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University students generally don't have any qualifications to boast about, so the glorious history of high school and interesting things in life inevitably become a kind of talk.

People in a dormitory, no one knows you from all over the world, and no one is so ignorant as to verify whether what you say is true or false. After all, it is someone else's memory and has nothing to do with you. Even if it sounds exaggerated, take it as It's not interesting to listen to the jokes.

In the beginning, Liu Shen was the only one giving a passionate speech, and Lu Yu and Ju Lang were just audience members. When the three of them each had almost a bottle of beer, the atmosphere became lively, and gradually they began to chat. up.

Everyone knows that there will be no classes tomorrow on Saturday, so the waves will be even more unscrupulous.

Ju Lang suddenly opened his eyes, his mind went blank, and he stared at the ceiling for a while before he came back to his senses. From the looks of the decoration here, it seemed... It was a convenient hotel where they would stay in the dormitory if they played too hard.

Stretching out his hand to wipe his face, Julang felt a splitting headache and wondered how much he drank yesterday?Why did you break it yourself?

Not knowing what time it is now, Julang decided to turn over and continue to sleep for a while.

The hotel's curtains are very good at shading. Julang turned over and found that there was a person sleeping next to him.

The current situation is exactly the same as the beginning of that vulgar CEO novel. The protagonist wakes up leisurely, on a strange hotel bed, with a stranger sleeping next to him.

Ju Lang hurriedly lifted the quilt, the temperature of the air conditioner in the hotel was a bit low, so he wrapped the quilt back again.

He is now full body, with only a pair of underwear covering his body left.

who am i where am i what do i do

When Julang wants to scream too much, he turns into a squib.

The person next to him is not the president but he is better than the president. The person whose face is at least comparable to the president in the president's novel is sleeping soundly.

Ju Lang didn't need to turn over the quilt. From his side, he could already see that the "President" Lu Yu, who was covered with the same quilt, had almost taken off his clothes.

This... Julang felt it hard, but he didn't feel anything strange behind him.

There is no feeling of the sticky stuff in the novel that will flow out when you move it.

Could it be that he changed Lu Yu...Ju Lang's face from red to orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, more gorgeous than the neon lights at midnight, and finally the power supply was exhausted, the lights went out, and his face was ashen.

At this time, the three views in Ju Lang's mind were greatly impacted: "I always thought I was a straight man... It's fine if I'm not a straight man, but why did I become a man who is drunk, disorderly and sexually aggressive, who is not as good as a beast?" What's up?"

At this moment, he could understand why the first thing the protagonist in the CEO novels thought of when he woke up was to run away.

36 meter, go is the best plan.

The ancients were really far-sighted.

However, the giant wave did not go away.

They are all in the same dormitory, so where can we go?

Ju Lang lay there like this, looking sideways at Lu Yu who was sleeping next to him.

The number of times they share the same bed is no longer once or twice. Sometimes when everyone goes out to play together and there is not enough space, they will sleep in the same bed.

But there has never been a time like today when I suddenly felt that the person sleeping next to me was not Lu Yu, but a brand new person. Although that person had the same face as Lu Yu, Julang confirmed the star under the corner of his mouth. That little mole, that person is indeed Lu Yu.

This feeling was very strange, Julang stared at Lu Yu's right side of his face.

Lu Yu turned his body sideways, and now his face was facing Ju Lang's.

Ju Lang thought he was awake, but he didn't, Lu Yu still slept peacefully.

Looking at it like this, Julang's heart suddenly beat irregularly.

Just now he felt that the temperature of the air conditioner was adjusted to a low level, but now he felt that the temperature of the air conditioner was not low enough, otherwise he wouldn't feel the heat on his body.

Ju Lang suddenly made a decision in his heart.

The problems that had been bothering him for several days disappeared suddenly, and Julang's eyelids were in a serious fight.

When Julang woke up again, it was replaced by Lu Yu staring at him on the bed.

Seeing Julang suddenly wake up, Lu Yu was obviously frightened. She sat up uncomfortably as if she was being spotted by a voyeur, trying to cover up: "I... just woke up too..."

"I want it!" Julang said without end, "I want it!"

If you think about it in connection with the current situation, the body of the red alder fruit, the big bed in the hotel, and the lines of the bed scene, which are the same as those in the CEO's novel, all make people think about it.

However, this question should be solved in context.

Lu Yu knew what he was talking about and what he was responding to, he couldn't believe it, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

Ju Lang nodded and said affirmatively, "I want it!"

"Ahem, sorry, excuse me." Lu Yu knew how to solve the problem, but Liu Shen could only relate to the current situation!

"I'm here too..."

live in the moment 04

"When you want to violate the core values ​​of socialism, you should consider other people's feelings, okay?" Liu Shen rubbed his head, shyly: "He's still a child~"

After saying that, Liu Shen was stunned for a second, then yelled, "Where the fuck are my clothes?"

"I'm really...I'm really..." In horror, Liu Shen grabbed a corner of the quilt to cover his body, his pupils widened, like a little flower that had been ravaged shivering in the wind and rain, with a look of forbearance and love.

Only Liu Shen asked weakly: "I didn't join you last night, did I?"

At this moment, Liu Shen's weak and delicate appearance was only disgusting to Lu Yu, so he casually picked up the pillow at hand and threw it over, cursing: "Go to hell!"

Liu Shen's reaction was also quick, he raised the quilt to defend against the pillow attack.

Lu Yu turned his head and explained to Julang: "Yesterday he drank too much and vomited all over the floor. You probably vomited with him because you couldn't stand the smell. When you two vomited almost, I will hold you back." The two of you came to open the room, and the two of you slobbered all over me on the way, which made me have a strange smell."

"At this point, I can't let you go to bed with a strange smell, can I? I took off all our clothes and asked the front desk to come and take them away, and I cleaned them up for you all by the way."

The clothes of the three of them were sent to be washed, and Lu Yu called the front desk again. The front desk said that because they came at 03:30 in the morning and did not specify a time, they were at the back of the queue, and their basket had just been unloaded.

The three of them were naked and couldn't go out again. The power of the mobile phone was running out, and they couldn't charge it because they didn't bring a charging cable.

Ju Lang felt that he had a lot to say to Lu Yu, and the storm in his head was getting faster and faster, but because of the presence of a third party, it was inconvenient to say it.

What's more, in the room, three people, sitting naked and chatting, still feel a little uncomfortable.

So Julang turned on the TV, and the TV was tuned up to five channels, three of which were playing a drama called "Glory of the King". Ethical dramas are really lacking in interest.

In the end, they had no choice but to chat.

After all, in this situation, it is even more uncomfortable not to speak.

People who eat melons never care about when, where, and what situation the person is in. They always say what they think of, and Liu Shen is such a "qualified" melon eater.

Liu Shen asked: "After all, we are brothers in the same dormitory. If there is anything, I will tell you directly. Are you two done?"

Lu Yu glanced at Liu Shen unexpectedly.

No wonder Lu Yu was surprised, even Ju Lang felt that Liu Shen was a little different from before.

Liu Shen is a straight man, although his ability to perceive words and demeanor is not perfect, it is because he does not have cancer, and he never takes the initiative to gossip about other people's emotional problems.

Ju Lang heard him mention it once. It seems that his own sister became a third child without knowing it. Anyone with a clear mind would know that he should quickly get rid of the scumbag, and he didn't know that the scumbag gave sister Liu Shen What kind of ecstasy did you feed, what promises did you make for the Seventh World, sister Liu Shen knew that the other party was a married man, and she still had a heated fight with the scumbag, whoever tried to persuade you looked like you didn't understand true love, and in the end the scumbag The man's wife is very tricky and has transferred the property, and the scumbag is unwilling to leave the house.

Before, "I don't have any feelings for her at all, wait for me, I will definitely divorce this yellow-faced woman." Later, I lost my confidence and turned into "Actually, I still have feelings for her...not to mention Divorce is not good for children...", he went back to lick the "yellow-faced woman" in his mouth.

It smells so good.

Sister Liu Shen cried to death, and finally put an end to this love with a candlelight dinner.

She put a little potassium cyanide in the dinner, the scumbag died, and she got a reprieve.

When Liu Shen went to visit the prison, he asked her if she regretted it?

Regret to death.Sister Liu Shen replied that she regretted not chopping up the scumbag and feeding it to the dogs.

Ju Lang was very surprised when he heard that: "She really said that?"

"No, what she said was that she regretted losing her whole life for such a thing. Although she loves him, she may never find someone who can make her love like this in this life. She said that when she saw that person eating I regretted it, but it was too late. She still loves and hates this scumbag now, but when she calms down, she still feels that he is not worth her life."

In the end, Liu Shen concluded: "These feelings and loves are not clear to the parties, even if they are the parties, they may not be able to understand their own hearts at the time."

This time he asked such a question uncharacteristically, which is really rare.

Seeing that Ju Lang and Lu Yu were staring at him silently, Liu Shen touched his head and said uncomfortably, "Before, one of you chatted with me and the other stopped talking. up,