[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu
Chapter 86 Speculation
Daiyu breathed a sigh of relief, and watched Master leave, feeling very happy in her heart, Master was really going to kill a pig with her own hands, luckily I remembered.Otherwise, wouldn't it be cruel for the younger junior/junior sister to see such things at such a young age?
It is said that the reason why a gentleman stays away from the kitchen is because the killing of three animals is so miserable and blood flowed all over the ground. Seeing them alive, they cannot bear to see them die; hearing their voices, they cannot bear to eat their flesh.Although I don't know how miserable it is, why is it bleeding or screaming miserable, maybe it is miserable?
The court ladies and eunuchs are forbidden to walk around at will, and even the concubines are not allowed to go out at will. There are fixed times every day to greet the queen and visit the imperial garden. The few steps she chased after her are not too far away. Only the master and the little eunuch were in sight.
Daiyu suddenly felt something in her heart, she was slightly sad, she turned around and wanted to go back: "Ah!!"
Fourth Sister Wen, who hadn't gone far, heard the cute little apprentice yelling, and hurriedly turned her head to look.
Yao Sanlang pulled her sleeve softly: "Sister, don't be afraid, it's me."
Fourth Sister Wen breathed a sigh of relief, and calmly took the little eunuch to continue wandering to the imperial dining room. I don't know if the cooks who are used to meticulously crafting palace feasts can cook pig dishes, or I will let them find a way Do you want to make pig-killing dishes look good?
Daiyu patted her chest in shock: "I'm so scared."
Yao Sanlang smiled and said: "I just came back and was going to look for you. When I was outside the bamboo forest, I saw you leaving in a hurry. I didn't know why. I didn't dare to stop you. I came here quietly with you."
Daiyu pouted and looked at him silently.
Yao Sanlang smirked: "Your accent is so cute now, what a child."
Daiyu gave him an unhappy look, and said with a sneer, "I've been tired too."
Yao Sanlang continued to smirk: "Yeah, it's interesting. I was in poor health at that time. I fell and lost only one tooth, which slowly grew back for a few months. In the end, I was still eating. Toothless."
Daiyu was puzzled: "Huh?"
How do you get a tooth stuck?
Yao Sanlang made a small circle: "Eating lotus root, the tooth stuck in the eye, almost pulled out the last tooth."
Daiyu snorted and tugged on his sleeve as a gesture.
If you don't explain, don't speak, let him guess.
Yao Sanlang immediately understood the spirit: "Use real energy to condense into a ball, and stick it to the place where the tooth fell out."
Daiyu tried it, but couldn't stick it at all, so she shook her head sadly.
Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Use the Yingxiang point (near the nose) to absorb one end of the real qi ball, and shape the lower end with thoughts and tongue, arrange it well, and use thoughts to solidify it."
Daiyu listened to the cloud and mist, and pulled out a small golden fan from her sleeve to cover the noodles, and tried to fiddle with it: "Oh! It's done! It's great!"
She closed the fan, tucked it into her sleeve, smiled sweetly, and let out a sigh of relief: "Huh~ I can finally talk."
I've had enough days of talking out of the way!
Yao Sanlang smiled softly: "Everyone has had such a thing as tooth loss, you don't have to feel embarrassed."
Gently and infinitely took out the handkerchief, an unlimited supply of handkerchiefs: "Why are your eyes red, who bullied you?"
Daiyu took the handkerchief and gently wiped the corners of her eyes, saying, "Suddenly I feel sad."
She thought of a poem that fit her current mood very well, "E'e Dongyue is high, and the beauty is soaring to the sky.
The emptiness in the middle of the rock is lonely and mysterious.
It is not craftsman, but cloud constitutes nature.
What's the weather like?So I moved repeatedly.
Siyu, the general's house, can live his life forever. "
This is Xie Daoyun's "Mount Tai Yin", Daiyu is not thinking of Mount Tai at this moment.
It is a void in the middle of the rock, lonely and mysterious.
It's Siyu, the house of the deceased general, who can live his life forever.
Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Xiao Han grows on the branch, don't let the wine goblet dry in life. Before the wind, the flute blows the rain obliquely, and the hairpin flowers are upside down when drunk. The body is healthy, and the meal is added. The dance skirt and singing board are clear Huan. Yellow flowers and white hair lead each other, and people of the time will look at them coldly."
Thank you big brother for beating me when I was young and forcing me to recite poems and songs and practice calligraphy!I haven't forgotten for so many years, if there is no senior brother, my literary level will not be much different from that of the fourth sister Wen, and I can't cook!That's really rubbish.
The wind is blowing, the mist is misty, and the remaining snow is melting.
Every once in a while, there will be a leaf fluttering to the ground, and the yellow leaves and green leaves on the tree are mixed, which is very beautiful.
Daiyu has a faint cool fragrance on her body, she has never liked to use incense to fume her clothes, it must be the natural body fragrance.
The phrase 'yellow flowers and white hair lead each other' caught her attention the most. At first she heard it suspiciously, but when she thought about it carefully, she found it more appropriate and funny.Yao Sanlang has lived for a long time, and he has not made it clear until now. If calculated according to the mortal world, he has white hair, and I am...
Daiyu blushed, and said mockingly, "Why are all the poems you remember like this? Did you learn anything else when you were studying poetry?"
Yao Sanlang smiled ambiguously: "It's not that I only remember this kind of poem, it's just that when I see you, I can only think of this kind of poem."
What a profound confession, when I see you, I can only think of poems that are full of love, and the passion ends with ritual.Yao Sanlang is triumphant, I have never thought of any poems about sex, you are too young, in another seven or eight years, it will not be the poems you have now.
Daiyu bit her lip slightly, a little embarrassed, and turned back to the bamboo forest.
Yao Sanlang took a few steps behind on purpose. Looking at the light and elegant footsteps ahead and the corners of his skirt fluttering in the wind, two lines of poetry popped out of his mind: There are beauties in the north, peerless and independent.
Full of joy, he chased after her and followed her, step by step.
Gudu Gudu, a faint fragrance of bamboo and a slightly refreshing chill of water vapor drifted in the wind.
Senior Brother Bilu collected some bamboo leaf snow and put them in a silver pot, took two pieces of firewood from under the house, and was boiling water.Even gods use firewood to boil water. It is very tiring to maintain the fire with mana all the time, and they cannot leave the stove, and the pot will leak if they are not careful.
Daiyu and Yao Sanlang approached the bamboo forest one after the other, she suddenly stopped, stared into the depths of the bamboo forest, and pursed her lips.
Yao Sanlang also looked over, swallowed at the same time, and sighed: "Autumn is here, it's time to eat fried bamboo worms."
Daiyu was startled: "What?"
"Huh? What are you looking at?"
"Bamboo shoots, I suddenly want to eat bamboo shoots. Can moths eat them?"
Where can moths eat!
Yao Sanlang strolled over, bent down to search, picked up a bamboo shoot, broke it open with his bare hands, grabbed a white and fat worm, put it on his fingertips, and showed it to her: "It's not a moth, it's a bamboo shoot." "Looks like"
It's cute, fat and creamy.Not chicken flavor.
"Ah!!!" Daiyu screamed subconsciously, like all beautiful girls, but instead of screaming and running away, she shook her hand, shook her head and let go, brushed his fingertips, and wiped the bamboo The worm was nailed to the bamboo pole two meters away.
The head of the dart split the bamboo pole as thick as a wrist, and the tail of the dart trembled slightly, showing how much force was exerted.
Fat Chongchong silently twitched, curled up, and shouted silently: I think I can still be rescued.
Bi Lu came out: "What's wrong? Who are you fighting with?"
Yao Sanlang said helplessly, "A bug scared my sister Lin."
"Yo! How big is that bug..." Bilu said while looking along the rope, er, where is the bug?
After being pierced by a dart through the chest, only the head and the tail remained, and nothing was left to be seen.He has seen Miss Lin's martial arts before, and he also knows that she is a good girl who loves to learn, and he also knows that her mana is not weak. He didn't expect to be so frightened by such an inconspicuous and delicious little bug.
Daiyu regretted her loss of composure, grabbed the rope and pulled the dart back. She should have put the dart back into the dart case on her wrist with a shake of her hand. After falling to the ground, I pulled up the rope a little bit in distaste, and finally picked up the dart, but it still felt dirty.
Yao Sanlang was speechless: "Thank you."
"Huh?"*2
Yao Sanlang tried to ease the embarrassing atmosphere: "Thank you for not sacrificing the Qiankun circle to fight that bug, otherwise I would have to build a house. My hands would be hurt too."
Daiyu was even more embarrassed, she shook the rope dart, stood away from the bamboo forest and stood in front of the house, muttering in a low voice: "I'm just scared, go wash your hands, how dare you catch bugs with your bare hands."
I don't want to go in to drink tea anymore. I feel that the house is full of bugs, and bugs are crawling in every bamboo pole.
Yao Sanlang responded, and obediently went to get water from the small well in the bamboo forest to wash his hands.
Senior Brother Bi Lu looked regretful: "Miss Lin, why is your accent gone?"
It's super cute when the wind leaks!Before Daiyu could answer, he heard the water boiling in the room: "The water is boiling, I'm going to make tea."
Yao Sanlang came back shaking his wet hands, seeing Daiyu in a dilemma: "Hehehe, don't worry, there are no bamboo insects in the bamboo house, and dry bamboo will not grow insects."
"Oh. Huh..."
"Come here, I'll get you some water to wash your darts."
"Ah."
Daiyu held the rope of the dart with a look of disgust, and Yao Sanlang took a small bucket of water from the small well, knelt down and washed the dart carefully with his hands, raised his head and said with a smile, "It's done."
The sunlight passed through the gaps in the bamboo forest and shone on the remnant snow, as well as on his skin that was whiter than snow.
A pair of dark and passionate eyes, long eyelashes cast shadows on the face, and the smile is warmer than the sun.
Daiyu returned the handkerchief to him, and asked him to dry his hands and darts, and then put away the rope without hesitation.
Yao Sanlang wiped his hands with a smile: "Don't be angry, I didn't know you were afraid of bugs, so don't blame those who don't know, okay?"
Daiyu was still a little scared, and her whole body was numb: "I will forgive you this time, if there is a next time, I will never forgive you lightly."
"Ouch!" Yao Sanlang hurriedly said, "The hero, spare your life!"
"Ha ha!"
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Lin Ruhai misses her daughter, and picks up the stone lock every day between business and study. Although she hasn't picked it up for many days, she feels that the time she can try to use her strength is getting longer and longer. Every day, she feels that she is almost able to lift it. .
He also doubted in his heart, is this stone lock connected to the ground?It's simply a stone lock carved out of a big rock, then buried flat on the ground, sprinkled with a layer of soil as a cover, and deliberately encouraged Daiyu to use it to practice martial arts, but I believed it, right?
Thinking of this, he felt annoyed that he had been cheated. He looked at the stove and firewood pile under the low shed next to him, and picked up an iron hook.
It is implied in the book that this is the iron hook used to open the stove, but Lin Ruhai doesn't know it.
Lin Ruhai scratched the soil with an iron hook. Although a hoe should be used, there is no hoe here!After scratching with the iron hook for a while, a small hook came out, and I tried to push the point of the iron hook under the stone lock along the small hook. After a while, I succeeded.
"Huh?" Lin Ruhai was very surprised, stroked his beard, and said to himself incomprehensibly: "I clearly saw that Daiyu can play with this stone lock upside down, why can't I? It stands to reason that a man's strength is stronger than that of a man's." Girl, although I'm not in my prime, she's just a very young child."
I tried my best to lift, pull, pull, kick, and kick, but I still left panting and sweating.
Back to the bedroom.
Jia Min touched his hand tenderly: "Master, even if you practice martial arts diligently, you must take care of your body. After all, you are not a young man of fourteen or fifteen years old. We will have a long life, so don't work so hard."
Lin Ruhai blushed: "My wife taught me the lesson."
Jia Min sighed helplessly, changed another towel, dipped it in the hot water in the basin, and gently wiped his hands.He ordered: "Bring an embroidery needle here."
Lin Ruhai closed his eyes and stretched out his hand: "I'm sorry."
"You, do you have a long memory now?" Jia Min took the embroidery needle, a little bit hesitant to put it down: "Come here and hold the lamp."
The servant girl came over with a candle and lit it for his wife.
Jia Min recalled what the doctor did before he was acupunctured, held the needle and burned it on the candle for a while: "Ah!", and dropped the needle on the ground by mistake.
Lin Ruhai hurriedly asked, "Is it hot? Does it hurt?"
The other two girls lay down on the ground and searched for a while, picked up the embroidery needle and took it out, and brought a new needle.
Jia Min burned the needle point on the candle for a short moment, holding the needle, with tears in his eyes: "Have I done it?"
Lin Ruhai gritted her teeth and closed her eyes: "Please!"
He thought of Ning Cheng, Zhang Tang, Zhou Xing, and Lai Junchen.
He thought of Zhou Yafu, Di Renjie...
With tears in her eyes, Jia Min pierced the needle into her husband's skin and held her breath again. After a while, she let out a long breath: "Okay."
Lin Ruhai opened his eyes and looked at the blister on his hand: "Well, it doesn't hurt much?"
Scared to death!I tried to appease myself with my firm and unyielding literati character, but it didn't hurt!
The maids next to me are very speechless. When they have blisters on their feet, they can just pierce them casually with hairpins, scissors, or needles. How can they be so serious like the old lady? What a big deal!
Jia Min frowned worriedly: "Master, this disease is in the joints, should I ask the doctor to prescribe medicine, or use food tonic?"
Interstitial joints - between the skin and the muscles.
Lin Ruhai blushed: "This small wound is nothing, but it would be ridiculed if you invited a doctor. It will heal naturally in a few days."
Jia Min was not very relieved, brought him a glass of medicinal wine for dinner, and specially ordered the kitchen to use skins for cooking.
The kitchen didn't quite understand this request, but it also cooked a table of dishes according to the request.
Lin Ruhai looked down at a table: altar-flavored fish skin, crisp-fried euchinica, crystal hoof flower, sweet-and-sour fried pork skin, fried thick-skinned vegetables, pomelo rind stuffed meat, watermelon rind fried meat (scientific name Qingqingbaibai).
He would like to ask, thick-skinned vegetables are vegetables, grapefruit peels and watermelon peels are both peels, can they also be used to complement the shape?
It is unreliable to complement form with form!fall!
But...it's delicious.Well, they are all delicious.
I didn't expect these degrading dishes to taste not bad.
Watermelon rind can be fried and eaten!Simply stunned!
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Xue Pan happily brought his sister's letter to the door of Zhuo's mansion. He had learned a lot recently and was very polite to others. He sat on the horse with a whip in his hand and asked the door himself: "Hi, is there a Murong Mudan girl living here?"
The Escort Bureau is for business, and the Zhuo Mansion is a residence and a place for handling confidential affairs. There is only one wall separating them.
Menzi's experience is the most complicated. Random people come to the door every day: rich and powerful gentry, officials, wanted criminals, wanted officials, gangsters, charlatans, liars, martial arts masters, ordinary people looking for work.The most hateful thing is that you can't completely judge a person's identity from clothing and accessories, most people have clever camouflage.
They were all forced to practice the state of 'he is in control, the moon shines on the river', and they smiled politely and neither humble nor overbearing: "Yes, Miss Murong lives here. This young master, are you looking for her?"
Xue Pan jumped off the horse and began to inquire about the news: "Are there many young masters who came to see her?"
Menzi smiled: "I'm just a door."
Xue Pan refused to believe it, and threw a piece of silver.
Menzi smiled and said, "Not many."
It turned out that several young masters gave up after seeing her chopping bricks with bare hands before seeing the big stone on her chest.
Xue Pan's eyes lit up: "This is the Zhuo Mansion, what is Miss Murong's identity?" Is it a girl from a relative's family or what?
Menzi smiled the same for thousands of years: "The villain dare not talk about the affairs of the master's family."
Xue Pan refused to believe it, and threw the silver ingot again.
The door handed the money back: "Master Zhuo has rules."
Xue Pan waved his hand: "I've rewarded you, go report and ask her to come out." He said as he walked inside.
The door said: "there are many rules in the mansion, you can come in, son, and the servants will wait over there."
Members of the Xue family: "Master!"
Xue Pan was already obsessed with sex at this time, and waved his hand very obediently: "Go, go, don't follow me, you are so ugly, Miss Murong will be annoying when you see it. Wait, bring the horse in."
The door led him in and asked him to rest in the front hall.
Xue Pan refused, leaned on the horse and took out a mirror to look at it: "Go ask her to come over."
Look in the mirror proudly, who is this beautiful boy in the mirror?
Sheng's eyebrows are delicate, white and round. You can see how rich the chin is and how round the neck is.
Menzi felt very strange, what's going on with this guy?This attitude seems to be visiting a kiln...
But he didn't ask too many questions, he just went in and reported to Miss Murong.
Take people's money to do things with others, if you don't do things, cut off your hands, this is the rule!
Xue Pan waited patiently, standing next to the horse in the mirror.
I am proud of myself, isn’t there such a poem, Leaning on a horse to cross the inclined bridge, red skirts are floating all over the building, now I am leaning on a horse, she loves to wear red skirts.Tsk tsk tsk, this scene can be painted!
(In fact, what he learned at the beginning was: when he was young, his clothes were thin. Riding on a leaning bridge, he was full of red sleeves.)
"Yo? Who is looking for me? Old Wang, you came to invite me without asking clearly?" A clear and arrogant woman's voice was heard from afar.
Menzi smiled and said: "That young master is generous, I don't invite you to come out, I'm sorry Yinzi."
"Old money fan!" Hearing the sound of footsteps getting closer, Xue Pan became more and more excited, his heart beating wildly.
Behind the hanging flower door, a bright red skirt was thrown out first, and then a coquettish and beautiful beauty like a peony came out.
Xue Pan's eyes were worth it: "Sister, Gudu." He swallowed.
Two lines of poems popped out of his mind: A branch of red dew condenses the fragrance, * Wushan is heartbroken in vain.
Bang!
Xue Pan fell to the ground mourning.
The big beauty galloped over, ready to make intimate contact with him—to knock him down with her fists.
But the murderous aura on Murong Mudan's body was too strong and scared the horse away.
The horse that Xue Pan leaned on seriously and hadn't pulled the rein, let out a whimper, and ran to the corner at the same time.
Murong Mudan watched helplessly as he fell to the ground with a slap before he could make a move. Hearing the sound of the fall was not light, he couldn't make a move now.Well, it's a little embarrassing.
Xue Pan cried: "Sister, my butt broke into eight petals!" It hurts!
The corner of Murong Mudan's mouth twitched: "What are you doing here?"
Menzi had no choice but to come over to help him up, and boasted: "Miss Murong, your internal energy is getting stronger and stronger, and you can knock people down with external force."
Xue Pan was also a person who didn't slip away, and nodded immediately: "Yes, I was in pain from the beating, and I was seriously injured!
I came to deliver a letter for my sister, but I was overthrown by your internal force. Sister, I want to buy you a drink as your apology. "
Come on, let's drink and eat meat together, don't want to be happy~
Murong Mudan remembered the 'prenatal education' taught by her master, so she didn't swear, and said: "Old Wang, get out."
Looking at Xue Pan again, he looked up and down, and felt that he hadn't changed at all: "Hmph, letter."
The little apprentice wrote so soon?Or let his brother send it over?Baochai doesn't look stupid, didn't she expect that I would beat him up?
Xue Pan took the letter out of his arms and wanted to touch her hand when he handed it over.
Murong Mudan's small claws can't be easily touched by people she doesn't like, so she quickly dodges.
Xue Pan turned his hands behind his back and rubbed his buttocks, staring at Sister Mudan with his eyes.
Murong Mudan saw the letter: she explained that her family moved to the capital to be the attendant of the elder princess Xuanzhen's uncle.
He also said that he didn’t have time to deliver the letter to Master because there was no reliable person, and he didn’t know the way to find Master, so he asked his brother to deliver the letter, hoping that Master would not beat him. My brother is just stupid, not bad.
I also wrote the latest version of the explanation of the master-student relationship and the process of acquaintance.After Murong Mudan read it, she put the letter in her bosom, ready to show it to her master and junior sister.
Xue Pan smiled all over his face: "Oh, it came out of my arms and entered yours. This letter is a blessing."
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Senior Brother Bi Lu had already made tea, and he was drinking from a cup, while there were two other cups of tea in front of him.
As soon as Yao Sanlang and Daiyu sat down, Bilu smiled amiably: "Yunqi, quickly grab the teacup and cover your hands, is the well water cold? I told you not to play with bugs, you are Do not listen."
Yao Sanlang's anger instantly pierced the gentle and affectionate young man he had pretended for half a day, and said angrily: "Senior brother, don't rely on me, the first worm I ate was forced into your mouth by you!"
Daiyu was not shocked by this at all. A person who can take out a small book to read other people's dark history at any time is not unusual for anything.
Besides, she had seen Senior Brother Bilu scare Junior Brother with bugs before.
Bi Lu snorted with a righteous face, and said earnestly, "Yunqi, you must be honest whether you are a person or a monk. You can't accuse me or drag me into trouble just because you have done something wrong. Miss Lin, what do you say?" Judge, can someone like me do that kind of thing?"
Yao Sanlang sneered: "Then who~ I know. You know people, you know your face, but you don't know your heart. Sister Lin is not familiar with you, so how can you know what kind of person you are. What can you tell by looking at your face?"
Senior Brother Bi Lu retorted: "I'm a farmer, I grow and eat my own food, I can't afford to be as greedy as you to catch bugs and eat them."
Yao Sanlang's eyes widened, but he couldn't refute. After thinking for a while, he said angrily: "Sister Lin, you are going to Yongfu Palace for dinner tonight, don't come here. Senior brother, I want to fry a pot of Gaga in front of you." Fragrant and crispy bamboo worms, sprinkled with five-spice powder and chili noodles, I don’t believe you are not greedy.”
Senior Brother Bi Lu was like a flower in the mountains, raised his chin slightly, showed a slight sneer, picked up the teacup and took a sip elegantly and elegantly, and tasted the tea in his mouth again and again: "Miss Lin, this tribute eyebrow taste good."
Daiyu was holding the table a little short of breath, and said to herself that both of you look like gods, but one forced the junior to eat bugs, and the other forced the senior to hurt him.This makes me no longer believe in Taoism!Are all gods like this?No, there is a worse police fantasy!
She drank tea, sighed and helped him out: "Brother Sanlang, what did you see at that old woman's house?"
Yao Sanlang saw that he couldn't quarrel with his senior brother, and he seemed to be small-bellied and slandering others indiscriminately. He quickly took this opportunity to touch his chin, and sat upright, dignified and elegant, sipping tea, as if he wasn't the one who almost flipped the table just now.
"Ma Daopo seems to be a liar, but she also knows a little bit." Yao Sanlang took out a white-haired ghost with a paper twist from his sleeve, and threw a paper figurine on the table: "I see that there is evil in this thing." , but don’t recognize what it is, take it back and study it.”
Senior Brother Bi Lu looked at it for a while, then poked it with his finger: "I don't know either."
"Oh, it's like this kind of thing that mortals use to harm people. Which senior brother on the mountain can know?" Yao Sanlang scratched his head: "They don't eat fireworks in the world, they are not as good as me."
Daiyu Xiaobai was speechless, and said: "This is the method of the five ghosts. In addition, putting the horoscope of birthday under the bed can make people be enchanted by demons."
The two serious Taoist priests turned pale with shock: "How do you know!!!"
Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled smugly: "In the book Chixiu gave me, there is a copy of "Compendium of Commonly Used Sorcery in the Folk", and this is in it."
Yao Sanlang's face was blushing, and he muttered, "I haven't read that book."
Senior Brother Bi Lu was also very embarrassed: "I haven't entered the mortal world for a long time, I only care about farming, and I haven't paid attention to these things."
Daiyu said: "Brother Sanlang, do you think that Taoist woman can collude with Jing Huan based on her morality?"
Yao Sanlang thought for a while, then shook his head: "I can't say for sure, who knows, there are some strange people in the world who don't look like mountains or leaks, but they have great skills when they make a move, and some embroidered straw pillows look bright on the outside. , not really."
Senior Brother Bi Lu applauded and laughed loudly: "Well said! Well said!"
Yao Sanlang was so remorseful that he lay down on the table and sighed: "Oh!"
Senior Brother Bilu poured him a cup of tea without hesitation: "The grass is wilting, hurry up and pour some water, drink up."
Daiyu raised the cup, put it to her mouth, and put it down again: "Brother Sanlang, let me ask you, did Jia Baoyu and I have a predestined relationship in a previous life?"
It's not that I haven't killed someone before, but after hearing his name, I don't want him to die. When I see his face, I feel kind.
"Pfft!" Yao Sanlang took a sip of tea and sprayed senior brother Bi Lu's face, "Sister Lin, why do you think so!"
Yes, you are right, it is true.
But I specifically ask Senior Brother Chi Xiu and Senior Brother Wu Men not to teach you the Book of Changes, lest you figure it out!
Daiyu asked suspiciously: "When I was young, I went to the temple with my mother, and I heard the monks say that everything is caused by cause and effect. Did she have a grudge against Jing Huan in her previous life, that's why she came to harm me with all her heart?"
Senior Brother Bi Lu wiped his face with a tea towel, and when the seven-year-old little Loris said seriously, "When I was a child", he couldn't help laughing while covering his face.
Yao Sanlang said: "I really never thought that you might have a grudge against Jing Huan, um, so we should have met in our previous life, your previous life is still my present life, but I don't remember ever seeing someone like you beautiful girl."
Senior Brother Bi Lu smiled and said: "You were young at that time, you were still in love, and you didn't care about anything you couldn't eat."
Yao Sanlang showed a shark's smile: "Brother, what you said is wrong, I have always cared about you." Tricking you!
Daiyu put down the glass, she learned it by herself, ignored their ability, and said to herself: "We don't know Jing Huan's identity, why she is here to stir up trouble, and we don't know what she and I are doing. rancor, and doesn't know her lair."
Yao Sanlang gritted his teeth when he heard this, he didn't have the heart to mess around with his senior, and silently lowered his head.
My heart was at a loss, if I could know one of these four questions, I could follow the clues to find it, but I didn't know any of them, so I could only wait for the other party to attack.
I was so messed up, Sister Lin didn't know how upset she was because of this matter, but I was only focused on bickering with my senior brother.ashamed!
Daiyu showed a faint smile, and said a little guilty: "When I was young, I heard from my mother that there was a brother who was born with a jade in my uncle's family. I also looked at it carefully just now. The piece of jade hanging around his neck is a bit Different. Not right."
Yao Sanlang was startled, and quickly asked: "What's wrong?"
Daiyu frowned slightly: "I'm not very knowledgeable, I haven't just started, so I don't know if I can read it correctly."
Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "Sister, just say what you say, if you say something wrong, I will blame it."
For some reason, it suddenly occurred to me that Fourth Sister Wen likes to shout, 'If you kill me, it's mine', so I borrowed it.
Daiyu raised her eyes and glanced at him, her eyes were full of charm.Both of them were taken aback.
She smiled sweetly, and took a sip of tea to calm herself down: "The book Chi Xiu gave me contains the method of opening the eyes of the sky. I tried it at the time, chanting the mantra, wiping the mantra water, and then chanting the mantra. I didn't see any ghosts, so I thought I did something wrong, or I guessed the wrong word, or there were no ghosts on the mountain. But after I came back, I didn’t see any ghosts, so I forgot about it. I saw Jia Baoyu today, the stone on his chest There is another shadowy figure on the scene, Jia Baoyu."
Senior Brother Bi Lu shouted: "Seize the house!"
Yao Sanlang shouted: "Possession!"
Bi Lu said: "No, if possessed, the shadows of two people will overlap and be indistinguishable. Have you ever seen a stone attached to a person?"
Yao Sanlang retorted: "If the immortal went to seize the house, how could there be any remaining souls?
That precious jade was brought out of the womb by Jia Baoyu, no, if a cultivator went to seize the house, how could he bring a stone with him? "
Daiyu was going to say something, but seeing how intense their debate was, she stopped talking.
Senior Brother Bilu thought of the twin conjoined peaches, twin conjoined eggplants, twin conjoined cherries, twin conjoined taros that he often picked in the vegetable garden these years... This may also be the whole deformed taro.
He charged at the case: "Is it possible that a demon took the house, but Mrs. Wang was pregnant with twins, and the demon took the body of one of them and sacrificed the other fetus in the mother's womb to make a magic weapon? Don't forget Those two faces are very similar, they are probably twin brothers!"
Yao Sanlang was stunned: "What?"
Daiyu covered her heart with her hands, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Senior Brother Bilu stared at his stupid face and said, "Do you still remember that in order to avenge the old Jiaoyu, the Nanhai Aoyu went to the mortal world to refine the ghost tapes of mother and child that were killed and killed? Opened up a pregnant woman who was pregnant with six armors. Break the belly, use her and the fetus's spine to train"
Daiyu couldn't stand such a cruel thing, she covered her mouth: "Well, don't talk about it."
I'm so nauseous... I'm sick of it.
I swear I'd rather watch Master kill a pig than hear this!
Yao Sanlang quickly patted her on the back: "It's okay, it's okay, later the carp was captured by the heavenly soldiers and generals, this kind of thing violates the rules of heaven."
Senior Brother Bi Lu was a little sorry, remembering that this was Miss Jiao who could scream in fright at the sight of insects, he was at a loss: "I won't say anything."
"Uh...vomit..." Daiyu covered her mouth for a while before she could bear the nausea, depressed and helpless: "Baoyu is just an ordinary person. I can tell that his behavior is frivolous, and he can't read well. Without practicing martial arts, I think that soul seems to be his soul."
Yao Sanlang was puzzled: "You mean that his three souls and seven souls live in two places, half in the body and half in the jade?"
Daiyu let out a long breath: "Wuliang Tianzun, finally made it clear."
Senior Brother Bi Lu was too good at guessing, how could he be so cruel!
Senior Brother Bi Lu asked curiously, "What does that jade look like?"
"It's as big as a bird's egg, as bright as a bright glow, as embellished as a crisp, and surrounded by five-color patterns."
Senior Brother Bi Lu licked the corner of his mouth: "Looks like braised pork?"
As big as a bird's egg, it is exactly the size of braised pork. It is as bright as a bright glow, red, moist as crisp, and dripping with oil.
That's pretty cool!A few years ago, I saw a kind of pork stone, oops, I got hungry just looking at it.
Startled, Daiyu couldn't help but nodded.
Originally, Jia Baoyu looked so precious and set off a piece of precious jade with a powdery face, but when he said it...
Braised pork!In the evening, Master will make braised pork!
Senior Brother Bi Lu became even more greedy, his body is a stone, he loves to eat meat and vegetables, and he also loves to eat stones.
Yao Sanlang thought for a while, then said cautiously: "Based on my experience in the mortal world for these years, if a mortal's soul is not complete, then he is either a fool or a lunatic."
Daiyu said: "He is indeed a bit stupid, but he looks good. Maybe the other half of the soul is attached to the stone, not far from the body."
Senior Brother Bi Lu didn't even think about it, he put his hand in his sleeve and pinched it, and with a crisp click, he took out a stone.
Obviously it looks like a stone finger, but his hands and ten fingers are all intact.
He took the stone in his hand and kneaded it for a while, until it was shaped into braised pork the size of a bird's egg: "Is it like this?"
Daiyu nodded: "It's almost the same, but there are still words on the front, psychic treasure, never forget, immortal life and prosperity. It's stone drum writing." Stealing the beam?I like!
"Shiguwen...is it a seal character?" Senior Brother Bi Lu smiled awkwardly: "I would be stupid when I used seal characters..."
Daiyu poured some water from the teacup on the table, dipped her slender hands in the water, and wrote stroke by stroke on the table.
Yao Sanlang also understood, this is going to steal Jia Baoyu's jade, steal it! ! ! ! !
He shuddered suddenly, remembering what happened before revealing his identity, it was Fourth Sister Wen who was going to steal jade!
Is that piece of psychic jade a 'female toy' as mentioned by Fourth Sister Wen, or is it a 'parasitic object of half the soul' as Daiyu speculates?
Or if there is no delay, both of them are right?
It was a little toy that Jia Baoyu's mother dropped into it. When Jia Baoyu was reincarnated, maybe half of his soul was attached to the wrong place?
Predict what will happen in the future, and listen to the next decomposition.
It is said that the reason why a gentleman stays away from the kitchen is because the killing of three animals is so miserable and blood flowed all over the ground. Seeing them alive, they cannot bear to see them die; hearing their voices, they cannot bear to eat their flesh.Although I don't know how miserable it is, why is it bleeding or screaming miserable, maybe it is miserable?
The court ladies and eunuchs are forbidden to walk around at will, and even the concubines are not allowed to go out at will. There are fixed times every day to greet the queen and visit the imperial garden. The few steps she chased after her are not too far away. Only the master and the little eunuch were in sight.
Daiyu suddenly felt something in her heart, she was slightly sad, she turned around and wanted to go back: "Ah!!"
Fourth Sister Wen, who hadn't gone far, heard the cute little apprentice yelling, and hurriedly turned her head to look.
Yao Sanlang pulled her sleeve softly: "Sister, don't be afraid, it's me."
Fourth Sister Wen breathed a sigh of relief, and calmly took the little eunuch to continue wandering to the imperial dining room. I don't know if the cooks who are used to meticulously crafting palace feasts can cook pig dishes, or I will let them find a way Do you want to make pig-killing dishes look good?
Daiyu patted her chest in shock: "I'm so scared."
Yao Sanlang smiled and said: "I just came back and was going to look for you. When I was outside the bamboo forest, I saw you leaving in a hurry. I didn't know why. I didn't dare to stop you. I came here quietly with you."
Daiyu pouted and looked at him silently.
Yao Sanlang smirked: "Your accent is so cute now, what a child."
Daiyu gave him an unhappy look, and said with a sneer, "I've been tired too."
Yao Sanlang continued to smirk: "Yeah, it's interesting. I was in poor health at that time. I fell and lost only one tooth, which slowly grew back for a few months. In the end, I was still eating. Toothless."
Daiyu was puzzled: "Huh?"
How do you get a tooth stuck?
Yao Sanlang made a small circle: "Eating lotus root, the tooth stuck in the eye, almost pulled out the last tooth."
Daiyu snorted and tugged on his sleeve as a gesture.
If you don't explain, don't speak, let him guess.
Yao Sanlang immediately understood the spirit: "Use real energy to condense into a ball, and stick it to the place where the tooth fell out."
Daiyu tried it, but couldn't stick it at all, so she shook her head sadly.
Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Use the Yingxiang point (near the nose) to absorb one end of the real qi ball, and shape the lower end with thoughts and tongue, arrange it well, and use thoughts to solidify it."
Daiyu listened to the cloud and mist, and pulled out a small golden fan from her sleeve to cover the noodles, and tried to fiddle with it: "Oh! It's done! It's great!"
She closed the fan, tucked it into her sleeve, smiled sweetly, and let out a sigh of relief: "Huh~ I can finally talk."
I've had enough days of talking out of the way!
Yao Sanlang smiled softly: "Everyone has had such a thing as tooth loss, you don't have to feel embarrassed."
Gently and infinitely took out the handkerchief, an unlimited supply of handkerchiefs: "Why are your eyes red, who bullied you?"
Daiyu took the handkerchief and gently wiped the corners of her eyes, saying, "Suddenly I feel sad."
She thought of a poem that fit her current mood very well, "E'e Dongyue is high, and the beauty is soaring to the sky.
The emptiness in the middle of the rock is lonely and mysterious.
It is not craftsman, but cloud constitutes nature.
What's the weather like?So I moved repeatedly.
Siyu, the general's house, can live his life forever. "
This is Xie Daoyun's "Mount Tai Yin", Daiyu is not thinking of Mount Tai at this moment.
It is a void in the middle of the rock, lonely and mysterious.
It's Siyu, the house of the deceased general, who can live his life forever.
Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Xiao Han grows on the branch, don't let the wine goblet dry in life. Before the wind, the flute blows the rain obliquely, and the hairpin flowers are upside down when drunk. The body is healthy, and the meal is added. The dance skirt and singing board are clear Huan. Yellow flowers and white hair lead each other, and people of the time will look at them coldly."
Thank you big brother for beating me when I was young and forcing me to recite poems and songs and practice calligraphy!I haven't forgotten for so many years, if there is no senior brother, my literary level will not be much different from that of the fourth sister Wen, and I can't cook!That's really rubbish.
The wind is blowing, the mist is misty, and the remaining snow is melting.
Every once in a while, there will be a leaf fluttering to the ground, and the yellow leaves and green leaves on the tree are mixed, which is very beautiful.
Daiyu has a faint cool fragrance on her body, she has never liked to use incense to fume her clothes, it must be the natural body fragrance.
The phrase 'yellow flowers and white hair lead each other' caught her attention the most. At first she heard it suspiciously, but when she thought about it carefully, she found it more appropriate and funny.Yao Sanlang has lived for a long time, and he has not made it clear until now. If calculated according to the mortal world, he has white hair, and I am...
Daiyu blushed, and said mockingly, "Why are all the poems you remember like this? Did you learn anything else when you were studying poetry?"
Yao Sanlang smiled ambiguously: "It's not that I only remember this kind of poem, it's just that when I see you, I can only think of this kind of poem."
What a profound confession, when I see you, I can only think of poems that are full of love, and the passion ends with ritual.Yao Sanlang is triumphant, I have never thought of any poems about sex, you are too young, in another seven or eight years, it will not be the poems you have now.
Daiyu bit her lip slightly, a little embarrassed, and turned back to the bamboo forest.
Yao Sanlang took a few steps behind on purpose. Looking at the light and elegant footsteps ahead and the corners of his skirt fluttering in the wind, two lines of poetry popped out of his mind: There are beauties in the north, peerless and independent.
Full of joy, he chased after her and followed her, step by step.
Gudu Gudu, a faint fragrance of bamboo and a slightly refreshing chill of water vapor drifted in the wind.
Senior Brother Bilu collected some bamboo leaf snow and put them in a silver pot, took two pieces of firewood from under the house, and was boiling water.Even gods use firewood to boil water. It is very tiring to maintain the fire with mana all the time, and they cannot leave the stove, and the pot will leak if they are not careful.
Daiyu and Yao Sanlang approached the bamboo forest one after the other, she suddenly stopped, stared into the depths of the bamboo forest, and pursed her lips.
Yao Sanlang also looked over, swallowed at the same time, and sighed: "Autumn is here, it's time to eat fried bamboo worms."
Daiyu was startled: "What?"
"Huh? What are you looking at?"
"Bamboo shoots, I suddenly want to eat bamboo shoots. Can moths eat them?"
Where can moths eat!
Yao Sanlang strolled over, bent down to search, picked up a bamboo shoot, broke it open with his bare hands, grabbed a white and fat worm, put it on his fingertips, and showed it to her: "It's not a moth, it's a bamboo shoot." "Looks like"
It's cute, fat and creamy.Not chicken flavor.
"Ah!!!" Daiyu screamed subconsciously, like all beautiful girls, but instead of screaming and running away, she shook her hand, shook her head and let go, brushed his fingertips, and wiped the bamboo The worm was nailed to the bamboo pole two meters away.
The head of the dart split the bamboo pole as thick as a wrist, and the tail of the dart trembled slightly, showing how much force was exerted.
Fat Chongchong silently twitched, curled up, and shouted silently: I think I can still be rescued.
Bi Lu came out: "What's wrong? Who are you fighting with?"
Yao Sanlang said helplessly, "A bug scared my sister Lin."
"Yo! How big is that bug..." Bilu said while looking along the rope, er, where is the bug?
After being pierced by a dart through the chest, only the head and the tail remained, and nothing was left to be seen.He has seen Miss Lin's martial arts before, and he also knows that she is a good girl who loves to learn, and he also knows that her mana is not weak. He didn't expect to be so frightened by such an inconspicuous and delicious little bug.
Daiyu regretted her loss of composure, grabbed the rope and pulled the dart back. She should have put the dart back into the dart case on her wrist with a shake of her hand. After falling to the ground, I pulled up the rope a little bit in distaste, and finally picked up the dart, but it still felt dirty.
Yao Sanlang was speechless: "Thank you."
"Huh?"*2
Yao Sanlang tried to ease the embarrassing atmosphere: "Thank you for not sacrificing the Qiankun circle to fight that bug, otherwise I would have to build a house. My hands would be hurt too."
Daiyu was even more embarrassed, she shook the rope dart, stood away from the bamboo forest and stood in front of the house, muttering in a low voice: "I'm just scared, go wash your hands, how dare you catch bugs with your bare hands."
I don't want to go in to drink tea anymore. I feel that the house is full of bugs, and bugs are crawling in every bamboo pole.
Yao Sanlang responded, and obediently went to get water from the small well in the bamboo forest to wash his hands.
Senior Brother Bi Lu looked regretful: "Miss Lin, why is your accent gone?"
It's super cute when the wind leaks!Before Daiyu could answer, he heard the water boiling in the room: "The water is boiling, I'm going to make tea."
Yao Sanlang came back shaking his wet hands, seeing Daiyu in a dilemma: "Hehehe, don't worry, there are no bamboo insects in the bamboo house, and dry bamboo will not grow insects."
"Oh. Huh..."
"Come here, I'll get you some water to wash your darts."
"Ah."
Daiyu held the rope of the dart with a look of disgust, and Yao Sanlang took a small bucket of water from the small well, knelt down and washed the dart carefully with his hands, raised his head and said with a smile, "It's done."
The sunlight passed through the gaps in the bamboo forest and shone on the remnant snow, as well as on his skin that was whiter than snow.
A pair of dark and passionate eyes, long eyelashes cast shadows on the face, and the smile is warmer than the sun.
Daiyu returned the handkerchief to him, and asked him to dry his hands and darts, and then put away the rope without hesitation.
Yao Sanlang wiped his hands with a smile: "Don't be angry, I didn't know you were afraid of bugs, so don't blame those who don't know, okay?"
Daiyu was still a little scared, and her whole body was numb: "I will forgive you this time, if there is a next time, I will never forgive you lightly."
"Ouch!" Yao Sanlang hurriedly said, "The hero, spare your life!"
"Ha ha!"
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Lin Ruhai misses her daughter, and picks up the stone lock every day between business and study. Although she hasn't picked it up for many days, she feels that the time she can try to use her strength is getting longer and longer. Every day, she feels that she is almost able to lift it. .
He also doubted in his heart, is this stone lock connected to the ground?It's simply a stone lock carved out of a big rock, then buried flat on the ground, sprinkled with a layer of soil as a cover, and deliberately encouraged Daiyu to use it to practice martial arts, but I believed it, right?
Thinking of this, he felt annoyed that he had been cheated. He looked at the stove and firewood pile under the low shed next to him, and picked up an iron hook.
It is implied in the book that this is the iron hook used to open the stove, but Lin Ruhai doesn't know it.
Lin Ruhai scratched the soil with an iron hook. Although a hoe should be used, there is no hoe here!After scratching with the iron hook for a while, a small hook came out, and I tried to push the point of the iron hook under the stone lock along the small hook. After a while, I succeeded.
"Huh?" Lin Ruhai was very surprised, stroked his beard, and said to himself incomprehensibly: "I clearly saw that Daiyu can play with this stone lock upside down, why can't I? It stands to reason that a man's strength is stronger than that of a man's." Girl, although I'm not in my prime, she's just a very young child."
I tried my best to lift, pull, pull, kick, and kick, but I still left panting and sweating.
Back to the bedroom.
Jia Min touched his hand tenderly: "Master, even if you practice martial arts diligently, you must take care of your body. After all, you are not a young man of fourteen or fifteen years old. We will have a long life, so don't work so hard."
Lin Ruhai blushed: "My wife taught me the lesson."
Jia Min sighed helplessly, changed another towel, dipped it in the hot water in the basin, and gently wiped his hands.He ordered: "Bring an embroidery needle here."
Lin Ruhai closed his eyes and stretched out his hand: "I'm sorry."
"You, do you have a long memory now?" Jia Min took the embroidery needle, a little bit hesitant to put it down: "Come here and hold the lamp."
The servant girl came over with a candle and lit it for his wife.
Jia Min recalled what the doctor did before he was acupunctured, held the needle and burned it on the candle for a while: "Ah!", and dropped the needle on the ground by mistake.
Lin Ruhai hurriedly asked, "Is it hot? Does it hurt?"
The other two girls lay down on the ground and searched for a while, picked up the embroidery needle and took it out, and brought a new needle.
Jia Min burned the needle point on the candle for a short moment, holding the needle, with tears in his eyes: "Have I done it?"
Lin Ruhai gritted her teeth and closed her eyes: "Please!"
He thought of Ning Cheng, Zhang Tang, Zhou Xing, and Lai Junchen.
He thought of Zhou Yafu, Di Renjie...
With tears in her eyes, Jia Min pierced the needle into her husband's skin and held her breath again. After a while, she let out a long breath: "Okay."
Lin Ruhai opened his eyes and looked at the blister on his hand: "Well, it doesn't hurt much?"
Scared to death!I tried to appease myself with my firm and unyielding literati character, but it didn't hurt!
The maids next to me are very speechless. When they have blisters on their feet, they can just pierce them casually with hairpins, scissors, or needles. How can they be so serious like the old lady? What a big deal!
Jia Min frowned worriedly: "Master, this disease is in the joints, should I ask the doctor to prescribe medicine, or use food tonic?"
Interstitial joints - between the skin and the muscles.
Lin Ruhai blushed: "This small wound is nothing, but it would be ridiculed if you invited a doctor. It will heal naturally in a few days."
Jia Min was not very relieved, brought him a glass of medicinal wine for dinner, and specially ordered the kitchen to use skins for cooking.
The kitchen didn't quite understand this request, but it also cooked a table of dishes according to the request.
Lin Ruhai looked down at a table: altar-flavored fish skin, crisp-fried euchinica, crystal hoof flower, sweet-and-sour fried pork skin, fried thick-skinned vegetables, pomelo rind stuffed meat, watermelon rind fried meat (scientific name Qingqingbaibai).
He would like to ask, thick-skinned vegetables are vegetables, grapefruit peels and watermelon peels are both peels, can they also be used to complement the shape?
It is unreliable to complement form with form!fall!
But...it's delicious.Well, they are all delicious.
I didn't expect these degrading dishes to taste not bad.
Watermelon rind can be fried and eaten!Simply stunned!
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Xue Pan happily brought his sister's letter to the door of Zhuo's mansion. He had learned a lot recently and was very polite to others. He sat on the horse with a whip in his hand and asked the door himself: "Hi, is there a Murong Mudan girl living here?"
The Escort Bureau is for business, and the Zhuo Mansion is a residence and a place for handling confidential affairs. There is only one wall separating them.
Menzi's experience is the most complicated. Random people come to the door every day: rich and powerful gentry, officials, wanted criminals, wanted officials, gangsters, charlatans, liars, martial arts masters, ordinary people looking for work.The most hateful thing is that you can't completely judge a person's identity from clothing and accessories, most people have clever camouflage.
They were all forced to practice the state of 'he is in control, the moon shines on the river', and they smiled politely and neither humble nor overbearing: "Yes, Miss Murong lives here. This young master, are you looking for her?"
Xue Pan jumped off the horse and began to inquire about the news: "Are there many young masters who came to see her?"
Menzi smiled: "I'm just a door."
Xue Pan refused to believe it, and threw a piece of silver.
Menzi smiled and said, "Not many."
It turned out that several young masters gave up after seeing her chopping bricks with bare hands before seeing the big stone on her chest.
Xue Pan's eyes lit up: "This is the Zhuo Mansion, what is Miss Murong's identity?" Is it a girl from a relative's family or what?
Menzi smiled the same for thousands of years: "The villain dare not talk about the affairs of the master's family."
Xue Pan refused to believe it, and threw the silver ingot again.
The door handed the money back: "Master Zhuo has rules."
Xue Pan waved his hand: "I've rewarded you, go report and ask her to come out." He said as he walked inside.
The door said: "there are many rules in the mansion, you can come in, son, and the servants will wait over there."
Members of the Xue family: "Master!"
Xue Pan was already obsessed with sex at this time, and waved his hand very obediently: "Go, go, don't follow me, you are so ugly, Miss Murong will be annoying when you see it. Wait, bring the horse in."
The door led him in and asked him to rest in the front hall.
Xue Pan refused, leaned on the horse and took out a mirror to look at it: "Go ask her to come over."
Look in the mirror proudly, who is this beautiful boy in the mirror?
Sheng's eyebrows are delicate, white and round. You can see how rich the chin is and how round the neck is.
Menzi felt very strange, what's going on with this guy?This attitude seems to be visiting a kiln...
But he didn't ask too many questions, he just went in and reported to Miss Murong.
Take people's money to do things with others, if you don't do things, cut off your hands, this is the rule!
Xue Pan waited patiently, standing next to the horse in the mirror.
I am proud of myself, isn’t there such a poem, Leaning on a horse to cross the inclined bridge, red skirts are floating all over the building, now I am leaning on a horse, she loves to wear red skirts.Tsk tsk tsk, this scene can be painted!
(In fact, what he learned at the beginning was: when he was young, his clothes were thin. Riding on a leaning bridge, he was full of red sleeves.)
"Yo? Who is looking for me? Old Wang, you came to invite me without asking clearly?" A clear and arrogant woman's voice was heard from afar.
Menzi smiled and said: "That young master is generous, I don't invite you to come out, I'm sorry Yinzi."
"Old money fan!" Hearing the sound of footsteps getting closer, Xue Pan became more and more excited, his heart beating wildly.
Behind the hanging flower door, a bright red skirt was thrown out first, and then a coquettish and beautiful beauty like a peony came out.
Xue Pan's eyes were worth it: "Sister, Gudu." He swallowed.
Two lines of poems popped out of his mind: A branch of red dew condenses the fragrance, * Wushan is heartbroken in vain.
Bang!
Xue Pan fell to the ground mourning.
The big beauty galloped over, ready to make intimate contact with him—to knock him down with her fists.
But the murderous aura on Murong Mudan's body was too strong and scared the horse away.
The horse that Xue Pan leaned on seriously and hadn't pulled the rein, let out a whimper, and ran to the corner at the same time.
Murong Mudan watched helplessly as he fell to the ground with a slap before he could make a move. Hearing the sound of the fall was not light, he couldn't make a move now.Well, it's a little embarrassing.
Xue Pan cried: "Sister, my butt broke into eight petals!" It hurts!
The corner of Murong Mudan's mouth twitched: "What are you doing here?"
Menzi had no choice but to come over to help him up, and boasted: "Miss Murong, your internal energy is getting stronger and stronger, and you can knock people down with external force."
Xue Pan was also a person who didn't slip away, and nodded immediately: "Yes, I was in pain from the beating, and I was seriously injured!
I came to deliver a letter for my sister, but I was overthrown by your internal force. Sister, I want to buy you a drink as your apology. "
Come on, let's drink and eat meat together, don't want to be happy~
Murong Mudan remembered the 'prenatal education' taught by her master, so she didn't swear, and said: "Old Wang, get out."
Looking at Xue Pan again, he looked up and down, and felt that he hadn't changed at all: "Hmph, letter."
The little apprentice wrote so soon?Or let his brother send it over?Baochai doesn't look stupid, didn't she expect that I would beat him up?
Xue Pan took the letter out of his arms and wanted to touch her hand when he handed it over.
Murong Mudan's small claws can't be easily touched by people she doesn't like, so she quickly dodges.
Xue Pan turned his hands behind his back and rubbed his buttocks, staring at Sister Mudan with his eyes.
Murong Mudan saw the letter: she explained that her family moved to the capital to be the attendant of the elder princess Xuanzhen's uncle.
He also said that he didn’t have time to deliver the letter to Master because there was no reliable person, and he didn’t know the way to find Master, so he asked his brother to deliver the letter, hoping that Master would not beat him. My brother is just stupid, not bad.
I also wrote the latest version of the explanation of the master-student relationship and the process of acquaintance.After Murong Mudan read it, she put the letter in her bosom, ready to show it to her master and junior sister.
Xue Pan smiled all over his face: "Oh, it came out of my arms and entered yours. This letter is a blessing."
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Senior Brother Bi Lu had already made tea, and he was drinking from a cup, while there were two other cups of tea in front of him.
As soon as Yao Sanlang and Daiyu sat down, Bilu smiled amiably: "Yunqi, quickly grab the teacup and cover your hands, is the well water cold? I told you not to play with bugs, you are Do not listen."
Yao Sanlang's anger instantly pierced the gentle and affectionate young man he had pretended for half a day, and said angrily: "Senior brother, don't rely on me, the first worm I ate was forced into your mouth by you!"
Daiyu was not shocked by this at all. A person who can take out a small book to read other people's dark history at any time is not unusual for anything.
Besides, she had seen Senior Brother Bilu scare Junior Brother with bugs before.
Bi Lu snorted with a righteous face, and said earnestly, "Yunqi, you must be honest whether you are a person or a monk. You can't accuse me or drag me into trouble just because you have done something wrong. Miss Lin, what do you say?" Judge, can someone like me do that kind of thing?"
Yao Sanlang sneered: "Then who~ I know. You know people, you know your face, but you don't know your heart. Sister Lin is not familiar with you, so how can you know what kind of person you are. What can you tell by looking at your face?"
Senior Brother Bi Lu retorted: "I'm a farmer, I grow and eat my own food, I can't afford to be as greedy as you to catch bugs and eat them."
Yao Sanlang's eyes widened, but he couldn't refute. After thinking for a while, he said angrily: "Sister Lin, you are going to Yongfu Palace for dinner tonight, don't come here. Senior brother, I want to fry a pot of Gaga in front of you." Fragrant and crispy bamboo worms, sprinkled with five-spice powder and chili noodles, I don’t believe you are not greedy.”
Senior Brother Bi Lu was like a flower in the mountains, raised his chin slightly, showed a slight sneer, picked up the teacup and took a sip elegantly and elegantly, and tasted the tea in his mouth again and again: "Miss Lin, this tribute eyebrow taste good."
Daiyu was holding the table a little short of breath, and said to herself that both of you look like gods, but one forced the junior to eat bugs, and the other forced the senior to hurt him.This makes me no longer believe in Taoism!Are all gods like this?No, there is a worse police fantasy!
She drank tea, sighed and helped him out: "Brother Sanlang, what did you see at that old woman's house?"
Yao Sanlang saw that he couldn't quarrel with his senior brother, and he seemed to be small-bellied and slandering others indiscriminately. He quickly took this opportunity to touch his chin, and sat upright, dignified and elegant, sipping tea, as if he wasn't the one who almost flipped the table just now.
"Ma Daopo seems to be a liar, but she also knows a little bit." Yao Sanlang took out a white-haired ghost with a paper twist from his sleeve, and threw a paper figurine on the table: "I see that there is evil in this thing." , but don’t recognize what it is, take it back and study it.”
Senior Brother Bi Lu looked at it for a while, then poked it with his finger: "I don't know either."
"Oh, it's like this kind of thing that mortals use to harm people. Which senior brother on the mountain can know?" Yao Sanlang scratched his head: "They don't eat fireworks in the world, they are not as good as me."
Daiyu Xiaobai was speechless, and said: "This is the method of the five ghosts. In addition, putting the horoscope of birthday under the bed can make people be enchanted by demons."
The two serious Taoist priests turned pale with shock: "How do you know!!!"
Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled smugly: "In the book Chixiu gave me, there is a copy of "Compendium of Commonly Used Sorcery in the Folk", and this is in it."
Yao Sanlang's face was blushing, and he muttered, "I haven't read that book."
Senior Brother Bi Lu was also very embarrassed: "I haven't entered the mortal world for a long time, I only care about farming, and I haven't paid attention to these things."
Daiyu said: "Brother Sanlang, do you think that Taoist woman can collude with Jing Huan based on her morality?"
Yao Sanlang thought for a while, then shook his head: "I can't say for sure, who knows, there are some strange people in the world who don't look like mountains or leaks, but they have great skills when they make a move, and some embroidered straw pillows look bright on the outside. , not really."
Senior Brother Bi Lu applauded and laughed loudly: "Well said! Well said!"
Yao Sanlang was so remorseful that he lay down on the table and sighed: "Oh!"
Senior Brother Bilu poured him a cup of tea without hesitation: "The grass is wilting, hurry up and pour some water, drink up."
Daiyu raised the cup, put it to her mouth, and put it down again: "Brother Sanlang, let me ask you, did Jia Baoyu and I have a predestined relationship in a previous life?"
It's not that I haven't killed someone before, but after hearing his name, I don't want him to die. When I see his face, I feel kind.
"Pfft!" Yao Sanlang took a sip of tea and sprayed senior brother Bi Lu's face, "Sister Lin, why do you think so!"
Yes, you are right, it is true.
But I specifically ask Senior Brother Chi Xiu and Senior Brother Wu Men not to teach you the Book of Changes, lest you figure it out!
Daiyu asked suspiciously: "When I was young, I went to the temple with my mother, and I heard the monks say that everything is caused by cause and effect. Did she have a grudge against Jing Huan in her previous life, that's why she came to harm me with all her heart?"
Senior Brother Bi Lu wiped his face with a tea towel, and when the seven-year-old little Loris said seriously, "When I was a child", he couldn't help laughing while covering his face.
Yao Sanlang said: "I really never thought that you might have a grudge against Jing Huan, um, so we should have met in our previous life, your previous life is still my present life, but I don't remember ever seeing someone like you beautiful girl."
Senior Brother Bi Lu smiled and said: "You were young at that time, you were still in love, and you didn't care about anything you couldn't eat."
Yao Sanlang showed a shark's smile: "Brother, what you said is wrong, I have always cared about you." Tricking you!
Daiyu put down the glass, she learned it by herself, ignored their ability, and said to herself: "We don't know Jing Huan's identity, why she is here to stir up trouble, and we don't know what she and I are doing. rancor, and doesn't know her lair."
Yao Sanlang gritted his teeth when he heard this, he didn't have the heart to mess around with his senior, and silently lowered his head.
My heart was at a loss, if I could know one of these four questions, I could follow the clues to find it, but I didn't know any of them, so I could only wait for the other party to attack.
I was so messed up, Sister Lin didn't know how upset she was because of this matter, but I was only focused on bickering with my senior brother.ashamed!
Daiyu showed a faint smile, and said a little guilty: "When I was young, I heard from my mother that there was a brother who was born with a jade in my uncle's family. I also looked at it carefully just now. The piece of jade hanging around his neck is a bit Different. Not right."
Yao Sanlang was startled, and quickly asked: "What's wrong?"
Daiyu frowned slightly: "I'm not very knowledgeable, I haven't just started, so I don't know if I can read it correctly."
Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "Sister, just say what you say, if you say something wrong, I will blame it."
For some reason, it suddenly occurred to me that Fourth Sister Wen likes to shout, 'If you kill me, it's mine', so I borrowed it.
Daiyu raised her eyes and glanced at him, her eyes were full of charm.Both of them were taken aback.
She smiled sweetly, and took a sip of tea to calm herself down: "The book Chi Xiu gave me contains the method of opening the eyes of the sky. I tried it at the time, chanting the mantra, wiping the mantra water, and then chanting the mantra. I didn't see any ghosts, so I thought I did something wrong, or I guessed the wrong word, or there were no ghosts on the mountain. But after I came back, I didn’t see any ghosts, so I forgot about it. I saw Jia Baoyu today, the stone on his chest There is another shadowy figure on the scene, Jia Baoyu."
Senior Brother Bi Lu shouted: "Seize the house!"
Yao Sanlang shouted: "Possession!"
Bi Lu said: "No, if possessed, the shadows of two people will overlap and be indistinguishable. Have you ever seen a stone attached to a person?"
Yao Sanlang retorted: "If the immortal went to seize the house, how could there be any remaining souls?
That precious jade was brought out of the womb by Jia Baoyu, no, if a cultivator went to seize the house, how could he bring a stone with him? "
Daiyu was going to say something, but seeing how intense their debate was, she stopped talking.
Senior Brother Bilu thought of the twin conjoined peaches, twin conjoined eggplants, twin conjoined cherries, twin conjoined taros that he often picked in the vegetable garden these years... This may also be the whole deformed taro.
He charged at the case: "Is it possible that a demon took the house, but Mrs. Wang was pregnant with twins, and the demon took the body of one of them and sacrificed the other fetus in the mother's womb to make a magic weapon? Don't forget Those two faces are very similar, they are probably twin brothers!"
Yao Sanlang was stunned: "What?"
Daiyu covered her heart with her hands, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Senior Brother Bilu stared at his stupid face and said, "Do you still remember that in order to avenge the old Jiaoyu, the Nanhai Aoyu went to the mortal world to refine the ghost tapes of mother and child that were killed and killed? Opened up a pregnant woman who was pregnant with six armors. Break the belly, use her and the fetus's spine to train"
Daiyu couldn't stand such a cruel thing, she covered her mouth: "Well, don't talk about it."
I'm so nauseous... I'm sick of it.
I swear I'd rather watch Master kill a pig than hear this!
Yao Sanlang quickly patted her on the back: "It's okay, it's okay, later the carp was captured by the heavenly soldiers and generals, this kind of thing violates the rules of heaven."
Senior Brother Bi Lu was a little sorry, remembering that this was Miss Jiao who could scream in fright at the sight of insects, he was at a loss: "I won't say anything."
"Uh...vomit..." Daiyu covered her mouth for a while before she could bear the nausea, depressed and helpless: "Baoyu is just an ordinary person. I can tell that his behavior is frivolous, and he can't read well. Without practicing martial arts, I think that soul seems to be his soul."
Yao Sanlang was puzzled: "You mean that his three souls and seven souls live in two places, half in the body and half in the jade?"
Daiyu let out a long breath: "Wuliang Tianzun, finally made it clear."
Senior Brother Bi Lu was too good at guessing, how could he be so cruel!
Senior Brother Bi Lu asked curiously, "What does that jade look like?"
"It's as big as a bird's egg, as bright as a bright glow, as embellished as a crisp, and surrounded by five-color patterns."
Senior Brother Bi Lu licked the corner of his mouth: "Looks like braised pork?"
As big as a bird's egg, it is exactly the size of braised pork. It is as bright as a bright glow, red, moist as crisp, and dripping with oil.
That's pretty cool!A few years ago, I saw a kind of pork stone, oops, I got hungry just looking at it.
Startled, Daiyu couldn't help but nodded.
Originally, Jia Baoyu looked so precious and set off a piece of precious jade with a powdery face, but when he said it...
Braised pork!In the evening, Master will make braised pork!
Senior Brother Bi Lu became even more greedy, his body is a stone, he loves to eat meat and vegetables, and he also loves to eat stones.
Yao Sanlang thought for a while, then said cautiously: "Based on my experience in the mortal world for these years, if a mortal's soul is not complete, then he is either a fool or a lunatic."
Daiyu said: "He is indeed a bit stupid, but he looks good. Maybe the other half of the soul is attached to the stone, not far from the body."
Senior Brother Bi Lu didn't even think about it, he put his hand in his sleeve and pinched it, and with a crisp click, he took out a stone.
Obviously it looks like a stone finger, but his hands and ten fingers are all intact.
He took the stone in his hand and kneaded it for a while, until it was shaped into braised pork the size of a bird's egg: "Is it like this?"
Daiyu nodded: "It's almost the same, but there are still words on the front, psychic treasure, never forget, immortal life and prosperity. It's stone drum writing." Stealing the beam?I like!
"Shiguwen...is it a seal character?" Senior Brother Bi Lu smiled awkwardly: "I would be stupid when I used seal characters..."
Daiyu poured some water from the teacup on the table, dipped her slender hands in the water, and wrote stroke by stroke on the table.
Yao Sanlang also understood, this is going to steal Jia Baoyu's jade, steal it! ! ! ! !
He shuddered suddenly, remembering what happened before revealing his identity, it was Fourth Sister Wen who was going to steal jade!
Is that piece of psychic jade a 'female toy' as mentioned by Fourth Sister Wen, or is it a 'parasitic object of half the soul' as Daiyu speculates?
Or if there is no delay, both of them are right?
It was a little toy that Jia Baoyu's mother dropped into it. When Jia Baoyu was reincarnated, maybe half of his soul was attached to the wrong place?
Predict what will happen in the future, and listen to the next decomposition.
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