Is the cat vest off? [Interstellar]

Gu Huailu looked at the cat ears in the mirror, and was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

How did you grow a pair of hairy ears?

Thinking day and night, dreams come true?

Can I masturbate myself in the future? !

Or drunk, stressed and hallucinating?

Gu Huailu took out his laser gun, went to the window, and aimed at a spider on the big tree outside the window.

"Bang—" one hit, and the spider died without a whole body.

OK, not dreaming.

The black cat's ears are fluffy and poked forward, which shows that he is curious?

The ears are upright, the ears are facing back, the ears are flat against the head, and the ears are facing sideways. Gu Jian can control the cat ears freely, as if they were born as part of his body.

There are toys like cat ears, rabbit ears, and bear ears that can be bought online. Gu Huailu has seen them before, but they can't move like this flexibly.

After Gu Huailu washed calmly, he touched his ears, thinking he would not be able to fall asleep, but he fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow.

After pregnancy, sleep is getting better and better.

Waking up the next day, Gu Huailu rubbed his head, but his ears were gone.

He stood in front of the mirror and flipped through his hair looking for a long time.what happened?Where are the ears?

Hallucinations during pregnancy?

The new nanny has arrived, recommended by the third prince, Xiao Luo, who is quick in hands and feet, has a clean family background, and has experience in raising cats.When Gu Huailu woke up, breakfast was already ready, steamed buns + millet porridge + boiled eggs, and put a dish dipped in vinegar.

Gu Huailu dipped in vinegar and ate the steamed buns, peeled the eggs and fed them to Ling Li.

"Meow~~~" The little yellow cat took the initiative to jump on Gu Huailu's body, rubbing its head against his hand, meowing for petting.

Gu Huailu put the egg in the palm of his hand, and the little yellow cat jumped onto his lap, licking the egg yolk with his tongue, the tingling feeling spread from the palm of his hand to the tip of his heart, very comfortable.

When I first came here, I was very shy, but I got to know people after only two days.I heard that cats have a high IQ, and old cats are still smarter.

Gu Huailu still couldn't hold back, and pressed a kiss on the cat's head.

The little yellow cat was kissed, and its body was obviously taken aback.

Is the daughter-in-law taking the initiative to kiss me?

It was right to drive out the lynx yesterday.If it weren't for now, the daughter-in-law would definitely be kissing Ling Li.

Ah, no, now my daughter-in-law doesn't know it's him, she thinks it's Ling Li! !

So sad!Is this jealous of yourself?

After being sad, I was a little angry again.The daughter-in-law is too casual, as long as it is a cat, do you have to touch and kiss?

A sour smell came out of my heart.

He stood up, put one forelimb on Gu Huailu's chest, and patted Gu Huailu's lips with one paw, swearing his sovereignty.

With this mouth, you can only kiss me in the future, do you hear me! !

This mouth will be contracted by me from now on.

meow~~

Gu Huailu's mouth was pressed by the kitten's soft pad, and his face was cute.

I am so lucky to have such a lovely animal.The next time Ling Jue comes over, he might as well spend money to buy Ling Li, he likes Ling Li so much.

I'm afraid Ling would never want to.

Gu Huailu held the cat in his arms, his heart softened into a puddle of water, he scratched the cat very gently, and then sucked hard.

"Meow~Ling Li, good boy, I'm going out~"

Xiao Luo was washing dishes in the kitchen, and he was startled when he heard such a gentle voice, thinking that an outsider had come in.

Mr. Gu would never speak like that.

He stood at the kitchen door and saw Mr. Gu, who was usually as cold as ice, stroking the cat. The expression on his face was so gentle.

Seeing Xiao Luo poking his head out, Gu Huailu returned to his usual expression.

He glanced at Xiao Luo lightly, and Xiao Luo was so frightened that he hurried into the kitchen.

Gu Huailu continued to stroke the cat contentedly.

When I was about to go out, I found that the top of my head was abnormal again.

When I reached out and touched it, the ears appeared again! !

He grabbed the military cap strap on the coat hook, covered the cat's ears, and looked at the little yellow cat sitting on his lap.

Both times, it seemed that the ears popped out after contact with the cat.

He put the cat on the ground, went to the bathroom and washed his face with cold water.Look in the mirror and turn on the timer.Silently memorizing high-level formulas in my heart, I suppressed the charming thoughts of stroking cats.

When the mood calmed down, after 5 minutes, the ears disappeared.

Gu Huailu put on his hat, put the little yellow cat into the space capsule backpack, and took it to Gao Yang for inspection.

The little yellow cat was put in a backpack and placed in the co-pilot, and the backpack was fastened with a seat belt.

Gu Huailu silently recited the function formula all the way, "The content is sub-intersection and complement, and there is also a power-pointing function. The properties are odd and even, and the increase and decrease are the most obvious when observing the image... Odd changes to even, and the symbols look at the quadrant..."

Gao Yang was injecting himself with inhibitors, when he saw Gu Huailu chanting mathematical formulas in his mouth, carrying a backpack with a cat in his hand, rushing in in a hurry, almost puncturing the wrong blood vessel.

"Major General Gu, what's the matter?" Gao Yang put down the suppressant, a little surprised.Usually when Gu Huailu came, he would notify in advance, but this time he came directly, in a hurry, which was a bit different from his usual calm style.

Gu Huailu took off the hat, carried the cat out of the backpack in front of Gao Yang, buried his face in the cat's stomach, took a sharp breath, and then slapped five big mouthfuls on the cat's face.

Gao Yang: "..."

Is Major General Gu here to show off the cat?

Ling Jue: I'm so shy, daughter-in-law, there are outsiders here, let's kiss again at home, okay?

Gu Huailu's expression did not change, his face was calm and calm, except that he had a pair of black ears on his head.

Gao Yang: "..."

Major General Gu not only has a cat, but also turned into a cat himself.

Ling Jue: Is the wife a little black cat?porridge! ╰(*°▽°*)╯

"Check for me, is there anything wrong with the cat?" Gu Huailu handed the cat over.

The little yellow cat had a reluctance on his face, and he firmly grasped Gu Huailu's arm, his paws hung on his clothes, refusing to let go.

"I can't check cats here. I can only check people." Gao Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and reached out to stroke Gu Huailu's head, "When did you grow it?"

"Last night, the cat came out as soon as I touched it." Gu Huailu took the cat back into his arms, stroked it repeatedly from head to back, and comforted the frightened little guy.

"By the way, when did you raise a cat? Why didn't you pull up a banner to celebrate it?" Gao Yang turned on the detection machine, stretched out his index finger and poked the cat's face, and the cat scratched three stripes with its paw.

"Hiss—that's pretty powerful, why didn't you be arrested?" Gao Yang jumped angrily when he was caught.

"Meow~~~" A bold human, dare to touch my daughter-in-law's ears, and even try to touch me! !Ling Jue meowed and grinned at Gao Yang.

Gu Huailu touched his head twice, and he immediately fell asleep, sticking out his tongue to lick Gu Huailu's fingers.

"This cat recognizes people!!" Gao Yang was surprised, so obedient! !

"This is not my cat." Gu Huailu told the cat's origin, "I always feel that Ling Jue is very strange, as if he knows me very well, and it is very comfortable to approach him."

"Then why didn't you invite him?" Gao Yang sterilized the scratches with alcohol, and suddenly yelled, "By the way, has your cat been vaccinated? If not, I still need to vaccinate!!"

"I don't know. Let me ask Ling Jue." Gu Huailu turned on his personal terminal and dialed Ling Jue's number. After ringing for a while, no one answered.

Ling Jue licked his paw in Gu Huailu's arms, unable to pick it up.

"No answer." Gu Huailu pondered, "I always feel that Ling Jue is very strange. It doesn't look like he is from a poor family, and he has a cat with him. The strangest thing is that at a young age, he has two years of experience as a confinement wife. Gold confinement certificate."

"Pfft—" Gao Yang couldn't help laughing, "It seems to be tailor-made for you! Hahaha!"

"It's impossible to invite him. I'm Alpha. Would it make sense to invite a confinement wife to the house?" Gu Huailu put the little yellow cat back into his backpack and lay down in the medical cabin.

Ling Jue finally knew why he wasn't hired. It turned out that it was all the fault of the confinement wife's card. Ling Jue really wanted to beat him up for his bad idea.

"Once I calm down, the cat ears disappear, and as soon as I meet a cat, the ears come out."

"Well, I'll do a few tests." Gao Yang put an emotion controller on Gu Huailu.

Tested, the cat ears will disappear once it cools down.When there are emotions of liking, shyness, and fear, they will emerge.Has little to do with cats.

Gao Yang began to imagine that when Gu Huailu was in danger, he would maintain a calm expression on his face for thousands of years, and suddenly a pair of cute, fluffy cat ears would appear, turning forward, backward and sideways.

Seemingly stable and calm, in fact, he panicked inside and was betrayed by the cat ears.

The fluffy ears are comparable to emotional radar, and Major General Gu's prudent personality may not be able to hold.

"What's going on? Could it be related to the child in my belly?" Gu Huailu took a deep breath, his face was like ice, and his ears flew sideways, expressing his anxiety, "Who on earth have I been marked by?"

"Have you been raped by a tiger or a leopard?" Gao Yang's eyes widened in shock, "It must have something to do with you being marked!!!"

"Damn it!" Gu Huailu couldn't hold back, and cursed.

"socool!" Gao Yang whistled,

"Where were you marked, I will try my luck."

"Look at your ears, it should be a black panther, or a black and blue tiger, the more you look at it, the cooler it is, awesome!!"

"In ancient times, there are records of monsters. Monsters are very powerful. It is said that the most powerful mechas are still small toys in front of big monsters. It's just that their birth rate is lower than that of humans, and they have long been extinct."

"It's so cool to be marked by a monster."

"I am willing to carry on the family line for the furry monster!!"

"Shut up!" Gu Huailu glanced at Gao Yang, the corners of his mouth twitched in anger, "Are you still joking at this time?!! Is there any information about monsters?"

"No." Gao Yang grinned from ear to ear, "That's a confidential document. There is information on tigers and leopards, do you want to see it?"

Gao Yang didn't wait for Gu Huailu to respond, and threw a few holograms of the black panther over.

The whole body is dark, and the figure is vigorous.

Gu Huailu glanced at it casually, and then remembered the hallucination when he was marked, "Could it be a cat? I... seemed to see a cat at that time." Even more majestic than this black panther, the orange cat was even bigger .

"Cat? How is it possible?" Gao Yang looked yearning, "The child in your womb has such a high genetic level, how could it be a cat? I bet fifty cents, it's a black panther. Your estrus was suppressed so badly that you had hallucinations is normal."

"Wow——" Ling Jue arched his back, bared his teeth at Gao Yang, and his yellow hair burst.

Stupid humans, how can black panthers compare to cats?

Are you blind?

Don't mislead my wife.

In the blink of an eye, before the two could see clearly, Gao Yang's clothes were scratched to pieces, and several bloodstains appeared on his arms.

"This... this cat is too powerful, isn't it?"

"Okay, good boy." Gu Huailu took the kitten back, stroked his head comfortingly, rubbed his fat face, and babbled again.

Kiss, kiss to the mouth! !

Ling Jue's face was flushed, and he buried his head in his forelegs, making a "gulu gulu" sound.

When Gu Huailu left the medical room, he took a medical robot with him, along with a cat triple and rabies vaccine.

Who exactly marked him?