【Double Black】As You Like It

As for the Xiaolongbao in Chinatown, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn’t bring it to him. He said, should I thank you for not letting me bring you a bowl of soupy wontons? Dazai looked at him with blinking eyes, and put his hands together Put it on your lips and tell him you're welcome.

No need to thank me, he slapped the man's head in front of the sky, and laughed when he heard the man's pain.

Yokohama is close to the sea, and it used to be a concession, so even though the land has been taken back for a long time, many people are immigrants.Osamu Dazai likes to swipe his phone when he is not playing games to search for random news and read it to him.

What is the name of the port mafia on which street has someone collecting protection money recently, or which cadre found a lover and was discovered by the real wife and began to overturn.And Nakahara Nakaya was sitting on the rickety railing on the roof, eating wontons in Yokohama Chinatown, while listening to Dazai Osamu with a dead fish-eyed expression, almost lying in his ear talking about these little corners gossip.

After talking for a while, he said that Chuya was hungry and I wanted to eat wontons. Zhongya, who had eaten half of it, raised his arms and wanted to throw him off.Osamu Dazai would hang it around his neck and say, "It's so dangerous, I'm going to fall to my death. If I fall to my death, it's a shame that I won't die with me." And he held up the wonton in his hand to prevent the soup from spilling out. Find a way to get rid of the annoying spirit Dazai Osamu.

He said that if you know the danger, don't make trouble for a while and just go down and buy it with you, but the reason why the annoying person is annoying is that the annoying person doesn't follow the basic law, so he said confidently that I have a middle school, why do I still want to be myself? Buy, I will eat the bowl in your hand.

There are ghosts in the Central Plains who can compromise, so they floated up from the railing, and floated to a place where Osamu Dazai couldn't reach. He ate the wontons in the bowl and the soup together. Showing the empty bowl to the other party means that you should give up and you will be hungry if I eat everything in your stomach.

After returning to the dormitory, Osamu Dazai lay on his bed, occupied his quilt and sandwiched his pillow, pretending to be crying, accusing him of being ruthless and unreasonable. Only then is ruthless and unreasonable.

Then the two debated for two hours about who was ruthless and unreasonable. After arguing and arguing, he couldn't speak up to Dazai Osamu, so he took his green jacket from the back of the chair with anger , pick up the key and go out.

Osamu Dazai straightened up from the bed, and asked him where he was going at night, why did he have to go out, he angrily said that it is okay to go out to eat after arguing with you, and then the other party got up from the bed, and also from the back of the chair The boss took his own overcoat and shouted from the inside of the house that I will go too, and I will go too.

So on the way down the stairs, the two of them started arguing again about how annoying they were to each other. He said that Osamu Dazai was a giant baby who was troublesome to death and had a surprisingly bad personality, while Osamu Dazai said that he had a bad temper and a bad brain. It also discriminates too much.

He uttered a loud question, then yelled at the other party again, yes, I will treat you differently, don’t fucking want me to help you bring food from abroad to starve to death, you green mackerel Forget it, give me your phone at night Roll out of bed and sleep in your own bed!

The other party started to shake his head crazily as soon as he heard it, clutching his pocket and saying how can it be that the mobile phone lady has already planned to make a promise with her body, wouldn't it be breaking up a lover if you take her back now?

Although he always knew that this person was shameless, he never expected to be so shameless. Nakahara Nakaya, with his hands in his pockets, stood under the streetlight and stopped in shock, watching Dazai Osamu behind him twitching the corners of his mouth, struggling for a long time He walked over and pushed the person onto the street lamp and started grabbing the phone.

——It’s so disgusting, your metaphor is so disgusting!Give me back my phone!

——What are you really trying to break us up!

——You really got into the drama, what on earth are you going to marry a mobile phone for? You idiot!

——Then you are not allowed to take the phone away and not let me go to bed at night!

——Dazai is three years old and sleeps in your own bed!

——I don't want Zhongye placenta!

——Fuck you a hammer plate!

He pressed Osamu Dazai under the street lamp and hammered it. The flickering halo of the lamp above his head actually looked very comfortable. Many moths flapped their wings around the light. He obviously didn't use any force, but Osamu Dazai just screamed. , clutching his body, stretched his neck and said to him, oh, oh, it hurts too much, take it easy, you are so fierce.

He thought to himself that I didn't try hard enough, what are you yelling for? He searched the other person's pockets all over his body but couldn't find his mobile phone. Waist up to look at his face, and say that you are angry with me, Zhongya, why are you so narrow-minded?

He was so angry that he kicked Osamu Dazai's ass, and the two of them walked to the night barbecue stand noisily. The two of them sometimes deal with the scene and come back hungry and dizzy in the middle of the night, and they will come to the barbecue restaurant across the street. The restaurant closes at [-] o'clock, the boss knows them very well, he knows that one is spicy and the other is not spicy, and the wine is only served with a bottle of beer. After finishing, they go to the store to work and let them choose by themselves.

Nakahara stood in front of the freezer and looked at the food inside. Most of the food he picked was meaty. Osamu Dazai ate a lot of vegetarians, but it wasn’t that he didn’t like meat. He would often order a plate of grilled crab legs. Even if he hated peeling the shells, he would never tire .

In fact, Osamu Dazai brought him here at the beginning, and then it became a good place for them to have supper. Sometimes when two people sleep on the bed, the other party will ask him why you eat so much at night and still not gain weight. I turned around and replied that I have exercise every day. I also do the end of the task every day. I am so tired that I am fat.After speaking, he turned over to face Osamu Dazai and asked, could it be you who are fat?

The other party refused to answer his question and gave him the back of his head. Although he said that there was less barbecue to eat, there were more crabs. Zhongyuan Zhong, who was sitting on the seat peeling the crab shells, realized later that this person pulled him together Going out to BBQ just because I'm too lazy to peel the shells.

The well-known Hong Kong and Heiress's gravitational force uses supernatural powers to peel crabs for his partner, which can make people laugh out loud, but Osamu Dazai thinks there is no problem. He is eating crab legs in his mouth and talking to him while chewing. This is called maximum utilization, and Nakahara was so angry that he wanted to smash the crab legs he was holding into Dazai Osamu's neck.

Although I had a lot of tasks when I was young, I was always full of energy, and I was always able to find time to play back and forth in the city of Yokohama.In fact, the two of them don't always get together. In any case, they look at each other and hate each other and are prone to quarrels. But as long as they find something interesting, they will let each other know.

When he saw spies in the parade team, he would ask passers-by to borrow his mobile phone to call him, and he heard Osamu Dazai complaining, "Chuya, I'm in the ranking. I'll die after you make this call." If you don't, just leave a sentence: I'm on the street two streets next to the city center, and I hung up the call if I didn't come.

And Osamu Dazai would suddenly appear when he was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch, sit down and break open a pair of disposable chopsticks to scoop up noodles from his bowl, consciously ask the proprietress to bring another empty bowl, and share the noodles Soup base with beef ingredients.

Before he got angry, he slowly talked about a new game hall in a commercial street. The arcade machines inside are the latest models, and the IP is a work that both of them have seen and liked. If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, why don’t you skip work to go and have a look? .

Everyone in Hong Kong knows about their bickering, and most people will think that they are partners with a very bad relationship, while others will think that they have a good relationship. Become real PK.

Ozaki Koyo and Hirotsu Yanagi often told them to be more tolerant, you are partners anyway, you must know how difficult it is to be a partner.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't think it was difficult to find a partner. He felt that his partner was picked up in a trash can. When he first met him, he stepped on the ground and kicked him. His dog, either snatching his mobile phone or his bed, because of his temper, he didn't beat Osamu Dazai to death.

Originally thought that such a thing as a partner should be found by oneself or run in with the other party, and then Mori Ogai directly threw him to Osamu Dazai to let them skip the running-in period, skip the selection steps, and even skip their own opinions. Touching the two of them became the most stable relationship in the legend-partners.

But reading as a partner writing is troublesome.

No, writing is annoying.

Annoying Jing leaned on his back and yelled that the weather is so hot, I want to eat popsicles, I want to turn on the air conditioner, and I want to buy watermelon. He is holding a mobile phone in his hand and starting to check the mission points. There are likely to be cold guns around. Enemy, in order not to let this person continue to yell and seek death, he said yes, I will buy it for you, shut up, you are too noisy.

The annoying man stopped talking, and happily leaned into his ear and whispered in his ear, then I want to eat cute food, I want to cover myself with a quilt and blow on the air conditioner, I want to eat seedless watermelon.He rolled his eyes and said how the hell did you ask for so much, then he lifted his leg and smashed the ruined concrete slab under his feet, kicked out the splashed gravel and killed the enemy hiding behind the cover.

He stretched out his hand and pulled the sleeve of the black windbreaker that was draped over the man's shoulders, and walked forward cursing while pulling, he scolded Osamu Dazai for being a little self-conscious that they were doing a task and don't be full of watermelons, but the other party leaned over and winked innocently Eyes, I don’t think I’m full of watermelon, what I’m thinking about is how cute it is.

He tossed out the annoying spirits full of cuteness, and then began to clean up the battlefield. Osamu Dazai stood behind him and watched him kill. After the killing, he began to interrogate the survivors. Basically, he would not look at the interrogation process. It’s too dark and easy to have nightmares at night, so I went to a corner of the collapsed house to smoke, and sometimes the man came back after smoking two cigarettes in a row, lying on his shoulder and saying, do you have any more? root.

So Nakahara, who was squatting on the ground, also took a cigarette out of the cigarette case and handed it to Osamu Dazai who was bent over his head, and the other party leaned forward and bit it with his mouth. Both sides of the windbreaker hung around him, and from a distance it looked like it was wrapped in a dark cloak.

He raised his head slightly to get closer to Osamu Dazai, and touched the other's cigarette butt with his own. The two were close at hand, sniffing each other's breath and the smell of blood on their bodies. The moment the tobacco was lit, white wafted from their mouths. The smoke, the smell of nicotine was very strong, and Nakahara Nakahara told Osamu Dazai to stay away from him in distaste, and they left together when the logistics team arrived.

The other party held the cigarette between his slender fingers, and smoked very slowly and carefully. The two of them leaned against the wall quietly, smoking one after another. Take the cigarette away, and tell him not to smoke too much or it will smell bad.

He glanced at him without saying a word, but in the next second he watched the man put half of a cigarette in his mouth. Osamu Dazai said, let's go and eat the cuter, so he pushed his back and the two of them returned to the sunny place land above.

In order to survive this hot summer, Zhongya Nakahara spent money to buy a small refrigerator and put it in their dormitory. He agreed on half of the space for one person, but after a week, he found that the refrigerator was half eaten by Osamu Dazai. The watermelon, frozen below is the wholesale ice cream.

And it's all so much cuter.

This means that he bought all the watermelon ice cream and the refrigerator, and Osamu Dazai didn't pay a single penny. Afterwards, he stuffed his own card into his pocket, vowing that he would not spend another penny on the other party.

When everything was finished, Osamu Dazai turned on the air conditioner and writhed on his bed like a wriggling earthworm. He turned over and rubbed his head up next to him, saying that the refrigerator was empty, let's continue buying.

——Do not buy, do not eat.

——Hey, why all of a sudden——Aren’t you uncomfortable?

——Do I have too much demand for this kind of food?

— But I really want to eat.

——You just got gastroenteritis from eating too much ice cream last week!

——What's the matter, I'm willing to get gastroenteritis for cuteness.

--screw you!I will pay for the medical expenses, and I will take care of people in the middle of the night. I sacrificed my sleep and carried you to the hospital so that you can continue to torture me after you recover!

He pushed Dazai Osamu's face aside, said that you can buy it yourself if you want, and then continued to play his game, no matter how much this man tosses, he will not let go.

They had a rough time that summer, perhaps because few people were bored and willing to make troubles under the high temperature, and their work content was relatively easy, so they didn’t go out to work much, either blowing the air conditioner in the Hong Kong and Hei Building or working on their own. The dormitory is air-conditioned.

When it was too hot, he would lie on the bed and sleep sprawled, pulling the collar of his racerback vest and putting his head under the sink to take a shower, while Osamu Dazai squatted in front of the refrigerator in flip flops to scoop up popsicles.He said that you are not allowed to eat three sticks today, so he grabbed the other party's shirt collar and pulled it over.

When the weather was the hottest, they would lie in bed and take a nap in the afternoon. The drowsy and sunny day was so hot that it was uninspiring. Although the air conditioner was blowing, the lowest temperature that could be set was only 25 degrees, which made people feel suffocated.

He talked nicely to Osamu Dazai, it was too hot so we could go to sleep separately, this man's head was shaking like a rattle, no matter how we climbed into his bed, he couldn't get up.

It was another year of business trip. When I was 16 years old, I changed the hat that Rimbaud gave me and put it away, and changed it to a high-end custom style. I wore a plaid shirt and rolled up my sleeves and stood in Hong Kong’s own airport waiting for people. , Dazai Osamu squatted aside, and said in a rambling manner that you remembered to bring me something to eat. It is said that there are a lot of desserts in Western Europe.The person who was only wearing a white shirt and a raincoat and sunscreen was so hot that he fell on him. Nakahara also shook his shoulders and said, "You're so hot, I'm going to sweat soon."When the wind blowing from the helicopter's wings almost blew away the baseball cap Nakahara was wearing on his head, he said to Osamu Dazai that I would wear it for you when I found out.

In fact, when he comes back from a business trip, Osamu Dazai will ask him to talk about any affair. At that time, the annoying spirit has learned to deceive the feelings of the little girl, telling him whether the beautiful ladies abroad have a special flavor, and the middle school also likes big breasts. The ones still have small breasts, and the ones who like petite ones still like big sisters with long legs.

Hearing this, Nakahara Nakaya always blushed and wanted to sink Osamu Dazai into Tokyo Bay, but the slippery man ran ahead and turned his head to him slightly, shouting that he was so angry. Didn't soak it? It's really a dish!

After finishing speaking, he laughed at him and said that if you like big sister, there is no play!Because of the height difference, it will become too miserable for a mother and child to love each other!

The past is unbearable to look back on, and thinking of this kind of thing makes my head hurt when I come to Central Plains.

These things that happened in the past are not intentionally remembered, but the bits and pieces are too many, and they are printed in my mind.

The next day, after he got up from the bed, he looked at Osamu Dazai, who was not sleeping soundly, and he got out of bed after arranging the man's hands and feet in plaster.The flight time is in the afternoon, but you always have to go out early when you get to the airport. The 22-year-old Nakahara Nakahara will no longer be as angry as the 16-year-old because of Osamu Dazai’s nonsense. I feel that the other party is really annoying and jumpy, and there is no advantage at all except a face that looks like a dog.

After washing up, I stood in the kitchen cooking, thinking about why I liked this person in the first place, but I felt that there was no answer and no result. After thinking about it, my mind was filled with water and my eyes were blinded by lard. Might like such a mallet.

After waking him up and feeding him, he glanced at his watch, hung his suit on his arm and was about to go out with his suitcase.

Before he left, Osamu Dazai tried to persuade him to take him with him, but he held him at home and swiped his phone to call someone to take care of him.The contact person in charge called and said that he had disembarked in Italy. While talking with his mobile phone, he tied up his watch, cufflinks and tie. Finally, he put on his suit jacket and put on his hat. Before going out, he turned his head and looked into his tearful eyes The barking Dazai sighed.

"Okay, don't pretend to be so wronged and look at me. It's not like I won't come back. I'll bring you some Italian flower cakes. If you pass by Sicily, I'll take some photos for you. Tell me, okay?" ?”