Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

November 1, X

sunny

I thought that since that guy said he would block me, he would ignore me for at least three to five days, but I didn't expect that just one day later, he took the initiative to call me.

I was in a meeting so I didn't pick up his call and put my phone on silent mode.

I don't know if that guy misunderstood something. When I came out of the conference room and turned on the phone again, the screen was full of his missed calls.

A colleague next to me saw it and asked me with a smile if I had a girlfriend.

emmmmmmm, which girl has such sand sculptures as him?In less than an hour of meeting time, he actually called me 23 times!

But I thought about it again, although this guy is usually out of tune, he never said something insignificant during my working hours.

Was he in trouble?

Not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, I dialed the guy's phone number immediately after returning to the office, but unexpectedly his mobile phone was shut down...

That guy... something really happened, right?

November 1, X

sunny

I decided, I must block that sand sculpture before blocking me!

o(≧mouth≦)o is really annoying!

Yesterday I thought he was kidnapped, and I blamed myself so badly.Turns out that guy got drunk at the party? !Also accidentally dropped the phone into the water? !

emmmmmmm why doesn't this guy just drown himself in the water (╯=□=)╯︵┻━┻

I was afraid that he might have something to hide, so I tried to calm myself down and asked him why he called me so many times.

Seriously, if this guy gave me a reasonable reason, I wouldn't be so angry.

However, he actually told me that it was because he was showing off to others and no one would believe me, so he made a special phone call to verify.

QUQ Yesterday, because I was worried that he didn't sleep well all night, I waited for 24 hours to report to the police, and it turned out to be such a farce!

I really want to blow his dog's head off!

But having said that, he was just rejected by the Sakura girl, and he went to hunt for beauty so quickly.

Truly a scumbag!

November 1, X

cloudy weather

When I got home today, the sand sculpture was already asleep on my sofa.

I was so mad that QAQ just remembered to block him on social accounts, but forgot to take back the door key.In order to prevent this guy from breaking into the empty door while I was away next time, I decided to take the key back, so I reached into his pocket.

Seriously, the contents of his pockets are eye-opening, I never imagined that so much stuff could fit in such a small pocket.

Not to mention mobile phones, bank cards, money, etc., this guy actually puts printed tissues in his pockets.

It is the kind of printed tissue paper that junior high school girls like most!

Given that he had just been chasing a 19-year-old Sakura girl not too long ago, I reasonably suspect this guy is hooking up with a younger girl.

Alas... sin!

Since I didn't find the key, I changed my pocket and looked through it, only to see something even more incredible.

He actually put a condom in his coat pocket...

He should be commended for carrying a condom with him, but putting it in a coat pocket is a bit too much, isn't it?

Isn't he afraid of accidentally bringing things out when he takes them?Or that he was ready to pick up his gun anytime and anywhere?

Holding the condom in my hand, I looked at the sand sculpture in front of me with a complicated expression.

Just then, he woke up.

He looked at the condom in my hand and looked at me with a subtle expression.

I waited for him to give me a reasonable explanation, but unexpectedly this guy lowered his head shyly.

Hehe, this guy actually knows what it means to be shy?