After traveling through the book "Machinery and Conspiracy" for so long, Guan Qingxian thought about staying away from the muddy water and living a down-to-earth life, thinking about showing his feet and being discovered by Lin Haihai that he was not the original owner, and thinking about simply going through the plot, and being killed when the day came. pull to behead...
But he never thought that one day, his dear father would carefully look at his face and ask:
"Don't you... like men?"
he?
like men? !
How can it be!
Regarding his own sexual orientation, Guan Xiaoxian didn't want to shake his head and deny it immediately, but his avoidance attitude fell into the eyes of Guan Dahai and Lin, and it made the two elders feel a sudden tug in their hearts.
Immediately, Lin's nose was sore, and her eyes were red, and she pulled Guan Xian's hand:
"Son, tell mother, have you heard someone gossiping about you again?"
Guan Xiaoxian shook his head like a rattle: "Mother, don't think about it..."
"It's outrageous!" Guan Dahai hummed with a sullen face, "I knew they must still be thinking about it! Especially Mrs. Zhao on West Street, who brought up our children's affairs every now and then. Damn, our family won’t buy their steamed buns in the future. There’s also the pancake seller at Qiaotou, whose mouth is worse than an old lady’s…”
"Where is this going?" Seeing that the second elder almost wanted to list all the neighbors in the neighborhood as enemies, Guan leisurely defended himself loudly, "Father, mother, you made a mistake, I am not a broken sleeve at all!"
As soon as the words fell, Guan Dahai snorted:
"Aren't you? The bastard who ran to the small hotel at the age of 16, isn't that you?"
"what?!"
This sentence was like a bolt from the blue to Guan Xiaoxian, his heart was beating wildly in his chest, Guan Xiaoxian clutched his chest, his legs gave way suddenly, and he fell to the ground with a plop.
Lin was taken aback, and quickly reached out to pull him up, but Guan Xiaoxian grabbed Lin's arm with his backhand, looked at her in shock, his lips trembled for a long time, and then asked with difficulty:
"Mom, did I... go whoring?"
Lin's face flushed: "What are you talking about! My son is so obedient, how could he go to such an unruly place!"
Guan Dahai snorted coldly: "If I hadn't arrived in time to drag him out of that place, he would be a regular visitor to the Xiaowan Hotel now!"
"You who are in charge, don't say a few words!"
Lin said anxiously, Guan Dahai just shut up and stopped talking.
Guan Xiaoxian heard the whole story from the two people's words, and she was so excited that tears filled her eyes. Looking at Guan Haihai, she called out affectionately:
"Dad!"
"What are you doing!"
"Thank you, son!" Guan Xiaoxian said while covering his heart, his face full of fear.
Guan Dahai paused, deliberately put on a straight face to bluff Guan Xiaoxian and said:
"In short, you are not allowed to go to that kind of place in the future! If you let me know, I will break your leg!"
Guan Xiaoxian shook his head again and again: "No, no!"
Seeing that he agreed straight away, Guan Xiaoyao's tough expression eased, he looked at Lin who kept winking at the side, and calmly brought back the topic:
"By the way, according to your mother, you said yesterday that you want to get married?"
Consciously finally getting rid of the suspicion of "broken sleeve", Guan Xiaoxian is in a good mood at the moment, and nodded almost without thinking:
"Yes, I think I'm old too, and it's time to start a family."
Hearing this, Guan Dahai and Lin's entire faces lit up almost instantly, and they looked at each other, seeing excitement and joy in each other's eyes.
My son is finally willing to change!
Guan Dahai was so excited that he clasped his hands on the bench tightly, and then he restrained his urge to jump up, the corners of his mouth were still uncontrollably raised, and he only pretended to be careless and asked:
"Then you, are you looking for a girl?"
Guan Xiaoxian opened his mouth, but before he could speak, he was snatched away by Lin.
"There must be!" Lin said firmly, "Why else would my son suddenly have the idea of marrying a wife! I just don't know which girl it is from?"
Although Xiaoxian wanted to deny it, but he was afraid that the two of them would still hold on to his "broken sleeve", so he stammered:
"She is, is..."
Guan Dahai tried his best to open his eyes wide, and his eyes were full of expectations: "Which family is the girl from? Tell me, and tomorrow I will find a matchmaker to propose marriage for you!"
This is too urgent!
Bathed in the fiery gaze of the two, after a while, fine beads of sweat appeared on Guan Xiaoxian's forehead, he could hardly hold back the serious expression on his face, and could only curse secretly in his heart.
grass!After wearing books for so long, he didn't even know a girl!
...Wait, he seemed to know one, no, two not long ago!
The faces of Princess Chengping and Xiaoru appeared in his mind, Guan Qingxian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help calling out "Perfect" in his heart!
Female, of the right age, with good looks, and a pleasant personality—Xiao Ru is simply a savior given to him by God!
What's more, Xiaoru is not in the capital right now, with such a long distance, even if Guan Dahai and Lin want him to get married immediately, he still has an excuse to delay!
As long as the second elder's mouth is blocked, he will have plenty of time to slowly find a wife!
Thinking of this, Guan Qingxian no longer hesitated, and hurriedly said under Guan Haihai's repeated urging:
"Father, you don't need to propose marriage, my sweetheart is not in the capital right now!"
"Not in the capital?" Guan Dahai withdrew his happy face, and turned suspicious, "Except for sending relatives off a while ago, you have never been out of the capital."
"That's right." Guan Qingxian nodded, and said very naturally, "Didn't I go to Pingyao City with the procession before? That girl is in the procession."
"...What?" The smile on Guan Dahai's face froze.
Lin didn't think about it so much, and when she heard that her son really had a sweetheart, she immediately said happily:
"Oh, Pingyao City is far away! My son, why don't we write a letter to that little girl first..."
When Guan Dahai heard the words, he stared suddenly and roared angrily:
"Write what to write!"
The suddenly raised voice was like a thunderclap in the dry land. Guan Qingxian, who had just got up from the ground, slipped and almost fell back to the ground. Fortunately, he supported the floor with both hands, which avoided secondary damage to the lower body.
It's just that Guan Xiaoxian was very puzzled why Guan Haihai had such a big reaction, he turned his head and looked at Guan Haihai suspiciously:
"father?"
Lin was also taken aback by his sudden roar, she reacted quickly and took two steps closer, and asked:
"Master, what's the matter with you?"
Guan Dahai opened his mouth and looked at his bewildered wife. He swallowed the words that just came to his mouth, then turned his head suddenly, and vented all his anger on his son:
"You! What time is it and you still don't sleep?! No wonder you don't go to the imperial dining room to be on duty every morning. Tell yourself how many times you have beaten your father in the past few months since you entered the palace!"
"...Father?" Guan Xiaoxian was confused by the scolding.
He wasn't on duty in the imperial dining room!
Guan Dahai stared: "Why don't you go back to your room and let me sleep?!"
"But I haven't had dinner yet..."
Guan Xiaoxian rubbed his empty stomach, not wanting Guan Dahai to get more emotional, pointing at the tip of his nose and cursing angrily:
"How did I give birth to such a stupid son like you? You know how to eat all day long, you see? You see?! I have to beat you today..."
"I'm going to bed!"
Guan Xiaoxian quickly got up from the ground and ran to his room swiftly. The moment he entered the door, he felt a gust of cool wind behind his buttocks. , making a muffled sound.
"Dangdang!"
Guan Xian's door quickly closed.
"Hey, I'm so mad!"
Guan Haihai stepped on the shoe of the other foot wearing only socks, holding his chest and panting heavily, while peeking at the movement in Guan's spare room.
Mrs. Lin had already seen that he was putting on a show. Seeing that the door of her son's room was closed tightly, she pushed him:
"Don't look, my son was scared away by you. What's wrong with you, head of the family?"
"Oh, my silly daughter-in-law!" Guan Dahai covered his head and grinned, "Didn't you hear your son say that he likes the girl in the wedding party?"
Lin was even more puzzled: "Yes, isn't this a good thing?"
"What a fart!" Guan Dahai gritted his teeth and said, "Who else is there for the girl in the wedding party? Our silly boy has fallen in love with the princess!"
"Princess?!" Lin was so frightened when Guan Dahai reminded her, her lips trembled for a while before she said with difficulty, "Isn't the princess married?!"
"So, our son is in trouble!"
"What?!" Lin's eyes darkened, and she suddenly felt that life was hopeless. She tugged on Guan Dahai's sleeve, her expression frightened, "What should I do now?"
At this moment, Guan Dahai's thoughts suddenly became clear. He took a deep breath and said calmly:
"It's time to prepare for a leisurely marriage event."
Lin wanted to cry without tears: "Didn't you plan to go to the house a few years ago? But my son doesn't like girls' homes, and now he has finally found one. He is still a royal relative, and he is still married! I can't Just leave it to your son..."
Guan Dahai swallowed hard, held the teacup with his trembling hands, pretended to be calm and took a sip to his mouth, before the tension in his heart eased, Lin snatched the teacup from his mouth.
Lin: "There is no water in the glass, what are you drinking?"
Guan Dahai swallowed his saliva, and said in a difficult voice:
"Find, find someone we like leisurely. Men... are fine too!"
male? !
Lin suddenly became unhappy: "Then, if the son is actually a man, how can we hug our grandson!"
Guan Dahai sank like water: "If he can't think about it, he went to the princess, let alone the grandson, we can't even keep our son!"
Lin was still a little hesitant, but Guan Dahai made the final decision:
"That's the deal, I'll go to the palace tomorrow to find someone to ask!"
The next day, Commander Qiao, who heard what Guan Dahai said, showed a thoughtful expression.
Of course Guan Dahai would not bluntly say that Guan Xiaoxian fell in love with the princess. He just euphemistically expressed his son's unusual sexual orientation and his family's desire for him to find a partner. Bowing his hands, he quietly stuffed a bag of silver into Qiao Xie's hand:
"I heard that Commander Qiao is the most well-informed here. The villain just wanted to find out if there is any suitable family that is willing to marry my family?"
Broken sleeves...
The heavy silver came into his hand, Qiao Xie came back to his senses, seeing Guan Haihai's slightly eager expression, his expression moved slightly, and he stuffed the silver back with his backhand.
Guan Dahai was anxious: "Commander Qiao, are you...?"
Qiao Xie smiled suddenly, and the upward arc of the corner of his mouth was quite meaningful:
"Director Guan, don't worry, there are many young talents in our imperial army, and there are quite a few who like men..."
The author has something to say:
Sorry >people<, no Chapter 2 today...
But he never thought that one day, his dear father would carefully look at his face and ask:
"Don't you... like men?"
he?
like men? !
How can it be!
Regarding his own sexual orientation, Guan Xiaoxian didn't want to shake his head and deny it immediately, but his avoidance attitude fell into the eyes of Guan Dahai and Lin, and it made the two elders feel a sudden tug in their hearts.
Immediately, Lin's nose was sore, and her eyes were red, and she pulled Guan Xian's hand:
"Son, tell mother, have you heard someone gossiping about you again?"
Guan Xiaoxian shook his head like a rattle: "Mother, don't think about it..."
"It's outrageous!" Guan Dahai hummed with a sullen face, "I knew they must still be thinking about it! Especially Mrs. Zhao on West Street, who brought up our children's affairs every now and then. Damn, our family won’t buy their steamed buns in the future. There’s also the pancake seller at Qiaotou, whose mouth is worse than an old lady’s…”
"Where is this going?" Seeing that the second elder almost wanted to list all the neighbors in the neighborhood as enemies, Guan leisurely defended himself loudly, "Father, mother, you made a mistake, I am not a broken sleeve at all!"
As soon as the words fell, Guan Dahai snorted:
"Aren't you? The bastard who ran to the small hotel at the age of 16, isn't that you?"
"what?!"
This sentence was like a bolt from the blue to Guan Xiaoxian, his heart was beating wildly in his chest, Guan Xiaoxian clutched his chest, his legs gave way suddenly, and he fell to the ground with a plop.
Lin was taken aback, and quickly reached out to pull him up, but Guan Xiaoxian grabbed Lin's arm with his backhand, looked at her in shock, his lips trembled for a long time, and then asked with difficulty:
"Mom, did I... go whoring?"
Lin's face flushed: "What are you talking about! My son is so obedient, how could he go to such an unruly place!"
Guan Dahai snorted coldly: "If I hadn't arrived in time to drag him out of that place, he would be a regular visitor to the Xiaowan Hotel now!"
"You who are in charge, don't say a few words!"
Lin said anxiously, Guan Dahai just shut up and stopped talking.
Guan Xiaoxian heard the whole story from the two people's words, and she was so excited that tears filled her eyes. Looking at Guan Haihai, she called out affectionately:
"Dad!"
"What are you doing!"
"Thank you, son!" Guan Xiaoxian said while covering his heart, his face full of fear.
Guan Dahai paused, deliberately put on a straight face to bluff Guan Xiaoxian and said:
"In short, you are not allowed to go to that kind of place in the future! If you let me know, I will break your leg!"
Guan Xiaoxian shook his head again and again: "No, no!"
Seeing that he agreed straight away, Guan Xiaoyao's tough expression eased, he looked at Lin who kept winking at the side, and calmly brought back the topic:
"By the way, according to your mother, you said yesterday that you want to get married?"
Consciously finally getting rid of the suspicion of "broken sleeve", Guan Xiaoxian is in a good mood at the moment, and nodded almost without thinking:
"Yes, I think I'm old too, and it's time to start a family."
Hearing this, Guan Dahai and Lin's entire faces lit up almost instantly, and they looked at each other, seeing excitement and joy in each other's eyes.
My son is finally willing to change!
Guan Dahai was so excited that he clasped his hands on the bench tightly, and then he restrained his urge to jump up, the corners of his mouth were still uncontrollably raised, and he only pretended to be careless and asked:
"Then you, are you looking for a girl?"
Guan Xiaoxian opened his mouth, but before he could speak, he was snatched away by Lin.
"There must be!" Lin said firmly, "Why else would my son suddenly have the idea of marrying a wife! I just don't know which girl it is from?"
Although Xiaoxian wanted to deny it, but he was afraid that the two of them would still hold on to his "broken sleeve", so he stammered:
"She is, is..."
Guan Dahai tried his best to open his eyes wide, and his eyes were full of expectations: "Which family is the girl from? Tell me, and tomorrow I will find a matchmaker to propose marriage for you!"
This is too urgent!
Bathed in the fiery gaze of the two, after a while, fine beads of sweat appeared on Guan Xiaoxian's forehead, he could hardly hold back the serious expression on his face, and could only curse secretly in his heart.
grass!After wearing books for so long, he didn't even know a girl!
...Wait, he seemed to know one, no, two not long ago!
The faces of Princess Chengping and Xiaoru appeared in his mind, Guan Qingxian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help calling out "Perfect" in his heart!
Female, of the right age, with good looks, and a pleasant personality—Xiao Ru is simply a savior given to him by God!
What's more, Xiaoru is not in the capital right now, with such a long distance, even if Guan Dahai and Lin want him to get married immediately, he still has an excuse to delay!
As long as the second elder's mouth is blocked, he will have plenty of time to slowly find a wife!
Thinking of this, Guan Qingxian no longer hesitated, and hurriedly said under Guan Haihai's repeated urging:
"Father, you don't need to propose marriage, my sweetheart is not in the capital right now!"
"Not in the capital?" Guan Dahai withdrew his happy face, and turned suspicious, "Except for sending relatives off a while ago, you have never been out of the capital."
"That's right." Guan Qingxian nodded, and said very naturally, "Didn't I go to Pingyao City with the procession before? That girl is in the procession."
"...What?" The smile on Guan Dahai's face froze.
Lin didn't think about it so much, and when she heard that her son really had a sweetheart, she immediately said happily:
"Oh, Pingyao City is far away! My son, why don't we write a letter to that little girl first..."
When Guan Dahai heard the words, he stared suddenly and roared angrily:
"Write what to write!"
The suddenly raised voice was like a thunderclap in the dry land. Guan Qingxian, who had just got up from the ground, slipped and almost fell back to the ground. Fortunately, he supported the floor with both hands, which avoided secondary damage to the lower body.
It's just that Guan Xiaoxian was very puzzled why Guan Haihai had such a big reaction, he turned his head and looked at Guan Haihai suspiciously:
"father?"
Lin was also taken aback by his sudden roar, she reacted quickly and took two steps closer, and asked:
"Master, what's the matter with you?"
Guan Dahai opened his mouth and looked at his bewildered wife. He swallowed the words that just came to his mouth, then turned his head suddenly, and vented all his anger on his son:
"You! What time is it and you still don't sleep?! No wonder you don't go to the imperial dining room to be on duty every morning. Tell yourself how many times you have beaten your father in the past few months since you entered the palace!"
"...Father?" Guan Xiaoxian was confused by the scolding.
He wasn't on duty in the imperial dining room!
Guan Dahai stared: "Why don't you go back to your room and let me sleep?!"
"But I haven't had dinner yet..."
Guan Xiaoxian rubbed his empty stomach, not wanting Guan Dahai to get more emotional, pointing at the tip of his nose and cursing angrily:
"How did I give birth to such a stupid son like you? You know how to eat all day long, you see? You see?! I have to beat you today..."
"I'm going to bed!"
Guan Xiaoxian quickly got up from the ground and ran to his room swiftly. The moment he entered the door, he felt a gust of cool wind behind his buttocks. , making a muffled sound.
"Dangdang!"
Guan Xian's door quickly closed.
"Hey, I'm so mad!"
Guan Haihai stepped on the shoe of the other foot wearing only socks, holding his chest and panting heavily, while peeking at the movement in Guan's spare room.
Mrs. Lin had already seen that he was putting on a show. Seeing that the door of her son's room was closed tightly, she pushed him:
"Don't look, my son was scared away by you. What's wrong with you, head of the family?"
"Oh, my silly daughter-in-law!" Guan Dahai covered his head and grinned, "Didn't you hear your son say that he likes the girl in the wedding party?"
Lin was even more puzzled: "Yes, isn't this a good thing?"
"What a fart!" Guan Dahai gritted his teeth and said, "Who else is there for the girl in the wedding party? Our silly boy has fallen in love with the princess!"
"Princess?!" Lin was so frightened when Guan Dahai reminded her, her lips trembled for a while before she said with difficulty, "Isn't the princess married?!"
"So, our son is in trouble!"
"What?!" Lin's eyes darkened, and she suddenly felt that life was hopeless. She tugged on Guan Dahai's sleeve, her expression frightened, "What should I do now?"
At this moment, Guan Dahai's thoughts suddenly became clear. He took a deep breath and said calmly:
"It's time to prepare for a leisurely marriage event."
Lin wanted to cry without tears: "Didn't you plan to go to the house a few years ago? But my son doesn't like girls' homes, and now he has finally found one. He is still a royal relative, and he is still married! I can't Just leave it to your son..."
Guan Dahai swallowed hard, held the teacup with his trembling hands, pretended to be calm and took a sip to his mouth, before the tension in his heart eased, Lin snatched the teacup from his mouth.
Lin: "There is no water in the glass, what are you drinking?"
Guan Dahai swallowed his saliva, and said in a difficult voice:
"Find, find someone we like leisurely. Men... are fine too!"
male? !
Lin suddenly became unhappy: "Then, if the son is actually a man, how can we hug our grandson!"
Guan Dahai sank like water: "If he can't think about it, he went to the princess, let alone the grandson, we can't even keep our son!"
Lin was still a little hesitant, but Guan Dahai made the final decision:
"That's the deal, I'll go to the palace tomorrow to find someone to ask!"
The next day, Commander Qiao, who heard what Guan Dahai said, showed a thoughtful expression.
Of course Guan Dahai would not bluntly say that Guan Xiaoxian fell in love with the princess. He just euphemistically expressed his son's unusual sexual orientation and his family's desire for him to find a partner. Bowing his hands, he quietly stuffed a bag of silver into Qiao Xie's hand:
"I heard that Commander Qiao is the most well-informed here. The villain just wanted to find out if there is any suitable family that is willing to marry my family?"
Broken sleeves...
The heavy silver came into his hand, Qiao Xie came back to his senses, seeing Guan Haihai's slightly eager expression, his expression moved slightly, and he stuffed the silver back with his backhand.
Guan Dahai was anxious: "Commander Qiao, are you...?"
Qiao Xie smiled suddenly, and the upward arc of the corner of his mouth was quite meaningful:
"Director Guan, don't worry, there are many young talents in our imperial army, and there are quite a few who like men..."
The author has something to say:
Sorry >people<, no Chapter 2 today...
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