Only Ruan Yi felt speechless while helping Ji Hang: "You did it on purpose, so you can draw the outline at such a close distance? How much did you pay for the outline?"

- "Brother Hang speaks for Stroke Hanging"

- "How much money the stroke hangs out, I double the voice-activated hang out (funny)"

- "What a beautiful sunset red"

- "My heart is at peace"

- "Basic Practice 6"

- "Finally, Miao Miao's consecrated skirt can hardly save this man"

The issue of Ji Hang's game level was solved as early as a week ago during the FOD gate incident, at least in Ruan Yi's view, the case was completely solved, but judging from the reaction of the bullet screen... it seems that it is really the same as what Ji Hang said .

Later, when the two of them chatted on WeChat privately, Ji Hang blindly sniped him, saying that the barrage probably wouldn't think there was any problem, because in the past few years, his rookie image has really been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"If you can't change it for a while, you will only think that I am lucky." Ji Hang said with a smile at that time, "And my fans are different from your fans."

Ruan Yi didn't understand: "Why is it different?"

Ji Hang raised his eyebrows: "Most of my fans are girls, but you are all male fans, baby!"

Ruan Yi: "..."

Okay, Ruan Yi has to admit it if he doesn't admit it, aside from the fans that Ji Hang brought to him, he really doesn't have any female fans, they are basically a bunch of rough guys with technical control.

"And there are a lot of female fans who are my face." As a game anchor, Ji Hang didn't feel guilty at all when he said this, "Seventy to eighty percent of them are cloud players, the kind who have never played games at all."

In this way, Ruan Yi understood.

It's really not good for cloud players to identify technology. In addition, this person is a super-high-level actor who is ready to play ten shots with one shot. It's normal that most fans can't see it.

"Oh, that's why I've always thought that we, Guaibao, are really good at it." Ji Hang said with a smile, "When I first started the live broadcast, I originally wanted to rely on technology to attract fans, but it was really too difficult. Water will have to be scolded, there is no other way, I can only take the entertainment route instead of being happy."

Ruan Yi may not believe other compliments, but Ruan Yi does believe these few words.

He feels the pressure of the technical anchor. After all, when playing games, no one can guarantee that he will not make a single mistake, but he has to be chased by the barrage as soon as his marksmanship is stroked.

Although entertainment anchors are not easy, in general, it is much more difficult for a newcomer to rely on technology than entertainment anchors. This is why Ji Hang can't help but help Ruan Yi to increase his popularity.

"It's in the circle." Ruan Yi finished licking the bag quickly, and said, "Enter the circle."

When Ji Hang heard the words and was about to leave, he heard gunshots not far away, and said obediently: "Report to the leader, there are people fighting over there."

"Don't care about them." Ruan Yi, who has always been keen on persuading fights, looked at the map and said calmly.

Ji Hang: "But the leader! I heard the voice of SKS!"

Ruan Yi: "It's on the opposite side of the road. It's not on the road now, and it will be..."

Another shot went off.

Ji Hang: "Leader!!!"

Ruan Yi immediately turned around without saying a word, Ren Jihang followed behind him, it was useless to say anything, he couldn't hold back.

- "Without AWM, M24 is sky"

- "How to relieve worries, only M24"

- "It's agreed to enter the circle"

- "I'm dying of laughing, SKS Miao Miao is not a bird at all, she turns her head when she hears M24"

- "The M24 is the only gun I can hear from the sound of the gun"

- "I'm the only one who finds out that Brother Hang has been helping Miaomiao with something in his bag?"

- "If you have M24, it doesn't matter if the swiping circle is stuck"

Two minutes later, Ruan Yi, who successfully touched the M2, was satisfied, and was about to call Ji Hang into the circle, when he saw the man reloading the SKS by the box, and said to him mysteriously: "Baby, come here for a while, here's the bomb for you." Look at the big baby."

-"big baby???"

As soon as Ruan Yi passed by, he saw the silencer on the ground, and his eyes lit up instantly: "Why didn't I see it when I just licked the bag."

"You licked their bags, not mine, so of course you can't see them." Ji Hang reloaded his gun and begged for praise, "I loaded it all the way from the moment I picked it up on the ground. Great!"

"Great!" Ruan Yi couldn't stand it at that time, "Why do you keep carrying it, who knows if you can pick it up, such a waste of bag space."

But the young man in front of the camera just smiled heartily, and said, "If other children have it, our children must have it too."

Then the barrage went crazy.

-"Ahhhhhhhhh why is the big pig's hooves so flirtatious!!!"

- "Miaomiao's voice is really...so cute!!!"

-"Thousands of words are worth a silencer"

- "Love! This is love!"

- "So these two people really met each other!!!"

- "I report, this person swallowed the key again!"

- "My mother agreed to this marriage!"

- "I have a lemon, I also want to be praised by Miao Miao"

- "Crowdfunding, pay for the big pig's trotters to buy keys, he swallowed too much too fast"

- "Sexy big trotters, online spying!"

As soon as he got SKS and Ruan Yi's skirt, Ji Hang started to twitch. The quadruple mirror was properly pressed, but Ruan Yi's M24 didn't fire a single shot. People who poked their heads out of the windows of the house across the road and tried to jam them were caught. Ji Hang shot in the head twice, one from the left and the other from the right.

Is a lone wolf, straight to death.

"Good boy! The little skirt you have opened is really strong!" Ji Hang laughed.

Ruan Yi glanced at the person who ran ahead of him and started to let go of himself, only smiled, and didn't expose him: "Be safe, let's spread cigarettes and cross the road."

But Ji Hang is very swollen now, rushing towards the middle of the road, still saying: "I don't think the problem is..."

"Big" didn't exit, someone shot.

-"Real poisonous milk, you should sew this big pig's hooves on his mouth when he is playing games"

The main road was empty and there was no shelter, Ruan Yi immediately threw a cigarette in Ji Hang's direction.

But he knew in his heart that the purpose of sealing the cigarettes was not to create a shelter for Ji Hang, but to prevent him from being replaced directly after Ji Hang fell to the ground.

As a result, the shots over there were all on target, but Ji Hang didn't lose any blood, only the frying pan on his butt made several light and crisp sounds.

At that time, Ruan Yi was convinced, what kind of luck is this, it was all blamed.

Ji Hang was also happy, mixed in the smoke that Ruan Yi sealed him, and started to shoot in the direction of 216 to show off: "You continue to shoot, so I can use my fourth-level armor to sing a song for you."

-"Does it sound good, good sound is a good pot"

- "Singing my mom hahahahahahahahahahaha"

- "This is someone else's pot"

- "Your magnet pot is online"

- "A new plug-in has appeared, and the opposite is to unlock the pot hanging bar"

- "No, I'm sorry, Brother Hang, you better shut up"

Then the next second, the opposite side changed to 98K, and a shot pierced the armor, so frightened that Ji Hang immediately entered the room with his tail between his legs.

"Are you still singing?" Ruan Yi laughed angrily, and wanted to shoot at 216's 98K while the smoke was still there, "This guy is quite accurate with marksmanship."

But Ji Hang was so cowardly, the cat yelled at him in the room: "Come in, baby, we boys still have to protect ourselves, lock the door and get up, be more careful!"

"Well, calm down." Ruan Yi said casually, the scope of the M24 had initially locked on the head behind the tree in 216, and ignored Ji Hang's "Be calm" one after another.

Little did they know that the barrage at this moment had already covered the "kiss a little harder" with an airtight, full screen of dog heads.

- "Miao Miao obviously doesn't want to kiss you harder, Brother Hang (dog head)"

In the house, by the window is the box that he just shot in the head.

Ji Hang originally wanted to lick his armor to support Ruan Yi, but who knew that he was also without armor when he went over, and he was stunned at that time: "What's the matter with this man, I wonder if boys can't have armor?" , No armor is still facing me, he is a werewolf."

- "It's okay if you can't get a manicure"

- "Boys can't (nail art.jpg)"

Ruan Yi didn't understand what nail art was at first, but he realized it after watching the barrage, and said with a smile: "Where do you come from so many messy stalks?"

As a result, the next second——

[Luckey-Green knocked down Piuiuiu with SKS]

- "666666666666666"

Ruan Yi was stunned, and Ji Hang himself was also stunned: "...Are manicures popular now? I just want to try it casually."

If SKS doesn't take a headshot, it doesn't mean that it has no armor.

- "Wait... this id..."

The two threw out the three letters almost simultaneously: "FOD."

If conditions permit, even when the smoke clears and stands on the main road as a target, Ruan Yi also wants to make up for this person, but the other end retracts back behind the tree as soon as it falls.

- "??????"

-"Yeah, shit, this is the one who teamed up illegally with FOD last time"

- "Why are you using FOD? Isn't this person FOD?"

- "The original words that FOD just said in the live broadcast room: 'Finally waited for this kid'"

-"Damn it, this guy's teammate is really FOD"

- "I'm so angry! The reflex arc is so long that I can only react now"

- "Me too, it turned out that Brother Hang was beaten to death last time by violating the rules!!!"

Illegal team formation means that you form an alliance with people who are not on your team to fight others, which destroys the fairness of the game and is written into the report option.

And this id, Ji Hang, and Ruan Yi are both familiar. Last time, he was clearly able to kill FOD on the mountain bag in the safe area, but he was the one who temporarily turned his gun to kill Ji Hang in order to protect FOD.

At that time, he also used 98K, and there was indeed something about his marksmanship.

But Ruan Yi only heard Ji Hang's "tsk" on the other end of the earphone, and then said to him: "Baby, let's go."

Ruan Yi paused, don't look at this person who usually plays games, but it really doesn't look like his temper to say such things at this time: "You don't..."

"I don't want you to get involved with that kind of person, let's go." Ji Hang's expressionless understatement was full of undisguised contempt for FOD.

Ruan Yi subconsciously wanted to ask "what kind of person" and saw a new safe zone on the map: "It's a circle..."

The room they are squatting in is right in the middle of the safe zone.

Ji Hang frowned: "This housing area is for them."

At this point, Ruan Yi didn't say anything anymore, and took off his armor to his feet as soon as he responded, and marked a dot on the side of the map: "You wear my armor, let's go here."

This unconditional compromise made Ji Hang's heart skip a beat. He was unbelievably warm. After waving his butt, in the pan, his tone returned to the original: "I have a fourth-level magnet, so I'm not afraid."

"That's fine." Ruan Yi is the standard now, no matter how ridiculous Ji Hang's words are, he dares to respond.

The two of them were busy during this time, and Ruan Yi hadn't had time to carefully ask what was wrong with the two of them. He thought that Ji Hang's anger was probably caused by FOD coming to their live broadcast room after the two of them went offline last time. .

It seems that he said something like asking himself to wait for him?

For a while, except for the footsteps of the two game characters in the earphones, it was completely silent.

After a long time, it was Ji Hang who spoke first: "Baby, don't play with him..."

Due to the usual disposition of the young man, the exhaustion and grievance on his face at this moment made it somewhat difficult to tell whether it was mostly a joke or a serious one.

But Ruan Yi still responded without hesitation.

From the very beginning when Ji Hang said he was going to leave, Ruan Yi could hear a little bit of fragility in his voice, which was very subtle, and it was seriously inconsistent with Ji Hang's personality in his cognition, but Ruan Yi Pretty sure these do exist.

Because of this emotion, he is familiar with it.

- "I can't do it, sisters, I'm really curious, who can give me a lesson"

- "Brother Hang, what is the tone of this kid who is afraid of being robbed of his friends?"

- "If Brother Hang hadn't disappeared for two years, how could FOD have survived until today?"

- "Hug Brother Hang, the keys are in your stomach, we are not afraid"

- "I heard that there is a high-level executive of Blue Whale TV who is a fan of FOD, so Blue Whale has praised him for the past two years"

- "Little angel Miaomiao is so good, she won't play with FOD"

It is also through the bullet screen science popularization that everyone knows that Piuiuiu didn't know FOD before. In that round, he just wanted to meet an idol by chance, but unexpectedly, he happened to meet the scene of an idol and a deadly enemy fighting to the death.

I heard that since Piuiuiu killed Ji Hang with a 98K shot, FOD has listed him as a "guest of honor", and often the two of them will pull together in a double row when the time is right. Not bad at all.

With the shrinking of the vicious circle, Ji Hang and Ruan Yi also had to go back the same way to find the room they gave up earlier, and the atmosphere became more and more dignified.

Ruan Yi was about to say something when the phone vibrated.

It's a friend request - the id is called "ChuCi", the avatar is blank, nothing.

After clicking through, Ruan Yi subconsciously glanced at the time, 15:12.

Today is indeed Monday, that's right, shouldn't Xiaoci be sitting in the classroom at this time, why is he still playing with his mobile phone?

The news over there came quickly.

- "Brother Xiaoyi?"

Ruan Yi glanced at the screen, he and Ji Hang were hiding on a rock watching others fight, he bowed his head and replied quickly.

- "It's me, Xiaoci?"

Back there quickly.

- "Well, brother Xiaoyi, is he free the night after tomorrow?"

- "Yes, what's the matter"

- "Then I'll send Brother Xiaoyi the location, Mom let us exchange feelings"

Ruan Yi stared at this sentence for a long time before realizing that the "mother" in the child's mouth refers to his own mother, Zhou Shangqing.

Have you even called "Mom" so quickly...

- "But doesn't Xiaoci have class the day after tomorrow?"

Ruan Yi thought about it and added.

- "I remember it was full boarding at the beginning, will you be able to come out then?"

He originally thought that he would wait until this Friday to pick up the child from school, bring him a meal, and buy him something to bring to school, but the other side actually replied.

- "That's why I called Brother Xiaoyi here"

-"Mom and Dad are too busy, brother Xiaoyi help me to ask the teacher for leave"

Ruan Yi was stunned at that moment.

This doesn't seem to be the same as Zhou Shangqing's "beautiful"?

As soon as he was stunned, something went wrong in the game.

He was shot in the head with a 98K shot as soon as Ji Hang said "be careful". Ji Hang immediately dropped a smoke bomb on the spot to help him up.

"Sorry, I just went to read the news." Ruan Yi was a little annoyed that his teammates were not paying attention when playing games...

"What's the matter, I'll protect you." Ji Hang said and began to caress.

No longer distracted, Ruan Yi, who stood up again, quickly squatted up and took the medicine, and together with Ji Hang, they cleared the 358th team who had just shot.

SKS and M24, Lian Sniper and Shuan Sniper, cooperate just right, the only fly in the ointment is that now one of them has no head and the other has no armor.

At this time, unless you happen to be passing by, it is unrealistic to run to lick the bag.

Ji Hang grinned and said, "It's up to you for the gun, baby."

Ruan Yi decisively took off his armor to him: "Protect me."

"No problem." Ji Hang was not polite this time, and threw all the smoke bombs in his bag onto the road with a set of upper-level armor, "2v2v1v1."

There are six people left in the upper right corner, except for them and the two full formations of FOD who are still occupying the house, there are two lone wolves who are fighting at the side of the poison.

Ruan Yi rushed into Ji Hang's sealed smoke, and quickly judged his position by listening to the voice: "The lone wolf is at 130 and 330, and there is a FOD next to the window, keep an eye on him."

Ji Hang lowered his eyelids: "Okay."

Ruan Yi can recognize the FOD by the window at a glance because of his rich little white dress.

Suddenly, Ji Hang's words "Don't play with him" echoed in Ruan Yi's ears, his voice immediately cooled down, and he said, "I want his white dress, Ji Hang."

A stern smile appeared on Ji Hang's lips, and he said, "This time, I promise to complete the task."