"'How to Get Someone I Like to Like Me Too'."
Ed almost fell off the high stool when he heard the words, he quickly reached out and grabbed the workbench to barely prevent a table full of flasks from falling to pieces.
He turned his head and stared viciously, only to see Lin Zheng looking at him gloatingly, with one hand in his pocket dangling his legs, and the mobile phone sliding with his fingertips was obviously the culprit.
"I can't understand what you're talking about." Ed raised his sharp chin pretending to be calm, in exchange for the sound of slapping.
"So if you don't want people to know that it was you who posted the post, why don't you just keep anonymous?" Lin smiled and turned to the phone, "The signature is still something like 'Xue Hai Wu Ya', are you a 50-year-old lab grandpa? Let me see your signature... I rely on it to be 'Science Creates the Future, Diligence Produces True Knowledge'."
Edward stretched out his hand to send Lin's mobile phone into the sulfuric acid pool, but the other party who was a few months younger than him wisely took advantage of his height, which was half a head taller than himself, and quickly straightened his arms. De's eyes are at the same height as the chandelier.
"And it's still such an outdated BBS website, please, who else is posting a post asking for help in this kind of place?"
"Where is that?"
"X blog. Don't tell me you don't have one. Didn't I create an account for you?"
"I don't have many fans, so it's better than BBS."
"...Don't you look at what you post all day long, 'Neutrino's transformation phenomenon during flight', there are even pictures with it."
The more the other party said, the more reasonable it became.Edward was furious and unable to attack, so he had to drink the coffee in the mug in one gulp, catch his breath and fight again.But to be honest, since that incident, he hasn't slept well for two days, and now he is physically and mentally exhausted and has no energy to fight with the guy on the opposite side who is bathed in love every day and looks radiant.
When it comes to bathing in love, Ed gets angry. Everything is caused by this idiot in front of him.When he had just decided to work in the Seattle lab two years ago, he, who was poor, met this poor oriental boy before the co-rental revelation.Although the other party’s smirk does not look like a good person, the background is still confusing and he seems to have run away from home, but because the other party’s IQ is higher than 98% of the world’s people, he can barely talk to himself, and the cooking is delicious Ed and he became roommates, and later developed into a relationship that is closest to the definition of "friend" in the universal values.This mysterious unfolding made almost everyone who knew that Edward was a man feel ashamed, especially when his younger brother, who was studying medicine in Paris, learned that his older brother had actually made friends through the phone, the fireworks that exploded in Al's heart were almost impossible. You can feel it across the Atlantic Ocean.
"Chinese people are good people." Alphonse said sadly.
But just half a year ago, Al's face was slapped, and it turns out that no matter how good a friend is, it's nothing more than that.In the past year and a half, Edward has done a good job of self-examination. He and Lin worked together in the laboratory during the day, which is a tacit understanding. Aside from calling each other idiots when playing X monster battles, there is basically no unpleasantness in the relationship.He didn't know what he missed. Anyway, when he came back to his senses one day, he found that his first real friend in his life had ungratefully slapped his ass and ran away. home.
It might be a bit ambiguous to say that, but the real situation is that Ed came home late one day from a meeting with the professor, and when he opened the door, he ran into the picture of Lin leaning against the wall with his neck up and kissing someone.
Edward's first reaction was that he made a mistake in the way he opened it.
However, the person involved treated such a shameless matter as if nothing had happened, which was completely inconsistent with the implicit and euphemistic way of expressing emotions of the Chinese people that Ed had heard, because Lin quickly opened the door from the inside, and very kindly talked to the dumbfounded Ed said hello, and said goodbye to the wild man in Ed's presence.Afterwards, he told Ed that he was going to move out without warning or warning.That's right, Edward was not given time to digest so much information.
"where to……"
"The Gullid family." Lin looked natural, and Ed felt that at least one person between himself and the other had a brain problem.
"why……"
"Do you need any reason to live at your boyfriend's house?"
"This is too sudden!!" Ed stood up violently.
"Uh, it's okay, we've been dating for half a year."
Edward fell back on the sofa, straight up.
My roommate, colleague and gay friend dated someone who didn't know where he came from for half a year and had already developed to the point of cohabitation, but he didn't even know it at all.Edward's deep frustration about this matter is simply a lesson from heaven and earth. He kept a straight face and refused to talk to anyone for three days, making people who don't know how low his emotional intelligence is think he was broken in love.In Ed's view, the other party's natural behavior is simply shameful, that behavior is simply valuing sex over friends, and abandoning himself for the sake of a man.The most annoying thing is that no one around him is on his side in this matter, and his childhood sweetheart who works part-time in the auto repair shop of his hometown even educated himself about it.
"We've been dating for half a year and our relationship is very good. What's wrong with living together!"
"Please, we have shared the rent for so long, and suddenly we are with a guy I don't know..."
"Yes, yes, people have to think about money too! Didn't he always want to save money to go back to China? Living with her boyfriend can save a lot of money. I would do that too. As for whether you know him or not. Are you a female junior high school student?"
"Actually, it's considered acquaintance..." Ed recalled that he and Gullid had actually met face to face before.At that time, the other party was fighting with a gangster, and was pulled away by himself and Lin who were passing by and called the police.The way the other party squatted in the bureau afterwards and glared at him and Lin with blue eyes made him think that he would be retaliated against.Never thought it would turn into this situation.
"Knowing you and being entangled with you!" The girl's mouth became more and more poisonous.
"He left me behind! As his friend, I don't even know about it!"
"It's because your own sensitivity is too low! After all, you should be jealous! It's such a thing that a good friend has a date."
"Wen Li, are you my childhood sweetheart?"
"Then Ed, if you have the ability, go and hand in a male ticket!" The blond girl said with her hands on her hips.
Well said, I choose the dog leash.Ed thought.
What I want to explain to the audience in advance is that although Ed's EQ, especially in love, is astonishingly low, he is definitely a normal man who can eat, sleep and masturbate physically.Before Lin hooked up with wild men, they had a lively conversation about men between gay honey, and they happily disliked each other for not being the type they liked (Lin: "PASS who is shorter than me, No matter how good-looking you are, you will pass.").Looking back now, it is not too surprising that Gullid and Lin eventually developed such a relationship. At that time, he said that he liked the type who was tall, muscular, and handsome with a smirk.Ed thought, it’s really not as good as man’s calculation.
"how about you?"
Ed pretended to be stupid, and was immediately slapped on the head by Lin across the coffee table.
"Don't try to get away with it."
Edward pursed his lips and turned his head away. He knew that his blushing must have been seen by the other party, otherwise the other party would not have smiled so lewdly.
"I really don't know. If you have a good mind and can talk... just fine."
"Do you dare to be more vague?"
But Ed really doesn't know what kind of type he likes. It seems that there are not all things that are pleasing to the eye, but there are none that can make his heart move.There are many men and women in the laboratory who began to pursue Ed because of his conspicuous appearance and outstanding IQ, but most of them realized Ed's low cognitive ability to emotions, high concentration on work, and frequent seizures. After the embarrassment, he retreated. ("Eric, the newly opened barbecue restaurant next door seems to be very good, let's go out to have a meal together." "No time. By the way, why hasn't your group's report been handed in yet? We are all waiting here. ""...").As far as Ed is concerned, there seems to be something missing in everyone, and that missing part seems to be the only key point.Lin began to make fun of him for being too high-sighted, but soon stopped talking. Out of humanitarian spirit, he paid an extra month's rent after moving out, and actively stood up to take Ed out to socialize.What he meant was that some people just couldn't see it, so they didn't know what they wanted.
Exactly what he said.Although it was different from the encounter in the original intention, if it was not for that opportunity, Ed would not have known Roy Mustangu. Although so far, Ed has no way of judging whether this encounter is good or bad. Du knew that he was deeply in love.
In Edward's eyes, everything in the world that is out of his reach is no different from Mount Everest. At this moment, the top of Mount Everest in Lin's hand is flashing the help post he posted on the Internet a few hours ago, signed "Xuehai" Boundless", alone marking the first time I had such a childish but strong thought.
How do I get the person I like to like me too?
TBC
Ed almost fell off the high stool when he heard the words, he quickly reached out and grabbed the workbench to barely prevent a table full of flasks from falling to pieces.
He turned his head and stared viciously, only to see Lin Zheng looking at him gloatingly, with one hand in his pocket dangling his legs, and the mobile phone sliding with his fingertips was obviously the culprit.
"I can't understand what you're talking about." Ed raised his sharp chin pretending to be calm, in exchange for the sound of slapping.
"So if you don't want people to know that it was you who posted the post, why don't you just keep anonymous?" Lin smiled and turned to the phone, "The signature is still something like 'Xue Hai Wu Ya', are you a 50-year-old lab grandpa? Let me see your signature... I rely on it to be 'Science Creates the Future, Diligence Produces True Knowledge'."
Edward stretched out his hand to send Lin's mobile phone into the sulfuric acid pool, but the other party who was a few months younger than him wisely took advantage of his height, which was half a head taller than himself, and quickly straightened his arms. De's eyes are at the same height as the chandelier.
"And it's still such an outdated BBS website, please, who else is posting a post asking for help in this kind of place?"
"Where is that?"
"X blog. Don't tell me you don't have one. Didn't I create an account for you?"
"I don't have many fans, so it's better than BBS."
"...Don't you look at what you post all day long, 'Neutrino's transformation phenomenon during flight', there are even pictures with it."
The more the other party said, the more reasonable it became.Edward was furious and unable to attack, so he had to drink the coffee in the mug in one gulp, catch his breath and fight again.But to be honest, since that incident, he hasn't slept well for two days, and now he is physically and mentally exhausted and has no energy to fight with the guy on the opposite side who is bathed in love every day and looks radiant.
When it comes to bathing in love, Ed gets angry. Everything is caused by this idiot in front of him.When he had just decided to work in the Seattle lab two years ago, he, who was poor, met this poor oriental boy before the co-rental revelation.Although the other party’s smirk does not look like a good person, the background is still confusing and he seems to have run away from home, but because the other party’s IQ is higher than 98% of the world’s people, he can barely talk to himself, and the cooking is delicious Ed and he became roommates, and later developed into a relationship that is closest to the definition of "friend" in the universal values.This mysterious unfolding made almost everyone who knew that Edward was a man feel ashamed, especially when his younger brother, who was studying medicine in Paris, learned that his older brother had actually made friends through the phone, the fireworks that exploded in Al's heart were almost impossible. You can feel it across the Atlantic Ocean.
"Chinese people are good people." Alphonse said sadly.
But just half a year ago, Al's face was slapped, and it turns out that no matter how good a friend is, it's nothing more than that.In the past year and a half, Edward has done a good job of self-examination. He and Lin worked together in the laboratory during the day, which is a tacit understanding. Aside from calling each other idiots when playing X monster battles, there is basically no unpleasantness in the relationship.He didn't know what he missed. Anyway, when he came back to his senses one day, he found that his first real friend in his life had ungratefully slapped his ass and ran away. home.
It might be a bit ambiguous to say that, but the real situation is that Ed came home late one day from a meeting with the professor, and when he opened the door, he ran into the picture of Lin leaning against the wall with his neck up and kissing someone.
Edward's first reaction was that he made a mistake in the way he opened it.
However, the person involved treated such a shameless matter as if nothing had happened, which was completely inconsistent with the implicit and euphemistic way of expressing emotions of the Chinese people that Ed had heard, because Lin quickly opened the door from the inside, and very kindly talked to the dumbfounded Ed said hello, and said goodbye to the wild man in Ed's presence.Afterwards, he told Ed that he was going to move out without warning or warning.That's right, Edward was not given time to digest so much information.
"where to……"
"The Gullid family." Lin looked natural, and Ed felt that at least one person between himself and the other had a brain problem.
"why……"
"Do you need any reason to live at your boyfriend's house?"
"This is too sudden!!" Ed stood up violently.
"Uh, it's okay, we've been dating for half a year."
Edward fell back on the sofa, straight up.
My roommate, colleague and gay friend dated someone who didn't know where he came from for half a year and had already developed to the point of cohabitation, but he didn't even know it at all.Edward's deep frustration about this matter is simply a lesson from heaven and earth. He kept a straight face and refused to talk to anyone for three days, making people who don't know how low his emotional intelligence is think he was broken in love.In Ed's view, the other party's natural behavior is simply shameful, that behavior is simply valuing sex over friends, and abandoning himself for the sake of a man.The most annoying thing is that no one around him is on his side in this matter, and his childhood sweetheart who works part-time in the auto repair shop of his hometown even educated himself about it.
"We've been dating for half a year and our relationship is very good. What's wrong with living together!"
"Please, we have shared the rent for so long, and suddenly we are with a guy I don't know..."
"Yes, yes, people have to think about money too! Didn't he always want to save money to go back to China? Living with her boyfriend can save a lot of money. I would do that too. As for whether you know him or not. Are you a female junior high school student?"
"Actually, it's considered acquaintance..." Ed recalled that he and Gullid had actually met face to face before.At that time, the other party was fighting with a gangster, and was pulled away by himself and Lin who were passing by and called the police.The way the other party squatted in the bureau afterwards and glared at him and Lin with blue eyes made him think that he would be retaliated against.Never thought it would turn into this situation.
"Knowing you and being entangled with you!" The girl's mouth became more and more poisonous.
"He left me behind! As his friend, I don't even know about it!"
"It's because your own sensitivity is too low! After all, you should be jealous! It's such a thing that a good friend has a date."
"Wen Li, are you my childhood sweetheart?"
"Then Ed, if you have the ability, go and hand in a male ticket!" The blond girl said with her hands on her hips.
Well said, I choose the dog leash.Ed thought.
What I want to explain to the audience in advance is that although Ed's EQ, especially in love, is astonishingly low, he is definitely a normal man who can eat, sleep and masturbate physically.Before Lin hooked up with wild men, they had a lively conversation about men between gay honey, and they happily disliked each other for not being the type they liked (Lin: "PASS who is shorter than me, No matter how good-looking you are, you will pass.").Looking back now, it is not too surprising that Gullid and Lin eventually developed such a relationship. At that time, he said that he liked the type who was tall, muscular, and handsome with a smirk.Ed thought, it’s really not as good as man’s calculation.
"how about you?"
Ed pretended to be stupid, and was immediately slapped on the head by Lin across the coffee table.
"Don't try to get away with it."
Edward pursed his lips and turned his head away. He knew that his blushing must have been seen by the other party, otherwise the other party would not have smiled so lewdly.
"I really don't know. If you have a good mind and can talk... just fine."
"Do you dare to be more vague?"
But Ed really doesn't know what kind of type he likes. It seems that there are not all things that are pleasing to the eye, but there are none that can make his heart move.There are many men and women in the laboratory who began to pursue Ed because of his conspicuous appearance and outstanding IQ, but most of them realized Ed's low cognitive ability to emotions, high concentration on work, and frequent seizures. After the embarrassment, he retreated. ("Eric, the newly opened barbecue restaurant next door seems to be very good, let's go out to have a meal together." "No time. By the way, why hasn't your group's report been handed in yet? We are all waiting here. ""...").As far as Ed is concerned, there seems to be something missing in everyone, and that missing part seems to be the only key point.Lin began to make fun of him for being too high-sighted, but soon stopped talking. Out of humanitarian spirit, he paid an extra month's rent after moving out, and actively stood up to take Ed out to socialize.What he meant was that some people just couldn't see it, so they didn't know what they wanted.
Exactly what he said.Although it was different from the encounter in the original intention, if it was not for that opportunity, Ed would not have known Roy Mustangu. Although so far, Ed has no way of judging whether this encounter is good or bad. Du knew that he was deeply in love.
In Edward's eyes, everything in the world that is out of his reach is no different from Mount Everest. At this moment, the top of Mount Everest in Lin's hand is flashing the help post he posted on the Internet a few hours ago, signed "Xuehai" Boundless", alone marking the first time I had such a childish but strong thought.
How do I get the person I like to like me too?
TBC
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