live fast travel
Chapter 41
For Durex, sell at least ten, and one will not be sold! "
"It's so troublesome?" Ju Lang complained, "And this is too much, right? Even if you use it seven times a night, you can't use so much? Then let me ask the unit price. If it's too expensive, forget it!"
"How much is that ten?" ’ Julang asked.
"Ten will cost the player ten prestige points, do you still want to buy it?"
"Is it so cheap? ”Julang waved his hand, quite aggressively: “Then buy it.It's okay to buy a hundred! 』
"Then do players need to buy one hundred fluorescent specials for Durex?"
[Book of the Undead]: Terrible, I just went to pour some water, why did Langlang buy a hundred of them when I came back?What did I miss?
[Young woman writing]: Didn't you say that prestige points should be spent wisely?
"Buy, buy, buy, it's not expensive anyway, at worst, it can be used as a water bomb for watering, and it can be regarded as a weapon." 』
"Please read the purchase terms, issue a password, and purchase."
The reading terms given by the system are at least fifty pages long, and the terms are densely packed together.
When Julang saw so many words, his head grew bigger, and he agreed directly: "Buy." 』
"Prestige points are being deducted for the player, cluck—the player has successfully purchased [-] fluorescent specials for Durex. If there is a problem with the quality of the product, it can be replaced, but it cannot be returned. Please pay attention to it."
A pack of small purple boxes fell from the sky, just falling into Ju Lang's palm.
"Don't look at the small box, there are a hundred pieces in it! When players use it, just open the lid and take it out."
After Julang got it, the front outer packaging is the same as the picture.He turned the purple box sideways, and the description on it was very strange.
In order to let the audience in the live broadcast room see the explanation clearly, Ju Lang read it word by word.
"It does not need to be charged,
It will shine by itself.
become a round sun,
Light up the long night. 』
"How should I put it, I suspect that this game didn't hire a screenwriter... Why are these slogans and manuals so silly? There is no trace of language polish..."
[The man playing the lyre]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ubadbad!What if people are pursuing this straightforward and popular feeling? !
[Roman nobleman holding a bust of his ancestors]: How bright is it like the sun?Wouldn't it be a blind eye to bring it to that place?
Julang unpacked it on the spot, and took a copy in the mall and tore it open.
It's a pity that the lights in the mall are brightly lit, and the effect cannot be seen.
"Okay, let's see how bright it is when we get a chance.Let's see what else we can buy. 』
"Sorry, after modification, in each world, if there is no mall purchase coupon, players can only open the mall once and place an order at a time."
"What? Ju Lang's eyes widened, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" 』
"There is this clause in the purchase terms. When the player reads the terms, there is no doubt. When confirming the purchase, the system thinks that the player has already known and agreed to the terms."
"..." It was indeed my fault for not carefully reading the terms and conditions. What else can Julang say?
"Thank you player for this consumption. I wish you the best luck in the game after you get the props."
"..." Julang found that he could still recite my Buddha's mercy silently in his heart.
The weight of the back pack lightens a little.
"What kind of hot chicken stuff do you all bring?"Compressed biscuits?And why do they all have the same taste?Really boring. ”Little Sun held something in his hands, while disgusted, “I don’t even have a box of luncheon meat, alas, you!What's in your backpack?Take it out and show me a look. 』
These words were obviously addressed to Ben Kesi.
Ben Kesi let go of the hand holding the huge wave, and planned to take off the backpack on his body.
Ju Lang remembered the content of the mission, how could Ben Kesi hand over the bag to Little Sun, although it is estimated that no one would want these books, but what if they were broken during the tugging, and it would be counted as a mission failure?
Julang was quick to wit, he lifted his foot in the opposite direction, thinking about where he kicked.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he got into his soul, Little Sunny threw down the knife and covered his crotch, ignoring other things, screaming in pain.
Julang squatted down and wanted to pick up the weapon discarded by Little Sun, but he didn't want to pick it up and see, where is this a knife?
Going up the handle, the top is divided into four parts. No matter how you look at it, this is a fork.
For a moment, Julang felt that he couldn't hold back his face, and was threatened with a fork. No matter how he said it, it was too embarrassing.
"You're amazing, aren't you?ah? 』Ju□□Ben Kesi helped his backpack zip up, and walked to the little sun who was paralyzed on the ground.
The little sun who fell to the ground was obviously not convinced, his eyes were fierce, and his mental body also slipped out.
A big fat orange cat bared its teeth and arched its back, all the hair on its body was blown up, and its tail stood up straight.
Seeing the orange cat as fat as a mango trying to put on a fierce posture, Ju Lang almost burst out laughing, but he held back.
Ju Lang squinted his eyes, imagining the villains in the TV series he had watched before, trying to make himself look super fierce, and said to Little Sun: "Don't be convinced, now that the fork is in my hand, be honest, otherwise I can't guarantee that this fork won't come to you.Do you still think this or that about stealing people's things?I want to see what baby you have! 』
"You hold the fork, if he moves you will fork him!" ” Julang wanted to adopt the fork to Ben Kesi, “I’ll check him for anything. 』
Said it was a body search, but in fact Ju Lang just patted the opponent's pocket lightly.
Little Sun's pockets are flat and empty.
Ju Lang stood up and clapped his hands, thinking to Ben Ke, "Let's go." 』
After walking a long way, Julang asked, "Do you have paper and pen?" 』
Ben Kesi nodded, and took out a pad and a 2B pencil from his pocket.
Ju Lang flipped through the pages casually, trying to find a blank page.
The brown paper-sealed book has been half used, and there are a lot of things drawn in it. Ju Lang never expected that the latest few pages of the book are full of drawings of himself.
I don't know when Ben Kesi drew the sketches. The line drawing was randomly drawn with a few strokes, and it seemed to be drawn very quickly. After painting, it is quite vivid.
Ju Lang didn't mind being a model in someone else's painting, he took a quick look, and directly opened the book to the last page: "You don't mind if I write it at the end?" 』
Ben Kesi shook his head: "It can be torn off. 』
Ju Lang picked up his pen and scribbled on the paper: {It is said that people from the outer city have come in, but I haven’t seen many?Why didn't I see anyone from the fourth district on the road, where did they go?Is there some kind of secret sanctuary in the district? }
"With so few people, it's not because the game production team is too lazy to model?" Ju Lang complained privately.
Ben Kesi nodded, but shook his head again, Ju Lang couldn't figure out what he meant, so he handed the pen to Ben Kesi.
Ben Kesi took the pen: {Yes, but we'd better not go. }
Only the last question was answered.
{why? }
{Many people.There are many things. } Ben Kesi wrote succinctly, {Let's go home and see. }
{You are crazy!Isn't there someone at home? }
{gone. }
{Where won't they ambush? }
{Who would have thought I would go back? }
Julang emmm spent a long time: {This is not certain. }
Benx added, {My house has a basement.There is an emergency contact device there. }
{So we can only go back? }
Ben Kes nodded.
So they began to walk back step by step.
As he walked, Ju Lang remembered one thing: "Wait a minute!Then why are you running with your book? 』
Since I knew I was going back, why did I run with my books on my back?
Isn't this taking off your pants and farting-isn't it superfluous?
Love and Fear 10
"Of course, let them believe that I have escaped!" ’Ben Kesi lowered his voice and explained in a whisper.
"Then why don't you bring one or two books?" 』
"That's too fake. Now these books can no longer be bought. If you don't take them with you or only take one or two books with you, doesn't it feel like taking a vacation? 』
"No," Ju Lang reminded sincerely, "I don't think a normal person would take a book with him when he was running. 』
"how could be?Those scientific researchers will definitely bring their own scientific research materials!It was their hard work for so many years. If it was gone, wouldn't it mean losing their lives? Ben Kesi disagreed, "What's more, I brought not only books, but also my notebook.Things like painting are more random, and I am very satisfied with some paintings, and I may not be able to paint that feeling again in my whole life.If I don't take these things with me now, I'm afraid I won't see them again. 』
The giant wave was silent.
Thinking about it, it seems that this is indeed the case.You can't ask others for your own ideas, everyone's situation is different.
At this time, those who choose to bring this kind of thing, it is better to say that their desire to survive is so strong that it is idealized, right?
I can't throw it away, I still want to continue to do it, take them with me, and when I settle down, I can continue. If I throw them away now, there will be nothing left.
Sometimes life is not the most important thing for a person. Some things are equal to life, and even more important than life.If a painter is forced to destroy his work, it may be worse than killing him.
"And the contact information is in the book. 』Ben Kesi saw Julang stopped talking, and comforted him.
"No, I just feel to myself, alas... I don't know how to say it. 』Ju Lang was in a complicated mood.
Ben Kesi looked back at Julang: "You can perceive other people's
"It's so troublesome?" Ju Lang complained, "And this is too much, right? Even if you use it seven times a night, you can't use so much? Then let me ask the unit price. If it's too expensive, forget it!"
"How much is that ten?" ’ Julang asked.
"Ten will cost the player ten prestige points, do you still want to buy it?"
"Is it so cheap? ”Julang waved his hand, quite aggressively: “Then buy it.It's okay to buy a hundred! 』
"Then do players need to buy one hundred fluorescent specials for Durex?"
[Book of the Undead]: Terrible, I just went to pour some water, why did Langlang buy a hundred of them when I came back?What did I miss?
[Young woman writing]: Didn't you say that prestige points should be spent wisely?
"Buy, buy, buy, it's not expensive anyway, at worst, it can be used as a water bomb for watering, and it can be regarded as a weapon." 』
"Please read the purchase terms, issue a password, and purchase."
The reading terms given by the system are at least fifty pages long, and the terms are densely packed together.
When Julang saw so many words, his head grew bigger, and he agreed directly: "Buy." 』
"Prestige points are being deducted for the player, cluck—the player has successfully purchased [-] fluorescent specials for Durex. If there is a problem with the quality of the product, it can be replaced, but it cannot be returned. Please pay attention to it."
A pack of small purple boxes fell from the sky, just falling into Ju Lang's palm.
"Don't look at the small box, there are a hundred pieces in it! When players use it, just open the lid and take it out."
After Julang got it, the front outer packaging is the same as the picture.He turned the purple box sideways, and the description on it was very strange.
In order to let the audience in the live broadcast room see the explanation clearly, Ju Lang read it word by word.
"It does not need to be charged,
It will shine by itself.
become a round sun,
Light up the long night. 』
"How should I put it, I suspect that this game didn't hire a screenwriter... Why are these slogans and manuals so silly? There is no trace of language polish..."
[The man playing the lyre]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ubadbad!What if people are pursuing this straightforward and popular feeling? !
[Roman nobleman holding a bust of his ancestors]: How bright is it like the sun?Wouldn't it be a blind eye to bring it to that place?
Julang unpacked it on the spot, and took a copy in the mall and tore it open.
It's a pity that the lights in the mall are brightly lit, and the effect cannot be seen.
"Okay, let's see how bright it is when we get a chance.Let's see what else we can buy. 』
"Sorry, after modification, in each world, if there is no mall purchase coupon, players can only open the mall once and place an order at a time."
"What? Ju Lang's eyes widened, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" 』
"There is this clause in the purchase terms. When the player reads the terms, there is no doubt. When confirming the purchase, the system thinks that the player has already known and agreed to the terms."
"..." It was indeed my fault for not carefully reading the terms and conditions. What else can Julang say?
"Thank you player for this consumption. I wish you the best luck in the game after you get the props."
"..." Julang found that he could still recite my Buddha's mercy silently in his heart.
The weight of the back pack lightens a little.
"What kind of hot chicken stuff do you all bring?"Compressed biscuits?And why do they all have the same taste?Really boring. ”Little Sun held something in his hands, while disgusted, “I don’t even have a box of luncheon meat, alas, you!What's in your backpack?Take it out and show me a look. 』
These words were obviously addressed to Ben Kesi.
Ben Kesi let go of the hand holding the huge wave, and planned to take off the backpack on his body.
Ju Lang remembered the content of the mission, how could Ben Kesi hand over the bag to Little Sun, although it is estimated that no one would want these books, but what if they were broken during the tugging, and it would be counted as a mission failure?
Julang was quick to wit, he lifted his foot in the opposite direction, thinking about where he kicked.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he got into his soul, Little Sunny threw down the knife and covered his crotch, ignoring other things, screaming in pain.
Julang squatted down and wanted to pick up the weapon discarded by Little Sun, but he didn't want to pick it up and see, where is this a knife?
Going up the handle, the top is divided into four parts. No matter how you look at it, this is a fork.
For a moment, Julang felt that he couldn't hold back his face, and was threatened with a fork. No matter how he said it, it was too embarrassing.
"You're amazing, aren't you?ah? 』Ju□□Ben Kesi helped his backpack zip up, and walked to the little sun who was paralyzed on the ground.
The little sun who fell to the ground was obviously not convinced, his eyes were fierce, and his mental body also slipped out.
A big fat orange cat bared its teeth and arched its back, all the hair on its body was blown up, and its tail stood up straight.
Seeing the orange cat as fat as a mango trying to put on a fierce posture, Ju Lang almost burst out laughing, but he held back.
Ju Lang squinted his eyes, imagining the villains in the TV series he had watched before, trying to make himself look super fierce, and said to Little Sun: "Don't be convinced, now that the fork is in my hand, be honest, otherwise I can't guarantee that this fork won't come to you.Do you still think this or that about stealing people's things?I want to see what baby you have! 』
"You hold the fork, if he moves you will fork him!" ” Julang wanted to adopt the fork to Ben Kesi, “I’ll check him for anything. 』
Said it was a body search, but in fact Ju Lang just patted the opponent's pocket lightly.
Little Sun's pockets are flat and empty.
Ju Lang stood up and clapped his hands, thinking to Ben Ke, "Let's go." 』
After walking a long way, Julang asked, "Do you have paper and pen?" 』
Ben Kesi nodded, and took out a pad and a 2B pencil from his pocket.
Ju Lang flipped through the pages casually, trying to find a blank page.
The brown paper-sealed book has been half used, and there are a lot of things drawn in it. Ju Lang never expected that the latest few pages of the book are full of drawings of himself.
I don't know when Ben Kesi drew the sketches. The line drawing was randomly drawn with a few strokes, and it seemed to be drawn very quickly. After painting, it is quite vivid.
Ju Lang didn't mind being a model in someone else's painting, he took a quick look, and directly opened the book to the last page: "You don't mind if I write it at the end?" 』
Ben Kesi shook his head: "It can be torn off. 』
Ju Lang picked up his pen and scribbled on the paper: {It is said that people from the outer city have come in, but I haven’t seen many?Why didn't I see anyone from the fourth district on the road, where did they go?Is there some kind of secret sanctuary in the district? }
"With so few people, it's not because the game production team is too lazy to model?" Ju Lang complained privately.
Ben Kesi nodded, but shook his head again, Ju Lang couldn't figure out what he meant, so he handed the pen to Ben Kesi.
Ben Kesi took the pen: {Yes, but we'd better not go. }
Only the last question was answered.
{why? }
{Many people.There are many things. } Ben Kesi wrote succinctly, {Let's go home and see. }
{You are crazy!Isn't there someone at home? }
{gone. }
{Where won't they ambush? }
{Who would have thought I would go back? }
Julang emmm spent a long time: {This is not certain. }
Benx added, {My house has a basement.There is an emergency contact device there. }
{So we can only go back? }
Ben Kes nodded.
So they began to walk back step by step.
As he walked, Ju Lang remembered one thing: "Wait a minute!Then why are you running with your book? 』
Since I knew I was going back, why did I run with my books on my back?
Isn't this taking off your pants and farting-isn't it superfluous?
Love and Fear 10
"Of course, let them believe that I have escaped!" ’Ben Kesi lowered his voice and explained in a whisper.
"Then why don't you bring one or two books?" 』
"That's too fake. Now these books can no longer be bought. If you don't take them with you or only take one or two books with you, doesn't it feel like taking a vacation? 』
"No," Ju Lang reminded sincerely, "I don't think a normal person would take a book with him when he was running. 』
"how could be?Those scientific researchers will definitely bring their own scientific research materials!It was their hard work for so many years. If it was gone, wouldn't it mean losing their lives? Ben Kesi disagreed, "What's more, I brought not only books, but also my notebook.Things like painting are more random, and I am very satisfied with some paintings, and I may not be able to paint that feeling again in my whole life.If I don't take these things with me now, I'm afraid I won't see them again. 』
The giant wave was silent.
Thinking about it, it seems that this is indeed the case.You can't ask others for your own ideas, everyone's situation is different.
At this time, those who choose to bring this kind of thing, it is better to say that their desire to survive is so strong that it is idealized, right?
I can't throw it away, I still want to continue to do it, take them with me, and when I settle down, I can continue. If I throw them away now, there will be nothing left.
Sometimes life is not the most important thing for a person. Some things are equal to life, and even more important than life.If a painter is forced to destroy his work, it may be worse than killing him.
"And the contact information is in the book. 』Ben Kesi saw Julang stopped talking, and comforted him.
"No, I just feel to myself, alas... I don't know how to say it. 』Ju Lang was in a complicated mood.
Ben Kesi looked back at Julang: "You can perceive other people's
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