Today is also very Marysu

Ling Hao's whole body was stiff, and the two of them changed their pants in front of other people in the restaurant. Thinking about this scene, it was already very bad!And the other party will also sit down to eat later, if the other party slides down, it will be unsuccessful and time-consuming; if the other party can, there is no reason why he can't sit down.

"Change, change, it's okay." Yi Hao didn't know the psychological process of the other party, and now his brain is all yellow.

"Don't change! Don't take off my pants!" Ling Hao directly twisted the opponent's arm and pressed it to the ground, using his strength to prove to the opponent that the reality cannot be beaten, and the same is true in the system.

"Aww! System system! Can you make me stronger!"

[Sorry, only when performing scene tasks, your strength will be a little stronger than the opponent's strength according to the original description. 】

[If you want to improve in reality, it is recommended that you bring in snacks during special training, which can extend the time of physical training. 】

"Okay, you shut up. My dear, let go, it hurts!"

As soon as Ling Hao let go, the opponent immediately rolled out of his attack range and sat up.

"Ahem, I think so. You see, your request is to sit down gracefully, but I didn't ask for it, I just sit down, so I can use all kinds of contorted postures!"

"That won't work either." Ling Hao gritted his teeth, "If you keep babbling, the time will pass." What to change, if you take off your pants, you don't know when to put them on.

"Oh." Yi Hao sat on the ground aggrieved, watching Ling Hao try to sit firmly on the chair.

After trying several times without admitting defeat, Ling Hao finally found a balance point.After confirming that he could find the balance all at once, Ling Hao pressed the "Yes" button.

Ling Hao stood back at the table, while Yi Hao was thrown out by the system.

Taking a deep breath, Ling Hao sat on the swing steadily.He was relieved that Xitong didn't give a failure reminder.Accustomed to the various weird reasons given by the system, Ling Hao originally thought that he would be stuck on the word "elegant" this time. It is obvious that the previous "enchanting lazy waist" left too much psychological shadow on him.

At this time, the door was pushed open, and Yi Hao walked in, walked gently to a distance of two meters in front of him, and made a gesture of Xizi holding his heart.

"Oh! My dear~ your eyes just..."

"Pfft." Ling Hao couldn't hold back the laughter. Following the failure of the system prompt, Ling Hao laughed out loud, and slid to the ground again because of the excessive range of motion.

Sitting on the grass, Ling Hao didn't care about the discomfort of the swing, and asked curiously, "Is this given by the system? Or did you write it yourself?"

The other party was silent for a while, and replied: "I wrote it myself. The system doesn't care about the content, as long as the number of words is enough."

"How many words?"

"Fifty."

"Hahahahahahaha, it seems that I take good care of you."

Yi Hao, as a person who has passed the score card for every composition, also thinks so.

"What is your task this time? I think it's better for me to know in advance, otherwise I will laugh again." At this time, Ling Hao was very envious of the other party's facial paralysis skills. This kind of thing was written by himself. Hilarious and shameful, almost public execution.The other party can still read it with a blank face, but he only needs to laugh for a while longer.

"I need to come in when you are seated, read a love poem, and finally sit down and stare at you while eating buns."

"That's similar to what I saw, but I was asked to take a small bite, and I don't know how small a small bite is. It feels like we will get stuck there." His intuition told him that there must be a strange request for this point.

"Try it slowly, then start." After Yi Hao finished speaking, he pressed to start again.

Facts have proved that it was too early to worry about the size of the steamed stuffed bun, and Ling Hao got stuck directly at the love poem.The love poems written by Yi Hao are well-behaved and a little bit vulgar, which hits his obsessive laughter.

When they failed again, music sounded above their heads.

"It's the alarm clock." Yi Hao glanced at the time display in the corner, it was 04:30.

"You set your alarm so early?"

"I wanted to make steamed stuffed buns and cook porridge for you in the morning. But I guess it will be too late, so let's cook instant noodles today."

Yi Hao likes to cook since he was a child, and it's not that his elders can't do it well. He just likes to cook, and he likes to think about it, so his level is quite high.

After missing a delicious meal, Ling Hao pursed his lips, obviously frustrated.

"It's okay, I'll read it to you now, until you stop laughing. A joke won't be funny after you hear it too many times."

"Ah."

"What if I stop laughing after laughing too much this time? Hahahaha! Don't hit me!"

"What's the matter with you today? You don't have any desire to survive at all. You're just blah blah." Ling Hao rolled up his sleeves, planning to beat someone up, "Why don't you try hard to cure your facial paralysis."

"I've tried my best. Don't you think my love poem just now is particularly full of voice and emotion?"

Ling Hao raised his head to recall, then shook his head frankly.

After a moment of silence, Yi Hao said aggrievedly, "Okay, I'll continue reading love poems to you."

So the two started practicing, one trying not to laugh and the other working hard to express emotions, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

After about ten minutes, both of them felt that they were ready.

"It's almost there. If we don't start again, Director Lin will call and curse again later." Yi Hao squeezed the other party's hand to cheer himself up.

horrible!Ling Hao trembled, Ling Hao said hello, and pressed the confirmation button.

Taking a deep breath, Ling Hao sat down with a stiff body and cautiously. After picking up the chopsticks, he watched his lover walk a few steps away, reciting love poems with emotion.

"He has an expression!"

"Uncle Lin may weep with joy after seeing it!"

"The thousand-year-old iceberg finally thawed in front of the camera!"

Ling Hao firmly held the chopsticks in his hand, and forced a wave of barrage in his mind to divert his attention.

I really want to laugh, I didn't expect my husband to be a comedian even after he had an expression.

Seriously!Can't laugh!Laugh again and do it all over again!

Fortunately, when Ling Hao was about to lose his temper, Yi Hao finally finished reading the love poem he wrote.

Watching the person walk to sit opposite him step by step, Ling Hao squeezed his chopsticks, picked up a bun, looked at him with a smile, and took a bite.

!!!

Because of the smell, the two of them stuck at the same time, and heard the error message without any surprise.

Ignoring the reminder, Ling Hao reluctantly picked up another custard bun, took a bite, and then tried the crayfish again.

"System system system!"

【Come, come, come! 】

"Didn't you say that your nutrient solution has various flavors?"

[Yes, it has the taste of sesame oil, soy sauce, and basically all the flavors of seasoning.I think you have the same here, it should be about the same...] The system is not very sure at the end, after all, Ling Hao reacted so much.

"It's not... I," Ling Hao stammered, "You can't just eat the seasoning, can you?"

Is this a human being?

[Is the taste so bad?I can't eat it, it's all researcher's settings. 】

"It's weird, who would eat only the seasoning, a mouthful of sesame oil, a big mouthful of salt, would be dead."

[Can't die!Think about it, when you cook, you add a lot of seasonings together to make it taste delicious, but if you eat raw dishes, it doesn’t taste good.I see that people on our side are drinking a few bottles of nutritional supplements, and it seems to be quite delicious.Otherwise, you chew your buns and elbows together? 】

Pooh!