【Double Black】As You Like It

In the dark night, Nakahara was just sitting like this, holding a firework that was still burning and jumping with light in his hand. Osamu Dazai bit his neck and asked such a question, obviously telling him: If you If you say no, I will bite you to death.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

He thought about it for a while, in fact he really thought that the fireworks were more beautiful, but anyway, this thing was brought by someone else, and there was no comparison between people and this cheap fairy stick, so he didn't know whether to say yes or not good.However, just as he was hesitating for a while, Osamu Dazai became anxious. Although he didn't really bite down, he felt a little pain when his teeth hit the skin, and the tongue in the opponent's mouth began to lick his Adam's apple indiscriminately. This sensitive position made Nakahara directly grope for the opponent's head resting on his shoulder in the dark night, trying to push it out.

"Fuck, why are you licking, let go!"

Osamu Dazai ignored him, and even stretched out his hand and grabbed his collar to tell him in this way, it's impossible, I want you to tell.

But there is nothing to say about this, it is summer, even if it is a little cooler at night, it does not mean that the temperature is very low, Dazai Osamu is so big, he can feel the other person's body temperature, although it is not high, his hands are cold But what does this sound like? Why does this person like to bite people so much?

He can guarantee that if he says no now, this person will absolutely bite, absolutely.

"Okay, okay, hello, hello, are you in the top class of the kindergarten? How do you compare with fairy sticks?"

His jaw was right on the top of Dazai Osamu's head. The other party grunted twice and finally licked his Adam's apple with his tongue, loosened his mouth, and squeezed together beside him, the two of them nestled together, watching Fireworks listened silently to the sea breeze.

In the end, there was silence for a while before the people next to him spoke to him again.

"It's not that you don't want to say it."

"I don't want to say anything?"

"Say I'm the best in the world."

"You're still really overconfident in yourself..."

"Otherwise, I'm a super-charismatic-"

"I really don't feel it."

"That's your problem, Chuya."

They stood up after sitting for a while, and one of them walked on the rugged reef road with a fairy stick in his hand. It is not accurate to say that the road here is just a long stretch of coastline.

With this light, I can finally walk blindly in the dark. When walking, the fireworks will leave a shallow trace. Zhongyuan Zhong also said that you are really boring. If you don’t answer, you will bite people’s necks. into this habit?The other party replied that they just learned it.

"Anyway, I'm definitely prettier than it." After speaking, he shook the things in his hand and drew a small flower in mid-air. He just glanced at it and didn't say anything else. There was a tacit understanding between the two of them. When one is extinguished, take the next one and point it at the other party's firework to re-ignite, and then walk in the silent night with this faint light.

"What do you compare it to?"

"You have praised him, so naturally you should praise me."

"Then I even praised the cute little bird on the TV show the day before yesterday."

Osamu Dazai choked when he heard this, stared at him with his eyes wide open as he walked, and then seemed to think for a while and said, "No, I think it looks ugly."

"Then I'll call you ugly."

"Hey!"

"Isn't that what you said? If I praise the fairy for being good-looking, I'll praise you for being good-looking. Then if you insist on thinking that little bird is ugly, I'll just go along with it?"

"You must want to quarrel with me." Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth.

"I don't want to quarrel with you, three-year-old giant baby."

"Then you are a fertilized egg!"

"Oh, Dazai placenta."

The noise in a low voice is not too noisy, even in this kind of environment, it is very clear to speak in a low voice.

Osamu Dazai held a fairy stick in his hand and still insisted on grabbing the corner of his clothes. Nakahara also felt that it didn't matter and let him go. The other party said that Yokohama was originally close to the sea and now he has seen the sea for several days. He can see it now. I feel physically disgusted, even jumping into the sea to commit suicide feels like a stress response.

After hearing this, Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted twice, saying that is really good news, next time you make me angry again, I will kick you out.The people behind him disagreed, thinking that he was cute, cute and obedient, how could he be irritating, which attracted Nakahara Chuya to roll his eyes wildly, let out a "tss" from his throat, and kicked the opponent's calf angrily.

"You really don't blush when you say such a thing?"

"I'm blushing and my heart is beating, you don't even know."

"Who can see who is blind!"

"Then don't go, just stop." Osamu Dazai pulled the hem of his clothes to signal him to stop, so Nakahara turned around holding a fairy stick that crackled and exploded small fireworks, Osamu Dazai lowered his head , that face was faintly visible under the faint light of the fire, and then he bent down towards him, and put his side face on his forehead. The distance between the two was very close, and they just listened to each other.

"You can come over and listen."

What are you listening to?This man must be talking about a heartbeat.Raising his eyes to look at the other party, Osamu Dazai smiled at him, squinting his eyes like a bridge, especially charming under the flickering fire.

Zhong Yuan, who was so dazzled for a while, also spurned himself in his heart, shit, you have seen this face for several years, why are you shaking?

So it's not natural to turn your face away and say that you think I don't know if you can control your heartbeat. I don't want to listen. Just as I was about to continue walking, the other party grabbed his wrist and directly pulled his hand and put it on his chest.

Nakahara was also a little unaware that the other party would do this. Both of them were stunned for a while. His hand was placed on Dazai Osamu's chest, and he could indeed feel the beating heart under the sternum.

"I won't control my heartbeat at this time."

Zhong Yuanzhong also found it a bit strange, after all, he never thought that one day he would be able to touch the heartbeat of the other party, he glanced at it and said he didn't care, and then when he wanted to pull his hand away, he was pulled back by the other party.

"Hey, don't go, you touch again?"

"Touch what?"

"Heartbeat. Can you feel it?"

"Ah, I feel it."

"Tell me about your impressions?" Osamu Dazai lowered his head and let his bangs fall on Nakahara Chuya's forehead. The drooping hair made him a little itchy, and the distance was too close, so he was somewhat repelled, but Dazai But Zhi left a little bit with a moderate and just right smile, blinked his eyes, there were sparkling fireworks inside, and asked him in a low voice how he felt.

How can you feel?Zhongya Nakahara felt that Osamu Dazai started to play charades with him again, but he looked at the other's face that was enhanced under the night fireworks, and finally left without shaking his hand.He thought to himself that I didn't save you for the sake of the fairy stick, so he thought for a while and said, that's it, it's quite ordinary.

Very reluctantly, very unwillingly to say so.

"How can it be so common, I think you must have not figured it out, would you like to listen to it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he wanted to hold his head and hug him into his arms, Zhong Yuan quickly dodged it, and then saw that the other party stopped smiling suddenly, and pulled the corners of his mouth as if he was wronged.

"Wow - I'll tell you and you still don't listen!"

"What's the point of hearing this?"

"Didn't you feel that he was dancing very hard?"

"Does that mean you're guilty?"

"..." Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes this time, but then he changed into that gentle and gentle look again, waving the fireworks in his hand with his teeth and claws, and telling him with sparkling eyes, you should say, touch Here comes the fawn.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also puzzled, what kind of deer is not a deer, Dazai Osamu thought for a while and sighed, saying Zhongya, you are really... people have nothing to say.Then I asked him, do you watch idol dramas, love movies, and romance novels?He shook his head, thinking that I'm fine to see what these things are doing, so the other party took a deep breath, patted him on the shoulder with a deep voice and seriousness.

"I'll send you a big gift bag when I go back."

"What?"

He really couldn't figure out what the relationship between the little deer and the big gift package was. Dazai Osamu told him, my little deer was smashed to pieces and you didn't respond at all. Nakahara also had question marks all over his head and felt that Dazai Osamu was falling ill again. The other party looked at him with the expression of "what are you talking about" and finally sighed deeply, saying that it's all right and threw my heart into the sea as if it was a piece of shit.

"Are you still sincere?"

"Hey, I'm going to get hurt."

"I think you have a heart of steel, it will only rust and not get hurt."

"Nonsense, I'm very weak, fragile like a piece of glass, if you hold me in your hand and drop it, you know?"

"Your metaphor is disgusting..."

"I am serious!"

Osamu Dazai began to insist on emphasizing his fragility to him, saying that he was a soft, weak and beautiful man, and he would fall if he was too weak. Then the topic changed from I am a brittle glass that is beautiful and fragile, to what I really am. You are so powerful when you push, don’t you hate me? Hurry up and don’t feel sorry for me. I try to push you and you won’t regret it.

No matter how Nakahara heard it, he felt that the conversation was really bad. He said, aren’t you a glass heart? Would it break if you pushed it? But Osamu Dazai blinked and swallowed his original words as if they didn’t exist. Li, tell him it's different, try it.

"Don't try."

"Wow, why are you like this?"

"Shouldn't I be the one who said what's wrong with you?"

"Aren't you bothered?"

"What's your heart? I'm afraid that if I really push you, you will touch Cier."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, Nakahara Chuya saw it, well, you Dazai Osamu really thought so, so he walked forward without looking back, no matter what people called him, it was useless.

He thought to himself, heh, if I am fooled again, I will jump from here.When Osamu Dazai trotted after him and yelled, saying that you said I was fine before, but now you turn your face away, how can you turn your face faster than a book.

Zhong Yuanzhong responded without looking back at all, saying that you are too self-aware.

"I dare say that if I really push you, you can just lie down on the spot, yelling and saying that you have broken your hands and legs, and you can't move. In the end, let me take responsibility for you."

"Well, although the words are correct, the order is wrong."

"Then what do you want?"

Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin and thought for a while, then stretched out a finger and pointed at the unlit part of the fairy wand, tilted his head slightly and looked at him under the firelight.

"I should lie down first, then hold your hand and say affectionately, my credit card password—"

"stop--!"

Zhong Yuan's scalp felt numb when he heard it, and he said loudly that I don't want to listen to your credit card password, get out of here so I won't help you pay back the money!

"Oh, that's not what I meant."

"You must mean that, I see through you."

"Zhongye, you are so rich, why don't you always laugh at me for being poor, why don't you think about it?"

"Why should I help you pay back the money, are you a little boy?"

"Okay." Osamu Dazai unexpectedly replied in seconds: "Then you take care of me?"

Nakahara Chuya accidentally stumbled, he never expected Dazai Osamu to answer in seconds.The fairy wand in his hand was about to go out, and the other party pulled out another light and stuffed it into his palm.And he looked down at the beautiful fireworks, and felt that something was wrong with this person.

Although it is not a big deal to come up to cling to people, but this kind of reaction can only be said to be posted step by step.

He thought to himself, if I take care of anyone, I won't take care of you. What are you dreaming about?

And the other party obviously knew what he was thinking, so he began to tell him the benefits of supporting him one by one with his fingers.

"Look, I am good-looking. I am confident that I am better-looking than most people. How face-saving it is to take it out, and it tastes good to eat when you look at my face? And I am very smart. Anyway, if there are any difficulties in the future You can take the money and slap it on my thigh and ask me to help. Besides, do you think the double bed in your room is deserted? It’s different with me. I can fill half of it for you. Your money It’s too much to spend and I can help for free.”

After speaking, he looked at him expectantly with a smile on his face, Nakahara Chuya shrugged and felt full of bullshit when he heard it.

"I can take care of anyone you want, right? There are good-looking people. And why should I spend money on you!"

"Okay, from this moment on I'm going to eat your soft rice."

"Don't talk to yourself, okay?!"

"Do you want to take a bath first or eat first? Or eat me first?"

"Fuck, can you cook?!"

"I can order takeaway for you and eat together when you get home!"

"Then what use do I need you for!"

After the fairy wands in their hands were lit, there was nothing left. When the fire went out, Osamu Dazai came up to him, and the sea breeze blew the corners of their clothes, and at this moment, the sky suddenly brightened, and the dark world With such a little bit of purple-red light, Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head to look at the sea, and there was sunlight at the end of the sea.

It should be said that it is dawn.

The shattered sunlight is still blue and purple at this time, but fortunately there is some light, so that the road will not be unclear.Osamu Dazai approached him calmly and wanted to hold his hand. After Nakahara Chuya dodged it, he said that you can see the road by yourself at dawn, but the man pursed his lips and was not happy, saying that you just took care of me and now It's so ruthless to turn your face and deny people.

"When did I say I was going to adopt you?!"

"Eh? But I'm so nice, how can you refuse me?"

"I think my sexual orientation is normal."

"What—so your hobby is women's clothing? Then I—"

"Stop, stop! I'm talking about serious girls, what's your business?"

"Nonsense, you obviously said you liked me before."

"Oh, then don't think of yourself as a man."

"Excessive! You're just making excuses!"

Then I began to tell him about the troubles of girls, such as the need to buy a lot of cosmetics, the demand for luxury goods is very high, and most of them have no understanding at all in love, most of them are acting Refined.And it's very troublesome, there is another week of emotional outbursts every month, and balbala said a lot.

He replied, then why do you like beautiful girls so much? Anyway, I think girls are very good, very good, fragrant and soft, and very cute. And when it comes to being smart, you, the world's number one smart girl, shut me up Mouth.

"What's fragrant and soft?! It's like you've hugged me before!"

"You know if you haven't hugged me before? How did you, a heterosexual, start to instigate me to be gay? Do you have any questions?"

"How can a girl be better than me?"

"Much better than you, tough men are boring."

"Then you like me!"

"Past tense, next."

Osamu Dazai doesn't care, you have to argue with him about how there are girls who are better than him. Nakahara Nakahara also said that only a good woman like Hongye sister is enough to hang you Dazai Osamu, and the other party raised his neck and refused to admit it. , So it turns out that you like a type that is bigger than yourself? I misread you, Chuya!

"What the hell? Let me give you an example!"

"Big sister Hongye, you can't afford it. Big sister's hobbies cost money."

"Do you care if I can afford it?"

"So you really—really have a crush on Miss Hongye?"

"Fuck, I'm using a metaphor!"

"Then I'm cheap, I don't spend money."

"You don't want to give it to me without spending money!"

"Why are you so over the top? You don't even want a free gift?!"

"You are self-reliant anyway, why do you have to be so active as a little boy?!"

"Other people want to adopt me, but I still don't agree!"

"Then I'll take care of others and not force you!"

It was finally dawn, and the sun on the other side of the sea was slowly rising. From their perspective, it was very big, like a melting glass ball.

The sun shone on the two of them, and Nakahara Nakaya realized that some of the flowers that were originally placed in his hood had fallen on his clothes and hadn't shaken off. He was about to pick them off, but Osamu Dazai walked over one step ahead. He was so angry that he pinched the little white flower and threw it behind his hood.

"If you dare to keep someone else, I'll take off the roof of your house."

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Osamu Dazai: I will kill the mistress. 【no】