After I was pregnant, I was spoiled by the scumbag.

Where is the sister?

This is only two months pregnant, how can you tell whether he is pregnant with a boy or a girl?

Seeing that Gu Ran was speechless, Li Xin hurried up to rescue him,

"What kind of sister do you want? Do you want to go to heaven?" He hooked Ah Wang's little nose, pretending to be serious, "Kids, don't always care about these useless things. How are you doing in kindergarten today?"

Ah Wang still looked at him indifferently, and did not speak.

Thinking that her tone had frightened her son, Li Xin coughed twice and said softly, "Why don't you speak?"

Ah Wang stared at him, "Daddy."

Li Xin: "Huh?"

Ah Wang looked disgusted, "You are so childish."

Hearing this, Li Xin froze in place,

After a while, a question mark slowly appeared above his head.

WTF?

He is childish?

He was called childish by his three-year-old son who had just entered the kindergarten class? !

in just a few minutes,

Li Xin felt like a pot of boiling water, unable to express the hot anger in her stomach, her whole body was hot and her face was flushed.

In the end, I couldn't bear it any longer.

"Gu Xinran, I'm your father! How dare you call your father childish! Are you itchy?" Li Xin pointed at herself, extremely aggrieved, "You little bastard, you have no conscience."

Ah Wang seemed to be aggrieved, and the corners of his eyes drooped, "Why is Dad so upset?"

Li Xin got even angrier, "Should I be happy?"

"The teacher said that naive children are very cute." Ah Wang stared at him, "Daddy is very cute, so Daddy is very naive."

Hearing what his son said, Li Xin's anger instantly extinguished.

He changed into a different person almost in the blink of an eye, and the young man's mood improved visibly, squinting his eyes and smiling happily, "Is that so? Hahahaha, Ah Wang is so good."

Gu Ran watched from the side, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

indeed,

It's a cute childish ghost.

Li Xin asked again: "Then did you obey me in kindergarten?"

Ah Wang nodded obediently, "Be obedient."

"Did you bully your teachers and classmates?"

"No."

Putting on a super cute pose completely.

So good that Li Xin doubts life.

"Daddy, I've already answered so many of your questions." Ah Wang blinked, "Should you answer my questions too?"

Li Xin was thinking about whether she should believe her son's words, and without thinking too much, she replied casually: "Ask."

Ah Wang asked curiously, "How do adults give birth to children?"

As soon as this question came out, Li Xin couldn't catch her breath and choked in her throat.

"How did dad give birth to a child?" Ah Wang persisted in asking, as if he didn't see his little dad's embarrassment.

Children's curiosity is always very strong.

It's not like Li Xin didn't think about it before, if the children ask him these questions in the future, how should he answer.

After all, male birth is a special case all over the world.

If he seriously explained it according to scientific principles, he would not be able to say it.

Li Xin put on a straight face, thinking deeply for a while.

"That's it."

Ah Wang's eyes were shining, and he stared at him motionlessly.

Li Xin glanced, just in time to catch a glimpse of the watermelon that Aunt Song had cut on the table next to her.

He had a flash of light,

"You popped out of a watermelon." Li Xin explained in a serious manner: "Different colors of watermelon flesh mean that children of different genders can pop out. The watermelon you popped out has a red flesh, so it is a boy. .”

Ah Wang: "...?"

I'm young, don't be a donkey to me.

"Don't believe it?" Li Xin moved the chair and sat on it, as if she wanted to give him a good science education.He picked up the pen and paper, and smiled meaningfully, "Let me draw the specific process for you? If you still don't believe me, I can still take out the melon rind that you smashed when you made your voice."

The expression on his son's delicate face completely turned into suspicion of life.

Li Xin raised her eyebrows, clumsily twisted the pen twice between her fingers, the tip of the pen landed on the paper, just about to write something,

The cell phone in the living room rang,

Aunt Song's voice came from far downstairs, "Xiao Xin, come to answer the phone, it's Teacher Ah Wang's call."

Holding the pen tip with a little force, Li Xin raised her eyes, and her eyes flicked around her son's face.

No other strange expressions were seen.

He put down his pen, got up,

"I'm going to answer the phone." Li Xin dragged Mr. Gu, pointing at his son, "Look at him, don't let him move around."

/ / /

Gu Ran held back his laughter and worked very hard.

It wasn't until Li Xin left that he couldn't bear it anymore, he lowered his head and let out a muffled laugh.

Seeing that Ah Wang was still blinking and looking at him with big dark eyes, Gu Ran pinched his face, half-smiling and half-annoyed, "Teasing your little dad on purpose? Huh?"

His face hurt from being pinched, Ah Wang raised his little hand and slapped him away,

"My dad is naive. I went to the kindergarten with him. I walked seriously, but my dad kicked stones while walking." A Wang frowned like a little adult, cute and cute, "He said he wouldn't let me bully the teachers and teachers. Classmate, I am still bullying Uncle Wu Lie!"

"I'm not wrong, he's just naive." Ah Wang muttered in a low voice.

Gu Ran snorted and laughed, "He's a childish ghost."

Ah Wang: "Yes!"

"You are a childish ghost." Gu Ran pressed the corner of his mouth, "Don't make fun of your little dad in the future."

"Otherwise, I'll tell your teacher about you secretly pulling your deskmate's pigtails."

His words are more effective than what Li Xin said just now.

Ah Wang hurriedly covered her mouth, not daring to say another word.

But as if thinking of something else, Ah Wang blinked, reached out and tugged at the corner of Gu Ran's clothes,

Gu Ran raised his eyes and looked at him suspiciously.

"Then, big dad, what little dad said just now, is it true that I jumped out of a watermelon?" A Wang stared at him seriously, "If it's true, will my sister also jump out of a watermelon? come out?"

Gu Ran: "..."

Ah Wang: "I am a red melon, so will my sister be a yellow melon?"

Gu Ran: "..."

Not knowing how to explain it, Gu Ran frowned, and hummed in confusion.

Ah Wang mistakenly thought that he had got the answer, and suddenly realized.

Gu Ran wanted to explain something more, but before he could say a word, he heard footsteps on the stairs outside the door.

Li Xin ran up the stairs almost all the way, and pushed the door angrily.He pursed his lips tightly, and as soon as he entered the room, he locked his eyes on Ah Wang who was still obediently sitting at the desk and doing homework.

"You little bastard." He rushed over with a meteor step, trying to grab Ah Wang's clothes.

Unexpectedly, Ah Wang flashed past him like a little loach, quickly climbed onto the bed, and jumped to the other side.

"Still running?" Li Xin was furious, "Stop and don't move, your father, I will teach you well today."

Ah Wang grinned.

He didn't laugh much all day, but now that his father chased him and beat him, he laughed instead.

Li Xin was so angry that she couldn't beat her.

He was just about to jump onto the bed with him, but Gu Ran hugged him again, carried him from the bed to the chair, and held him firmly in his arms.

Gu Ran sighed, "Be more honest."

"Don't worry, let me go, I will pay attention to my stomach, I must teach this little bastard a lesson today!" Gritting her teeth, Li Xin rolled up the notebook on the table, looking like she was going to fight her son for three hundred The posture of the round.

Just now, he received a call from A Wang Kindergarten teacher.

This brat actually made a female teacher in their class cry!

This child was obedient and obedient when he was at home, and he also resembled Gu Ran's quiet and indifferent temper.After leaving the house, although there were times when I got into trouble with other older children, the latter never came to file a complaint.

Originally thought that this child was quite worry-free, except that he was not very talkative and had a lot of bad water in his stomach.

nothing else

As a result, he was given such a big surprise on the first day of school.

Gu Ran asked: "What's going on?"

"The teacher on the phone told me that it was Ah Wang who laughed at a female teacher, and that female teacher was said to be crying." Slowly, Li Xin also calmed down, "As for how he laughed, he didn't elaborate."

Ah Wang was aggrieved, "I didn't!"

Li Xin's words froze, and he glanced at him angrily, "Really?"

"Really!" Ah Wang said confidently, "I'm a child, how could I make the teacher cry?"

Li Xin: "..."

Okay, you are a child, are you right?

"The teacher broke up in love today and complained to our teacher. I just sat by and listened for a while." Ah Wang explained [-], "I didn't say anything!"

Li Xin: "Oh."

"..." Ah Wang pursed his lips, "I just said one thing."

Li Xin: "What did you say?"

"I said," Ah Wang stared at the ground and muttered almost like a mosquito,

"I said, you are miserable."

Li Xin swore that he was really angry.

But he really couldn't help laughing when he heard a three-year-old kid say this seriously in front of him.Li Xin turned her head to one side, covered her mouth and secretly laughed for a long time, tears almost came out of her laughter.

He really sympathized with that female teacher,

What evil did you do in your previous life, but in this life you met such a devilish child as your own son,

Breaking up in love is tragic enough, but to be told the truth by a three-year-old child,

It was so miserable.

He laughed and laughed, the atmosphere has changed.

It's not easy to chase after to teach his son a lesson, Li Xin only gave some oral education in the end.

Then he stared at Ah Wang and finished writing a few math problems for the kindergarten class.

However, until before going to bed, Ah Wang stared at him curiously, as if he had something to ask.

Li Xin didn't even have to think about it,

It can be guessed that the child is still thinking about his sister.

"Ah Wang, it's the same for my father to give birth to boys and girls. Whether it's a younger brother or a younger sister, they are all relatives of Ah Wang. You can't dislike him just because he is a younger brother?" Speaking of which, Li Xin asked casually, " If there is really an extra brother, is Ah Wang happy?"

Ah Wang remained expressionless, "Happy."

Li Xin smiled, "What if there are good things in the future?"

"It's all mine." Ah Wang snorted heavily, "The older brother should give way to the younger sister, and the younger brother should give way to the older brother."

Li Xin: "?"

Ah Wang: "Daddy must work hard to grow watermelons with yellow flesh!"

Li Xin: "???"

He was just trying to make a joke,

But why did the development of things seem to be a bit unexpected?

"Dad said, we all jumped out of watermelons." It didn't sound like a lie at all.Ah Wang even called Gu Ran, who was in the study next door, to testify, "Daddy, did you say that?"

After being called, Gu Ran knew what the big and small were discussing.

"Yes." He replied, "Why?"

"Then Daddy also jumped out of the watermelon?"

Gu Ran: "Yes."

"What about little dad?"

Li Xin refuses to admit that he is the chosen one who jumped out of the watermelon.

He retorted very righteously: "No!"

Ah Wang's big eyes were instantly full of doubts, "Why?"

Li Xin also looked serious, as if he was really explaining a very important mystery,

"Because I grow melons."

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