Is the cat vest off? [Interstellar]
Chapter 24 Catnip
Gu Huailu stretched out his hands, pressed them on his head, pressed down his furry ears, closed his eyes, and began to recite an ancient poem silently: "In the far distance, the stone path in the cold mountain is slanted, and there is a family in the place where Baiyun lives. Stop and sit in love with Fenglin at night, frost leaves Red in February flowers."
"Huailu, what's wrong with you, are you feeling unwell?" The third prince leaned over, his tone tense. "Is it a headache?"
"The sequelae of testing the level of mental strength do not include headaches." Free said coldly.
Yanzhu, can you shut up?Luckily, Fry was fine.
"No, I'm fine." Gu Huailu opened his eyes, his hands still on his head.
There was no uncomfortable expression on his face, he pursed his lips and smiled decently.
If he lowered his hand a little and shook his head again, he would be exactly the same as the heroine who shouted "I don't want to listen" in the romance novel.
A chill hit my heart.
The ears fluttered wildly.
The medical staff had already brought over the testing equipment. Seeing this scene, the bewilderment index in their hearts had already suppressed Gu Shaojiang's astonishment that his mental power level had broken through two levels in a row.
The third prince and Admiral Fuli are jealous of Major General Gu? !
Major General Gu covered his head, expressing that he had a headache? ! !
"It's fine if you don't have one." The third prince Yanzhu heaved a sigh of relief, "Huailu, it's ready for testing, please put your hands down."
"I...I think it's okay to test like this..." Gu Huailu covered his ears with his palms, and asked the medical staff tentatively.
"Willful!" Freeh snorted lightly, with a doting smile in his eyes.
Ahhhh, Freeh, what tone are you talking about.
I can't get better.
Gu Huailu pressed his ears and began to recite English silently: "oneappleaday, keepdoctoraway! ABCDEFG, HIJKLMN..."
Finally, I recited the entire ninety-nine multiplication table, and my heart was a little calm.
"Okay." The medical staff were shocked, and Cranky Fry actually showed a doting smile.
Major General Gu, what kind of secondary posture is this?Is this some kind of special mental strength training method? !
The medical staff is ready and the testing begins.
After Gu Huailu memorized the multiplication tables, he began to recite the mathematical formulas, and finally felt his ears retracting slowly.
The detection range of this instrument is from the peak of S rank to the peak of SS rank.
The pointer has climbed all the way from the peak of S-level, reaching the early stage of SS! !
Free's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief.
After the surprise, there was another burst of sadness in my heart.
To be honest, Huailu's aptitude is not good, it can only be said to be mediocre.
As a commoner, to be able to achieve today's achievements, I don't know how much hard work I have put in behind the scenes.
This superficially tough guy!
The third prince Yanzhu raised his eyebrows at Fuli, look, I am right, do you know Huailu better than me?
The medical staff on the side were shocked and couldn't close their mouths.
Is Major General Gu going to break through the third level in a row? ! !
The person in charge of recording trembled a little, and tremblingly crossed out the original "S-level peak" and changed it to "SS early stage".
However, the detection indicator did not stop there, but went all the way up, passing through the early stage of SS - the middle stage of SS, and finally reached the peak of SS.
"hiss--"
Everyone in the testing room gasped.
The room was silent, and a needle could be heard.
Is Major General Gu going to break through the fifth level in a row?
When Gu Huailu detected SS's mental strength, the testing doctor was already sitting upright and serious.
There are only four people at the SS level of spiritual power in the empire, three geniuses, plus Admiral Free who has recently broken through.
There are three people in this room now.
As for him, he was the doctor who had seen Major General Gu's examination the whole time. He was really honored.
The testing doctor looked at Gu Huailu who was lying in the testing equipment.
I saw that his face was still calm, he didn't know what he was muttering silently, and his hands kept clasping his head.
Could it be that such a posture plus a spell can make a breakthrough in mental power? !
The medical staff present kept Gu Huailu's posture in their hearts, and they must try it when they go home.
"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you go quickly and change another testing instrument." The third prince was a little unhappy seeing everyone staring at Huai Lu intently.
This time Free did not object.
A group of medical staff came out in a file, with excited expressions, scrambling to get the equipment.
Although there are mental power instruments that can detect beyond SS, they are basically put on the shelf, and ordinary people can't use them at all.
Can't become No. 1 in the SS level of the empire's breakthrough, but it can be tested for him, and it's not bad to be European.
The media waiting outside the testing room looked puzzled.
How did it take so long to test?
I just changed the testing equipment once, and now I have to change it again. Is the testing equipment of the Imperial Royal Hospital so rubbish?
And when the equipment was changed for the first time, the medical staff were full of displeasure, but now they are so happy?
The reporter grabbed a laggard medical staff to ask.
"Major General Gu's mental power level has surpassed that of SS, let's change to the latest equipment now." Seeing that he had no hope, the laggard said in a trembling voice.
"Really? Major General Gu is so powerful!" The reporter couldn't believe it.
"You liar! Don't stand in my way, I'm going back to witness history!" The medical staff ran away after finishing speaking.
In order to grab the headlines, the reporter wrote an article on the spot, bragging about Gu Huailu's test, and finally left suspense, which caused an uproar on the Internet.
Title—[Pearl of the Empire—Gu Huailu, mental power is about to break through SSS, let us wait and see! ! ! 】
Fans of Gu Huailu celebrated nationwide, congratulated each other, and rainbow farts covered one floor after another.
Of course, there are also many doubters.
[A gimmick.How can it be?In order to attract traffic, the current media rewrites everything. 】
[The cowhide will explode if it is blown up! 】
[Just a commoner, what's the big deal, when I grow up, it must be SSSS. 】
[The Imperial media please respect yourself, don't entertain Major General Gu! ! 】
[Hmph, civilians don't know much! 】
【………】
In the testing room, Gu Huailu's ears finally disappeared. He heaved a sigh of relief, and said to the third prince, "Yanzhu, there is no need to test, this is really my limit."
It's better to be steady and focused now.
Awakening Chengying has already received too much attention, and now he has been marked by some monster. He doesn't want to be a research object and be watched every day.
"Huailu, you don't have to be too modest." This time Fury spoke first, and his fiery eyes almost shot Gu Huailu right through. "Why are you so brave?"
No way, Fry, are you coming again? !
The fine hairs on Gu Huailu's hands started to wave again, and the ears on his head were about to move again.
He closed his eyes, let them toss, put his hands on his head, and began to recite mathematical formulas.
The medical staff were very excited——oh my god, Major General Gu has started to perform his exercises again, his mental power level must reach SSS! !
The detection instrument was turned on, the pointer rose from the peak of SS to the early stage of SSS, and then stopped.
Gu Huailu let out a long breath, it was finally not outrageous.
However, he was more curious about what kind of strong man marked him?
Even if the opponent is standing in front of him now, can he defeat him?
He had been tested at Gao Yang before, and he was not very surprised by the current test results.
But in the eyes of others, his calmness has a special flavor.
The third prince—as expected of the person I have my eyes on, neither arrogant nor impetuous!
Fury——is still so calm, is it true that Huailu is really an Alpha, and I misunderstood?
The medical staff—they really have the demeanor of a general! !rub!Mental power exercise method get! !
As soon as Gu Huailu came out of the testing room, he was surrounded, and Emperor Yanqiu and the military commander also rushed over.
Gu Huailu took another test in front of everyone.
But this time he didn't cover his head with his hands, the third prince Yanzhu followed behind the emperor, and Fuli left.
There was a lot of voices at the entrance of the testing room, and the blood test department was empty.
The director of the Laboratory Department is a student of Sister Freeh's, and he knows the way to find him.
"I don't understand! You just need to tell me whether he is an Alpha or an Omega?" Fury frowned while pinching Gu Huailu's freshly released test report.The above is not clearly stated, it just shows that the data is abnormal.
"It should be Alpha..." The director of the laboratory department considered his words carefully.
"What should be?" Fury raised his eyebrows and shot his sharp eyes.
"Major General Gu's gene activity is quite high, better than the average Alpha... There is also an essential difference from Omega..." The director of the laboratory was walking on thin ice, for fear of igniting this firecracker, "However, in the blood, inhibitor residues were detected. Do you know if Major General Gu has misused any medicine?"
"Admiral Free, I heard that Major General Gu's mental power level is as high as SSS. If the mental power is too high, the test results will be different from ordinary people. This is also normal."
"A bunch of trash!" Fury frowned.
How could he misuse the medicine? I don't even want the medicine delivered to my door.
No wonder he was so calm, it turned out that he had already taken the masking potion.
That fellow Gao Yang is really daring, he dares to sell any contraband!
"Where's the blood sample I want?" Fury spread his hands.
"Eh, I obviously put it here..." The inspector searched everywhere, four tubes, he put it himself, the third prince wanted two tubes, Admiral Free two tubes.Although it is not in compliance with the regulations, Shangguan's request cannot be refused, and the reason cannot be asked.
"Forget it, you don't need to look for it." Fury snorted, turned and left. "idiot!"
If you can find a fart, Yan Zhu must have taken it.
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Ling Jue cut a lemon and made a cup of lemon tea, which smelled sour.
He just found out that Chengying was actually clasped on Xiaolu's fair and slender wrist 24 hours a day.
He was so angry that he opened five windows, hacked into the Empire Skynet, and monitored whether Chengying had crossed the boundary in real time.
These days, in addition to defending against wild men, one also has to defend against mechs.
That guy Chengying was too cunning to hack into his optical brain, which scared him so much that he didn't dare to easily enter Xiaolu's personal terminal.
He downloaded the Skynet camera distribution of the entire capital star, and opened them one by one along Xiaolu's route to the hospital.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, it's even more serious if you look at it.
The hospital's camera showed that the two wild men, the third prince and Fuli, were already waiting at the hospital.
Xiao Lu went to the hospital, what's the matter with them?
Lynx crouched beside him and hiccupped.
He was successful in escaping and did not let Gu Huailu touch his balls. He was rewarded with two chicken legs. He was a little full and wanted to sleep.
Lynx raised her eyelids and gave Ling Jue a qio look.
Is this still the boss in his mind?This is a refined fried cat.
Lynx is so disappointed!
Wave's program was placed in the electronic watch, and he began to give BB ideas.
"According to the Imperial Hospital Code, only five tubes of blood are required for physical examination, and the medical staff violated the regulations."
"I saw it." Ling Jue looked at the holographic screen and gritted his teeth. "The third prince and Fuli are not good people at first glance. I don't know why you took the deer's blood?"
Especially that Fury, who looks like a big man, with a dog nose sniffing around.
Wave's mechanical voice sounded, "Take blood for many purposes, you can clone the owner, you can read the data of living cells, you can..."
"Huh——" Lynx felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him, and the boss disappeared, leaving only the waves still blinding BB.
"Wave, stop talking, Ling Jue is gone." Lynx took the electronic watch to the cat's nest and found a comfortable place to lie down.
"Oh. Master Ling Li, what do you want to hear today?"
"Continue with the last one." Lynx yawned, closed his eyes, and moved his ears.
"Okay. Chapter 99 of "The [-] Escapes of the Underworld Alpha's Omega", after Omega was captured, his big diamond-like eyes glistened with tears, and every tear she shed made Alpha feel heart-piercing pain .Ah! You're killing me..."
A little yellow cat squatted on a speeding car.The little yellow cat was facing the wind, and its fur was blown into chaos.
The person on the flying car called with a look of horror, "Police? My flying car is out of control... Speeding... to the gate of the Imperial Royal Hospital... Huh? Well, I can control it again."
"Wait, I really didn't report a false alarm, officer, please believe me..."
The little yellow cat jumped off the roof of the flying car, got into the bushes on the side, avoided the camera all the way, and came to the blood test department.
Gu Huailu's blood sample was collected separately by the director of the laboratory and placed in his personal backpack beside him.
Ling Jue went into the bathroom, turned on the optical brain, and controlled the instruments in the blood test department.
The director of the laboratory department is sitting in front of the optical brain, looking at the information.
Suddenly, the sound of "didi" came from the constant temperature water bath. The director of the laboratory frowned and turned to call someone, "Xiao Chen, go and see, what's going on?"
"Okay Director." Xiao Chen finished the inspection, "Director, there is no problem. The alarm is broken. I will find someone to fix it later."
Before he finished speaking, the ultra-low temperature freezer began to beep again.
"Xiao Wu, go and have a look." The director of the laboratory continued to call.
Ling Jue spent half a day observing in the toilet. Why are there so many people in the laboratory, and they have nothing to do? !
Gu Huailu had a physical examination today, the Royal Hospital is temporarily closed to the public, and it is usually quite busy.
He still doesn't believe it anymore, he is a majestic demon king, and he still can't dismiss the director of the laboratory.
Then, the director of the laboratory kept calling for people to check the blood collection tube centrifuge for a while, and for the electrolyte analyzer and freezing point osmometer to be checked for a while...
The director of the inspection department stood still.
What exactly are you looking at?Look so engaged!If you get up and move, you will die!
Ling Jue did not hesitate to hack into the optical brain of the director of the laboratory.
A cat movie was playing in the optical head of the laboratory director, and a short-haired blue and white cat was licking its fur, washing its face after licking its forelimbs.Licking and licking, he even sat up, opened his legs, and licked the hair on the inner thighs.
Oh my god, such a hot-eyed picture, so focused on watching it?
"It's really vulgar!" Ling Jue turned around, turned into a kitten, and slipped into the blood test room.
"Meow~~Meow~~~"
In the medical waste room, there was a burst of meowing.
The director of the laboratory stretched, wondering if he had heard it wrong.
In the morning, all the inspection instruments went wrong, but luckily no one was there today.
The sound of "beep" and "beep" has been ringing in my ear for a long time, is it an auditory hallucination?
He turned his head to take a look, found nothing unusual, and continued to watch cat movies.
Ling is definitely not happy, this person is a fake fan, don't watch real cats, only watch videos, Mr. Ye is a good cat!
This is Ling Jue wronging the director of the laboratory department. Cats are rare and precious, and how can there be cats in a place like a hospital?
Will there be patients who will bring the cat to the doctor?
"Meow-"
This time Ling Jue barked louder, and the director of the laboratory was sure that it was a cat who was barking. When he turned his head, he saw a little yellow cat tilting his head to look at him.
"Which family's darling, I'm lost! Mimi, come here, brother." The chief of the laboratory trembled excitedly as if he had seen his own mother.
A live cat is so cute, it's worth dying if you touch it.
Damn mentally retarded, this person's expression is so wretched and perverted.
Lao Tzu's majestic cat demon is trying to act cute again! !
The little yellow cat turned around, stepped on the catwalk, and strolled gracefully in the empty corridor. The sun shone in, leaving a slender silhouette.
The director of the inspection department scrambled after him.
After turning a corner, the cat was gone!
what happened?Are you hallucinating? !
Impossible, look again.
The little yellow cat got into the office, opened the zipper with its mouth, took out the blood sample of the fawn, and ran away.
I ran to the parking lot, took a ride, and went home to make lunch.
After finishing it, he went to the forum again and hacked all the personal terminals of those keyboard warriors who spoke rudely to Xiaolu.
What a busy day!
After Gu Huailu checked, he was ready to go home for lunch.
Ling Jue's cooking was so delicious, he declined all the invitations by reasoning that he was not feeling well.
As soon as I got home, I smelled the aroma of food.
Gu Huailu returned home with a package in his hand.
"Sir, what did you take, leave it to me." Ling Jue wrote "Omega Guide to Pregnancy" and just finished reading it. In the future, Xiaolu will not be allowed to carry heavy objects, as it is prone to miscarriage.
"What is this?" Ling Jue hugged the box, and felt a strange fragrance coming from the box, which made him unable to restrain the urge to tear the box apart.
"Catnip. You take some out and give it to Ling Li to play with." It was sent by the third prince. Gu Huailu really didn't want it, but when he thought of those "useless" people who had sucked catnip and had no resistance in the video, he still Reluctantly accepted.
Ling Jue glanced at the sender's name on the package——Yan Zhu, it's the Third Prince again!
Definitely not a good thing!
Ling Jue opened the package as if treating an enemy, revealing the packaging bag inside.
The bag contains some fresh green leaves.
"What is catnip?" Ling Jue had never heard of such a thing, but the name didn't sound very good.
Gu Huailu looked expectant, and the ears on his head couldn't help popping out, "Catnip can not only make Ling Li happy, but also induce vomiting."
Ling Jue opened it hesitantly, a strong pungent smell overflowed from the pocket, lingering at the tip of his nose.
It smells so good!
Dizzy, so comfortable.He licked his lips, swallowed his saliva, and suddenly wanted to roll on the ground.
That fellow of the third prince, what exactly did you send?
The little deer looked at him, smiling nicely, as if licking him.
"Ling Jue, what's the matter with you?" Seeing him in a daze, Gu Huailu thought he was unwilling to let Ling Li use it, "It's okay, catnip is not harmful to cats, if you give Ling Li a little less at a time, she will definitely like it."
It's not that Ling Li doesn't want to use it, but he wants to use it himself.
He just wants to bury his head in catnip and take a big sniff right now.
Suddenly, Ling Li shot out from the side and snatched the catnip from Ling Jue's hand.
Boss, this is for Ling Li, and I want to occupy his good things again.
Ling Li held the catnip in her mouth, and started to eat the catnip on the sofa.
Leaving Catnip, Ling Jue is much better, breathing more smoothly.
He touched the cold sweat, almost exposed, so dangerous.
Ling Li hugged the bag of catnip and jumped onto the sofa.
It smells so good, smells better than chicken drumsticks, and almost got eaten by the boss again.
He couldn't control it and buried his head in it.
He couldn't remember what happened next.
I just feel that he seems to have rushed to the clouds, turned into a fairy, and drifted away.
I'm sorry, fortunately Lynx sacrificed his life to save Meow, otherwise, he would be the one who is embarrassed now.
Lynx will be rewarded with two chicken legs tonight.
The lynx bit the catnip bag, lay on its side, and started rowing with all four limbs, screaming "Awow", like a mentally handicapped person.
Gu Huailu turned on the camera, pointed at the lynx, and kept smiling like an aunt.
Ling Jue took two steps back and scolded the third prince again in his heart.
This catnip cat is out of control, and people will indulge it.
Except for touching him and sucking him, Xiao Lu is usually quite calm. What is his expression now?
How could he be seduced by such a low-level thing like a demon king? !
"Ah--" Lynx sneezed loudly, then began to rub against the sofa, writhing, rolling around, and screaming.
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
His expression was dull, his eyes wandering, like a waste.
Ah, catnip, heaven!
The more Ling Jue looked at it, the more frightened he became. Although the lynx is usually a little silly, it is still a monster! !
Are you so restless?
Lynx's whole body was sore and weak, his mouth and eyes were crooked, his mind was fluttering, and his mind began to wander.
His vision was blurred, and hallucinations appeared in front of him.
A big chicken leg ran back and forth in front of him, leading him to chase after it.
Lynx and a carp straightened up and bounced off the sofa.
Little chicken leg, where are you running? !
The lynx started scurrying around the room with a bag of catnip in its mouth.
With a big jump, it hung on Ling Jue's chest, and the bag of catnip smeared Ling Jue's face.
This retarded lynx! !
Ling Jue felt sore and weak all over, he couldn't control it, he was about to turn into a cat!
Don't ah ah ah ah——
Ling Jue couldn't control it, he still turned into a kitten.
The little yellow cat landed on the ground, slapped the lynx directly under the sofa, buried its head in the catnip pocket, and began to perform microsteps.
Lynx hit his head against the wall, tilted his head, his tongue was exposed, and passed out.
One second before Ling Jue turned into a cat, Gu Huailu received a call from his personal terminal, and he immediately recovered his expression and answered the call.
The third prince: "Huailu, does Ling Li like catnip?"
He saw that Fury had wounds on his hands today, bandaged with gauze, and still oozing blood.When I asked, it turned out that it was scratched by the cat of Huailu's family.Unexpectedly, Fury had already been to Huailu's house, and it was hard to tell that Fury, who was usually reckless and violent, moved quite quickly.
In the garden of his family, catnip happened to be planted, and the cats in the family like it very much.
Hurry up and order the servants to pick it up and send it over.
Gu Huailu turned around and looked at the little yellow cat rolling on the ground having fun, and said lightly, "I like it."
The third prince not only cared about him, even his nanny's cat was taken care of.
The little yellow cat saw the deer looking over, and shot it into the deer's arms like a plasma cannon ready to go.
The expression on Gu Huailu's face couldn't hold back any longer, and after saying "goodbye", he hung up the phone.
The little yellow cat is chewing catnip, with drooping eyelids and a crooked mouth, looking silly and cute.
Gu Huailu hugged him on his back and scratched his stomach.
"Ah Jue, come here and clean it up." The catnip was sprinkled all over the floor, and Gu Huailu realized that Ling never knew where he had gone, "It's strange, you were still here just now?"
He put away the catnip, took the kitten back to the bedroom, closed the doors and windows, and masturbated to his heart's content.
Ling Jue, who smoked catnip, recovered after 5 minutes of mind wandering.
He found himself lying on his back on the deer bed, being slaughtered by the deer.
Gu Huailu was dishing the kitten's balls.
Hey, why did the color change back again, one white and one yellow two-color egg.
Did you get distracted this morning?
Eggy was touched again, this posture is too shy.
Ling Jue remembered the ugly behavior of lynx just now, and knew that he would not get better after inhaling catnip, so he clamped his legs tightly and tightened his tail, covering his testicles.
Deer, don't touch it, it will react if you touch it.
"Ling Li, are you awake?" Gu Huailu actually grinned and spoke to the kitten.
It was the first time Ling Jue looked at Xiaolu smiling like this, his eyes were dazed, his legs opened unconsciously, and his tail began to wag from side to side.
Touch it, touch it, you can touch it all at once, don't touch the lynx's balls again!
After petting the cat for a while, Gu Huailu was hungry and went out to eat with the cat in his arms, but he still didn't see Ling Jue, and the bag of catnip on the ground was gone.
The sober lynx found catnip all over the place, fearing that it would be robbed again, so it went outside to have a good time with the catnip in its mouth.
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While Gu Huailu was eating and watching the news, the little yellow cat was paralyzed in his arms, wagging its tail weakly.
The holographic video is broadcasting military news. The civil waterway of the fifth galaxy was attacked by star thieves, and a large amount of supplies were robbed. They asked the empire for support.The army stationed in the fifth galaxy discovered that a thousand light-years away from the fifth galaxy, the Black Fang star, found a lair of star robbers, and a large number of strange beasts appeared. First……
Alien beast?Fifth galaxy?
Gu Huailu immediately thought of the monster that marked him.
The monster that marked him can transform into a human form, and even has a very high IQ, as well as advanced inhibitors.However, the alien beast reported in the news is obviously driven by star thieves. Although it is powerful, its IQ is too low.
His intuition was not the same way, but he still wanted to take a look.
Gu Huailu turned off the video and rushed to the military headquarters.
In the meeting room, the alien beast data is being played.In order to avoid public panic, the photos of the alien beasts have not been released to the public.
A pitch-black strange beast, like a giant spider.Unlike spiders, alien beasts have different numbers of legs, with four legs, six legs, and eight legs.
The more legs, the stronger the fighting power.
Thick black curved long legs, covered with black hair, sharp and slender claws at the end of the legs, densely packed, gushing out of the cave, making one's scalp numb.
Gu Huailu took a step back and pressed his fist to his forehead.
The ears in the hat are pressed against the scalp, and the heart is panicked.
I don't want to go, what should I do?
Fuli has been standing behind Gu Huailu, seeing all his small movements.
coward!
As a core member of the military, he already has inside information.Huailu is now in the limelight, and the military department also wants to see the power of Chengying, and has already decided to let Huailu participate in the battle.
Now I'm afraid of being like this, what a poor little boy!
Even if his level of mental strength is higher than his, it still cannot change the fact that he is an Omega!
As the only mecha master in the empire whose spiritual power level has broken through the SSS, after Gu Huailu is promoted to the rank of general, he will drive Chengying and lead an elite mecha troop to the fifth galaxy to wipe out the star bandits.
Admiral Fuli applied for assistance, and the third prince Yanzhu personally asked.
Depart in five days.
Ling Jue was in a hurry, Xiao Lu was pregnant, according to the "Omega Pregnancy Guide", heavy objects cannot be moved, and now she is going to fight! !
When did alien beasts appear in the interstellar world?Why hasn't he, the demon king, heard of it? No, he has to go and see.
I don't know if the Imperial Army will recruit a babysitter who can cook.
It feels unreasonable for the general to go out to fight and bring a babysitter with him!
Frieda still wants to help from the side?
His little deer is so wise and powerful that he doesn't need help at all!
Even if he wanted to, he could only be assisted by himself! !
Heijin's army pretended to be someone else and followed him, but it didn't seem to work, because Xiaolu could see through it at a glance.
How can I explain that I am a mecha master with a confinement certificate and chef certificate?
I heard that human beings are stupid for three years, but this is too ridiculous.
When I was at a loss, an old acquaintance came over.
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"Ling Jue, what are you doing in the capital of the empire?" A 200-year-old white-bearded old man was floating in the air, holding a cane in his hand and smiling.
"I'll take care of business." Ling Jue jumped onto the old man's floating boat, and stretched out his hand to pull his beard. The two of them saw that they were old acquaintances, "Mr. Xi Cao, why are you here?"
A large number of meteorites have been floating around the animal planet. Generally, starship mechas will avoid it far away when they pass by. They have no idea that there is an extremely beautiful planet among the large number of meteorites.
Mr. Nishigusa was the first human being to break through the nebula and reach the animal planet.
Seeing the legendary ancient monsters on the planet, Mr. Xiguo was very surprised.The monsters are stronger than the legends, and can even take human form.
The monsters have a pure personality and have cut off contact with the outside world. They absorb the aura of heaven and earth for cultivation, and their lifespan is astonishingly long.
After staying here, Mr. Xi Cao was reluctant to leave, and taught the local monsters what he had learned all his life, and learned their cultivation methods.
Monster beasts have extremely high IQs, especially the demon king Ling Jue, who can master a little bit, and he can master it as soon as he learns it.
Although at the beginning, Ling Jue looked down on human beings and disdained to learn from human beings.But the animal planet is too boring, and human civilization still arouses the curiosity of the young demon king.
After all, in addition to sleeping, you can also drive the mech to play around.
Ling Jue studied like playing a game.
"I'm here to get something that belongs to me." Mr. Xi Cao said mysteriously, "Go together?" He came here specially to find Ling Jue, without Ling Jue, his things would not be easy to get.
"No, I'm going back to cook, Xiaolu is still waiting to eat." Ling Jue refused straight away.Although I haven't seen Mr. Nishigusa for a long time, I really miss it, but Xiaolu is still important.
"Cooking? Are you working as a cook in Capital Star?" Mr. Xi Cao was a little surprised.I didn't believe what I said. How could Ling Jue, a demon king, be so proud to help humans cook.
"No, I have a daughter-in-law, and she is pregnant, so he needs to eat something good." Ling Jue hesitated, adding more details about Gu Huailu.
"Amazing, Gu Huailu, I know, he was the one who woke up Chengying." Mr. Xi Cao stroked his beard, and all the wrinkles on his face were squeezed together, "It's good news!"
It turns out that there is a daughter-in-law. The birth rate of the monster is very low, so it must be raised well.Gu Huailu, he had seen it on TV, he was quite good-looking, but Ling Jue also had a face control.
"Let's go, I'll give you something nice."
"No!" Ling Jue looked at the time, Xiaolu was going home soon.
"It's not now, go tonight, you're guaranteed to like it."
At three o'clock in the morning, the two came to the gate of the Military Mecha Research Institute.
Ling Jue: ...
"Xicao, what are you carrying? You are here to steal something!"
Ling absolutely refused.This is Xiaolu's work unit, how could he come here and mess things up.
Isn't this causing trouble for the deer?
"Don't be naughty, open the door quickly, there are my things inside, and my name is written on it." Xi Cao urged.
"Gene lock, so advanced!" Ling Jue looked at the access control system, "How about we go through the window?" The window is much simpler, and it opens when you touch it.
"It's not that you can't, open it quickly!" Mr. Xi Cao blew his beard, Ling Jue was just too lazy.When I was studying in the past, I would go to sleep whenever I had the opportunity, be lazy, sleep fifteen or six hours a day, and still yawn.
Now helping his wife cook, I feel very positive, not at all like the Ling Jue he knew.
Ling was not dissatisfied, and his mouth was not happy, he still hacked into the system, and opened the door control.
The monitoring failed, and the two swaggered in.
"Open the monitoring map and see, where are Chun Jun and Chi Xiao?"
"Chun Jun, who is Chi Xiao?"
"Smart armor."
The two followed the map to the mecha storage warehouse, saw the fuselages of the three smart mechas, and Mr. Xi Cao commanded, "Open your space isolation."
"Xicao, no wonder you brought me here, so you are using me." A transparent barrier appeared around Ling Jue, getting bigger and bigger, covering the mecha, "Are you stealing something?"
"What the hell is it? It's mine. I'll give you one." Mr. Xi Cao said easily.
"Such a big thing, can you take it out?"
…………
Five minutes later, four figures came out from the gate of the Military Research Institute.
"You are Elsis?" After Ling Jue came to the empire, he had heard the name of Master Elsis several times.
Elsis is a god-like existence in the interstellar world. He is not only a top mecha master who has produced the three famous mechas, but also a senior pharmacist and an almighty god. His legends are everywhere.
"Do you think my name is so loud, you have studied with me for so long, you can be regarded as my apprentice, are you happy?" Mr. Xi Cao stroked his beard and joked, "It's not me, the whole StarCraft wants to worship you!" I am a teacher!!"
He didn't care about the fact that people all over the world gave him fame. If Ling Jue's secret was made public, it would definitely shock him far more than himself.
"That's what you chased after me to learn, okay?!" Ling Jue pouted, "My little deer will definitely not worship you as a teacher!"
"Let's go, we have to make breakfast tomorrow!"
Just as Ling Jue returned home with Chun Jun, the silver bracelet on Gu Huailu's hand shimmered.
Chengying: A friend is coming, do you want to tell your husband?
The author has something to say: Thank you for your support, I love you all, (*╯3╰), I wish everyone a healthy Dragon Boat Festival! !
wrote two small theaters
small theatre
Ling Jue: The Ling family rules, you can't fight back.
Gu Huailu raised his fist
Ling Jue second turned into a cat and raised his little paw: Deer, can you bear it?
Gu Huailu: The enemy is too powerful
Small Theater [-]:
Reporter: General Gu, what formulas were you reciting during the test?
Gu Huailu: Huh?Can not remember……
Reporter: Everyone is very concerned, Major General Gu, please think about it carefully.
Gu Huailu: It seems to be—"I am hydrogen, I am the lightest, the rocket relies on me to carry the satellite; I am helium, the most rascal, I am the best at gaining and losing electrons..."
Free: Naughty!
Gu Huailu: ...
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"Huailu, what's wrong with you, are you feeling unwell?" The third prince leaned over, his tone tense. "Is it a headache?"
"The sequelae of testing the level of mental strength do not include headaches." Free said coldly.
Yanzhu, can you shut up?Luckily, Fry was fine.
"No, I'm fine." Gu Huailu opened his eyes, his hands still on his head.
There was no uncomfortable expression on his face, he pursed his lips and smiled decently.
If he lowered his hand a little and shook his head again, he would be exactly the same as the heroine who shouted "I don't want to listen" in the romance novel.
A chill hit my heart.
The ears fluttered wildly.
The medical staff had already brought over the testing equipment. Seeing this scene, the bewilderment index in their hearts had already suppressed Gu Shaojiang's astonishment that his mental power level had broken through two levels in a row.
The third prince and Admiral Fuli are jealous of Major General Gu? !
Major General Gu covered his head, expressing that he had a headache? ! !
"It's fine if you don't have one." The third prince Yanzhu heaved a sigh of relief, "Huailu, it's ready for testing, please put your hands down."
"I...I think it's okay to test like this..." Gu Huailu covered his ears with his palms, and asked the medical staff tentatively.
"Willful!" Freeh snorted lightly, with a doting smile in his eyes.
Ahhhh, Freeh, what tone are you talking about.
I can't get better.
Gu Huailu pressed his ears and began to recite English silently: "oneappleaday, keepdoctoraway! ABCDEFG, HIJKLMN..."
Finally, I recited the entire ninety-nine multiplication table, and my heart was a little calm.
"Okay." The medical staff were shocked, and Cranky Fry actually showed a doting smile.
Major General Gu, what kind of secondary posture is this?Is this some kind of special mental strength training method? !
The medical staff is ready and the testing begins.
After Gu Huailu memorized the multiplication tables, he began to recite the mathematical formulas, and finally felt his ears retracting slowly.
The detection range of this instrument is from the peak of S rank to the peak of SS rank.
The pointer has climbed all the way from the peak of S-level, reaching the early stage of SS! !
Free's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief.
After the surprise, there was another burst of sadness in my heart.
To be honest, Huailu's aptitude is not good, it can only be said to be mediocre.
As a commoner, to be able to achieve today's achievements, I don't know how much hard work I have put in behind the scenes.
This superficially tough guy!
The third prince Yanzhu raised his eyebrows at Fuli, look, I am right, do you know Huailu better than me?
The medical staff on the side were shocked and couldn't close their mouths.
Is Major General Gu going to break through the third level in a row? ! !
The person in charge of recording trembled a little, and tremblingly crossed out the original "S-level peak" and changed it to "SS early stage".
However, the detection indicator did not stop there, but went all the way up, passing through the early stage of SS - the middle stage of SS, and finally reached the peak of SS.
"hiss--"
Everyone in the testing room gasped.
The room was silent, and a needle could be heard.
Is Major General Gu going to break through the fifth level in a row?
When Gu Huailu detected SS's mental strength, the testing doctor was already sitting upright and serious.
There are only four people at the SS level of spiritual power in the empire, three geniuses, plus Admiral Free who has recently broken through.
There are three people in this room now.
As for him, he was the doctor who had seen Major General Gu's examination the whole time. He was really honored.
The testing doctor looked at Gu Huailu who was lying in the testing equipment.
I saw that his face was still calm, he didn't know what he was muttering silently, and his hands kept clasping his head.
Could it be that such a posture plus a spell can make a breakthrough in mental power? !
The medical staff present kept Gu Huailu's posture in their hearts, and they must try it when they go home.
"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you go quickly and change another testing instrument." The third prince was a little unhappy seeing everyone staring at Huai Lu intently.
This time Free did not object.
A group of medical staff came out in a file, with excited expressions, scrambling to get the equipment.
Although there are mental power instruments that can detect beyond SS, they are basically put on the shelf, and ordinary people can't use them at all.
Can't become No. 1 in the SS level of the empire's breakthrough, but it can be tested for him, and it's not bad to be European.
The media waiting outside the testing room looked puzzled.
How did it take so long to test?
I just changed the testing equipment once, and now I have to change it again. Is the testing equipment of the Imperial Royal Hospital so rubbish?
And when the equipment was changed for the first time, the medical staff were full of displeasure, but now they are so happy?
The reporter grabbed a laggard medical staff to ask.
"Major General Gu's mental power level has surpassed that of SS, let's change to the latest equipment now." Seeing that he had no hope, the laggard said in a trembling voice.
"Really? Major General Gu is so powerful!" The reporter couldn't believe it.
"You liar! Don't stand in my way, I'm going back to witness history!" The medical staff ran away after finishing speaking.
In order to grab the headlines, the reporter wrote an article on the spot, bragging about Gu Huailu's test, and finally left suspense, which caused an uproar on the Internet.
Title—[Pearl of the Empire—Gu Huailu, mental power is about to break through SSS, let us wait and see! ! ! 】
Fans of Gu Huailu celebrated nationwide, congratulated each other, and rainbow farts covered one floor after another.
Of course, there are also many doubters.
[A gimmick.How can it be?In order to attract traffic, the current media rewrites everything. 】
[The cowhide will explode if it is blown up! 】
[Just a commoner, what's the big deal, when I grow up, it must be SSSS. 】
[The Imperial media please respect yourself, don't entertain Major General Gu! ! 】
[Hmph, civilians don't know much! 】
【………】
In the testing room, Gu Huailu's ears finally disappeared. He heaved a sigh of relief, and said to the third prince, "Yanzhu, there is no need to test, this is really my limit."
It's better to be steady and focused now.
Awakening Chengying has already received too much attention, and now he has been marked by some monster. He doesn't want to be a research object and be watched every day.
"Huailu, you don't have to be too modest." This time Fury spoke first, and his fiery eyes almost shot Gu Huailu right through. "Why are you so brave?"
No way, Fry, are you coming again? !
The fine hairs on Gu Huailu's hands started to wave again, and the ears on his head were about to move again.
He closed his eyes, let them toss, put his hands on his head, and began to recite mathematical formulas.
The medical staff were very excited——oh my god, Major General Gu has started to perform his exercises again, his mental power level must reach SSS! !
The detection instrument was turned on, the pointer rose from the peak of SS to the early stage of SSS, and then stopped.
Gu Huailu let out a long breath, it was finally not outrageous.
However, he was more curious about what kind of strong man marked him?
Even if the opponent is standing in front of him now, can he defeat him?
He had been tested at Gao Yang before, and he was not very surprised by the current test results.
But in the eyes of others, his calmness has a special flavor.
The third prince—as expected of the person I have my eyes on, neither arrogant nor impetuous!
Fury——is still so calm, is it true that Huailu is really an Alpha, and I misunderstood?
The medical staff—they really have the demeanor of a general! !rub!Mental power exercise method get! !
As soon as Gu Huailu came out of the testing room, he was surrounded, and Emperor Yanqiu and the military commander also rushed over.
Gu Huailu took another test in front of everyone.
But this time he didn't cover his head with his hands, the third prince Yanzhu followed behind the emperor, and Fuli left.
There was a lot of voices at the entrance of the testing room, and the blood test department was empty.
The director of the Laboratory Department is a student of Sister Freeh's, and he knows the way to find him.
"I don't understand! You just need to tell me whether he is an Alpha or an Omega?" Fury frowned while pinching Gu Huailu's freshly released test report.The above is not clearly stated, it just shows that the data is abnormal.
"It should be Alpha..." The director of the laboratory department considered his words carefully.
"What should be?" Fury raised his eyebrows and shot his sharp eyes.
"Major General Gu's gene activity is quite high, better than the average Alpha... There is also an essential difference from Omega..." The director of the laboratory was walking on thin ice, for fear of igniting this firecracker, "However, in the blood, inhibitor residues were detected. Do you know if Major General Gu has misused any medicine?"
"Admiral Free, I heard that Major General Gu's mental power level is as high as SSS. If the mental power is too high, the test results will be different from ordinary people. This is also normal."
"A bunch of trash!" Fury frowned.
How could he misuse the medicine? I don't even want the medicine delivered to my door.
No wonder he was so calm, it turned out that he had already taken the masking potion.
That fellow Gao Yang is really daring, he dares to sell any contraband!
"Where's the blood sample I want?" Fury spread his hands.
"Eh, I obviously put it here..." The inspector searched everywhere, four tubes, he put it himself, the third prince wanted two tubes, Admiral Free two tubes.Although it is not in compliance with the regulations, Shangguan's request cannot be refused, and the reason cannot be asked.
"Forget it, you don't need to look for it." Fury snorted, turned and left. "idiot!"
If you can find a fart, Yan Zhu must have taken it.
………………
Ling Jue cut a lemon and made a cup of lemon tea, which smelled sour.
He just found out that Chengying was actually clasped on Xiaolu's fair and slender wrist 24 hours a day.
He was so angry that he opened five windows, hacked into the Empire Skynet, and monitored whether Chengying had crossed the boundary in real time.
These days, in addition to defending against wild men, one also has to defend against mechs.
That guy Chengying was too cunning to hack into his optical brain, which scared him so much that he didn't dare to easily enter Xiaolu's personal terminal.
He downloaded the Skynet camera distribution of the entire capital star, and opened them one by one along Xiaolu's route to the hospital.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, it's even more serious if you look at it.
The hospital's camera showed that the two wild men, the third prince and Fuli, were already waiting at the hospital.
Xiao Lu went to the hospital, what's the matter with them?
Lynx crouched beside him and hiccupped.
He was successful in escaping and did not let Gu Huailu touch his balls. He was rewarded with two chicken legs. He was a little full and wanted to sleep.
Lynx raised her eyelids and gave Ling Jue a qio look.
Is this still the boss in his mind?This is a refined fried cat.
Lynx is so disappointed!
Wave's program was placed in the electronic watch, and he began to give BB ideas.
"According to the Imperial Hospital Code, only five tubes of blood are required for physical examination, and the medical staff violated the regulations."
"I saw it." Ling Jue looked at the holographic screen and gritted his teeth. "The third prince and Fuli are not good people at first glance. I don't know why you took the deer's blood?"
Especially that Fury, who looks like a big man, with a dog nose sniffing around.
Wave's mechanical voice sounded, "Take blood for many purposes, you can clone the owner, you can read the data of living cells, you can..."
"Huh——" Lynx felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him, and the boss disappeared, leaving only the waves still blinding BB.
"Wave, stop talking, Ling Jue is gone." Lynx took the electronic watch to the cat's nest and found a comfortable place to lie down.
"Oh. Master Ling Li, what do you want to hear today?"
"Continue with the last one." Lynx yawned, closed his eyes, and moved his ears.
"Okay. Chapter 99 of "The [-] Escapes of the Underworld Alpha's Omega", after Omega was captured, his big diamond-like eyes glistened with tears, and every tear she shed made Alpha feel heart-piercing pain .Ah! You're killing me..."
A little yellow cat squatted on a speeding car.The little yellow cat was facing the wind, and its fur was blown into chaos.
The person on the flying car called with a look of horror, "Police? My flying car is out of control... Speeding... to the gate of the Imperial Royal Hospital... Huh? Well, I can control it again."
"Wait, I really didn't report a false alarm, officer, please believe me..."
The little yellow cat jumped off the roof of the flying car, got into the bushes on the side, avoided the camera all the way, and came to the blood test department.
Gu Huailu's blood sample was collected separately by the director of the laboratory and placed in his personal backpack beside him.
Ling Jue went into the bathroom, turned on the optical brain, and controlled the instruments in the blood test department.
The director of the laboratory department is sitting in front of the optical brain, looking at the information.
Suddenly, the sound of "didi" came from the constant temperature water bath. The director of the laboratory frowned and turned to call someone, "Xiao Chen, go and see, what's going on?"
"Okay Director." Xiao Chen finished the inspection, "Director, there is no problem. The alarm is broken. I will find someone to fix it later."
Before he finished speaking, the ultra-low temperature freezer began to beep again.
"Xiao Wu, go and have a look." The director of the laboratory continued to call.
Ling Jue spent half a day observing in the toilet. Why are there so many people in the laboratory, and they have nothing to do? !
Gu Huailu had a physical examination today, the Royal Hospital is temporarily closed to the public, and it is usually quite busy.
He still doesn't believe it anymore, he is a majestic demon king, and he still can't dismiss the director of the laboratory.
Then, the director of the laboratory kept calling for people to check the blood collection tube centrifuge for a while, and for the electrolyte analyzer and freezing point osmometer to be checked for a while...
The director of the inspection department stood still.
What exactly are you looking at?Look so engaged!If you get up and move, you will die!
Ling Jue did not hesitate to hack into the optical brain of the director of the laboratory.
A cat movie was playing in the optical head of the laboratory director, and a short-haired blue and white cat was licking its fur, washing its face after licking its forelimbs.Licking and licking, he even sat up, opened his legs, and licked the hair on the inner thighs.
Oh my god, such a hot-eyed picture, so focused on watching it?
"It's really vulgar!" Ling Jue turned around, turned into a kitten, and slipped into the blood test room.
"Meow~~Meow~~~"
In the medical waste room, there was a burst of meowing.
The director of the laboratory stretched, wondering if he had heard it wrong.
In the morning, all the inspection instruments went wrong, but luckily no one was there today.
The sound of "beep" and "beep" has been ringing in my ear for a long time, is it an auditory hallucination?
He turned his head to take a look, found nothing unusual, and continued to watch cat movies.
Ling is definitely not happy, this person is a fake fan, don't watch real cats, only watch videos, Mr. Ye is a good cat!
This is Ling Jue wronging the director of the laboratory department. Cats are rare and precious, and how can there be cats in a place like a hospital?
Will there be patients who will bring the cat to the doctor?
"Meow-"
This time Ling Jue barked louder, and the director of the laboratory was sure that it was a cat who was barking. When he turned his head, he saw a little yellow cat tilting his head to look at him.
"Which family's darling, I'm lost! Mimi, come here, brother." The chief of the laboratory trembled excitedly as if he had seen his own mother.
A live cat is so cute, it's worth dying if you touch it.
Damn mentally retarded, this person's expression is so wretched and perverted.
Lao Tzu's majestic cat demon is trying to act cute again! !
The little yellow cat turned around, stepped on the catwalk, and strolled gracefully in the empty corridor. The sun shone in, leaving a slender silhouette.
The director of the inspection department scrambled after him.
After turning a corner, the cat was gone!
what happened?Are you hallucinating? !
Impossible, look again.
The little yellow cat got into the office, opened the zipper with its mouth, took out the blood sample of the fawn, and ran away.
I ran to the parking lot, took a ride, and went home to make lunch.
After finishing it, he went to the forum again and hacked all the personal terminals of those keyboard warriors who spoke rudely to Xiaolu.
What a busy day!
After Gu Huailu checked, he was ready to go home for lunch.
Ling Jue's cooking was so delicious, he declined all the invitations by reasoning that he was not feeling well.
As soon as I got home, I smelled the aroma of food.
Gu Huailu returned home with a package in his hand.
"Sir, what did you take, leave it to me." Ling Jue wrote "Omega Guide to Pregnancy" and just finished reading it. In the future, Xiaolu will not be allowed to carry heavy objects, as it is prone to miscarriage.
"What is this?" Ling Jue hugged the box, and felt a strange fragrance coming from the box, which made him unable to restrain the urge to tear the box apart.
"Catnip. You take some out and give it to Ling Li to play with." It was sent by the third prince. Gu Huailu really didn't want it, but when he thought of those "useless" people who had sucked catnip and had no resistance in the video, he still Reluctantly accepted.
Ling Jue glanced at the sender's name on the package——Yan Zhu, it's the Third Prince again!
Definitely not a good thing!
Ling Jue opened the package as if treating an enemy, revealing the packaging bag inside.
The bag contains some fresh green leaves.
"What is catnip?" Ling Jue had never heard of such a thing, but the name didn't sound very good.
Gu Huailu looked expectant, and the ears on his head couldn't help popping out, "Catnip can not only make Ling Li happy, but also induce vomiting."
Ling Jue opened it hesitantly, a strong pungent smell overflowed from the pocket, lingering at the tip of his nose.
It smells so good!
Dizzy, so comfortable.He licked his lips, swallowed his saliva, and suddenly wanted to roll on the ground.
That fellow of the third prince, what exactly did you send?
The little deer looked at him, smiling nicely, as if licking him.
"Ling Jue, what's the matter with you?" Seeing him in a daze, Gu Huailu thought he was unwilling to let Ling Li use it, "It's okay, catnip is not harmful to cats, if you give Ling Li a little less at a time, she will definitely like it."
It's not that Ling Li doesn't want to use it, but he wants to use it himself.
He just wants to bury his head in catnip and take a big sniff right now.
Suddenly, Ling Li shot out from the side and snatched the catnip from Ling Jue's hand.
Boss, this is for Ling Li, and I want to occupy his good things again.
Ling Li held the catnip in her mouth, and started to eat the catnip on the sofa.
Leaving Catnip, Ling Jue is much better, breathing more smoothly.
He touched the cold sweat, almost exposed, so dangerous.
Ling Li hugged the bag of catnip and jumped onto the sofa.
It smells so good, smells better than chicken drumsticks, and almost got eaten by the boss again.
He couldn't control it and buried his head in it.
He couldn't remember what happened next.
I just feel that he seems to have rushed to the clouds, turned into a fairy, and drifted away.
I'm sorry, fortunately Lynx sacrificed his life to save Meow, otherwise, he would be the one who is embarrassed now.
Lynx will be rewarded with two chicken legs tonight.
The lynx bit the catnip bag, lay on its side, and started rowing with all four limbs, screaming "Awow", like a mentally handicapped person.
Gu Huailu turned on the camera, pointed at the lynx, and kept smiling like an aunt.
Ling Jue took two steps back and scolded the third prince again in his heart.
This catnip cat is out of control, and people will indulge it.
Except for touching him and sucking him, Xiao Lu is usually quite calm. What is his expression now?
How could he be seduced by such a low-level thing like a demon king? !
"Ah--" Lynx sneezed loudly, then began to rub against the sofa, writhing, rolling around, and screaming.
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
His expression was dull, his eyes wandering, like a waste.
Ah, catnip, heaven!
The more Ling Jue looked at it, the more frightened he became. Although the lynx is usually a little silly, it is still a monster! !
Are you so restless?
Lynx's whole body was sore and weak, his mouth and eyes were crooked, his mind was fluttering, and his mind began to wander.
His vision was blurred, and hallucinations appeared in front of him.
A big chicken leg ran back and forth in front of him, leading him to chase after it.
Lynx and a carp straightened up and bounced off the sofa.
Little chicken leg, where are you running? !
The lynx started scurrying around the room with a bag of catnip in its mouth.
With a big jump, it hung on Ling Jue's chest, and the bag of catnip smeared Ling Jue's face.
This retarded lynx! !
Ling Jue felt sore and weak all over, he couldn't control it, he was about to turn into a cat!
Don't ah ah ah ah——
Ling Jue couldn't control it, he still turned into a kitten.
The little yellow cat landed on the ground, slapped the lynx directly under the sofa, buried its head in the catnip pocket, and began to perform microsteps.
Lynx hit his head against the wall, tilted his head, his tongue was exposed, and passed out.
One second before Ling Jue turned into a cat, Gu Huailu received a call from his personal terminal, and he immediately recovered his expression and answered the call.
The third prince: "Huailu, does Ling Li like catnip?"
He saw that Fury had wounds on his hands today, bandaged with gauze, and still oozing blood.When I asked, it turned out that it was scratched by the cat of Huailu's family.Unexpectedly, Fury had already been to Huailu's house, and it was hard to tell that Fury, who was usually reckless and violent, moved quite quickly.
In the garden of his family, catnip happened to be planted, and the cats in the family like it very much.
Hurry up and order the servants to pick it up and send it over.
Gu Huailu turned around and looked at the little yellow cat rolling on the ground having fun, and said lightly, "I like it."
The third prince not only cared about him, even his nanny's cat was taken care of.
The little yellow cat saw the deer looking over, and shot it into the deer's arms like a plasma cannon ready to go.
The expression on Gu Huailu's face couldn't hold back any longer, and after saying "goodbye", he hung up the phone.
The little yellow cat is chewing catnip, with drooping eyelids and a crooked mouth, looking silly and cute.
Gu Huailu hugged him on his back and scratched his stomach.
"Ah Jue, come here and clean it up." The catnip was sprinkled all over the floor, and Gu Huailu realized that Ling never knew where he had gone, "It's strange, you were still here just now?"
He put away the catnip, took the kitten back to the bedroom, closed the doors and windows, and masturbated to his heart's content.
Ling Jue, who smoked catnip, recovered after 5 minutes of mind wandering.
He found himself lying on his back on the deer bed, being slaughtered by the deer.
Gu Huailu was dishing the kitten's balls.
Hey, why did the color change back again, one white and one yellow two-color egg.
Did you get distracted this morning?
Eggy was touched again, this posture is too shy.
Ling Jue remembered the ugly behavior of lynx just now, and knew that he would not get better after inhaling catnip, so he clamped his legs tightly and tightened his tail, covering his testicles.
Deer, don't touch it, it will react if you touch it.
"Ling Li, are you awake?" Gu Huailu actually grinned and spoke to the kitten.
It was the first time Ling Jue looked at Xiaolu smiling like this, his eyes were dazed, his legs opened unconsciously, and his tail began to wag from side to side.
Touch it, touch it, you can touch it all at once, don't touch the lynx's balls again!
After petting the cat for a while, Gu Huailu was hungry and went out to eat with the cat in his arms, but he still didn't see Ling Jue, and the bag of catnip on the ground was gone.
The sober lynx found catnip all over the place, fearing that it would be robbed again, so it went outside to have a good time with the catnip in its mouth.
…………
While Gu Huailu was eating and watching the news, the little yellow cat was paralyzed in his arms, wagging its tail weakly.
The holographic video is broadcasting military news. The civil waterway of the fifth galaxy was attacked by star thieves, and a large amount of supplies were robbed. They asked the empire for support.The army stationed in the fifth galaxy discovered that a thousand light-years away from the fifth galaxy, the Black Fang star, found a lair of star robbers, and a large number of strange beasts appeared. First……
Alien beast?Fifth galaxy?
Gu Huailu immediately thought of the monster that marked him.
The monster that marked him can transform into a human form, and even has a very high IQ, as well as advanced inhibitors.However, the alien beast reported in the news is obviously driven by star thieves. Although it is powerful, its IQ is too low.
His intuition was not the same way, but he still wanted to take a look.
Gu Huailu turned off the video and rushed to the military headquarters.
In the meeting room, the alien beast data is being played.In order to avoid public panic, the photos of the alien beasts have not been released to the public.
A pitch-black strange beast, like a giant spider.Unlike spiders, alien beasts have different numbers of legs, with four legs, six legs, and eight legs.
The more legs, the stronger the fighting power.
Thick black curved long legs, covered with black hair, sharp and slender claws at the end of the legs, densely packed, gushing out of the cave, making one's scalp numb.
Gu Huailu took a step back and pressed his fist to his forehead.
The ears in the hat are pressed against the scalp, and the heart is panicked.
I don't want to go, what should I do?
Fuli has been standing behind Gu Huailu, seeing all his small movements.
coward!
As a core member of the military, he already has inside information.Huailu is now in the limelight, and the military department also wants to see the power of Chengying, and has already decided to let Huailu participate in the battle.
Now I'm afraid of being like this, what a poor little boy!
Even if his level of mental strength is higher than his, it still cannot change the fact that he is an Omega!
As the only mecha master in the empire whose spiritual power level has broken through the SSS, after Gu Huailu is promoted to the rank of general, he will drive Chengying and lead an elite mecha troop to the fifth galaxy to wipe out the star bandits.
Admiral Fuli applied for assistance, and the third prince Yanzhu personally asked.
Depart in five days.
Ling Jue was in a hurry, Xiao Lu was pregnant, according to the "Omega Pregnancy Guide", heavy objects cannot be moved, and now she is going to fight! !
When did alien beasts appear in the interstellar world?Why hasn't he, the demon king, heard of it? No, he has to go and see.
I don't know if the Imperial Army will recruit a babysitter who can cook.
It feels unreasonable for the general to go out to fight and bring a babysitter with him!
Frieda still wants to help from the side?
His little deer is so wise and powerful that he doesn't need help at all!
Even if he wanted to, he could only be assisted by himself! !
Heijin's army pretended to be someone else and followed him, but it didn't seem to work, because Xiaolu could see through it at a glance.
How can I explain that I am a mecha master with a confinement certificate and chef certificate?
I heard that human beings are stupid for three years, but this is too ridiculous.
When I was at a loss, an old acquaintance came over.
………………
"Ling Jue, what are you doing in the capital of the empire?" A 200-year-old white-bearded old man was floating in the air, holding a cane in his hand and smiling.
"I'll take care of business." Ling Jue jumped onto the old man's floating boat, and stretched out his hand to pull his beard. The two of them saw that they were old acquaintances, "Mr. Xi Cao, why are you here?"
A large number of meteorites have been floating around the animal planet. Generally, starship mechas will avoid it far away when they pass by. They have no idea that there is an extremely beautiful planet among the large number of meteorites.
Mr. Nishigusa was the first human being to break through the nebula and reach the animal planet.
Seeing the legendary ancient monsters on the planet, Mr. Xiguo was very surprised.The monsters are stronger than the legends, and can even take human form.
The monsters have a pure personality and have cut off contact with the outside world. They absorb the aura of heaven and earth for cultivation, and their lifespan is astonishingly long.
After staying here, Mr. Xi Cao was reluctant to leave, and taught the local monsters what he had learned all his life, and learned their cultivation methods.
Monster beasts have extremely high IQs, especially the demon king Ling Jue, who can master a little bit, and he can master it as soon as he learns it.
Although at the beginning, Ling Jue looked down on human beings and disdained to learn from human beings.But the animal planet is too boring, and human civilization still arouses the curiosity of the young demon king.
After all, in addition to sleeping, you can also drive the mech to play around.
Ling Jue studied like playing a game.
"I'm here to get something that belongs to me." Mr. Xi Cao said mysteriously, "Go together?" He came here specially to find Ling Jue, without Ling Jue, his things would not be easy to get.
"No, I'm going back to cook, Xiaolu is still waiting to eat." Ling Jue refused straight away.Although I haven't seen Mr. Nishigusa for a long time, I really miss it, but Xiaolu is still important.
"Cooking? Are you working as a cook in Capital Star?" Mr. Xi Cao was a little surprised.I didn't believe what I said. How could Ling Jue, a demon king, be so proud to help humans cook.
"No, I have a daughter-in-law, and she is pregnant, so he needs to eat something good." Ling Jue hesitated, adding more details about Gu Huailu.
"Amazing, Gu Huailu, I know, he was the one who woke up Chengying." Mr. Xi Cao stroked his beard, and all the wrinkles on his face were squeezed together, "It's good news!"
It turns out that there is a daughter-in-law. The birth rate of the monster is very low, so it must be raised well.Gu Huailu, he had seen it on TV, he was quite good-looking, but Ling Jue also had a face control.
"Let's go, I'll give you something nice."
"No!" Ling Jue looked at the time, Xiaolu was going home soon.
"It's not now, go tonight, you're guaranteed to like it."
At three o'clock in the morning, the two came to the gate of the Military Mecha Research Institute.
Ling Jue: ...
"Xicao, what are you carrying? You are here to steal something!"
Ling absolutely refused.This is Xiaolu's work unit, how could he come here and mess things up.
Isn't this causing trouble for the deer?
"Don't be naughty, open the door quickly, there are my things inside, and my name is written on it." Xi Cao urged.
"Gene lock, so advanced!" Ling Jue looked at the access control system, "How about we go through the window?" The window is much simpler, and it opens when you touch it.
"It's not that you can't, open it quickly!" Mr. Xi Cao blew his beard, Ling Jue was just too lazy.When I was studying in the past, I would go to sleep whenever I had the opportunity, be lazy, sleep fifteen or six hours a day, and still yawn.
Now helping his wife cook, I feel very positive, not at all like the Ling Jue he knew.
Ling was not dissatisfied, and his mouth was not happy, he still hacked into the system, and opened the door control.
The monitoring failed, and the two swaggered in.
"Open the monitoring map and see, where are Chun Jun and Chi Xiao?"
"Chun Jun, who is Chi Xiao?"
"Smart armor."
The two followed the map to the mecha storage warehouse, saw the fuselages of the three smart mechas, and Mr. Xi Cao commanded, "Open your space isolation."
"Xicao, no wonder you brought me here, so you are using me." A transparent barrier appeared around Ling Jue, getting bigger and bigger, covering the mecha, "Are you stealing something?"
"What the hell is it? It's mine. I'll give you one." Mr. Xi Cao said easily.
"Such a big thing, can you take it out?"
…………
Five minutes later, four figures came out from the gate of the Military Research Institute.
"You are Elsis?" After Ling Jue came to the empire, he had heard the name of Master Elsis several times.
Elsis is a god-like existence in the interstellar world. He is not only a top mecha master who has produced the three famous mechas, but also a senior pharmacist and an almighty god. His legends are everywhere.
"Do you think my name is so loud, you have studied with me for so long, you can be regarded as my apprentice, are you happy?" Mr. Xi Cao stroked his beard and joked, "It's not me, the whole StarCraft wants to worship you!" I am a teacher!!"
He didn't care about the fact that people all over the world gave him fame. If Ling Jue's secret was made public, it would definitely shock him far more than himself.
"That's what you chased after me to learn, okay?!" Ling Jue pouted, "My little deer will definitely not worship you as a teacher!"
"Let's go, we have to make breakfast tomorrow!"
Just as Ling Jue returned home with Chun Jun, the silver bracelet on Gu Huailu's hand shimmered.
Chengying: A friend is coming, do you want to tell your husband?
The author has something to say: Thank you for your support, I love you all, (*╯3╰), I wish everyone a healthy Dragon Boat Festival! !
wrote two small theaters
small theatre
Ling Jue: The Ling family rules, you can't fight back.
Gu Huailu raised his fist
Ling Jue second turned into a cat and raised his little paw: Deer, can you bear it?
Gu Huailu: The enemy is too powerful
Small Theater [-]:
Reporter: General Gu, what formulas were you reciting during the test?
Gu Huailu: Huh?Can not remember……
Reporter: Everyone is very concerned, Major General Gu, please think about it carefully.
Gu Huailu: It seems to be—"I am hydrogen, I am the lightest, the rocket relies on me to carry the satellite; I am helium, the most rascal, I am the best at gaining and losing electrons..."
Free: Naughty!
Gu Huailu: ...
My follow-up article "Crossing into a Rich Cannon Fodder" is begging for a wave of pre-acquisition, I love you all
Hui Xiaoqing transmigrated into an old dog-blood scumbag novel, and became the cannon fodder that the scumbag in the book gave to the boss.The scumbag is so infatuated that he steals secrets for the scumbag,
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