【Double Black】As You Like It

The two of them didn't dare to check into the hotel in the normal way, but were carried by Nakahara Chuya on his shoulders through the clothes, then found a hotel and turned in through the window, picked an empty room and killed Dazai. Zhi was thrown in.

The person who hit the ground grunted and screamed in pain, hugged his arm and said I can't do it, I'm hurt, I'm going to die, can I get a kiss from Chuya before I die.

When he rolled in, he stepped on the other person's stomach with no sorrow or joy and fell to the ground. He didn't even look at the person behind him. He walked into the bathroom and started to wash. He fled for a day and a night and quarreled in the wheat field all night. Nakahara Nakaya is now so sleepy that he can beat ten Dazai Osamu with one hand. After cleaning up, he has to take off his clothes and go to bed. He specially found a double room. He didn't care what the other party would do in the future, so he just picked a bed and lifted the quilt Just lie down.

Originally, he wanted to go to bed quickly, but his habit all the year round made him vigilant, and he always felt a hot gaze hit his face, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Dazai Osamu's big face.

Chuya Nakahara: "You don't sleep?"

"No, it's a bit of a novelty."

"What's the novelty?"

"Ah, I just think it's incredible that Chuya you can lie down and sleep in front of me without reservation."

This sentence is like throwing a stone into the lake, causing fluctuations on the calm lake surface. Not only Dazai Osamu sighed, but Nakahara Chuya also felt a little incredible after hearing it, so he opened his painful eyes from Sitting up on the bed, he lowered his head and looked at the person squatting on the side with his chin resting on the edge of the bed.

It's okay not to say, it is true to say so.Thinking about it carefully, since the two of them parted ways, their relationship has taken a turn for the worse. Not to mention the freezing point, maybe staying together and saying a word must be the premise of having a task first. Intersection, unless Dazai Osamu wants to make him feel uncomfortable or there is something necessary to deal with, otherwise the two of them are in a relationship where the king will not see the king, and they will not contact unless they can contact each other.

Not to mention lying down and resting in front of the other person, he couldn't imagine himself having a good time with this person.So Chuya Nakahara stared closely at Osamu Dazai's eyes, looking left and right, it was indeed Osamu Dazai himself, why the hell?

If it was impossible to go to sleep subconsciously before, he would definitely tie up Dazai Osamu so that this person has nothing to do badly, or knock him out directly because he is afraid of being restless. uneasy well-intentioned thoughts.All in all, Osamu Dazai is a ticking time bomb, Nakahara also marked him with a red first-level alert, but why did he just lie on the bed when all the alerts and defenses disappeared after half a month? ?

No matter what you think, it's all Dazai Osamu's fault, right? ?At the beginning, when he could heal directly and on the spot, he insisted on tossing himself into an injured person and living in his home. Is this a new way to wear down his willpower? ?

After thinking it over clearly, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and glared at the other party, and then he said to the person as soon as he wrapped the quilt: "I tell you that I don't care if you want to do bad things, and I don't know what thoughts are in my mind, but you think about it." Now we are two grasshoppers on the same rope, I don’t care if you go out to kill yourself, as long as you don’t take it off.” After finishing speaking, he took another pillow from his own bed and threw it on the other person’s face Continue to say: "Don't think about asking me to sleep with you, you can't act like a baby! You can't pretend to cry! Now that you have all your limbs, I won't be soft-hearted and go to another bed to sleep by myself!"

Osamu Dazai made a strange startled sound, then pointed to himself and then to him, facing him with that 'you're lying to me' expression, the look in his eyes really couldn't be true, if it wasn't for pretending Then there really should be an Oscar statuette.

"Acting like a baby—?! Still acting like a baby?!"

Nakahara Chuya thought to himself, yes, you are not only acting like a baby to me, but also crying and kicking on the bed, but he didn't say that, after all, he knows that the current state of Dazai is that he doesn't remember anything, right? All fuss.And normally, if the other party really knew that he was acting like a baby to him, he would be very shocked.After all, put yourself in the shoes of others, if Nakahara Chuya learned that he was acting like a baby to Osamu Dazai when he lost his memory, he could kill ten Osamu Dazai to prove his innocence.

"Ah, yes."

"He acted like a baby?! He acted like a baby to you?! Why is he so shameless!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also shocked, it was the first time he saw someone scolding himself for being shameless.

But soon Osamu Dazai came to his senses, he stopped jumping three feet high, instead he leaned to the bedside and asked him: "I know Chuuya is so powerful and smart, you must have not agreed, right? Such clumsy coquettish skills must be I will tell you that I, Osamu Dazai, will definitely not act like a spoiled child to you, so that person must have ulterior motives and schemes. You see, we have known each other for so long, except in the first few years. When did I flirt with you? Too charming? So that person is fake, don’t believe him, it’s fake to eat crabs, sleep, wash your hair and go shopping together for half a month, but we are the most steadfast partners, you know?”

Nakahara Chuya fell back tactically and felt a sore toothache when he heard this. He thought to himself, what right do you Dazai Osamu have to say that we are the most steadfast partners?

"I don't think the two of us have a good relationship."

"Eh?! How is it possible?! Our relationship is number one in the world!"

"No. [-] in the world sucks, right? Well, I know your brain is not working right now, are you going to sleep or not? After a few hours of sleep, we are going to hurry. Who knows how many people are chasing after us?"

Osamu Dazai looked at him for a long time, and then suddenly started to pretend to wipe his tears, saying that he is also a philanderer, a heartless man, a scumbag, and a big villain. We have lost so much friendship between the two of us. Others can act like a baby, why can't I.After finishing speaking, he wanted to hold the corner of the quilt and go to bed, but he kicked him down.

"Get it right, you! Our friendship was gone when you betrayed the organization and blew up my car! How do you slander me outside and think I don't know! Oh, still friendship? Who said we have a relationship? Chaocha wished that he would never see me again and hoped that I would die quickly?"

As expected of Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai has a thick skin that no one can beat.

Just open your mouth and say I don't know, I don't know, who is that, who is so vicious, you tell me I will beat him.

The sincerity in the eyes and the sincerity in the tone, if he hadn't been in the Central Plains, he was also the Central Plains Chuya, and he had seen through the nature of his Dazai, or he would have believed this nonsense.

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai rubbed up again, and told him that I came here in time and worked hard. I came back at a critical moment, otherwise you will be kissed by someone you don't know?Eh, speaking of which, have you ever kissed someone before? Surely not, right?You’re such a straight man, don’t talk about a one-night stand with a girlfriend, I’m telling you, don’t give your first kiss to a man you don’t know casually, even if you’re gay, it doesn’t matter. We’ve known each other for so long, it’s impossible, you can give it to me—— Eh, eh, eh, take it easy, it's going to break, it's going to be broken! !Let me tell you the truth, our relationship has seen each other naked, why can't we just kiss each other——pain, pain, pain, I won't say it, I won't say it!

Nakahara Chuya pulled his face and held Dazai Osamu's arm, and then twisted the opponent's arm behind him with a grappling hand to force him to shut up with pain therapy.

Listen to what people say?He was so angry that he quarreled with the other party again.

"You don't have a clear mind and I don't care about it with you. After all, you and me are divided between you and me. You are really rude to yourself. Dazai, you fucking came here to kiss me. I haven't asked you what you are thinking. Why is this person so fussy? It’s none of your business whether I kissed someone else! It’s none of your business whether I had a one-night stand! Is my nightclub and bar better than you?! I’ll tell you it’s not your first kiss. Please put your heart back in your stomach! I don’t care how many girls you kissed outside and how many women you slept with, so don’t bother me with such a long hand!”

After speaking, he turned over and pulled the quilt to cover himself and lay down.

He thought that he spoke so clearly and clearly that Osamu Dazai wanted to sleep peacefully with a bit of vision, but suddenly he felt that the bed beside his head had sunk, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the other party had climbed up The bed put his hand directly next to his ear, and when he looked up, he saw Osamu Dazai's face.

This distance is very bad, or this posture is very bad, at least it makes Nakahara Chuya, who is more troubled and more tempered, about to get angry at that time, but Dazai Osamu's expression is also ugly, with a black face, he looks like he is still there The expression on the face of certain incidents when the port mafia was involved.What I have to say is even worse than that time.

Unlike the inexplicable murderous aura he felt on the other party in the past half month, this time the perception was more like the smell he was familiar with, which made him feel for a moment that Dazai Osamu really hadn't changed much. The person who squatted on the roof with him and had barbecue with him years ago was exactly the same.

But think about it again, if you are a person, what else can you become?

"What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips. To be honest, this person is really delicate and good-looking. Just a face punched there makes people feel pleasing to the eye.Usually he was giggling and laughing, and he looked like he was not doing anything right, but the reason why he didn't get beaten to death on the spot after doing such a stupid thing as inviting others to die for love was precisely because of this face.Now that the layer of skin that was usually wrapped outside has faded away, it has returned to the familiar appearance of Osamu Dazai, the whole person is like a fish taken out of the water, gloomy and damp.

"Ah... Chuya, I thought you were so stupid and your mind was full of tasks and work. Even if you know how to do housework, cooking, and laundry, these trivial things are all because of my learning, so you usually don't have your own. Spare time. Even if you go to places like bars and nightclubs, you will go out with those annoying subordinates who have no brains and only repeat tasks like robots. The time that I can arrange has long been squeezed by other people. It's full—so, at some point I don't know, I got close to someone else?"

The tone of these words was very bad, to the point of being too bad, Nakahara Nakahara was also a little surprised at what kind of anger Dazai Osamu had made, and then the other party took a breath and said: "Who will fall in love with you? Tell me I’m curious. Nakaya is not tall and has a bad temper. He gets angry easily at every turn—although he is still a gentleman to other people. Heh, it’s just because he’s not familiar with you so he keeps a sense of distance? Who can know you? Can I still get close to you after being a human? Who is it? Who did you kiss?"

After speaking, he wanted to reach out to touch his neck, but Nakahara directly covered Osamu Dazai's face with his palms first, then clasped his hands and grabbed the mandible of the other party, lifting the person who was pressing on him. He turned over and changed positions with Osamu Dazai, and he put one hand on Osamu Dazai's ear and looked down at the other party.

"Dazai, let me tell you very clearly that I have nothing to do with you now. You have no right to control anything about me. Although I felt that something was wrong with you at the beginning, I think it should be no problem if it is you , so I don’t ask, after all, since the two of us parted ways four years ago, no one has the right to meddle in each other’s private affairs. You can’t affect me anymore if you change or you don’t change, no matter how you say it, I won’t I will wake you up and clean up the mess for you and wipe your ass for you. Similarly, even if it changes, it is impossible to disturb my sleep, snatch my barbecue, and steal my card. I thought there was such a tacit understanding between the two of us, So during the time before, even though I realized that you had changed a lot after half a year, I still didn’t ask a question, it was just your own choice. Therefore——” He stretched out a finger to point at Dazai Zhi's chest, with a pair of blue eyes open fixedly looking at each other: "I don't care what's going on with you now, and why are you different from each other. Even though I say this, I feel that since 'you' is still 'you' ', 'Osamu Dazai' or 'Osamu Dazai', there is no difference for me. As you once said, even if a person changes, as long as he remains the same person, there is no difference. You can do whatever you want , but don't bother me too much, I really don't have much patience with you, I used to be a partner and I could convince myself not to beat you, but now we have a relationship with nothing, I will really kill you."

The emotion in his eyes was very determined, or so serious that there was no possibility of a joke.The wound on his waist was still aching, and if he hadn't been agile enough at the time of the opening, his intestines might have flown out.Being able to persist in strenuous exercise until now is only due to his strong physical fitness, and he himself is not due to human beings.

After finishing speaking, Nakahara Nakaya straightened up and rolled over from the other party's body, and kicked the man off the bed, ignoring the muffled sound of landing at noon, he rolled over and was about to fall asleep.

All in all, he knew that there was a problem with Osamu Dazai, but after he was able to confirm that this person was still Osamu Dazai, not affected by the ability, or changed due to external interference, he really didn't care about other things.

After all, 'Osamu Dazai' is 'Osamu Dazai', he is still him, and he himself gets nervous from time to time, and sometimes he behaves neurotic, so Zhongyuan Zhong didn't intervene in this kind of matter, because he has no identity and eligibility.

Being sleepy is really sleepy, so the person who was thrown on the ground planned to do whatever he wanted, and fell asleep after a while.They didn't sleep very well this time, and the injuries on their bodies were not treated well. Since they came in secretly, they couldn't call the hotel service in a fair manner.When he woke up again, he happened to see Osamu Dazai slipping the door and picking the lock to open the door, and came in with a plastic bag in his hand.

No need to ask if he will be discovered or how to get out, he is still clear about Osamu Dazai's ability, the other party carried the belt and walked to the bedside, took out a few bottles of mineral water from it, and then took out bottles and cans Canister of potion and brand-new bandages and tell him, Chuya, let me help you.

This time he didn't refuse, and he wasn't some hypocritical person who wanted to get angry after a quarrel—ah, although this was actually a normal operation for them, they didn't care about such trivial details at all when it came to business.

Zhong Yuanzhong also directly took off his shirt, and the bandage wrapped around his waist was already soaked in blood, the black and red one looked particularly oozing.Osamu Dazai took off the things on his body with ease and threw them into the trash can one by one before he saw the current injury. He looked down and felt that he could see his intestines through the broken opening , the epidermis was all torn off, and the underlying texture could not be seen clearly, only the flesh agitated by breathing remained. Osamu Dazai's eyelids twitched, and then he was about to follow him with the medicine.

"What did you do?"

"Try to be hunted down by 230 supernatural beings?"

"Forget it, it hurts to think about it."

The moment the irritating potion was on the wound, Nakahara let out a hiss, but he didn't dodge it and frowned. Osamu Dazai glanced at him quietly and slowed down. , and then muttered in a low voice, saying that you should be more careful next time, although I think you are so rare, but at least you have to die, if the waist is pierced and turned into two pieces, it will be too ugly.

Zhongyuan Zhongya said without looking back, can you just shut up and expect me to die?

"I didn't look forward to it very much, shouldn't I sigh?"

"Okay, I know your words are annoying, so you don't have to speak."

"That's too suffocating."

"It's up to you to suffocate."

Osamu Dazai pretended he didn't hear him. He wrapped the bandage around his waist and washed a beautiful bow tie. He turned sideways and patted the back of the other's hand and stared at him. Then he cried out in pain. In the voice, he changed his clothes and put them on, and glanced at the clock on the wall, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.

Eight hours have passed, and they have not yet reached Palermo, so they must arrive at the designated area within the specified number of days, and if the corresponding time is exceeded, Japan will send people over.