Is this a showman?
Duan Shu's white eyes were condensed into a straight line, and he looked at Xiao Yuhe with dangerous eyes. After all, he was so disgusted by his beloved, even if he knew that the other party was deliberately acting, he still couldn't let it go. The tender flesh on both cheeks stretched apart like the wings of a bat, and scolded with a smile: "The little fox is so naughty."
Xiao Yuhe's eyes were full of smiles, his eyes were curved like a pair of small crescent moons, he put his hands on Duan Shubai's big palms, and tried to open them, "Let me go."
Duan Shubai didn't let him go, and deliberately approached him, letting him smell his arms, arms and wrists, Xiao Yuhe backed up with his neck back, Duan Shubai stepped forward more and more, and asked in a low tone: " Do you smell it, does it stink?"
Xiao Yuhe hooked Duan Shubai's neck with a smile, kissed him on the lips, and comforted him: "It doesn't stink, it doesn't stink at all."
Duan Shubai pressed the back of his head and deepened the kiss, "Don't you still dare to dislike your husband in the future?"
"In order to rush back to see you, this general has taken care of himself, how dare you despise me."
Xiao Yuhe shook his head, "I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it, husband, I don't dislike you even after rolling around in the mud."
Duan Shu let out a sneer, and straddled his legs into the bathtub. Feeling playful, he scooped up a handful of water and poured it on Xiao Yuhe, who yelled "Ah" and ran away.
"You bastard."
Xiao Yuhe picked up his wet trouser legs, used superb positioning to touch Duan Shubai's back, picked up a bamboo spoon, filled it with water, and poured it on top of Duan Shubai's head in retaliation.
Duan Shubai had anticipated his actions a long time ago, in order to make his little husband happy, he honestly pretended to be a potted plant and obediently received several pots of water.
Xiao Yuhe was having fun, picked up his sleeves, and didn't care that his elaborate dress was already half wet, he walked over to help Duan Shubai pull the wet long hair back, his white fingers fell on the honey-colored shoulders, Xiao Yu Yu He massaged all the way down, and wiped some oil on Duan Shubai's chest muscles.
"Husband, I found that you have turned white."
Compared with when I swam in the water in May and June, when I went into the water every day, my skin was a few degrees darker than ripe rice husks, but now it is lighter than honey.
"Really?" Duan Shubai didn't care much about his skin color, "Perhaps it's because autumn and winter are white."
Xiao Yuhe held his hair in a bunch and lifted it up, and sniffed at the back of his neck. Duan Shubai moved away uncomfortably, "What are you doing? What does it smell like? Let me tell you, there is something really serious about this general. There is no other smell, you can smell it...you can probably only smell the fishy smell of the river, haha, you might feel that your husband has become a salted fish."
"Are you looking for the smell of salted fish? You have to get closer and smell it."
Xiao Yuhe patted his hand away with a smile, "What are you looking for that smells like salted fish? I suddenly thought of it, to find out if you have a powdery smell on your body. In the past few months, many people have sent a bunch of beauties here for you."
"For example, the younger sister of the chief of Jiuli, the number one beauty of Lanqian..."
Duan Shubai laughed when he heard the words: "Really? Then why didn't I see anyone?"
"You still want to see people? Dreaming!" Xiao Yuhe snorted softly through his nose, "I have already sent this bunch of beauties to the breeding farm to catch the little yellow ducks. Duck."
"Yes, yes, this general likes to watch beauties chasing yellow ducks, especially a certain beauty surnamed Xiao, wearing a yellow dress, holding a bamboo pole and twisting her buttocks, bouncing, this general looks at that back, I was so fascinated that I couldn't see her for a day, like three autumns."
"You!" Xiao Meiren, who can chase ducks, pinched General Duan's chest angrily.
Duan Shubai seized the opportunity to pat the little beauty's buttocks, and said with a smile, "Young lady."
"What's wrong with me being a jealous husband?"
"It's nothing, I just think it's not good for you to send people to the farm. Just ask people to throw them wherever they come from, and just say that the general won't accept them."
"Of course I will ask someone to send away those who are willing to leave. For those who refuse to leave, just obediently chase the ducks away."
"There is no one who will not stay on the ground under the eyes of this general. Yuhe, let me teach you. You just find two soldiers and lift her out of Xinyang City with both hands and feet. If she dares to come back, then carry her again." , if you still don’t want to go, then go to the military training camp, get up early for training, run and leapfrog in the morning, and feed the horses and firewood in the afternoon to serve the wild boars—”
Xiao Yuhe choked for a moment, this method must have gone too far. "After all, they are twins of women."
Duan Shubai said indifferently: "What about the daughters and the two sons, the women and the men are both human beings, and if they have exercised their bodies, they are also qualified laborers. Our Xinyang City has always been short of people."
Xiao Yuhe thought to himself: They came here because they wanted to treat others with sex and serve a certain general. Who wants to be a qualified labor force.
Of course Xiao Yuhe didn't say these words, he was afraid that Duan Shubai would reply casually: Serve me?It is the same as serving a wild boar or a horse.
Xiao Yuhe: The difference is huge.
"Let's drive them all out of Xinyang City tomorrow, so that I won't be upset. Hmph, let's see if anyone dares to send some little beauties here in the future."
Duan Shubai poured a spoonful of water on his shoulders, "You should have done this long ago."
Xiao Yu and Du Xin, he also wanted to deal with it in the same way, but his mother hugged him and advised him not to act according to his temper. If he didn't handle it properly, it would hurt the harmony between husband and wife.
"Yuhe, you are the lord of Shubai, what will people say about you if you drive those women away like this."
"People say that you are jealous and can't tolerate others, which is a hindrance to your reputation."
"Now Shubai treats you well, what if he listens to the gossip outside and has a gap with you over time?"
The more Xiao Yuhe thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, and angrily threw a towel on Duan Shubai's shoulder, "Then where are you in Yunzhou? Is there someone else behind my back? I heard that the girl in Yunzhou is fair and beautiful... "
Duan Shubai took a bath, and Xiao Yuhe, who was restless, asked a trivial question for a long time. He pulled out a towel and wiped his forehead. At this time, instead of comforting Xiao Yuhe, he said something cheap : "What if I really have one?"
After hearing his rhetorical question, Xiao Yuhe held his breath in his throat, and said in a cold tone, "If you don't mean it, I'll rest."
"If you dare to have second thoughts, I will take Xiao Tuantuan and leave. Anyway, there are other women Shuang'er who will give birth to you." Xiao Yuhe said in a strong tone, but his voice couldn't stop being hoarse, and he was unwilling to do so. The blinking eyes were adorned with watery light.
Duan Shubai heard the change in his tone, and secretly scolded himself for making a cheap joke, hurriedly stood up and coaxed him, "I was just talking nonsense, dear Yuhe, how could I have other people, my family Yuhe is number one in the world Great beauty, except for Xiao beauty, I don't like others."
"Really?" Xiao Yuhe looked at him fixedly.
Duan Shubai nodded sharply: "Of course it's true. Besides, the husband at home is too fierce, and he always said that he would take the child away. This general is afraid of guilt, so how dare he find other women."
After he finished speaking, he imitated the scholar on the stage and made a gesture of "little students are afraid of being afraid", successfully making Xiao Yuhe laugh.
Seeing him laughing, Duan Shubai laughed too, walked out of the tub, took a dry towel to wipe off the water on his body hastily, picked Xiao Yuhe up by the waist, hugged him and turned to the other side canopy bed.
Xiao Yuhe hugged his neck tightly, "What are you doing?"
"Knowingly asking."
Xiao Yuhe twisted his buttocks in his arms, unwilling, "There is still a banquet tonight, so we can't—"
Duan Shubai patted him lightly, "Hey, go and kneel down there, just once."
The room was surrounded by charcoal fire, it was not cold, Xiao Yuhe half pushed, Ruxue's legs knelt on the white jade blanket, and his upper body lay on the silk quilt, just obeying Duan Shubai's wishes.
Duan Shubai said it was only once, but after this one time, the previous bath was useless. He hugged the trembling little husband, and the two of them sat back in the bathtub and took a bath. In the bathtub that accommodated several people, Xiao Yuhe, whose body was trembling, was pushed into the water and bullied again.
When he came out of the water, Xiao Yuhe was too tired to open his eyes, Duan Shubai helped him get dressed, and the two of them took a nap on the bed together.
After Xiao Yueqing finished washing the dust, she changed into new clothes, which were still red, and she had a delicate silver hairpin of crabapple flowers on her hair. She stood in the yard and looked around. Did not stop her.
In the lotus pond in front, there are still a few dead lotuses, and the gray-yellow lotus leaves stand there gracefully. In such a cold wind, it adds a little poetic flavor. When I walked in, I saw a few red spots at the bottom of the pond. small fish.
A little further across the lotus pond, across the sparkling water and jagged rockery and green pavilions, and hidden by several big trees, is an exquisite small wooden building.
"This lotus pond was dug by our general for Madam. Madam likes lotus flowers..."
"The general is very kind to his wife."
"That's natural."
The servants in the mansion are carrying boxes of things into the warehouse. These huge boxes are all things that Duan Shubai brought back from the two states of Yunyuan, including the Cordyceps sinensis, matsutake, ginseng, ganoderma from Yunzhou... ... and various other precious medicinal materials, as well as the uncarved emerald agate jade that was specially brought back. Xiao Yueqing had never seen such a large piece of jade.
And several jade craftsmen brought back, specially used to make jade ornaments for the general's wife.
"The general also brought back a piece of fresh bear's paw, and Lao Li hurriedly processed it for the evening."
……
"Yueqing, what are you looking at?"
Xiao Yueqing walked carelessly and bumped into the second wife who came to look for her, "Mother, I'll just take a look."
The second lady smiled gently and touched her daughter's hand, "Yueqing, I have wronged you."
They came all the way from Xuanzhou, and they have long understood how powerful Duan Shubai is now. The four southern states of Yun, Yang, Yuan, and Xuan are all under the jurisdiction of General Duan. He can almost be regarded as one-third of the world. One of the lords of the country, they came from the north, so they naturally know the situation of the north and the south. The general used his troops like a god, and his soldiers were brave and invincible. They may climb up in a few years...
If it was his daughter and him, wouldn't they be...
The smile on the second lady's face became more and more gentle. Thinking of Ma Shuqin's proud face today, her smile became a bit ferocious. One day, she would trample Ma Shuqin under her feet.
"You and that General Duan..."
Xiao Yueqing thought of the handsome man holding Xiao Yuhe in her arms, her cheeks flushed immediately, she hesitated and said: "Mother, I think that general seems to like Yuhe cousin very much."
"Men all love beauty. Xiao Yu and that seductive little fox, Xiao Shuanger, can naturally please General Duan because of their appearance, but this kind of liking is superficial, and you are different."
"When General Duan fell in love with you at first sight, he wanted to ask the emperor to marry you, have you forgotten? You are the woman he loves the most. For men, what they can't get is always the best. Just now at the door, General Duan After staying on you for several times, he must still remember you in his heart."
The second lady took out the handkerchief and stuffed it into her daughter's palm, "You, take the initiative, cast a bait, and the fish will automatically take the bait."
Duan Shu's white eyes were condensed into a straight line, and he looked at Xiao Yuhe with dangerous eyes. After all, he was so disgusted by his beloved, even if he knew that the other party was deliberately acting, he still couldn't let it go. The tender flesh on both cheeks stretched apart like the wings of a bat, and scolded with a smile: "The little fox is so naughty."
Xiao Yuhe's eyes were full of smiles, his eyes were curved like a pair of small crescent moons, he put his hands on Duan Shubai's big palms, and tried to open them, "Let me go."
Duan Shubai didn't let him go, and deliberately approached him, letting him smell his arms, arms and wrists, Xiao Yuhe backed up with his neck back, Duan Shubai stepped forward more and more, and asked in a low tone: " Do you smell it, does it stink?"
Xiao Yuhe hooked Duan Shubai's neck with a smile, kissed him on the lips, and comforted him: "It doesn't stink, it doesn't stink at all."
Duan Shubai pressed the back of his head and deepened the kiss, "Don't you still dare to dislike your husband in the future?"
"In order to rush back to see you, this general has taken care of himself, how dare you despise me."
Xiao Yuhe shook his head, "I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it, husband, I don't dislike you even after rolling around in the mud."
Duan Shu let out a sneer, and straddled his legs into the bathtub. Feeling playful, he scooped up a handful of water and poured it on Xiao Yuhe, who yelled "Ah" and ran away.
"You bastard."
Xiao Yuhe picked up his wet trouser legs, used superb positioning to touch Duan Shubai's back, picked up a bamboo spoon, filled it with water, and poured it on top of Duan Shubai's head in retaliation.
Duan Shubai had anticipated his actions a long time ago, in order to make his little husband happy, he honestly pretended to be a potted plant and obediently received several pots of water.
Xiao Yuhe was having fun, picked up his sleeves, and didn't care that his elaborate dress was already half wet, he walked over to help Duan Shubai pull the wet long hair back, his white fingers fell on the honey-colored shoulders, Xiao Yu Yu He massaged all the way down, and wiped some oil on Duan Shubai's chest muscles.
"Husband, I found that you have turned white."
Compared with when I swam in the water in May and June, when I went into the water every day, my skin was a few degrees darker than ripe rice husks, but now it is lighter than honey.
"Really?" Duan Shubai didn't care much about his skin color, "Perhaps it's because autumn and winter are white."
Xiao Yuhe held his hair in a bunch and lifted it up, and sniffed at the back of his neck. Duan Shubai moved away uncomfortably, "What are you doing? What does it smell like? Let me tell you, there is something really serious about this general. There is no other smell, you can smell it...you can probably only smell the fishy smell of the river, haha, you might feel that your husband has become a salted fish."
"Are you looking for the smell of salted fish? You have to get closer and smell it."
Xiao Yuhe patted his hand away with a smile, "What are you looking for that smells like salted fish? I suddenly thought of it, to find out if you have a powdery smell on your body. In the past few months, many people have sent a bunch of beauties here for you."
"For example, the younger sister of the chief of Jiuli, the number one beauty of Lanqian..."
Duan Shubai laughed when he heard the words: "Really? Then why didn't I see anyone?"
"You still want to see people? Dreaming!" Xiao Yuhe snorted softly through his nose, "I have already sent this bunch of beauties to the breeding farm to catch the little yellow ducks. Duck."
"Yes, yes, this general likes to watch beauties chasing yellow ducks, especially a certain beauty surnamed Xiao, wearing a yellow dress, holding a bamboo pole and twisting her buttocks, bouncing, this general looks at that back, I was so fascinated that I couldn't see her for a day, like three autumns."
"You!" Xiao Meiren, who can chase ducks, pinched General Duan's chest angrily.
Duan Shubai seized the opportunity to pat the little beauty's buttocks, and said with a smile, "Young lady."
"What's wrong with me being a jealous husband?"
"It's nothing, I just think it's not good for you to send people to the farm. Just ask people to throw them wherever they come from, and just say that the general won't accept them."
"Of course I will ask someone to send away those who are willing to leave. For those who refuse to leave, just obediently chase the ducks away."
"There is no one who will not stay on the ground under the eyes of this general. Yuhe, let me teach you. You just find two soldiers and lift her out of Xinyang City with both hands and feet. If she dares to come back, then carry her again." , if you still don’t want to go, then go to the military training camp, get up early for training, run and leapfrog in the morning, and feed the horses and firewood in the afternoon to serve the wild boars—”
Xiao Yuhe choked for a moment, this method must have gone too far. "After all, they are twins of women."
Duan Shubai said indifferently: "What about the daughters and the two sons, the women and the men are both human beings, and if they have exercised their bodies, they are also qualified laborers. Our Xinyang City has always been short of people."
Xiao Yuhe thought to himself: They came here because they wanted to treat others with sex and serve a certain general. Who wants to be a qualified labor force.
Of course Xiao Yuhe didn't say these words, he was afraid that Duan Shubai would reply casually: Serve me?It is the same as serving a wild boar or a horse.
Xiao Yuhe: The difference is huge.
"Let's drive them all out of Xinyang City tomorrow, so that I won't be upset. Hmph, let's see if anyone dares to send some little beauties here in the future."
Duan Shubai poured a spoonful of water on his shoulders, "You should have done this long ago."
Xiao Yu and Du Xin, he also wanted to deal with it in the same way, but his mother hugged him and advised him not to act according to his temper. If he didn't handle it properly, it would hurt the harmony between husband and wife.
"Yuhe, you are the lord of Shubai, what will people say about you if you drive those women away like this."
"People say that you are jealous and can't tolerate others, which is a hindrance to your reputation."
"Now Shubai treats you well, what if he listens to the gossip outside and has a gap with you over time?"
The more Xiao Yuhe thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, and angrily threw a towel on Duan Shubai's shoulder, "Then where are you in Yunzhou? Is there someone else behind my back? I heard that the girl in Yunzhou is fair and beautiful... "
Duan Shubai took a bath, and Xiao Yuhe, who was restless, asked a trivial question for a long time. He pulled out a towel and wiped his forehead. At this time, instead of comforting Xiao Yuhe, he said something cheap : "What if I really have one?"
After hearing his rhetorical question, Xiao Yuhe held his breath in his throat, and said in a cold tone, "If you don't mean it, I'll rest."
"If you dare to have second thoughts, I will take Xiao Tuantuan and leave. Anyway, there are other women Shuang'er who will give birth to you." Xiao Yuhe said in a strong tone, but his voice couldn't stop being hoarse, and he was unwilling to do so. The blinking eyes were adorned with watery light.
Duan Shubai heard the change in his tone, and secretly scolded himself for making a cheap joke, hurriedly stood up and coaxed him, "I was just talking nonsense, dear Yuhe, how could I have other people, my family Yuhe is number one in the world Great beauty, except for Xiao beauty, I don't like others."
"Really?" Xiao Yuhe looked at him fixedly.
Duan Shubai nodded sharply: "Of course it's true. Besides, the husband at home is too fierce, and he always said that he would take the child away. This general is afraid of guilt, so how dare he find other women."
After he finished speaking, he imitated the scholar on the stage and made a gesture of "little students are afraid of being afraid", successfully making Xiao Yuhe laugh.
Seeing him laughing, Duan Shubai laughed too, walked out of the tub, took a dry towel to wipe off the water on his body hastily, picked Xiao Yuhe up by the waist, hugged him and turned to the other side canopy bed.
Xiao Yuhe hugged his neck tightly, "What are you doing?"
"Knowingly asking."
Xiao Yuhe twisted his buttocks in his arms, unwilling, "There is still a banquet tonight, so we can't—"
Duan Shubai patted him lightly, "Hey, go and kneel down there, just once."
The room was surrounded by charcoal fire, it was not cold, Xiao Yuhe half pushed, Ruxue's legs knelt on the white jade blanket, and his upper body lay on the silk quilt, just obeying Duan Shubai's wishes.
Duan Shubai said it was only once, but after this one time, the previous bath was useless. He hugged the trembling little husband, and the two of them sat back in the bathtub and took a bath. In the bathtub that accommodated several people, Xiao Yuhe, whose body was trembling, was pushed into the water and bullied again.
When he came out of the water, Xiao Yuhe was too tired to open his eyes, Duan Shubai helped him get dressed, and the two of them took a nap on the bed together.
After Xiao Yueqing finished washing the dust, she changed into new clothes, which were still red, and she had a delicate silver hairpin of crabapple flowers on her hair. She stood in the yard and looked around. Did not stop her.
In the lotus pond in front, there are still a few dead lotuses, and the gray-yellow lotus leaves stand there gracefully. In such a cold wind, it adds a little poetic flavor. When I walked in, I saw a few red spots at the bottom of the pond. small fish.
A little further across the lotus pond, across the sparkling water and jagged rockery and green pavilions, and hidden by several big trees, is an exquisite small wooden building.
"This lotus pond was dug by our general for Madam. Madam likes lotus flowers..."
"The general is very kind to his wife."
"That's natural."
The servants in the mansion are carrying boxes of things into the warehouse. These huge boxes are all things that Duan Shubai brought back from the two states of Yunyuan, including the Cordyceps sinensis, matsutake, ginseng, ganoderma from Yunzhou... ... and various other precious medicinal materials, as well as the uncarved emerald agate jade that was specially brought back. Xiao Yueqing had never seen such a large piece of jade.
And several jade craftsmen brought back, specially used to make jade ornaments for the general's wife.
"The general also brought back a piece of fresh bear's paw, and Lao Li hurriedly processed it for the evening."
……
"Yueqing, what are you looking at?"
Xiao Yueqing walked carelessly and bumped into the second wife who came to look for her, "Mother, I'll just take a look."
The second lady smiled gently and touched her daughter's hand, "Yueqing, I have wronged you."
They came all the way from Xuanzhou, and they have long understood how powerful Duan Shubai is now. The four southern states of Yun, Yang, Yuan, and Xuan are all under the jurisdiction of General Duan. He can almost be regarded as one-third of the world. One of the lords of the country, they came from the north, so they naturally know the situation of the north and the south. The general used his troops like a god, and his soldiers were brave and invincible. They may climb up in a few years...
If it was his daughter and him, wouldn't they be...
The smile on the second lady's face became more and more gentle. Thinking of Ma Shuqin's proud face today, her smile became a bit ferocious. One day, she would trample Ma Shuqin under her feet.
"You and that General Duan..."
Xiao Yueqing thought of the handsome man holding Xiao Yuhe in her arms, her cheeks flushed immediately, she hesitated and said: "Mother, I think that general seems to like Yuhe cousin very much."
"Men all love beauty. Xiao Yu and that seductive little fox, Xiao Shuanger, can naturally please General Duan because of their appearance, but this kind of liking is superficial, and you are different."
"When General Duan fell in love with you at first sight, he wanted to ask the emperor to marry you, have you forgotten? You are the woman he loves the most. For men, what they can't get is always the best. Just now at the door, General Duan After staying on you for several times, he must still remember you in his heart."
The second lady took out the handkerchief and stuffed it into her daughter's palm, "You, take the initiative, cast a bait, and the fish will automatically take the bait."
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