My Husband Turned into Garfield Before the Divorce

Merlin probably fell asleep, Adrian is very abnormal now, very very abnormal!

He insisted on giving me a sip of a broken canned fish. When I drank a sip of water, he had to try the hot and cold first. Even when he went to Disney to dig two pieces of turmeric, he would go with him every step of the way. He pretended to be worried that I was afraid of the dark.

Oh, god damn afraid of the dark, I have even entered the lair of the magic giant spider, that is the real blindness.

He even quibbled that I didn't know if there were magic giant spiders in the conservatory.

I really want to shake his head and tell him it's a cat and not a dog, there's no need to be so clingy.

I opened my mouth and closed it again without saying anything. Recently, I have become less and less able to speak harsh words to this cute face.

Fortunately, it stopped after him, and his normal mental state lasted until he turned off the lights and went to sleep.

I changed into soft and comfortable pajamas, and quickly fell asleep with Adrian in my arms.

When I woke up the next day, my arms were empty, and there seemed to be a big heater behind me.

I twisted my neck and looked back. Adrian's four paws stretched out, covering my back like a dog fur blanket, and his tongue stuck out from his sleep.

"Hey, wake up, it's dawn, it's time to get up."

He half-opened his eyes and let out a sigh.

"Good morning honey, did you sleep well last night?"

"...It's so hot, hurry down."

He said, "I'm hugging you, you have no interest at all, or do you prefer to lie on my strong chest muscles?" Not only did he not move, but he licked my neck too much, which made me My hairs are all blown up.

I picked him up and slapped his ass hard a few times.

"What kind of demon are you when you open your eyes!" Besides, where does a cat get its chest muscles.

Adrian screamed from the beating.

Because of Adrian's family's statement, although people have doubts, in general, the situation has improved, and I can finally go to work.

Adrian was still sitting in the zipper on my chest as usual. The weather turned cold, and he hated sitting in the car basket with too much wind.

We had to pass through the path between the two magic towers, and the wind that was suppressed by the towering buildings on both sides was so strong that even a small magic eDonkey with sufficient energy had a hard time driving.

I held on to the handlebar with one hand, grabbed the neckline with the other, and narrowed my eyes.

Seeing that we were about to finish walking through the strong wind belt, Adrian strung the wrong string again, struggled to escape from my collar, and jumped onto the beam in front of the car.

"Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..."

Before he finished speaking, the ruthless and unreasonable strong wind blew his tail onto my face, and slapped my face firmly. My sight was immediately blocked, and his tail hair was all in sight. , and even a few got into the eyes.

It is conceivable that I couldn't see anything, and the stupid cat who was the culprit couldn't count on it. The little eDonkey sharing magic hit the stone on the side of the road without accident. Not only was I late, but I also paid a lot of money for the little eDonkey Maintenance fees.

I walked in front angrily with my hair blown by the strong wind, while Adrian walked cautiously with his tail between his legs and hair choking.

The director of the profiteer raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw us.

"What's the matter, the face is full of lawsuits early in the morning."

Adrian squatted at the door and meowed pitifully at me twice.

"Stupid cat, you know how to get into trouble all day long."

The profiteer touched his chin and gave Adrian a little milk.

"Did you make your father angry? Reflect on it, children who are disobedient will be thrown away!"

I looked at the sofa in the corner where everyone took turns to rest. There was already a big boy with beautiful curly red hair and thick eyebrows. Seeing me looking at him, he smiled shyly at me, with a clear Big dimple.

To be honest, he looks pretty, but he's a bit silly.

"Who is this person?"

Xiao Lin leaned over with mischievous eyebrows, and whispered to me: "Didn't the profiteer go to a striptease, and cause trouble when he comes back."

"Are you an adult? It looks so small."

"Just after my [-]th birthday, it is said that it was a coming-of-age ceremony. I was taken by my friends to the night show to see it. It was such a coincidence that a profiteer happened to perform on stage. How could Mao Gang's long-term child have seen this before? He couldn't do it on the spot. It is said that it was him. If you don’t marry, the shameless profiteer will just pull up his trousers and refuse to admit it, so people will come chasing after you.”

We both shook our heads with sad faces, committing crimes, committing crimes.

I don't know if the director of the profiteer heard it, he threw Adrian on the sofa, raised his chin slightly: "You also give me a good reflection. All of them make people worry."

Little Curly caught the cat that almost fell under the sofa, nodded, and said honestly "Oh".

Kobayashi and I covered our faces, we really looked like some kind of big canine.