【Double Black】As You Like It

"Who?"

Nakahara Chuya naturally didn't know what anyone was unwilling to do, and when he heard this, he thought it was some weird supernatural power, but when he thought about it carefully, Dazai Osamu's supernatural power was passive, and basically there was no such thing as an effect on him. The ability to function, so after he propped himself up from the bed, he asked, who is it, why are you unwilling, do you know what's going on with your body temperature?

But the other party just smiled at him, saying that it's okay, I guess it will be fine in two days, and then told him, it's nothing, just an unimportant person, which made him unwilling to go.

After I finished speaking, I pulled him and said, I am so cold, come in and warm me up.

As soon as he touched the bed, it was too cold, so he wanted to go downstairs to look for a warm water bottle or something.But Osamu Dazai started yelling and acting like a spoiled child, pretending to cry and being a baby, like a rascal rolling over and over on the bed.

Zhong Yuanzhong was already expressionless, and he just watched the three-year-old giant baby work.

I couldn't do it anymore, lying on the bed and watching him, he groaned and lifted the quilt, patted the bed board vigorously, and then spread out his hands, making a welcoming gesture like the receptionist of the hotel staff posture.

Chuya Nakahara asked if you still wanted to eat, Osamu Dazai said I'm not hungry, you go to bed, hurry up!Then he started to slap the bed board again, making a loud noise.

"Okay, okay, don't take pictures, I'll come when I change clothes, good luck."

Nakahara Zhong also walked to the closet and began to take off his outer suit, stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror and untied his tie, put watches and other things on the table, even took off his red shirt and replaced it with a The cat t-shirt I wore last night.

He didn't feel uncomfortable changing clothes in front of Osamu Dazai, after all, when he was 15 years old, the two lived together in a dormitory and even squeezed into the same bathtub when taking a shower, let alone just changing clothes.

He said to the person on the bed, get up and make room for me.Osamu Dazai immediately shrank back inside, pursed his lips and smiled brightly, and even propped up the quilt himself to invite him in.

After Zhongyuan Zhong also lay down, the other party moved around like an excited chick. He pressed the person down and said that he was still sleepy before he stopped moving. The body temperature gives people warmth.

Osamu Dazai stuck to him like a dog's skin plaster, shouting that I'm so cold, come closer, and at the same time wrapped his arms around his waist without letting go.Zhong Yuanzhong also said that your hug was too tight and loosen up, but this person refused to answer as if he hadn't heard it.

"You can't do this?? Why do you feel colder than before?"

"It's said that someone wants to make trouble, don't care about him."

"Who?! If it's the culprit who made your body temperature drop, how can you ignore him! Tell me clearly!"

"It's really nothing, oh, trust me, I don't care about him, just let him be incompetent and furious, and it will be fine after a while."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin against the top of his head, the height gap happened to be in this position, and Nakahara Nakaya grabbed the man's hair and said, "You are not allowed to carry you hard for me. This man always likes to solve it alone.And the person in front of him blinked his eyes and said 'um--', then smiled and rubbed his side face, saying ok, ok, it's really all right, why do you care about me so much?

"I don't care about you, it's just that it sucks that you died in my house."

"Okay, I know you care about me, so let's go out tomorrow."

"I told you I don't care about you!!——How can you go out like this!"

"You see, I'm so cold that I must go out to bask in the sun. We happened to make that commission together."

When he said this, the other party's face was pressed against his, and it was as cold as a water bag. This is the reason. Zhong Yuan thought about it and asked, "Is it appropriate for me to follow the commission of your detective agency?"

"It doesn't matter if it's suitable or not. It's just a commission to find something. Let's go together."

He pushed the man's cold face away, and they were lying on the same pillow, and Dazai used a coaxing tone to lure him out together. After thinking about it for a while, he felt that it would be okay for this man to bask in the sun and take a walk. Okay, so I said, okay, then I will go with you.

Osamu Dazai cheered softly, then put his arms around him and said, why do you smell of alcohol and other perfumes on your body, nagging and counting, you have to ask him to blame, he was so annoyed that he covered the other's mouth and Said that the place is a wedding scene, how could there be no such things? Stop making trouble, let me tell you, then Dazai Osamu stuck out his tongue and licked his palm, after licking him, he let go like holding some hot potato, and glared at the other party glance.

"What are you doing!"

"Licking you."

I didn't have much trouble sleeping at night, but Dazai Osamu felt uncomfortable and tossed and turned, and Nakahara Nakara didn't sleep well, so he had to get up from time to time to see what was wrong with this person.

Occasionally, the body was so cold that I felt like I was going to pass out, but Dazai Osamu never really lost his mind. He held the other party's hand and said, "Why don't I take you to the hospital?" But the other party started to explain to him what happened thing.

"Ah, it's just that there is someone who is unwilling, so he just tormented me. It's okay, it's just a stress reaction. You can see that my [Disqualification in the World] must be fine, and it will be fine in two days."

I always feel that I have said half and half of what I said, and I can't tell whether it is true or not, but Osamu Dazai really looks uncomfortable, and Nakahara Chuya didn't ask the truth, and hugged the person in his arms in an attempt to give him some warmth.

But the result is that Osamu Dazai is not hot, but his body is cold.

When I woke up in the morning, it seemed that it was not as cold as it was at night, and it looked a little better.Including this person is much more energetic than in the middle of the night.

After he got up and washed up, he went down to make breakfast, and Osamu Dazai found two sets of clothes at some point, and said, let's go out in these.

He poked his head out of the kitchen and took a look. It was just the casual clothes that are popular nowadays. He didn't care what he usually wore. He nodded and said yes, and brought out the prepared omelet rice.

In fact, there is nothing confidential in the documents of the Armed Detective Agency, just looking for something and where, Nakahara also asked if we should drive, but after Osamu Dazai threw the document to him, he looked at the addresses on it and felt that driving There is no need, so I said forget it, let's go.

Fortunately, it is now the end of summer and it is not so hot anymore.

He took a rough look at the document, and didn't say what it was, just said where to get it.He threw the documents back, and the two of them put the dishes in the dishwasher, changed their clothes, and went out.

Those two clothes are different styles of the same brand and the same series. After wearing them, they look like couple clothes. Osamu Dazai happily flicked his sleeves to look left and right, and Nakahara took out a pair of clothes from his pocket. A cigarette smoked while walking.

The place written on the document entrustment was actually not far away, and it took a while to arrive. It was not a big deal for the two of them to take a long distance, so they walked for a while.

Osamu Dazai seemed to be full of curiosity about everything outside, looking here and there, Nakahara Nakata walked without turning his eyes, anyway, even if Osamu Dazai walked away for a while, he would come back by himself.

After smoking a cigarette, he just wanted to say to the person who came back behind him, don't bother me to find a passing lady to die for love, but when he turned around, he saw this person holding two ice cream cones in his hand, and handed one of them to the person. over him.

"What are you talking about finding other women to die in love, you are slandering me."

He really didn't expect Osamu Dazai to buy ice cream, and even brought him one.Somewhat unexpectedly, Chuya raised his eyebrows. To be honest, Nakahara Chuya's first reaction was that this thing was poisonous, but he raised his eyelids and looked at the face of the other party, so he took it and held it in his hand.

"You're screwed if I get mustard or chili or something in it, you know?"

"Eat well and eat as you like, it will be absolutely fine."

So the two of them walked on the streets of Yokohama while licking vanilla-flavored cones. There were people coming and going, and they were dressed as usual, so they were not recognized by the passing port mafia. come out.

"Are you going to send it back to the Armed Detective Agency after you find it? I don't think the client left a name. How do you find someone?"

"It shouldn't matter. Let's see what it is first. If necessary, let Dun Jun come and get it."

"You are really good at instigating people."

"There's no way. As a junior, it's only natural for Dun-jun to help his seniors."

"Is there a senior like you?"

"Yes, am I not?"

Osamu Dazai was poor with him, so he didn't take it seriously. The two of them walked for a while and almost reached the place. It was a small alley with old houses in Yokohama on both sides.

A little girl ran towards Zhongye, Central Plains, with a basket on her shoulders, and there seemed to be no passers-by around. He stood there and watched the little girl trot, then raised his head and asked him.

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Chuya?"

He was a little surprised why a child would recognize him, but he still nodded, thinking what kind of play was this?As a result, he smiled at him, and then took out a red flower from the basket.

"A certain gentleman asked me to give it to you."

He didn't accept it at first, but asked the child if this is the standard place on the folder. The child nodded and still kept his arms raised. There was no way but Nakahara sighed and took it from the girl. pass.

"Which sir?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sound of drumming around him, and when he turned around suddenly, he found that the windows of the entire old street were open, and the people who jumped out of it were either blowing trumpets or holding The gong was played, and then the doors also opened, and people came out one by one from inside, beating drums on their backs in a row.After the drums are gone, the violin is played. Behind the viola, there are violas, cellos, guitars, basses, and harps. In the end, there are pianos and other large instruments placed on carts, forming a circle around the two of them. Circle, playing "Ode to Joy".

Others started pulling banners, blowing trumpets and firing salutes towards the sky. Zhongyuan Zhong was also surprised what he was going to do, and even wondered if some blind enemy was planning to play tricks with him here. The little girl who started to send him flowers was lifted onto a very high platform, opened a piece of paper for the two of them, and began to read aloud to them with a loudspeaker on her mobile phone.

"Zhongya! I treat you like a tractor going up a mountain, vigorously. My hand was scratched, and you scratch it too, so that we are a couple. Don't rely on me to spoil you, you deliberately do whatever you want. In your previous life, you must It’s a carbonated drink, right? Why do I get effervescent when I see you? Are you blind? You hit my heart, have you gained weight recently? Why do you hold more and more weight in my heart?… ..."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ? ?

But the little girl was still holding a horn, and she said these words.And he was startled, who the hell is reading a love letter to him here like a gong and a drum? ?

And this look is definitely not the fault of the little girl, there must be someone behind the arrangements.

With this posture, the buildings on both sides were sprinkled with flowers and covered with red cloth, those who didn't know thought there was a happy event somewhere.

Holding a flower in his hand, he looked at Osamu Dazai, and found that the other's face was not only shocked, but had been distorted into an expression that could not be described in words, which made people feel heartbroken just looking at it.

The two of them looked at each other and could obviously read the words in each other's eyes-what the hell did it.

Then the love letter was read to the end.

"The firecrackers are ringing on the night of the New Year's Eve, and I don't think about you as much as I think about you. Don't you feel tired? You have run around my world several times. I am nine, you are three, except you, or You, look, I have a handful of soil in my hand, do you want to plant it in my hand?"

At the end, the little girl finally took a deep breath and yelled the last sentence into the loudspeaker.

"The above are all lies to you! I'm going to die just writing these words, so thank you Dade! Are you very happy!"

Nakahara Chuya threw the half-eaten cone in his hand into the trash can, and walked towards Osamu Dazai, he looked at him with a shocked expression, 'I rely on this person to really do such a thing ' expression waved at him.

"Wait, I can't explain that I definitely didn't do this!"

"You didn't do it, who else did it, you tell me!"

"My love words are definitely not so crude!"

"Damn, how can it be considered not soiled?!"

Osamu Dazai ran away with his head in his arms, and Nakahara Chu rolled up his sleeves and chased after him.

"You stop for me!"

"It's really not me! I swear!"

"Who else could it be if it wasn't you Dazai Osamu?!"

"Anyway, it's not me, Dazai!"

He rushed forward and pressed the opponent against the wall with a hammer, cursing while hammering, completely oblivious to his face as red as a boiled crab, while Osamu Dazai struggled to say that I really didn't really ah!Then he said at the top of his voice, that love words are too rustic for me to say!

"Did you say that?! It was said by the little girl!"

"I can't even write it down!"

Osamu Dazai seemed to see his face that was so red up to the neck, he opened his eyes wide and asked in shock, isn't it Chuya, this level can seduce you? !And he covered his face with his arm and yelled of course not!Then he kicked the opponent and was about to leave.

The people behind quickly caught up, grabbed his arm and didn't let go, and said no, no, stop, I tell you, you can't be moved because of this!He was so angry that he didn't look back and shouted that I was not fucking moved!Osamu Dazai said that you are not moved, you look back at me, I told you that you can't do this, and listen to what I told you, you are attracted to me!

"Isn't it all written by you? What are you doing!"

"The previous one is not considered that, it's too low-level!"

"Why are you still not low-level?! Sure enough, you admit that you are playing with me?!"

"I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense! Fuck, you can't react so much to the previous one! You forget it!"

Nakahara Chuya thought, I'm not angry yet, why are you angry?But why didn't he get angry when he didn't think he should be angry?He was still holding the rose in his hand. After they had been fighting for so long, the flower had wilted, but it also revealed what was wrapped inside.When he took it out, he found a key inside. There was a label on the key, with the number of the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency written on the front and Osamu Dazai's name on the back.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ?

"Why did you give me your dorm key??"

He asked the person behind him, but he found that the other person was hesitant to speak, unable to speak and swallow, and then answered after waiting for a while.

"Oh, I see, it must be because I lost the key and didn't know it, but the good-hearted people knew that I lost it and pointed me to get the key. Come and give me the key when I'm done. I won't— —”

This person wanted to reach out to grab the key before he finished speaking, and Nakahara Chu also instinctively felt that there was a problem, so he dodged it.

"No, I think you have a problem."

"What's wrong with me??"

"Tell me, are you playing with me this time?!"

"I didn't?!" Osamu Dazai poked his neck with disgust on his face, "How could I make such a cheap confession! God—I'm shocked, okay? Is his brain squeezed by the door??"

"Do you know who the client is?"

Osamu Dazai immediately shut up, with a look of disgust almost overflowing, the other party seemed to be whispering something to himself, and then said firmly, "I don't know."

"I really don't know each other, and Zhongye hurriedly forgot, it must be some kind of weird idiot following you who is interested in you and then ambush us to make a confession, let me tell you about this kind of thing. Just forget it when you go home, don’t forget it, if you want to hear it, I can talk to you after I go back—”

Before the last word 'word' could be uttered, Zhong Yuan blushed and punched him back. He was so anxious that he felt that something was wrong. He couldn't tell whether it was shame or anger. Where to put it, it is to call Dazai Osamu a jerk, a green mackerel, a nuisance, and an annoying spirit.

"Shut up, don't speak!!"

"Then you are not allowed to blush, why are you blushing with such rubbish love talk?!"

"Shut up!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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You should be able to see that this commission was specially arranged by Wu Zhenzai to disgust the leader when he was in Italy.

But the posture of confession is still wrong. In the end, I actually wanted to cover it up and say that I was lying. Oh, what kind of elementary school students chase people.Pointing and sighing.