[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Lin Ruhai's hair stood on end, and he began to coax his daughter as if he was facing an enemy: "Daiyu, what's the matter? The Great Sage Equaling Heaven has finished making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Hmm..." Lin Daiyu's tears were falling down. She didn't cry like other children's gushing wails. It was more like crying. She frowned slightly and said softly and sadly: "Erlang Xiaosheng The fight with Monkey King...it's amazing! What Master said is very interesting, I can't remember, the two of them change back and forth, it's very fun."

Master is amazing!You can imitate the sounds of sparrows, hungry eagles, and sea cranes, and you can imitate the sound of fish fetching water after drinking water.

After Lin Ruhai heard her say these few words, her hands gradually became sore, and she was about to be unable to hold her. She quickly took a deep breath, hugged her daughter with both hands, and walked quickly to the edge of the stone bench.Sitting on the stool and putting Daiyu on his lap, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Already tired, blushing, panting and sweating.

Fourth Sister Wen laughed beside her, knocking her head down, hitting the wall with her smile, her mouth crooked and her eyes slanted.

Lin Ruhai felt that she was laughing at him, so he was inevitably annoyed, but he couldn't say anything.I just said in my heart: I am a censor, not a general. I am a scholar who is gentle and gentle, so what if I have weak arms!

He said patiently, "Then why are you crying?"

Lin Daiyu cried even harder: "The Roaring Dog bit the Great Sage, and the Taishang Laojun injured the Great Sage with a diamond bracelet. I know that the Great Sage stole his elixir first, but,,, but Zhenjun Erlang fights him openly, but he stabs people in the back!"

Lin Ruhai looked at Fourth Sister Wen, she had disappeared.

Lin Ruhai gritted his teeth in his heart, and his face was still full of tenderness: "Daiyu, you must know that everything in the world is born and restrained by each other." Uh, why do I say this, although it is the Taoist Taishang Laojun, it has nothing to do with Journey to the West.

He changed the subject and jumped from the tone of Taoism to Buddhism: "Everything in the world has its own cause and effect. Monkey King's rioting in the Heavenly Palace is the antecedent cause. It is the consequence that he was captured into the gossip furnace and taught the real fire. If he does not cause such a collapse It’s a disaster, who wants to be his enemy.”

Lin Daiyu opened her small mouth and looked at her father foolishly. After ten seconds, tears flowed down her cheeks, and she choked on crying: "Did the great sage end up so miserable... woo woo woo woo..."

Lin Ruhai wanted to give himself two slaps, and said cautiously, "But later, soon, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven will slay demons all the way and escort Tang Seng to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, and everything will be fine."

Why don't I let her continue talking about Outlaws of the Marsh...

Lin Daiyu stopped crying, and blinked her big wet eyes: "Really? Daddy~"

With her arms around Lin Ruhai's neck, she whispered coquettishly: "I know that Monkey King stole the flat peaches and made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. He did a very wrong thing, but I still like him very much."

Fourth Sister Wen took out her pocket watch and took a look. Well, it's been 10 minutes, and she walked back unsteadily: "Daiyu, it's time for you to continue practicing. Dong Weng, can I take a step to talk?"

Xiao Daiyu continued to squat.

Lin Ruhai got up, shook the folds of his clothes, and walked towards Fourth Sister Wen.His gait is weird, and he seems to have some skills. When he takes a step forward with his left foot, his right foot will draw a small circle on the ground and then follow up.

Fourth Sister Wen thought he had learned Tan's legs, and she inadvertently revealed it in front of her.

Take a closer look, damn it, his legs are numb.

Fuck me!

The two of them walked to the 'Examination of Sword Pavilion' one after the other, Fourth Sister Wen said blankly: "There is no plaque in this yard, I wrote one myself yesterday, if Dong Weng is free, I would like to ask for a pair of calligraphy."

I wrote it myself, and it looked okay at the time, but it got worse the more I read it.

Lin Ruhai twitched his beard and smiled: "Fourth Sister Wen is too polite, please look up."

Fourth Sister Wen looked up: "Hey~~~~~!!! Good word!!!" She yelled like Guo Degang.

Lin Ruhai did not expect her to be able to praise herself in terms of structure, texture, brushwork, ink and paper.

Fourth Sister Wen didn't want to waste her efforts, she said: "I have something to ask Dong Weng, how far do you want Lingmei's martial arts to go?"

Lin Ruhai said politely: "As long as I can strengthen my body and prolong my life, I will be satisfied."

Fourth Sister Wen felt that her rough nerves could not filter out the delicate and tactful expressions of literati: "Daiyu is extremely talented and can never forget. If I teach her carefully, her martial arts attainments will definitely surpass mine."

Lin Ruhai had a headache when he thought of the things Fourth Sister Wen had done and the cases she committed.To put it more bluntly: "As a parent, you only want your children to live a safe and happy life. Daiyu is a girl, and her practice of literature and martial arts is already different. If she shows up in your green forest, it will greatly damage her reputation."

Fourth Sister Wen analyzed it carefully: You are not happy, you think it is not in line with the style of our young lady to go out and show her face after she has practiced martial arts well.Well, I heard your request, it's no wonder I fucking listen to you!

She smiled and agreed: "It's easy for me, okay."

Lin Ruhai left in peace.

Fourth Sister Wen rest assured that she is ready to teach Daiyu to become the number one chivalrous woman in the martial arts world! Hohoho, the cheat book I just grabbed is especially suitable for her!She turned and pushed open the courtyard door.

"Ouch!" Lin Daiyu, who was eavesdropping on the crack of the door, was stunned by the sudden opening of the door, sat on the ground rubbing her forehead, and moaned, "Master~"

In ancient times, doors opened inward so that they could be locked with a latch.

Fourth Sister Wen picked her up from the ground with one hand, and Daiyu wrapped her arms around her neck with ease, let her sit on her forearm, and closed the door twice with her feet.

"Master~" Daiyu didn't cry even though she was hit hard, she just begged softly, "Master, I want to be as good as you, teach me."

Fourth Sister Wen looked at her with a half-smile, and covered her forehead with rough and hot hands, rubbing and rubbing: "Little fool, Master has to teach you some useful knowledge today, such as how not to be caught when eavesdropping." Discovery, how to be discovered will not be hit on the head."

"Master!!" Daiyu buried her head on her collarbone in embarrassment, then immediately raised her head and asked vaguely, "Master, are your injuries healed? Is it heavy to hold me?"

Fourth Sister Wen blinked: "You are no heavier than a cat."

She wanted to say little suckling pig, but felt it was inappropriate.Randomly fell into deep thought.

Daiyu asked softly, "Master, what are you thinking?"

"Chongqing's mahua, Chengdu's beef jerky, Nanjing's crayfish, Suzhou's sweet-scented osmanthus, Wuhan's duck neck, Xi'an's meat bun." Sister Wen swallowed her saliva and sighed sadly: "When you finish practicing martial arts , Master really wants to take you to eat around the country, but unfortunately your parents won't let you go."

She rubbed Daiyu's head, thinking that your parents will be gone by then, don't stay in Jia's house, if you want to, come out and hang out with the master.

Daiyu blushed, and asked in a low voice: "How can Master eavesdrop on others without being discovered?"

Fourth Sister Wen put her on the ground, walked to the edge of the eaves by herself, plucked a green onion from the dry land and went up to the house, and then assumed the posture of a nightshade exploring the sea, hanging upside down from the roof and looking into the house: "This is the safest and least dangerous way." It was discovered, but if you do your light work well, you will fall half to death if you fall off. You have to wear clothes that are not afraid of getting dirty, and you can’t do this with your usual pink skirt and hairpin rings and jewelry.”

"The second way is to eavesdrop by the window instead of the door, that's too eye-catching."

Fourth Sister Wen got excited and pulled out a sharp knife from her boots: "Come on, Master will teach you how to lift the latch without making a sound."

Daiyu knew that this was not a good thing, but her face flushed with excitement, and she whispered: "Master, Master, please keep your voice down, don't let my father hear you!"

"So cute~"