Dress to be a celebrity

From the very beginning of the conference, the posts and the new editions of the books presented were all in an unprecedented new style.In the past two days since the conference was held, whether it was the grand scale of the lectures or the self-study session hosted by the organizer Song Shi himself, it was unprecedented since this dynasty, and it could be regarded as the first of its kind in the academic world.

Will he be able to come up with something amazing and unforgettable tomorrow?

able.And the closing ceremony.

The opening ceremony has a leader's speech, and the closing ceremony must also have a leader's speech.

Don't ask the leader Fang Xuezheng to comment on the success or failure of this conference and what are the shortcomings; don't ask Huan Tongjuan to speak as a representative of the superior Tingzhou government; don't invite Song County magistrate and leaders at all levels in the county to make comments on this conference Speech; if you don’t invite excellent lecturers Wang and Zhang to comment on the teaching philosophy and look forward to the future academic direction, how can you be worthy of this grand and unprecedented lecture exchange forum?

Not only should the leader speak, but also the leader should write an inscription.

A monument to the construction of the altar was erected in the Jianxian Pavilion next to the podium, and a monument to the Fujian Lecture Conference will be erected under the podium-every time the conference is held in the future, the masters who lecture will have to write their names on the monument.If there are more steles inscribed in the future, a forest of steles can be slowly paved from the pulpit to Jiaoyi Mountain. If the teacher who writes the inscription becomes the chief assistant or celebrity, even the forest of steles and the pulpit can be left in history.

Even if it is not so famous, it is still a historical building and a cultural tourist attraction.When he was a tour guide, he just took tourists to visit these ancient buildings and steles, and told people about the deeds of the ancients; now he can build a tourist attraction by himself and create a history of Fujian Confucianism exchange for future colleagues, which is also promising!

After the last lecturer finished his speech and came down from the stage, he urged the servants to take down the tables and chairs, put up white paper screens, and spread a roll of madder-dyed ten-meter red...red grass carpet on the ground.

Carpets are too expensive to afford.

It is affordable to spread the red silk alone, but the silk is too thin and it is easy to wrinkle. Putting the silk and satin under your feet is more likely to be criticized as extravagant.In particular, his father was still a local parental official, and a group of big households had just been inspected a few years ago. Spending too much money was easy to be suspected of undermining the melon field, so everything was kept simple when organizing this conference.

Anyway, no one has done this simplified version of the red carpet show before, and it still works.

The signature board was erected, and the red carpet rolled down from the front of the signature board to the front of the audience.The host Song Shi came to the stage from the side, and the lecturers were invited to come to the stage to write inscriptions as a souvenir.

The four teachers wrote the words, and replaced the new white silk screens to invite the students who came to give lectures to come to the stage to leave their names.The name on this white silk will not be engraved on a stele like the inscriptions of the teachers, but will remain in the Song Academy built on the hillside behind the podium, and will be taken out for students to observe in every academic exchange meeting. back.

Although it is impossible to erect a monument, having such a list also satisfies the urgency of these talents seeking fame.

More than 200 students who attended the conference were all registered when they came. Host Song took the roster and rolled their names one by one. Underneath, members of the Linquan Club guided them to the forum to receive a glass burner. Jiaoyi Mountain surrounded the forum image. Souvenirs, and then go on stage to the signature board to sign.

Song Shi also allowed them to stand in front of the screen for a while after signing, and enjoy the moment when hundreds of people were watching.

It's a pity that there is no photographer to record them.

But this is just the sigh of Song Shi alone. Those students walked the red carpet happily. Being able to stand in front of the signature board and be watched by so many scholars who are also celebrities in the province, have fame and talents, greatly satisfies their vanity .

There were also a few high-minded people who were unwilling to take this form, and Song Shi did not force them.After reading the list in order, I sent the last talented person off the stage, and said: "Thank you for your support, seniors and friends. The first Fujian Master Lecture Exchange Conference has successfully concluded here today. Now it is not far from the end of the Dragon Boat Festival holiday. Anyone who needs to go back in a hurry can arrange to leave immediately, and I will wait for the Confucian scholars in Wuping County to be the landlords, so I will naturally arrange to get off the horses and Cheng Yi to send everyone out of the country."

If you are not in a hurry to go home, you can still watch performances, attend a dinner later, and spend two more days in the local area: those who are willing to travel to the mountains and rivers, the staff of the organizing committee and the talents of the local Linquan Club can accompany everyone to visit Li Gang to study Temple, Lingdong Mountain, Dingguang Ancient Buddhist Temple and other scenic spots; if you don’t want to travel, but still want to exchange academic experience with friends, you can also register to borrow the podium to explain your ideas.

As soon as the word "borrowing the podium" was finished, there was a mess of cheers and doubts from the audience:

This podium can be borrowed by ordinary students. Can you give lectures on the podium?

As long as you register, you can talk, without picking someone's identity?Doesn't that mean that anyone can go on stage and say whatever they want!

What if the knowledge is not good, and what you say misleads the children?

The host Song waved his hands again and again, pressed the sound wave and explained: "Although all the participants of this conference were invited, they also listened to the lectures of the four teachers and thought it was worth listening and learning, so they stayed here. Today’s one? Well, how many students you can leave after taking the stage depends on your own knowledge.”

Everyone realized this problem after recovering from the excitement of being able to get on the big podium.

There were a lot of people attending the lectures in the past two days, because they were all invited by the organizing committee from family to family.Now that the conference is over, the organizing committee not only no longer organizes all the guests to participate in lectures, but also arranges tours in the county. Not only do they have to find students who are willing to attend the lectures, but they also have to compete with the official tours, otherwise...

Even if you go to the pulpit, you have to face the empty seats.

The students were full of thoughts, and some of them discussed how to deal with this opportunity in low voices with those around them: one, regardless of 21, [-], register first, and then talk after getting over the addiction of giving lectures on the high platform; while those who are not entangled in mundane affairs and are not in a hurry to return to their hometown can choose both, and try to go on stage after having enough fun first.

They were still thinking about it, the host Song had stepped down to arrange a change of venue, and organized the students to watch the closing performance in the empty space ahead.

Performances are not allowed on the pulpit.

It is necessary to maintain the professionalism of the forum, and it can only be used for academic exchanges to create a high-end image like Jixia Academy.Otherwise, why would they hold a provincial academic exchange meeting in a small Zhongxian County?

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Not far away, a new colorful shed has been set up beside the square, with tables and chairs under it, and drinks and food are placed.Beside the color shed, the most popular performers of a hundred operas in the local Wazi took turns to perform, such as pushing poles, spitting fire, dancing swords, storytelling... The finale was the two teams of Yuanshe Cuju.

It's not the usual small kicks and courts, but serious ball building.

Two bamboo poles, three feet high, two feet and eight inches wide in the middle, were set up in the field, and a space of one foot long was separated by bamboo poles on the top, and the left and right sides were blocked with nets, leaving only a round goal in the middle—about It was designed to conform to the flirtatious personality of Yuanshe's children, and this goal was called "Merry Eyes".The players of the two teams were separated on both sides of the goal, and they all wore short game jerseys made by Yuanshe.

Before Fengliu's eyes, there is a "dushujiao" who decides the outcome, holding two bamboo sticks in his hand to let each team draw lots to decide who will come first.

Although Wuping County is a small place, the mountain people have a strong martial arts atmosphere, and the atmosphere of sports is naturally good. The standard of Yuanshe is no worse than that of Dazhou County.Holding the lottery ball in Tsing Yi, turn around and make a hook, pass it to Xiao Se's foot facing the goal, and then pass it between the left and right nets, the front and back, and the back and forth, from slow to fast, from low to high, waiting for the momentum of the ball to accumulate When reaching the extreme point, the second ball head is passed to the ball head, and the ball head volleys in the air, straight through Merry Eyes!

A goal caught the eye, and there were thunderous cheers during the banquet.

There may be people who don't like other hundred operas, but this is the only one that everyone can kick twice, even if they don't understand it, they can tell whether it is good or bad.

The young scholars pointed out "Na Sanli's catch is not bad", "This kick is too early", "The ball was passed to the head before it was kicked properly", "The left army still has a higher chance of winning. , Why did the right army ball hit the net again"...

Fang Tixue and the two idle old gentlemen are not as involved as young people, but they still have to make comments based on experience, "The left army's lieutenant jumps well with this crutch", "The right army's lieutenant kicked a little low, and the ball is not good. stable".Even the elders at the age of the County Magistrate of Song Dynasty also recalled the bravery of the past: "When the officials were at the age of the dog, the kick ball was as high as [-] feet. If they played the ball off the field, they would be too flamboyant."

Eight feet is nothing!

When Fang Tixue was young, he was best at catching the ball with his shoulders and back. He overwhelmed Gao Qiu with the number of interceptions and prevented Liu Sanfu.Wang Zhifu used a pair of mandarin ducks and cane to kick the "Falling Flowers and Flowing Water" in the field of seven people, and he could really kick the six people to death.Zhang Langzhong is a master who "kicks ten thousand times with his feet and solves hundreds of thousands of tricks". As long as the ball touches his body, it seems to be covered with swim bladder, and he can't take it off.

The old gentlemen on the table were all unparalleled masters back then, and the two young men who were just playing were sitting quietly watching them reminisce about the old days.

At the same table, there was also a representative of Huang Xun who came to this county, Mr. Tian. At his age, he could still see the truth in the end, so he didn't dare to brag about it, and only humbly said "OK".Seeing that the two young men at the same table were silent, he asked them: "Lord Huan and Ziqi are at the age of romance, why don't you talk about your own football skills?"

Song Shi smiled shyly: "It's really inferior to my father and the elders who just kicked and kicked casually between the neighbors, and didn't dare to make a fool of themselves in front of the Fang family."

Although he has also become an official member of Yuanshe, he can play in an eight-foot-wide field.

Huan Ling is more modest: "The lower official is not as good as a younger brother, but he kicked a few times with his brothers and friends when he was young."

Tsk tsk tsk, these two young people are humble.Fang Tixue said with a smile: "Look at those young scholars, they are going to follow suit, and I don't see you changing color, you are too old."

Song Shi said with a smile: "It's also easy. There is a ready-made venue, and there are balls for elementary school students to play in the academy. Ask someone to fetch a few. When the game is won or lost, they will ask everyone to relax."

There are more than 200 program announcers out of 100 people on the pitch for a team to play football. Although the elders all remember the glorious years, they also heard that the left team scored seven goals and the right team scored five goals. Seeing that the left army will win.

Song Shi ordered people to fetch the ball and prizes, and after the "rectification" judged the outcome, he asked the players of the two teams to come up to salute the elders, and presented the prizes in front of Fang Tixue and them.

Winners are rewarded elsewhere, losers are punished, here he is also rewarded for losing, but the fabric is not as good.The head of the ball that should have been beaten was grateful. Song Shi thought of the national football team in his era, and he sighed a little bit differently. He helped him up and said, "You have also suffered hard, so you don't deserve to be punished. Everyone later When you play football next time, you should be a good training partner so that no one gets hurt."

His father and the two old gentlemen Wang and Zhang really couldn't get out of the game, but Fang Tixue was still in the fourth grade, and Master Tian was younger, so they both got out and tried.

Song Shi personally left the field to accompany them, and Huan Ling also left the field. The four of them faced each other two by two, and kicked "Four Disregards" in the order of east, west, north, south.Because Master Tian can only use the back of his feet to kick, and occasionally use the shin, Fang Tixue is good at cutting up and solving numbers. He needs to catch with the shoulder, back, and elbow. Beating as you like, dexterous as you like, quite at the level of Mr. Zhang when he was young.

Although he failed to give Mr. Tixue the good skills he claimed, it still allowed him to catch it comfortably, and he didn't even hit the ground after many rounds of kicking.

Those who were about to land were picked up first by Huan Ling who was lowering.

Huan Ling was standing opposite Song Shi, with Fang Tixue at the top and Shiye Tian at the bottom, except that occasionally Fang Tixue missed a kick and needed to save it, it didn't take much effort, and he had time to watch his juniors after saving the ball One person flies two mediocre hands——

Today he changed into a brighter jade-colored gown. When he kicked, his legs, feet, waist, and shoulders all moved with the ball, his body swayed, and his clothes fluttered. :

"Flick the flower shoots down low, invade the cloud Han, and the moon is full in autumn."

He was reciting the old words, and someone in the audience sang "Yuansheshiyu".The group of good Cuju players, or a few romantic scholars among them, joined in and sang something like "When you see a round watch, let's take care of it".

Huan Ling never liked these flirtatious songs, and couldn't help but frown when he heard the words and phrases such as "round appearance" and "thick veins".

He subconsciously glanced at Song Shi, only to see that after listening to the Yuanshe song, he became more energetic and kicked more and more gracefully. He kicked the ball with his left foot, jumped up, jumped up, and kicked the outer ankle of his right foot so that A mandarin duck crutch gave the ball high to Fang Tixue.

Master Fang quickly caught it with his shoulder, and after a few tricks before passing it down, Huan Ling couldn't help cheering them up, and showed some real skills to kick.

After kicking a few rounds, Mr. Tian was the first one who couldn't hold on anymore, kicked the ball lowly, and sighed: "Students are really used to leisure these years. After playing a few balls, they are a little tired and must end .”

While he was speaking, the ball was passed to Huan Ling's feet.Huan Ling just turned the ball out, and when he heard him say "tired", he hooked his toes back again, and after a few rounds, he just pressed down an affectionate "two confrontations, a pair is born to be a pair", kicked To Song Shi who is directly opposite.

The author has something to say: If ancient football does not make other preparations and only kicks with one foot, the highest can only be mentioned.

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In the following original words, the five-pointed girl refers to the girl

"Man Ting Fang" Song Anonymous

Twelve fragrant skins, cut into round brocade, could it be that they are young enough to be harvested.In the depths of the green poplar, chasing and traveling freely.Flick the flower shoots low and slow down, invading Yunhan, and the moon is full in autumn.At the point of view, stealing the head and turning the cross, dancing the sleeve and brushing the silver hook.With pointed shoulders and crutches, Mr. Wuling, forget your worries at will.Intoxicated several times, building low and standing next to tall buildings.Although I don't meet the noble articles, I am divided into left and right, and I have been to the prince.Don't you know, idleness is the first, taking advantage of is romantic.

"Yuanshe City Language"

[Zisu Wan] When we meet each other in our spare time, we call and call our sons when we have free time, and we drink Luo Sheng, cough and talk, and I am happy, so I set my feet, and I want to be harmonious.Let me ask the Yi family, what kind of air is there, and how much do they care about the side of the officialdom?

[Wires of gold] Swirl up the gold and silver ingots, and the flowers and stars will shine on me, how can I avoid it?Recently, when we were playing games, we caught a glimpse of a watch circle under the curtain of the flower market, so we always paid attention to it.

[Good daughter] was born in Debao with sloppy makeup, beautiful body, embroidered belts bound feet, and better shoulders.The thrush enters the temples and the spring mountains are emerald.Bring powder tongs, and tie up an upturned bun.

[Doctor's Wife] hurried forward, hesitated, and was afraid that Wujiao would collide with me, so I didn't kick.The nets are full of sticks, and the round bottoms are loose. It's really hard to throw a sound, it's really hard.

[Good boy] Three cups of drink are offered, and the first is to enter the breath, and to go to the resting place tonight, to take care of people.How do you know that his veins can't help you.As long as we have a round surface, the Forte is beautiful.

[Earn] Outing in the forbidden city in spring, the warblers shuttle back and forth to play, the purple swallows return to their nests, and the peach blossoms bloom at the bottom of the leaves.Appreciate the fragrant flowers, kick the swing high but not far away, like stepping on fire without touching the ground, see a small pond, the wind swings lotus leaves to play in the water.In the autumn weather, I am playing with the moon and inserting flower branches, admiring the beauty of sand lambs in high places, it is best to drop my hat on the spot, Tao Qian and chrysanthemums surround the fence.In the middle of winter, the boy was afraid of the wind because of his abstinence from wine, and his feet were too tired to bind his feet in the tent.In the lecture place, the lower tip reunite to the end, how can it not be a drama.

[Yue Ninghao] Check the feet and hit two, follow Dingyi every step of the way, have you ever seen Gogun, you and me, I and you, kick every game, without any backlash.Two confrontations are a natural pair.The feet are really dense.

[Falcon hits a rabbit] From now on, you will come and go, don't let it go.No matter how disturbed the idle bottom is, there are thousands of solutions to drag idleness and fight for nothing, which is really incomparable.