[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Big Brother, Big Brother! Help me!"

Lin Jiaojiao and Steve went out for a run and exercise, but a person suddenly bumped into him from a corner.

Steve subconsciously blocked, and the man let out an "Aw", and rushed to the street smoothly. However, while the other party rushed to the street, he was still muttering non-stop.

Lin Jiaojiao first took two steps back, and when she heard some familiar pronunciation, she couldn't help but stepped forward to listen.

As a result, guess what she heard—

"Marxism was founded by Marx and Engels and developed by their successors to oppose capitalism. A scientific theoretical system with the goal of building socialism and realizing communism is a science about the liberation of the proletariat and mankind... "

Lin Jiaojiao: ...Shocked!

"Why are you carrying this thing?!" She couldn't help asking him.

Unexpectedly, the man lay on the ground and hugged her thigh, crying bitterly: "Boss, hiccup, in terms of... class attributes, please, hiccup, Marxism is proletarian, proletarian... 噫 噫 噫 噫, let go Hiccup, let me go!"

The man was full of snot and tears, while begging for mercy, he was carrying something that made Lin Jiaojiao very familiar and frightened - Ma Yuan!

I thought that I would not need to touch this thing when I went to a foreign university, but the other party was still reciting it in broken Chinese intermittently.

Lin Jiaojiao tried to break free from his hand, but failed.

She had no choice but to squat down gently and ask him, "What's wrong with you...?"

"Wow, big man, Marxism is the proletariat's struggle for self-liberation and the whole of mankind... Big man, big man, as long as you undo the spell for me, I will never rob again! I was wrong, I really know wrong!"

The man hugged her calf, and when he was about to cry several times until he passed out, he suddenly trembled all over his body, tried to stare at the dark circles under his eyes, and carried Ma Yuan on his back with "vigorous" energy again.

This scene made Lin Jiaojiao suddenly think of the emoji she used before - [I am drunk alone, and I will memorize seven or eight books together.jpg]

She hurriedly looked at it, only to find that the emoji hadn't expired strangely.

So this rookie robber was forced to memorize Ma Yuan for a long time? !

Lin Jiaojiao: ...What, what kind of coquettish operation is this!

She quickly canceled the emoji package, and the man suddenly went limp and fell to the ground, unconscious.

Lin Jiaojiao was startled: "What happened to him?!"

Steve squatted down, touched her, and comforted her: "It's okay, I should have fallen asleep with exhaustion."

"I'd better call an ambulance..."

However, the people on the ground seemed to have heard Lin Jiaojiao's "ambulance" and struggled to wake up: "Don't, don't call an ambulance, I... I'm just... too sleepy!"

Before the words fell, the other party tilted his head, fell asleep on the ground with the stone pier in his arms, and snored a little.

Lin Jiaojiao: ... Well, as long as you are happy.

Out of respect for each other's opinion, Lin Jiaojiao and Steve bypassed him and continued running.

The air in New York is very fresh in the morning, and it seems even better to exercise with someone you like?

……not at all!

She stood with her hands on her hips, staring at Steve angrily: "...so I only ran half a lap and you already ran two laps, why should we run together?"

Steve rubbed her head: "I slowed down, but if you can't run fast, then I will run behind your back?"

Before Lin Jiaojiao could react, she was suddenly hugged and sat on his arm by Steve, like a father hugging a child.

Lin Jiaojiao sat on his strong arms, hugging his neck in a mess in the wind: ... Who am I?where am I?What kind of magical boyfriend did I have?

But her boyfriend was running too fast, and she only felt the cold wind hitting her face.

Just when she thought that her face was going to be frozen by the cold wind, Steve finally reacted and slapped her face with a slap, saying it was to shield her from the wind.

Lin Jiaojiao: ...

"...you put me down and I'll watch you run, thank you!"

Steve grinned and bared his teeth: "It's okay, I can continue to run."

Lin Jiaojiao pulled his hands off her face, widened her eyes, and said angrily, "It's not about whether you can continue to run, but I don't want to be hugged by you..."

I don't know what Steve had imagined, the bright smile on his face disappeared, and he was dejected, like a disappointed golden retriever, even the golden hair on his head was much dimmed.

He looked at Lin Jiaojiao helplessly: "Do you despise me?"

Lin Jiaojiao silently covered her nose: ...Ah, hey, Captain, you made a foul!Kiss, malicious showmanship is prohibited here!

She turned to the sad and expectant Steve, opened her mouth, and the words of refusal remained stuck in her throat.

After a long time, she finally opened her mouth and said with difficulty: "Forget it, what do you like..."

As soon as this sentence was said, Lin Jiaojiao saw the expression on the other party's face clear up for a second.

Lin Jiaojiao came to her senses now: Wait, you lied to me just now? !

But what was promised could not be refused.

Lin Jiaojiao, who was dumped with a cold face, secretly decided in her heart, next time, next time!She must!Don't be fooled by Steve's handsome face!

Hold your chest up and hold your claws.jpg

Out of the corner of Lin Jiaojiao's eyes, she suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar figure, and subconsciously looked over, "Peter?"

The person who came was the little spider who was always full of energy.

However, except for today, his expression was dull, and he stumbled as he walked, as if he had suffered a huge blow.

Just when Lin Jiaojiao thought he was going to hit the electric pole, Peter went around strangely.

Hearing Lin Jiaojiao calling him, he just greeted Lin Jiaojiao casually, and left in a hurry, as if there was a beast chasing him behind him, even Lin Jiaojiao and Steve shouted He didn't even stop.

"What's wrong with him? Such a shocked look?" Steve was also very surprised when he saw Peter's appearance.

Lin Jiaojiao shook her head: "I don't know."

However, after a few minutes, the confused two finally understood the reason.

Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane were hugging and kissing fiercely on a park bench.

Lin Jiaojiao: ...? ? ?

She rubbed her eyes, always feeling that this world is a bit unreal.

"Steve, did I read it wrong?" Lin Jiaojiao's voice was a little fluttering.

Steve: "…No, you didn't."

"So... Peter ran away crying after seeing this scene?"

Steve Forehead: Those are some adjectives.

But when he thought of Peter's performance just now, Steve couldn't say what she said was wrong.

However, the movement between the two of them was probably a bit loud. The two people on the bench had separated, looked at Lin Jiaojiao, and still greeted her warmly.

Gwen Stacy put her arms around Mary Jane, kissed the corner of her mouth, and then turned to look at Lin Jiaojiao: "Linda, why are you here?"

Suddenly Lin Jiaojiao scratched her head when her classmate stuffed a big bowl of dog food: "Ah, come here with my boyfriend for a morning run."

"Congratulations!" Upon hearing this, Mary Jane got up from Gwen's arms and winked at her: "Linda, your boyfriend is so handsome! We thought you would be with Parker!"

Emma, ​​this topic is not right!

Lin Jiaojiao felt her hand being held tightly by Steve, and she sensed something was wrong, so she hurriedly changed the topic: "How is that possible! Peter and I are just good friends."

"Let's not talk about us. At the beginning, the classmates thought that one of you would be with Peter?"

Gwen pulled Mary Jane back into her arms with a smile, intertwined her fingers, and said softly, "Maybe we finally found out that each other is true love!"

This time, without Lin Jiaojiao mentioning it, Gwen and Mary Jane took the initiative to open up the chatterbox, talking endlessly about the process of the two being together.

Both of them had a good impression of Peter before and hoped to win Peter's favor, but a few days ago on the car back, the two fought again, and finally decided to go to the bar to have a showdown.

Lin Jiaojiao blinked, and said in disbelief, "Could it be a fight for wine?"

Mary Jane nodded with a smile, and continued to add: "She can drink as much as I do. She got drunk together, and then went to bed together... After waking up, I found that we actually like each other, not Peter, so it's a matter of course. Together!"

"It's probably true love from arguing?" Gwen smacked her lips and concluded.

Lin Jiaojiao & Steve: ...

#On what it feels like to be a rival in love#

"Then I have to congratulate you! Being together is not easy, cherish it!"

After holding back for a long time, Lin Jiaojiao could only hold back this dry sentence, but just after she finished speaking, she heard a familiar voice from behind——

"Wow QAQ, so you think so!" Peter, who didn't know when he left and returned, cried again (?) and left.

Lin Jiaojiao & Steve: This is embarrassing...

"Cough, Peter..." Faced with this situation, even Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane were at a loss.

"It's okay, you don't have to worry!"

Feeling that the situation is getting more and more complicated now, Lin Jiaojiao held her boyfriend's hand and was about to leave: "Steve and I went to comfort him and left first."

"Okay, goodbye! Be careful on the road!"

At the same time, Lin Jiaojiao could only silently send a cool(?)

Lin Jiaojiao wanted to comfort Peter, but unfortunately he ran too fast, so she could only put the words of comfort in a text message and send them to him.

Of course, as a "good" friend, Lin Jiaojiao also asked him to talk about what kind of fairy experience it was like to have two girls whom she liked and liked because he was together.

Peter, who saw the text message: ... Pooh, the plastic boat of friendship is leaking as soon as it says it is leaking!

Then, Peter rushed into Stark Tower sadly. He didn't see Banner's staring eyes and his movement to stop him. He picked up a glass of water on the table and poured it down his throat.

"Pfft—cough, cough, what is it, why is it so sour?!"

The corner of Banner's mouth twitched: "This is my lemonade..."

It's so sad, why is it so difficult for him to lose weight with lemonade, one or two like to grab his lemonade!

Peter: …After drinking a glass of super sour lemonade, I feel even sadder QAQ!

At this moment, Stark didn't know where to know what happened to Peter, and couldn't help touching Peter's little head.

Just when Peter felt that there was still someone who cared about him in the world, he heard the "considerate" Mr. Stark suddenly burst into violent laughter.

Peter put on a blank face: K is completely O, isn't it just one day, friendship and love collapsed across the board!What's the big deal? !