I want this villain for what use
Chapter 020 He Has No Fuck Sayings
Shen Pingzong was taken aback for a moment, and said to the system blankly: "Did you talk to me just now?"
"How could it be me who said it with such a pretentious tone?" The system said arrogantly, "There is a man hanging from your balcony, like a Spiderman, his vital signs are intact, and he has not been bitten."
Shen Pingzong was surprised: "The book doesn't say that the hero will meet a living person at this time!"
"Of course you can choose to ignore it." The system said, "After all, the socialist core value system does not exist in this world. Based on your reaction just now, you may not survive a chapter in the crowd."
Shen Pingxing said that it is completely impossible to communicate with the data of otherworldly fireworks.
"Who is outside?" Shen Pingzong tried to talk to the Spider-Man, "My house is out of food, I advise you to change the way, the corridor is full of zombies."
The man laughed again, but he didn't mock Shen Pingshang any more, he just said: "You open the window."
"Who the hell are you?" Shen Pingzong glanced warily at the direction of the outer balcony, and saw a man stepping on the outer edge of his balcony window. The difficult movements looked very dangerous, and he always felt that the next second he would Just have to fall.
Since the system said that he was not bitten, then he has nothing to be afraid of.Although he has been hungry for several days, the skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Chen Huo is 1.8 meters tall, with well-proportioned muscles and a strong physique. No one would regard him as a robbery target, let alone his family really has everything Gone.
Shen Pingzong opened the window readily, and the man leaped onto the balcony of his house nimbly.
"System, are you sure he's not the second male male third or something?" Shen Pingzong couldn't figure it out, "He looks like a scumbag at first glance, how could the male protagonist let him go? It's not in line with the setting of the last days if he doesn't pretend to be forceful and slaps his face, okay? good?"
The system checked the man again and said, "This character is indeed not written in the book."
"It's enough, the system, do you know that it's very annoying to express yourself in a strange world." Shen Pingzong said helplessly, "Every time I let myself add drama, with all due respect, your system is not good at all. "
The system rarely said humbly: "I admit that my program does have many flaws."
Shen Pingzong originally just wanted to piss him off casually, so as to add a bit of fun to his miserable life, but he didn't expect the system to admit his flaws abnormally, and immediately wondered whether he had offended him—— Is this eerie calm just a harbinger of a storm?
"System, what's wrong with you system?" Shen Pingxing said anxiously, "Is it too late for me to apologize now?"
The system said suspiciously: "I'm fine, why are you so nervous?"
"Ah! Dad, I was wrong!" Shen Pingzong cried when he heard him speak to him in such a calm tone, covered his face and wailed in his heart, "I didn't mean that, daddy of the system, you are the world The best dad in the world! Your program is flawless, your intelligence is unparalleled in the world, I am blind or I am bad, I shouldn't say you, the system, you must never take it to heart!"
The system was fine at the beginning, but suddenly he was poured into his head, and immediately became angry, but seeing Shen Pingzong's heartfelt praise just now, he didn't get angry at him, but expressed his position again Say, "I'm, really, fine."
"No!" Shen Pingzong couldn't believe that his system was so gentle and considerate, "Are you angry with me? You don't love me anymore, do you? Are you going to remarry with your child?..."
system:"……"
"Remarry your sister! Tell me again, I'll let this cannon fodder who doesn't know where to throw you downstairs to feed the zombies! You will never break your word!" The system roared at him unbearably, "Everyone Tell you it’s okay, it’s okay, are you deaf? I’ll ask you a few more questions, believe it or not, and I’ll clean you up right now, you motherly retard!”
Huh, it's okay, it's okay, Shen Pingzong was relieved immediately, knowing that swearing is fine.
System: "..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how angry!All retarded hosts should explode in place, okay? !
It took Shen Pingxing a lot of effort to win back the heart of his family's system (it didn't), and his mood immediately improved, even his attitude towards the strange man who suddenly appeared in front of him improved a lot, and he also Instead of asking who he was, he said directly, "Is there something wrong?"
"You are so calm." The man grinned bitterly and said, "We are almost desperate, why are you so indifferent?"
Because there is no description of him in the book, Shen Pingxing can only judge by himself, and he couldn't help but look at him twice, and found that this person is about 25 or [-] years old, and his skin is very good, but for some reason, he gives people a very oily look. It feels that it is not as clean as ordinary white-skinned fresh meat.
This is the kind of person who called him a fool just now?
How many catties?Shen Pingzong looked down on people who could pretend to be more aggressive than herself, especially men, so she couldn't help but pretend to be cold and said: "Despair is normal."
"So you are saying that you are abnormal in disguise, Mr. Chen?" He seemed not aware of Shen Pingxing's alienation, and said familiarly, "The weather forecast says it will rain tonight, we want to take advantage of the rainy night to leave Here, does Mr. Chen have any plans?"
Shen Pingxing frowned and said, "You guys? You mean there are other living people in this building besides you and me?"
"That's right, there are three other people just above you." He said calmly, "Two little girls who run a Taobao store and a property manager. Fortunately, the snack business of the two little girls barely lasted a few days. .”
When Shen Pingzong heard that there was something to eat, he immediately regained his energy, but after all, he has traveled through so many worlds, and he still has a certain understanding of human beings. Those things that can interest Shen Pingxing, we know that he is definitely not here to give charcoal in a timely manner.
"Doing Taobao business? There should be a lot of stock, right?" Shen Pingxing deliberately pretended to be excited, and said, "Where are you going?"
Seeing that Shen Pingzong was really hooked, the man's tense shoulders were a little loose, he smiled and said: "We plan to find more people, you may not know it, the official has already released the news, they built a A sea base, we are going to try our luck."
Shen Pingzong knew this news. In the original book, the male protagonist gained superpowers after eating mutated wild meat. He heard in the car radio that the government had built a sea base in the Bohai Sea and summoned supernatural beings to fight against it. Zombie source, so he drove his off-road vehicle from Chongqing to Beijing, and then entered the sea base from Beijing.
He has gone through untold hardships along the way, and at the same time, he also made friends with countless beautiful girls and soldiers. In the process, he saw the most vast mountains and rivers and the most filthy human nature. In the end, he gradually grew into a walking savior through repeated struggles and wanderings. An inspirational story of climbing to the top.
"We are far away in Chongqing, how do we get to the Bohai Sea?" Shen Pingzong said intentionally, "Although food can be found on the road, what about transportation?"
Having said this, Shen Pingzong understood.
"The two girls upstairs said there was an electric car." The man replied without blushing, "They wanted me to go over and see if the car was damaged, but I heard your voice, so I came over to take a look. "
Yes, Shen Pingxing was very relieved to meet someone who was even more shameless than the system for the first time.
"It's none of my business, I was shot while I was lying down." The system said unconvinced, "Also, what do you mean by being more shameless than me? Don't be funny, I'm much more shameless than him, okay? After being out for so long, you still underestimate me."
Shen Pingzong said that this is very strong, so he can't say fuck.
"There are four of you, where can the battery car fit in?" Shen Pingzong didn't tell the truth, just pretended not to understand and said, "Well, I have a car downstairs, why don't I go with you, more than one person is fine." Be safe."
The man breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and said, "Then go upstairs and have something to eat, and we will go down from the balcony when it rains."
"Well, good." Shen Pingzong readily agreed, went into the bedroom and took the wallet, mobile phone and car keys, and then climbed up with him through the rope hanging from the balcony.
He originally wanted to follow to see what this man was up to, but he never expected that he would be tied up by several people as soon as he reached the top and before he could stand still.
Shen Pingzong was a little dazed, squinting at the few people in front of him, it was as the man said, two young girls, and a familiar property manager.
"Brother Lang, have you got the key?" A girl in her twenties said nervously, "If you get it, let him go. Our purpose is the car key. I really hurt people. I feel bad. .”
The person who tricked him nodded and agreed: "Of course, we have agreed, don't worry."
As he said that, the man quickly took out the car keys from his pocket, looked at the car logo, sneered, and said triumphantly: "Hey, German cars were not cheap when I bought them, but it's a pity that they are cheaper now. gone."
Shen Pingzong also sneered, looking at him indifferently.
That look might be a bit crazy, which made the other party feel very uncomfortable. Immediately, she raised her knee and slammed into his stomach fiercely. Shen Pingzong spit out some gastric juice in a hurry, coughed twice, and before she recovered, the other party and The property manager threw him down from the 12th floor together!
"Fuck, happiness came too suddenly." Shen Pingzong said excitedly, "System, you should pay attention when you open the golden finger. This is the twelfth floor. If I do this, I will not die. It is against natural science!"
The system politely chose to play dead.
Then Shen Pingzong was unexpectedly hung on a landscape tree downstairs in the community. Shen Pingzong couldn't tell what kind of tree it was, only to find that it was not too high, only three or four meters away from the ground, so For him now, he is simply the conscience of the tree world, and he specially picked the rope tied to Shen Pingxing's body to hang it, and the angle was tricky, which was touching.
"Are you good enough for the system?" Shen Pingzong wanted to cry without tears, "If you fall from such a high place, it's just hanging on the southeast branch. Who will have the nerve to murder the male lead in the future? At least you can give others a sense of accomplishment, okay?"
The system said indifferently: "Then you just hang here, and it will be an explanation to them after a few days in the wind and sun."
"Let's make it hard for them." Shen Pingzong chose to compromise, "Put me down quickly, what if they see that I can't die, and follow suit?"
Before he could finish speaking, the rope tied to his body was cut off without warning by the tree branch hanging from the sky, and Shen Pingzong fell to the ground unexpectedly, turning into a firecracker that didn't fire. It's loud, actually it's all internal injuries...
"How could it be me who said it with such a pretentious tone?" The system said arrogantly, "There is a man hanging from your balcony, like a Spiderman, his vital signs are intact, and he has not been bitten."
Shen Pingzong was surprised: "The book doesn't say that the hero will meet a living person at this time!"
"Of course you can choose to ignore it." The system said, "After all, the socialist core value system does not exist in this world. Based on your reaction just now, you may not survive a chapter in the crowd."
Shen Pingxing said that it is completely impossible to communicate with the data of otherworldly fireworks.
"Who is outside?" Shen Pingzong tried to talk to the Spider-Man, "My house is out of food, I advise you to change the way, the corridor is full of zombies."
The man laughed again, but he didn't mock Shen Pingshang any more, he just said: "You open the window."
"Who the hell are you?" Shen Pingzong glanced warily at the direction of the outer balcony, and saw a man stepping on the outer edge of his balcony window. The difficult movements looked very dangerous, and he always felt that the next second he would Just have to fall.
Since the system said that he was not bitten, then he has nothing to be afraid of.Although he has been hungry for several days, the skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Chen Huo is 1.8 meters tall, with well-proportioned muscles and a strong physique. No one would regard him as a robbery target, let alone his family really has everything Gone.
Shen Pingzong opened the window readily, and the man leaped onto the balcony of his house nimbly.
"System, are you sure he's not the second male male third or something?" Shen Pingzong couldn't figure it out, "He looks like a scumbag at first glance, how could the male protagonist let him go? It's not in line with the setting of the last days if he doesn't pretend to be forceful and slaps his face, okay? good?"
The system checked the man again and said, "This character is indeed not written in the book."
"It's enough, the system, do you know that it's very annoying to express yourself in a strange world." Shen Pingzong said helplessly, "Every time I let myself add drama, with all due respect, your system is not good at all. "
The system rarely said humbly: "I admit that my program does have many flaws."
Shen Pingzong originally just wanted to piss him off casually, so as to add a bit of fun to his miserable life, but he didn't expect the system to admit his flaws abnormally, and immediately wondered whether he had offended him—— Is this eerie calm just a harbinger of a storm?
"System, what's wrong with you system?" Shen Pingxing said anxiously, "Is it too late for me to apologize now?"
The system said suspiciously: "I'm fine, why are you so nervous?"
"Ah! Dad, I was wrong!" Shen Pingzong cried when he heard him speak to him in such a calm tone, covered his face and wailed in his heart, "I didn't mean that, daddy of the system, you are the world The best dad in the world! Your program is flawless, your intelligence is unparalleled in the world, I am blind or I am bad, I shouldn't say you, the system, you must never take it to heart!"
The system was fine at the beginning, but suddenly he was poured into his head, and immediately became angry, but seeing Shen Pingzong's heartfelt praise just now, he didn't get angry at him, but expressed his position again Say, "I'm, really, fine."
"No!" Shen Pingzong couldn't believe that his system was so gentle and considerate, "Are you angry with me? You don't love me anymore, do you? Are you going to remarry with your child?..."
system:"……"
"Remarry your sister! Tell me again, I'll let this cannon fodder who doesn't know where to throw you downstairs to feed the zombies! You will never break your word!" The system roared at him unbearably, "Everyone Tell you it’s okay, it’s okay, are you deaf? I’ll ask you a few more questions, believe it or not, and I’ll clean you up right now, you motherly retard!”
Huh, it's okay, it's okay, Shen Pingzong was relieved immediately, knowing that swearing is fine.
System: "..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how angry!All retarded hosts should explode in place, okay? !
It took Shen Pingxing a lot of effort to win back the heart of his family's system (it didn't), and his mood immediately improved, even his attitude towards the strange man who suddenly appeared in front of him improved a lot, and he also Instead of asking who he was, he said directly, "Is there something wrong?"
"You are so calm." The man grinned bitterly and said, "We are almost desperate, why are you so indifferent?"
Because there is no description of him in the book, Shen Pingxing can only judge by himself, and he couldn't help but look at him twice, and found that this person is about 25 or [-] years old, and his skin is very good, but for some reason, he gives people a very oily look. It feels that it is not as clean as ordinary white-skinned fresh meat.
This is the kind of person who called him a fool just now?
How many catties?Shen Pingzong looked down on people who could pretend to be more aggressive than herself, especially men, so she couldn't help but pretend to be cold and said: "Despair is normal."
"So you are saying that you are abnormal in disguise, Mr. Chen?" He seemed not aware of Shen Pingxing's alienation, and said familiarly, "The weather forecast says it will rain tonight, we want to take advantage of the rainy night to leave Here, does Mr. Chen have any plans?"
Shen Pingxing frowned and said, "You guys? You mean there are other living people in this building besides you and me?"
"That's right, there are three other people just above you." He said calmly, "Two little girls who run a Taobao store and a property manager. Fortunately, the snack business of the two little girls barely lasted a few days. .”
When Shen Pingzong heard that there was something to eat, he immediately regained his energy, but after all, he has traveled through so many worlds, and he still has a certain understanding of human beings. Those things that can interest Shen Pingxing, we know that he is definitely not here to give charcoal in a timely manner.
"Doing Taobao business? There should be a lot of stock, right?" Shen Pingxing deliberately pretended to be excited, and said, "Where are you going?"
Seeing that Shen Pingzong was really hooked, the man's tense shoulders were a little loose, he smiled and said: "We plan to find more people, you may not know it, the official has already released the news, they built a A sea base, we are going to try our luck."
Shen Pingzong knew this news. In the original book, the male protagonist gained superpowers after eating mutated wild meat. He heard in the car radio that the government had built a sea base in the Bohai Sea and summoned supernatural beings to fight against it. Zombie source, so he drove his off-road vehicle from Chongqing to Beijing, and then entered the sea base from Beijing.
He has gone through untold hardships along the way, and at the same time, he also made friends with countless beautiful girls and soldiers. In the process, he saw the most vast mountains and rivers and the most filthy human nature. In the end, he gradually grew into a walking savior through repeated struggles and wanderings. An inspirational story of climbing to the top.
"We are far away in Chongqing, how do we get to the Bohai Sea?" Shen Pingzong said intentionally, "Although food can be found on the road, what about transportation?"
Having said this, Shen Pingzong understood.
"The two girls upstairs said there was an electric car." The man replied without blushing, "They wanted me to go over and see if the car was damaged, but I heard your voice, so I came over to take a look. "
Yes, Shen Pingxing was very relieved to meet someone who was even more shameless than the system for the first time.
"It's none of my business, I was shot while I was lying down." The system said unconvinced, "Also, what do you mean by being more shameless than me? Don't be funny, I'm much more shameless than him, okay? After being out for so long, you still underestimate me."
Shen Pingzong said that this is very strong, so he can't say fuck.
"There are four of you, where can the battery car fit in?" Shen Pingzong didn't tell the truth, just pretended not to understand and said, "Well, I have a car downstairs, why don't I go with you, more than one person is fine." Be safe."
The man breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and said, "Then go upstairs and have something to eat, and we will go down from the balcony when it rains."
"Well, good." Shen Pingzong readily agreed, went into the bedroom and took the wallet, mobile phone and car keys, and then climbed up with him through the rope hanging from the balcony.
He originally wanted to follow to see what this man was up to, but he never expected that he would be tied up by several people as soon as he reached the top and before he could stand still.
Shen Pingzong was a little dazed, squinting at the few people in front of him, it was as the man said, two young girls, and a familiar property manager.
"Brother Lang, have you got the key?" A girl in her twenties said nervously, "If you get it, let him go. Our purpose is the car key. I really hurt people. I feel bad. .”
The person who tricked him nodded and agreed: "Of course, we have agreed, don't worry."
As he said that, the man quickly took out the car keys from his pocket, looked at the car logo, sneered, and said triumphantly: "Hey, German cars were not cheap when I bought them, but it's a pity that they are cheaper now. gone."
Shen Pingzong also sneered, looking at him indifferently.
That look might be a bit crazy, which made the other party feel very uncomfortable. Immediately, she raised her knee and slammed into his stomach fiercely. Shen Pingzong spit out some gastric juice in a hurry, coughed twice, and before she recovered, the other party and The property manager threw him down from the 12th floor together!
"Fuck, happiness came too suddenly." Shen Pingzong said excitedly, "System, you should pay attention when you open the golden finger. This is the twelfth floor. If I do this, I will not die. It is against natural science!"
The system politely chose to play dead.
Then Shen Pingzong was unexpectedly hung on a landscape tree downstairs in the community. Shen Pingzong couldn't tell what kind of tree it was, only to find that it was not too high, only three or four meters away from the ground, so For him now, he is simply the conscience of the tree world, and he specially picked the rope tied to Shen Pingxing's body to hang it, and the angle was tricky, which was touching.
"Are you good enough for the system?" Shen Pingzong wanted to cry without tears, "If you fall from such a high place, it's just hanging on the southeast branch. Who will have the nerve to murder the male lead in the future? At least you can give others a sense of accomplishment, okay?"
The system said indifferently: "Then you just hang here, and it will be an explanation to them after a few days in the wind and sun."
"Let's make it hard for them." Shen Pingzong chose to compromise, "Put me down quickly, what if they see that I can't die, and follow suit?"
Before he could finish speaking, the rope tied to his body was cut off without warning by the tree branch hanging from the sky, and Shen Pingzong fell to the ground unexpectedly, turning into a firecracker that didn't fire. It's loud, actually it's all internal injuries...
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