【Double Black】As You Like It
Chapter 51
When Nakahara Zhongya opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the ceiling. The decoration on it was quite gorgeous, and there was a crystal chandelier hanging in the center.He just woke up with a bit of a fuzzy mind at first, blinking his eyes and staring at the chandelier for a while, and finally remembered something and wanted to lift the quilt on his body and get out of bed to see what happened to Osamu Dazai.
As a result, as soon as he got up, he felt a sharp pain in his waist. Reflexively, he reached out and touched the clean bandage, and then a sigh came from beside him.He thought it was the enemy just about to attack, when he saw a corner of the familiar pink kimono, he turned his head and found Koyo Ozaki sitting by his bed, looking at him with raised eyebrows, with a look of "brat, what do you want?" What are you doing?" His expression was full of ridicule.
He also didn't react for a while, and then realized that he was taken away by the Hong Kong gangsters.The other party reached out and pressed his shoulders and pushed him back into the bed forcefully, but Nakahara Nakaya just wanted to know how Dazai was doing.The eldest sister who had taught him for many years naturally knew what he was thinking, and said after helping him tuck the corners of the quilt.
"Mr. Dazai is fine, and a doctor has been arranged."
"Then his injury—!"
"The injury is fine. The accompanying doctor has already taken out the bullet. It didn't hurt the heart and lungs. Afterwards, the back bone was pierced by the bullet and it was completely torn apart. In other respects, you just need to rest." Ozaki Koye said these words to him softly. , Tell him Dazai Osamu is actually fine.Nakahara also knew that the other party would not lie to him, but he was worried that a certain person's heart would not let go because of these words, he still wanted to take a look while clutching the quilt with his fingers, but it was not good for Koyo Ozaki to sit here run out.
And the person in front of him must have understood his thoughts, the bright beauty in kimono smiled at him, then took an apple from the side and peeled it for him.
"You, don't worry, I won't lie to you, Dazai-kun is really fine now, lying in another room."
"Is he awake?"
"I woke up earlier than you. After all, Chuya's injury is more serious than yours."
"Is that so?"
He lay on the bed and gripped the quilt tightly with his fingers. In fact, he almost lost his memory of what happened afterwards, because he had already almost passed out.As for Koye Ozaki sitting next to him, besides taking care of him because of caring, the other reason is to communicate with him about the content of this mission.
It’s not long, from the time he landed in Italy to now sitting in the clothes sent by Hong Kong and Heiwei, it’s actually been almost a week, but this week is more thrilling, and it also involves Osamu Dazai, and The other party is also a member of the Armed Detective Agency, so he still needs to know the follow-up content, so that he can hand in a report after returning.
"At that time, you really scared the servants to death. Fortunately, Mr. Dazai blocked the bullet for you. If we landed a little later, or Mr. Dazai failed to escape, maybe you would not be able to save him. "
"It's not that exaggerated..."
"Of course." The beauty in the kimono gave him a blank look and continued: "You are already in a half-open state of [dirty], although the consciousness is still there, it is almost obliterated by the ability, and the bullet has a magnetic field attached to it. Force, although you can block it with gravity, you will probably still be shot. If Dazai-kun’s supernatural ability can eliminate the ability attached to it, if it really hits you, your flesh will explode."
Hearing his elder sister's description, Zhongyuan also felt a little pain. The wound on his waist felt numb. He asked how the injury was, and the other party said that you will have to rest after you go back.
"The waist was pierced, and you are still alive and kicking, you are very skinny."
"How did I know it was so serious."
"Don't you know it hurts?"
"I'm used to the pain, so I thought it was fine."
"Fortunately, the wound has been treated, it must have been done by Mr. Dazai, otherwise you would not care if you were so careless. If you are carried back like this and see that your internal organs are dislocated, no matter what the leader says, the servants will teach you a lesson."
He still knew the character of his eldest sister, so he turned pale and muttered, isn't it all right?Then an apple was peeled out beautifully, and the whole apple skin was not broken. Ozaki Momiji smiled and said that something good would happen, so he handed the apple to him.
After I thanked it, I ate it. It didn't taste like a pitted apple that Osamu Dazai had peeled.
"I have already taken the chip from you and kept it properly. This time, you have done a good job, even exceeding everyone's expectations."
"This is what I should do."
"After you go back, you still need to take a look at the injury, and then the servant will tell the leader to continue to grant you a vacation. You are also very rough. The two vacations were canceled due to various things. This time I will have a good talk with the leader. Let’s talk, even if you pluck the wool, you can’t just pluck it from one sheep, you can stay until the wounds are all healed.”
Nakahara was also amused by the metaphor of Koye Ozaki. He smiled and said, big sister, what kind of metaphor is this, but the other party said it was right, I still remember the title of "King of Sheep".
He didn't care about the previous things, and he understood that Ozaki Koye was just a good-natured joke.
"But the metaphor of pulling wool always makes me feel that I am a poor animal being squeezed."
"It's not wrong at all to be squeezed. The leader didn't do well this time, how could he let you come alone? Even Chuya, you are indeed very good, but if Dazai-kun didn't come here overnight, maybe This time, we will never see each other again.”
"Ah... Speaking of which, why did Dazai come?"
"I don't know about this. People from the Armed Detective Agency came to our door to ask us for someone, but at least it was the one with the healing ability and Ms. Xie Ye who stood up and said that Mr. Dazai found him for treatment before he left. , otherwise it would be terrible if we were blackmailed."
"No one in the Armed Detective Agency except Dazai would do such a thing..."
"It's true, the legendary little detective threatened that 'if he goes, nothing will happen anyway', otherwise the leader might have a headache."
Although Nakahara Nakahara really respects Mori Ogai, but at this time, after hearing Ozaki Koyo's words, he also slanders the leader in his heart so that he won't have a headache. These two people definitely negotiated.
Two wolves with big tails.
One apple was eaten as soon as it was eaten, Koyo Ozaki said to go out and have a look first, so she stood up and went out.The room he was in was well decorated. If he hadn't been able to see the turbulent scenery outside the window, he might not have guessed that he was on a ship.
The Port Mafia is also veritably rich.
He sat quietly on the seat for a while, and then he lifted the quilt and wanted to get down. In order to change his dressing and treat the wound, he didn't wear any clothes on his upper body, but the bandage wrapped around his waist was wrapped up to the position below the sternum.Nakahara took off his black windbreaker jacket from the back of the chair, probably it was newly brought by Koyo Ozaki when he came, put it on, opened the door quietly and walked out.
There are many rooms in the corridor. He opened them one by one, and found that they were all empty. He searched back and forth, and finally found the room of the other party at the end of the corridor. Looking back, he realized that Ozaki Koyo had arranged for the two of them. Places are the farthest ends of the entire corridor.
Nakahara Chuya: ...
He quietly opened the door and walked in quietly. Osamu Dazai was lying on the bed and sleeping, looking much better already, and he didn't look weak at all.The hand outside the quilt was wrapped with a thick bandage. Before he lost consciousness, he still remembered that the other party caught the bullet with his hand, and that hand just barely stopped in front of him, preventing the bullet from coming out. His eyeball shot in.
Reaching out to touch the other person's face, he just put the back of his hand on the skin of the person in front of him. He just wanted to feel how the original cold body temperature was, but when he felt the temperature rise, at least it was the heat of a normal person, he just felt it. Seeing Osamu Dazai rubbing his face against his hand, he opened his eyes.
"Are you awake?"
Nakahara Zhong also stood up from his seat and took a step back to take his hand back. He seemed to be surprised and said, are you lying to me to pretend to be asleep, while the other party blinked flickeringly to indicate that there is no such thing as you touching me? wake up.
"Hey, don't take your hand away."
"I, I just want to see how you are doing!"
"Okay, okay, thank you for your kindness, but poor me needs someone's care." After finishing speaking, he continued to blink his eyes at him, "Chuya, don't you come to touch me?"
"What?? Touch what???"
Osamu Dazai knew that he would not agree when he saw his reaction, then lay on the bed and turned his head to look at the ceiling, with both hands flat on his lower abdomen, he sighed deeply, heavily, and deliberately.
"Hey...I'm suffering."
Youyou sighed, and Zhongyuan Zhong also had goose bumps all over his body.
"I'm so innocent, I'm so helpless, I'm so pitiful, I can't move when I'm lying on the bed, even if I want to get out of bed, I'm threatened by Miss Hongye who dares to go to the other side of the corridor and cut off my head, no apple bunny, no candy Eat, deserted and miserable, who am I doing this for—”
"and many more?!"
"Ah——I stayed up all night on a plane and robbed other people's helicopters. I was going blind all the way from reading the documents. I ran away with you in a foreign country without a word of thanks or 'Master Dazai, you are really too good. It’s amazing’, not only don’t care about the injured me at all, they don’t even want to touch me.”
"I do not……"
"I understand. It's because I'm old and my color is fading. It's because I've lost my charm. I can't attract you anymore. Look at you and don't ask me whether it hurts or not. You were not like this before. I No sweets or apples to eat, Chuya, you have changed, you used to be so painful—poof—”
Nakahara couldn't take it anymore, he went forward and covered Osamu Dazai's mouth, and if he let this person talk, he would be so angry that he would turn the boat over.
"Did you give me a chance to speak?? Well, shut up, I just came to see you."
And just after saying this, he felt Osamu Dazai licking his palm.
Zhong Yuanzhong also burst out with blue veins, angrily lifted the other party's quilt and covered his face, but the person in the quilt still kept teasing him while struggling.
"Look at you! Is it really changed? Are you going to murder me now? Are you going to suffocate me to death? Don't blush. You just licked it. It's still sweet. It really is that Sister Hongye cut it for you. I want to eat apples, I want to eat apples, and I want to eat apples, little rabbit!"
"Eat, eat, eat, kill you—!"
But in the end, he sat on the edge of the bed and took an apple, reluctantly peeling an apple for the other party.
It can't be said that he is so unwilling, if this person lies down with peace of mind and becomes a beautiful man who keeps his mouth shut and doesn't speak, Zhong Yuanzhong is still happy.The problem is that Osamu Dazai is awake, and he knows it when he speaks it, so it is against his will to peel the apple.
"Chuya, my back hurts."
"Be patient."
"That won't work, this is a shot for you."
"Then can I show you how to look good?"
"I don't care, then I want to eat the little rabbit apple."
"It's not bad for me to cut it for you, and you still make a request?"
"You said yourself that you used to peel apples into bunnies for me."
"Not today."
"Why??"
"waste."
After speaking, I was about to hand the apple to the other party, but Osamu Dazai turned around and screamed, saying that my hand was injured and I couldn't eat anymore, so I had to be fed.
"Then don't you have another hand?"
"You mean you'll feed me when I'm dead with both hands?"
Osamu Dazai was so thick-skinned that no one could compare, Nakahara Chuya was so angry that he used a knife to peel off a piece of the round apple that had been peeled and stuffed it into the opponent's mouth.
"Eat your food and stop talking!"
He found that Osamu Dazai had changed from the previous shameless secretiveness to an upright shamelessness. When the last piece of apple was stuffed into the opponent's mouth, this person deliberately licked his finger, and felt his tongue entangled. My mind was going to be dazed for a moment, I pulled it out and put it behind my back, stammering and asking you what the hell are you doing? !
"Your face is so red."
"To shut up!"
"It's getting louder, too."
"Shut up!"
Osamu Dazai just lay on the bed and smiled at him, asking him if this is the attitude towards his savior, and started to pretend to be wronged pitifully again.
"Zhongye."
"Ok?"
"Pillows are uncomfortable."
"I'll find someone to exchange for you."
"No, you come up?"
"What am I going to do?"
"When we were at your house, I had a knee pillow."
"What, what is the knee pillow or not! You climbed up by yourself!"
"Didn't you push me down too?"
"Can I stop after I push you down?"
"That's good." Osamu Dazai said slowly, "I'm sick now, and I'm going to make a fuss."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to make a fuss about you sleeping in the same bed with me and kissing——oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Zhongyuan Zhong also rushed forward and covered the mouth of this scourge. He dared to say that Osamu Dazai really dared to shout loudly so that everyone on board knew about it.Maybe he really doesn't care much about other people's words, and he can just say that Osamu Dazai is talking nonsense. After all, everyone knows that the two of them have a bad relationship.
But Ozaki Momiji is different, big sister will definitely believe it!
Kiss kiss, kiss the mouth of a hammer? !
He was so angry that his brain was congested, and finally he couldn't hold back the man, so he had to climb up on the bed and sit on the edge of the bed, and Osamu Dazai climbed on his lap, found a comfortable position and lay down on his lap like half a month ago, and let out a sigh Very comfortable sound.
Nakahara was no longer sad or happy, he played with Dazai Osamu's soft curly hair lying on his lap, and said that I knew you were pretending to be asleep on purpose.The other party groaned and said neither yes nor no, just pretending that he didn't exist and buried him as a mushroom in his waist.
"Don't play dead for me." Nakahara Chuya tugged at Osamu Dazai's hair.
"Hey, it hurts, it hurts!"
"Oh, you still know it hurts, you screamed, weren't you still very embarrassing before?"
The veins on his forehead came out, he pinched Dazai Osamu's face and he didn't let go, imitating the way the other party smiled and raised the corners of his mouth, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that this man did it on purpose.
"No, haven't I called yet?"
"Then you plan to call?"
"I'm telling the truth whether it's called or not."
"I warn you not to talk nonsense!"
"Why is it nonsense? What did I say? Didn't we sleep in the same bed before I asked you? Didn't you kiss me?"
"You kissed me, okay?!"
"How can I kiss you if you don't kiss me?"
"You came here first!"
"If I reject me, I can't make it through. Kissing is a matter between two people, Chuya."
"You're still in good spirits, aren't you?"
"Come, come, describe to me, how does it feel when you kiss me?" When Osamu Dazai said this sentence, he no longer had the tone of arguing and joking with him before, gently and slowly, but It sounds like the tone of the cocoon is peeling off.
It didn't look like he was trying to ridicule him, but it looked like he was being interrogated in three courts to question him.
Nakahara Chuya thought at the time, you were the fucking kisser, you thought you were blaming Lao Tzu for being so intimidating, so you immediately laughed out loud, lifted the other's head from your lap and threw it on the bed, while you directly Jumped out of bed to go out.
As a result, the people behind grabbed the hem of his clothes while covering the back of his head, muttering about the pain and refusing to let him go.
"How angry are you?"
"Why do you think I'm angry?"
"How do I know what's mad at you?"
"Why are you angry with that person?"
Then the two of them kept arguing about who was angry and whether they were angry. You must be angry. How could it be possible not to be angry? In the end, Osamu Dazai shouted aggrievedly. If you are angry, you are angry so loudly. Why are you yelling at me!Then he lay down on the bed with a roll of quilt, leaving Nakahara Nakaya with the back of his head.
Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ?
Who has the loudest voice? !
"You're the louder one, aren't you?"
"Ah."
"So what are you angry about?"
"I'm your savior, right?"
"Yes, yes, what do you want this time, but you don't even think about what I told you about before."
After he said this, Osamu Dazai suddenly turned over and asked him with a gloomy face and raised eyebrows.
"Promise with your body? You agreed?"
"Dream your big head!"
As a result, as soon as he got up, he felt a sharp pain in his waist. Reflexively, he reached out and touched the clean bandage, and then a sigh came from beside him.He thought it was the enemy just about to attack, when he saw a corner of the familiar pink kimono, he turned his head and found Koyo Ozaki sitting by his bed, looking at him with raised eyebrows, with a look of "brat, what do you want?" What are you doing?" His expression was full of ridicule.
He also didn't react for a while, and then realized that he was taken away by the Hong Kong gangsters.The other party reached out and pressed his shoulders and pushed him back into the bed forcefully, but Nakahara Nakaya just wanted to know how Dazai was doing.The eldest sister who had taught him for many years naturally knew what he was thinking, and said after helping him tuck the corners of the quilt.
"Mr. Dazai is fine, and a doctor has been arranged."
"Then his injury—!"
"The injury is fine. The accompanying doctor has already taken out the bullet. It didn't hurt the heart and lungs. Afterwards, the back bone was pierced by the bullet and it was completely torn apart. In other respects, you just need to rest." Ozaki Koye said these words to him softly. , Tell him Dazai Osamu is actually fine.Nakahara also knew that the other party would not lie to him, but he was worried that a certain person's heart would not let go because of these words, he still wanted to take a look while clutching the quilt with his fingers, but it was not good for Koyo Ozaki to sit here run out.
And the person in front of him must have understood his thoughts, the bright beauty in kimono smiled at him, then took an apple from the side and peeled it for him.
"You, don't worry, I won't lie to you, Dazai-kun is really fine now, lying in another room."
"Is he awake?"
"I woke up earlier than you. After all, Chuya's injury is more serious than yours."
"Is that so?"
He lay on the bed and gripped the quilt tightly with his fingers. In fact, he almost lost his memory of what happened afterwards, because he had already almost passed out.As for Koye Ozaki sitting next to him, besides taking care of him because of caring, the other reason is to communicate with him about the content of this mission.
It’s not long, from the time he landed in Italy to now sitting in the clothes sent by Hong Kong and Heiwei, it’s actually been almost a week, but this week is more thrilling, and it also involves Osamu Dazai, and The other party is also a member of the Armed Detective Agency, so he still needs to know the follow-up content, so that he can hand in a report after returning.
"At that time, you really scared the servants to death. Fortunately, Mr. Dazai blocked the bullet for you. If we landed a little later, or Mr. Dazai failed to escape, maybe you would not be able to save him. "
"It's not that exaggerated..."
"Of course." The beauty in the kimono gave him a blank look and continued: "You are already in a half-open state of [dirty], although the consciousness is still there, it is almost obliterated by the ability, and the bullet has a magnetic field attached to it. Force, although you can block it with gravity, you will probably still be shot. If Dazai-kun’s supernatural ability can eliminate the ability attached to it, if it really hits you, your flesh will explode."
Hearing his elder sister's description, Zhongyuan also felt a little pain. The wound on his waist felt numb. He asked how the injury was, and the other party said that you will have to rest after you go back.
"The waist was pierced, and you are still alive and kicking, you are very skinny."
"How did I know it was so serious."
"Don't you know it hurts?"
"I'm used to the pain, so I thought it was fine."
"Fortunately, the wound has been treated, it must have been done by Mr. Dazai, otherwise you would not care if you were so careless. If you are carried back like this and see that your internal organs are dislocated, no matter what the leader says, the servants will teach you a lesson."
He still knew the character of his eldest sister, so he turned pale and muttered, isn't it all right?Then an apple was peeled out beautifully, and the whole apple skin was not broken. Ozaki Momiji smiled and said that something good would happen, so he handed the apple to him.
After I thanked it, I ate it. It didn't taste like a pitted apple that Osamu Dazai had peeled.
"I have already taken the chip from you and kept it properly. This time, you have done a good job, even exceeding everyone's expectations."
"This is what I should do."
"After you go back, you still need to take a look at the injury, and then the servant will tell the leader to continue to grant you a vacation. You are also very rough. The two vacations were canceled due to various things. This time I will have a good talk with the leader. Let’s talk, even if you pluck the wool, you can’t just pluck it from one sheep, you can stay until the wounds are all healed.”
Nakahara was also amused by the metaphor of Koye Ozaki. He smiled and said, big sister, what kind of metaphor is this, but the other party said it was right, I still remember the title of "King of Sheep".
He didn't care about the previous things, and he understood that Ozaki Koye was just a good-natured joke.
"But the metaphor of pulling wool always makes me feel that I am a poor animal being squeezed."
"It's not wrong at all to be squeezed. The leader didn't do well this time, how could he let you come alone? Even Chuya, you are indeed very good, but if Dazai-kun didn't come here overnight, maybe This time, we will never see each other again.”
"Ah... Speaking of which, why did Dazai come?"
"I don't know about this. People from the Armed Detective Agency came to our door to ask us for someone, but at least it was the one with the healing ability and Ms. Xie Ye who stood up and said that Mr. Dazai found him for treatment before he left. , otherwise it would be terrible if we were blackmailed."
"No one in the Armed Detective Agency except Dazai would do such a thing..."
"It's true, the legendary little detective threatened that 'if he goes, nothing will happen anyway', otherwise the leader might have a headache."
Although Nakahara Nakahara really respects Mori Ogai, but at this time, after hearing Ozaki Koyo's words, he also slanders the leader in his heart so that he won't have a headache. These two people definitely negotiated.
Two wolves with big tails.
One apple was eaten as soon as it was eaten, Koyo Ozaki said to go out and have a look first, so she stood up and went out.The room he was in was well decorated. If he hadn't been able to see the turbulent scenery outside the window, he might not have guessed that he was on a ship.
The Port Mafia is also veritably rich.
He sat quietly on the seat for a while, and then he lifted the quilt and wanted to get down. In order to change his dressing and treat the wound, he didn't wear any clothes on his upper body, but the bandage wrapped around his waist was wrapped up to the position below the sternum.Nakahara took off his black windbreaker jacket from the back of the chair, probably it was newly brought by Koyo Ozaki when he came, put it on, opened the door quietly and walked out.
There are many rooms in the corridor. He opened them one by one, and found that they were all empty. He searched back and forth, and finally found the room of the other party at the end of the corridor. Looking back, he realized that Ozaki Koyo had arranged for the two of them. Places are the farthest ends of the entire corridor.
Nakahara Chuya: ...
He quietly opened the door and walked in quietly. Osamu Dazai was lying on the bed and sleeping, looking much better already, and he didn't look weak at all.The hand outside the quilt was wrapped with a thick bandage. Before he lost consciousness, he still remembered that the other party caught the bullet with his hand, and that hand just barely stopped in front of him, preventing the bullet from coming out. His eyeball shot in.
Reaching out to touch the other person's face, he just put the back of his hand on the skin of the person in front of him. He just wanted to feel how the original cold body temperature was, but when he felt the temperature rise, at least it was the heat of a normal person, he just felt it. Seeing Osamu Dazai rubbing his face against his hand, he opened his eyes.
"Are you awake?"
Nakahara Zhong also stood up from his seat and took a step back to take his hand back. He seemed to be surprised and said, are you lying to me to pretend to be asleep, while the other party blinked flickeringly to indicate that there is no such thing as you touching me? wake up.
"Hey, don't take your hand away."
"I, I just want to see how you are doing!"
"Okay, okay, thank you for your kindness, but poor me needs someone's care." After finishing speaking, he continued to blink his eyes at him, "Chuya, don't you come to touch me?"
"What?? Touch what???"
Osamu Dazai knew that he would not agree when he saw his reaction, then lay on the bed and turned his head to look at the ceiling, with both hands flat on his lower abdomen, he sighed deeply, heavily, and deliberately.
"Hey...I'm suffering."
Youyou sighed, and Zhongyuan Zhong also had goose bumps all over his body.
"I'm so innocent, I'm so helpless, I'm so pitiful, I can't move when I'm lying on the bed, even if I want to get out of bed, I'm threatened by Miss Hongye who dares to go to the other side of the corridor and cut off my head, no apple bunny, no candy Eat, deserted and miserable, who am I doing this for—”
"and many more?!"
"Ah——I stayed up all night on a plane and robbed other people's helicopters. I was going blind all the way from reading the documents. I ran away with you in a foreign country without a word of thanks or 'Master Dazai, you are really too good. It’s amazing’, not only don’t care about the injured me at all, they don’t even want to touch me.”
"I do not……"
"I understand. It's because I'm old and my color is fading. It's because I've lost my charm. I can't attract you anymore. Look at you and don't ask me whether it hurts or not. You were not like this before. I No sweets or apples to eat, Chuya, you have changed, you used to be so painful—poof—”
Nakahara couldn't take it anymore, he went forward and covered Osamu Dazai's mouth, and if he let this person talk, he would be so angry that he would turn the boat over.
"Did you give me a chance to speak?? Well, shut up, I just came to see you."
And just after saying this, he felt Osamu Dazai licking his palm.
Zhong Yuanzhong also burst out with blue veins, angrily lifted the other party's quilt and covered his face, but the person in the quilt still kept teasing him while struggling.
"Look at you! Is it really changed? Are you going to murder me now? Are you going to suffocate me to death? Don't blush. You just licked it. It's still sweet. It really is that Sister Hongye cut it for you. I want to eat apples, I want to eat apples, and I want to eat apples, little rabbit!"
"Eat, eat, eat, kill you—!"
But in the end, he sat on the edge of the bed and took an apple, reluctantly peeling an apple for the other party.
It can't be said that he is so unwilling, if this person lies down with peace of mind and becomes a beautiful man who keeps his mouth shut and doesn't speak, Zhong Yuanzhong is still happy.The problem is that Osamu Dazai is awake, and he knows it when he speaks it, so it is against his will to peel the apple.
"Chuya, my back hurts."
"Be patient."
"That won't work, this is a shot for you."
"Then can I show you how to look good?"
"I don't care, then I want to eat the little rabbit apple."
"It's not bad for me to cut it for you, and you still make a request?"
"You said yourself that you used to peel apples into bunnies for me."
"Not today."
"Why??"
"waste."
After speaking, I was about to hand the apple to the other party, but Osamu Dazai turned around and screamed, saying that my hand was injured and I couldn't eat anymore, so I had to be fed.
"Then don't you have another hand?"
"You mean you'll feed me when I'm dead with both hands?"
Osamu Dazai was so thick-skinned that no one could compare, Nakahara Chuya was so angry that he used a knife to peel off a piece of the round apple that had been peeled and stuffed it into the opponent's mouth.
"Eat your food and stop talking!"
He found that Osamu Dazai had changed from the previous shameless secretiveness to an upright shamelessness. When the last piece of apple was stuffed into the opponent's mouth, this person deliberately licked his finger, and felt his tongue entangled. My mind was going to be dazed for a moment, I pulled it out and put it behind my back, stammering and asking you what the hell are you doing? !
"Your face is so red."
"To shut up!"
"It's getting louder, too."
"Shut up!"
Osamu Dazai just lay on the bed and smiled at him, asking him if this is the attitude towards his savior, and started to pretend to be wronged pitifully again.
"Zhongye."
"Ok?"
"Pillows are uncomfortable."
"I'll find someone to exchange for you."
"No, you come up?"
"What am I going to do?"
"When we were at your house, I had a knee pillow."
"What, what is the knee pillow or not! You climbed up by yourself!"
"Didn't you push me down too?"
"Can I stop after I push you down?"
"That's good." Osamu Dazai said slowly, "I'm sick now, and I'm going to make a fuss."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to make a fuss about you sleeping in the same bed with me and kissing——oooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Zhongyuan Zhong also rushed forward and covered the mouth of this scourge. He dared to say that Osamu Dazai really dared to shout loudly so that everyone on board knew about it.Maybe he really doesn't care much about other people's words, and he can just say that Osamu Dazai is talking nonsense. After all, everyone knows that the two of them have a bad relationship.
But Ozaki Momiji is different, big sister will definitely believe it!
Kiss kiss, kiss the mouth of a hammer? !
He was so angry that his brain was congested, and finally he couldn't hold back the man, so he had to climb up on the bed and sit on the edge of the bed, and Osamu Dazai climbed on his lap, found a comfortable position and lay down on his lap like half a month ago, and let out a sigh Very comfortable sound.
Nakahara was no longer sad or happy, he played with Dazai Osamu's soft curly hair lying on his lap, and said that I knew you were pretending to be asleep on purpose.The other party groaned and said neither yes nor no, just pretending that he didn't exist and buried him as a mushroom in his waist.
"Don't play dead for me." Nakahara Chuya tugged at Osamu Dazai's hair.
"Hey, it hurts, it hurts!"
"Oh, you still know it hurts, you screamed, weren't you still very embarrassing before?"
The veins on his forehead came out, he pinched Dazai Osamu's face and he didn't let go, imitating the way the other party smiled and raised the corners of his mouth, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that this man did it on purpose.
"No, haven't I called yet?"
"Then you plan to call?"
"I'm telling the truth whether it's called or not."
"I warn you not to talk nonsense!"
"Why is it nonsense? What did I say? Didn't we sleep in the same bed before I asked you? Didn't you kiss me?"
"You kissed me, okay?!"
"How can I kiss you if you don't kiss me?"
"You came here first!"
"If I reject me, I can't make it through. Kissing is a matter between two people, Chuya."
"You're still in good spirits, aren't you?"
"Come, come, describe to me, how does it feel when you kiss me?" When Osamu Dazai said this sentence, he no longer had the tone of arguing and joking with him before, gently and slowly, but It sounds like the tone of the cocoon is peeling off.
It didn't look like he was trying to ridicule him, but it looked like he was being interrogated in three courts to question him.
Nakahara Chuya thought at the time, you were the fucking kisser, you thought you were blaming Lao Tzu for being so intimidating, so you immediately laughed out loud, lifted the other's head from your lap and threw it on the bed, while you directly Jumped out of bed to go out.
As a result, the people behind grabbed the hem of his clothes while covering the back of his head, muttering about the pain and refusing to let him go.
"How angry are you?"
"Why do you think I'm angry?"
"How do I know what's mad at you?"
"Why are you angry with that person?"
Then the two of them kept arguing about who was angry and whether they were angry. You must be angry. How could it be possible not to be angry? In the end, Osamu Dazai shouted aggrievedly. If you are angry, you are angry so loudly. Why are you yelling at me!Then he lay down on the bed with a roll of quilt, leaving Nakahara Nakaya with the back of his head.
Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ?
Who has the loudest voice? !
"You're the louder one, aren't you?"
"Ah."
"So what are you angry about?"
"I'm your savior, right?"
"Yes, yes, what do you want this time, but you don't even think about what I told you about before."
After he said this, Osamu Dazai suddenly turned over and asked him with a gloomy face and raised eyebrows.
"Promise with your body? You agreed?"
"Dream your big head!"
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