[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Daiyu cried for a while, wiping away her tears: "Brother Sanlang, you want to invite the teacher brother, do you ask now?"

"Um, I'm going to ask for advice." Yao Sanlang scratched his head: "But the senior brother gently warned me the principles of life and doing things when he saw me, and senior brother Wu Mong, I offended him and begged him for several days. He also refuses to help me with divination."

Daiyu was really speechless: "Your popularity..."

How can you have a good friend like my master?

But she also felt relieved a lot, she didn't just come to me to act nonsense and talk nonsense, he treats everyone like this, um, okay.

Yao Sanlang pouted: "Your master and I are good friends."

Because both of us are in the sky, we don't know how to live and die, and we both owe.

The two of us made friends to take advantage of each other, but we have been able to date for such a long time because neither of us has ever scolded the other to win, and we both want to turn things around...

Daiyu refused to admit that her cute master and Yao Sanlang had very similar temperaments. After trying to refuse for a long time, she still admitted: "Then what should I do? You can't tell fortune tellers at all?"

My master doesn't have many friends. There is only one Mr. Zhuo who is her good friend. He used to frighten her, but now he married her.

"It does count, but it's not very effective." Yao Sanlang secretly hated his brothers for embarrassing himself in front of the goddess, and said in his heart that if I knew you were like this, I wouldn't take out one hundred boxes of telecommunications and four baskets of fruit.

Gritting her teeth, she said, "Sister Lin, don't worry, there are some things that they can't just say or do!"

Daiyu was startled: "Huh? You want to force them?" Can you... can you do it?

Yao Sanlang said angrily: "Brother, they didn't want to be cheated by me back then, they didn't want to be cheated by me, they didn't want to be cheated by me, they still cheated and cheated the same. Now they are begging them with nice words, but they don't give me face at all, hum, as long as I'll do a trick, and they'll all be hooked!"

Daiyu hesitated for a moment: "What are you going to do?"

"The plan is not complete yet, so I won't tell you."

……

It was night, in Xingqing Palace, the screen retreated left and right.The emperor sat cross-legged on the pit, peeled pine nuts and ate them.

"That's how things are." Zhuo Donglai said, "Erlang, help my father-in-law to be rehabilitated."

The emperor sullenly put his hand on his chin: "It has long been said that when the Taishang Mountain Tomb collapses, the wine will be rehabilitated by General Wen immediately. There will be obstacles in bringing it up now. You can't let me ask for trouble just to please my wife. If you don't go up Chao, I don't know how stupid those gangster ministers are, they don't allow me to say that there is even the slightest mistake in the emperor, and it is unfilial to say so.

I'm not filial, I'm obviously not blind, if I use the word filial piety to overwhelm me, saying that I am too blind, I will be blind too.How annoying!Wasn't it because it was the old minister of the Ministry of Criminal Justice who handled the case back then! "

Zhuo Donglai was silent for a while, then slowly said: "You are right, I can't make it difficult for you."

The emperor raised his eyebrows suddenly: "If not, I'll talk to the Supreme Being. If he is willing to overturn the case, there will be no hindrance."

Seeing that the goal was achieved, Zhuo Donglai smiled slightly: "That's right, but don't talk about it, I'll go find Yao Shenxian."

The emperor cheered up: "Donglai, did you build it? The Yao Sanlang who is left now is his wife!"

"Huh? I don't know." Zhuo Donglai said, "Then where did I go? I heard that the eldest princess is also missing."

The emperor looked up at Fangliang: "He took Daiyu back to the teacher's gate. Didn't he say he had a question to ask? He said he would be back within ten days. I'm waiting. Donglai, you said he wouldn't take Daiyu away?" Lie away, take Daiyu under arrest and neither of them will come back?"

Zhuo Donglai was also peeling pine nuts: "How do you say?"

The emperor blew on the pinched finger of peeling pine nuts: "Daiyu is so cute, Yao Sanlang is crazy about her, alas, do you think I am too pure and kind, and think of people too pure? Yao Saburo is not a little boy, I am a little, too relieved of him."

Zhuo Donglai smiled: "The eldest princess has the strength to fight back."

"That's true. For the time being, it seems that Saburo has no moral problems, and he is not a gentle scum. The empress specially observed that one day the noble concubine wandered outside his bamboo forest for a long time. She was dressed in rich and sweet clothes. She wanted to see God Yao. He Neither. The next day the imperial concubine brought a cute little girl outside the bamboo forest, probably because she thought San Lang liked little girls, but San Lang didn't see her either."

The emperor continued to peel the pine nuts: "Am I so worried about Daiyu that I am biased towards Saburo? If he takes other girls out, I don't care."

Zhuo Donglai said: "This is the eldest princess' blessing."

The emperor was very happy, and nodded again and again: "Yes! Huh? Why do you call her the eldest princess? You are her master... Are you master or master?"

"She should call me Shigong." Zhuo Donglai said: "In the palace and behind others, be careful when talking about others, there is no big mistake."

The emperor supported the table with one hand, and leaned in front of him: "Dong Lai, what do you say when you talk about me behind your back?"

"Call you Erlang in front of your close ones, but to outsiders, it's natural (hands over) Imakami."

The emperor wiped his face with his hand, and said with a smile: "You are so good, you are not proud of being favored."

"It's also good for you, even though I have my backing, I didn't bully others during the private visit on Weibo, just pretending to be a tiger."

The emperor slapped the table and laughed. He was the only one who could fight with him and flirt with each other without being serious all these years.

Zhuo Donglai also laughed, and laughed for a while: "I hosted a banquet for more than a dozen officials in the morning. I didn't say anything important, just getting to know each other."

The emperor knocked on the pine nuts: "You said it yesterday."

Zhuo Donglai smiled and said: "There is a Master Qin among the censors, and I had a very happy chat with him. I heard that he intends to play a memorial to plead my father-in-law's grievance."

The emperor likes his way of caring about his reputation, but he is not good at all about the words of "have a good conversation" and "I heard that he intends to play". Ah, the meaning of testing Taishang."

Zhuo Donglai nodded, and took out a secret letter from his sleeve: "The criminal evidence of the Jiangnan Zhen family you want."

The emperor took it and flipped through it casually: "Hey! Zhen Yingjia told his No. 13 concubine between the beds that he was happier than the emperor, and the concubine was like a cloud than the beautiful family in the palace, and said that the concubine should be a noble concubine. The concubine smiled and thanked the Lord Ron. You can find out these words! Your ear god is also amazing!"

"I couldn't. But"

The emperor understood: "Her concubine No.13 belongs to you!"

Zhuo Donglai smiled and nodded.

The emperor slapped the table and laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, Tiande Zhen's family!"

Zhuo Donglai said softly: "It's not the heavens who killed the Zhen family, it's you who wanted him to die."

The emperor blushed a little, and had nothing to say: "Hey, it's a pity that I can't do anything I want. Why don't you say I don't have a son yet? My younger brothers can all give birth to sons and wait to adopt them to me. It's really special How upset!"

Zhuo Donglai said: "Erlang, you usually pray to gods and worship Buddha, but now there is a real god like Yao Zhenren, but you don't worship."

"Oh my god! Isn't that right!" The emperor slapped his thigh: "I'll find him tomorrow morning."

Zhuo Donglai took out another secret letter: "This is the detailed content of the spying of King Beijing and King Nan'an in the restaurant yesterday, it's nothing important."

"These two are the most annoying!" The emperor took it angrily, and since Dong said it was nothing serious, he put it in his arms without looking at it.Check it out later.

"There is a locust plague in Jinzhong, and I have to fast and sacrifice to heaven, eat vegetarian and abstain from sexual desires, hey. You ask Fourth Sister Wen to make me some jerky that doesn't smell like meat." The emperor asked with a sad face: "There is nothing wrong with coming from the east. Rooster crowing, five drums, and soul-breaking incense for locusts? You should not be able to find Yao Sanlang for this matter. There are so many gods who have manifested their holiness in the past dynasties, and there is no god who can cure locusts?"

Zhuo Donglai thought that Zelan was pregnant, so it was not appropriate to work hard: "People in the Jianghu use poison to repel insects. Sprinkling them on crops can kill locusts, but even the crops are destroyed. Is the plague of locusts serious? Is the land devastated?"

"You don't know?" The emperor's eyes widened: "Oh, I forgot that your people don't report natural disasters, they just do nothing. Well, it's quite serious, affecting more than a dozen counties. This is the first locust plague since I ascended the throne! Every time a locust plague sweeps through several provinces! After the locust plague, there are tax exemptions and disaster relief. During the relief period, a group of people were corrupted, and I had to go out to kill a group of officials, hey."

These gangsters and moths who don't know how to live or die are obviously doomed to die, so many moth corpses of their predecessors are hanging there, and they still fill their pockets without hesitation.

Zhuo Donglai recalled in a daze: "Locusts can be eaten."

That was an unbearable dusty past.

"What?" The emperor twisted his face, showing a surprised and disgusted expression: "Can you eat it?"

"Roasted with fire, it tastes like chicken, and deep-fried in oil pan is a luxurious way to eat it. It is very crispy, and it tastes good after being fried with salt and pepper. If you are careful, the shell and boiled soup will also taste good."

The emperor clutched his chest: "Have you eaten?"

Zhuo Donglai nodded slightly: "I was poor..."

But it wasn't poverty at that time, it was that there was no food in the local area.

The emperor held his chest to resist the feeling of retching, and recalled the historical records carefully.

In the first year of Zhenyuan, summer locusts, from the sea in the east to the rivers in the west, covered the sky, and continued for ten days.All the grass, trees and animal hair are left behind, starved to death on the road.In autumn, Guanfu had large locusts, and the fields were exhausted, and the people were hungry, so they caught locusts for food.

In the 19th year of Zhengzheng, in May, in Shandong, Hedong, Henan, Guanzhong and other places, locusts flew over the sky, and people and horses could not walk, and the ditch and moat were completely flat.Locusts eat all the grass and trees.As far as the sun is blocked, people and horses cannot walk.Filling the pits and cuttings are full.Hungry people catch locusts for food, or dry them up and accumulate them...

"Ah, it's really edible." The emperor sighed: "But the locusts can eat the people's crops for a whole year, but the overwhelming locusts are not enough for the people to eat for a whole year, alas. But this can also be promoted, and it is better than nothing." , It’s better than doing nothing. But the common people are stupid, they know how to go to the ground to set up a table to set up incense, kowtow more when the locust gods come, and pray for them to leave quickly. Or worship General Liu Meng.”

"Liu Chengzhong. Cheng Zhong was stationed in Jianghuai at the end of the Yuan Dynasty. There was a drought of locusts, and the governors hunted them down. The locusts were wiped out. After the Yuan Dynasty died, he drowned himself. The local people worshiped him and called him General Liu Meng."

Zhuo Donglai said indifferently: "I said that I would pray to General Liu Meng to destroy the locusts and protect the crops. I should catch the locusts and imitate the behavior of the sages. The more locusts caught, the more General Liu Meng will be able to destroy the locusts and protect the crops."

The emperor slapped his thigh: "Oh, you can really fool me!"

He wanted to eat the pine nuts for a while, but he didn't know what to do. He looked at the big and fragrant cracked pine nuts, and seemed to move a bit, um, and looked at the two halves of the cracked skin and the white and fat in the middle. Why do the pine nuts look like bugs?

His face was getting paler, but suddenly his eyes lit up: "Come east~ catch me a bag of locusts."

Zhuo Donglai was a little surprised: "Huh? Erlang, do you want to try it?"

The emperor smiled and said solemnly: "I want to share the suffering with all the people in the world, and taste it with all the nobles."

I want to be disgusted to death by those former court officials who disgusted me!

Zhuo Donglai raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "Okay, I'll slap a quick-eyed person, make some fake locusts and hide them, and replace them in front of you."

The emperor nodded contentedly: "Let Fourth Sister Wen prepare it and deliver it. I guess those ignorant guys in the imperial dining room don't know how to make bugs. Well, make them delicious, lest they say that I treat all officials harshly."

Zhuo Donglai said: "If you want it to be delicious, you have to cook it right away. The oil is boiling. Put the locusts inside and fry them. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and eat while they are hot."

The emperor felt strange: "It is said that locusts can fly, won't they fly away when they are poured into the pot?"

"Hmm... I don't know, Zelan was fine when he threw locusts into the pot."

The emperor smiled and said, "Then, please invite Mrs. Sister-in-law to come into the palace to cook for herself?"

Zhuo Donglai nodded: "Okay, I'll tell her when I go back. When the locusts are caught from Jin, I'll let her come."

He felt a little sad, thinking about the locust-stricken area where the poor and the poor were intertwined, catching locusts along the way and eating them out.It was so intimate, but Zelan actually misunderstood me, thinking that I had a perverted habit... So sad, I will take her out to go shopping tomorrow.

"Great. Donglai,,, are locusts really delicious?"

"It tastes the same as fried grasshoppers. Erlang, if you want to try it, ask someone to catch dozens of grasshoppers and fry them, and the taste will be the same."

The emperor swallowed his saliva: "Oh, it's not easy for me to make such a decree in the palace. If it is written in the daily notes, it will be laughed at by future generations. You can bring me a plate tomorrow, as well as wine with fried grasshoppers."

Zhuo Donglai smiled and nodded: "I have to follow Ze Lan's advice, she is a master when it comes to food."

The emperor was convinced.

…………

When Zhuo Dong came back to the mansion, it was already late at night.

He wrote a note and passed it on, and gave some instructions. After a while, a woman came outside the house.

Xiang Baozi trembled like walking on thin ice: "Uncle, master, what do you want me to do?"

"I want you to write two new books. Get them done as soon as possible."

Xiang Baozi breathed a sigh of relief: "Please give me a topic, Master, and I will write it well."

"Very good." Zhuo Donglai took a sip of wine: "A plague of locusts occurred in a certain place. The people didn't want to kill the locusts, but they burned incense and prayed to God. You write, if the people want to pray for General Liu Meng to show his sanctity and kill the locusts, they must capture the locusts and make offerings." Burn them in front of the temple and share the food, imitating the behavior of the sages, the more locusts you catch, the more general Liu Meng will be able to destroy the locusts and protect the crops."

Xiang Baozi's face was wrinkled into a bun: "This... this can be written very well!"

So hard my gosh!There's no story here!

It is neither the war between the two armies, nor the love of children.

Zhuo Dong saw her embarrassed face, and said calmly: "Write it out as soon as possible, and the locusts will be delivered to the capital in a few days. You can taste it yourself. Oh, remember to write the fried locusts in, it will be a supreme delicacy. "

Xiang Baozi raised his throat, "Oh, yes!"

Zhuo Donglai said again: "The story you told Qin Zhongyu in the morning was very good, please write it down and publish a new book."

"Yes."

Zhuo Donglai shook his head, and smiled happily and sinisterly: "Change that snake demon's name to Jinghuan."

"Yes."

Fourth Sister Wen searched the whole room, knelt on the bed and shouted frantically, "Where the hell did you go!!!"

Zhuo Donglai happened to be back, walked over and asked softly, "What's missing?"

Fourth Sister Wen really didn't dare to say in front of this narrow-minded man that she could see my male god in the mirror, so she just beat the bed and said angrily, "I forgot what I was looking for, but I must have lost something! "

Zhuo Donglai smiled and hugged her: "You have lost that illusory beauty, and you have shown your original appearance."

"Zelan, you are more charming than when you were young. How about we go out for a stroll tomorrow?"

…………

the next day.The emperor was taking a nap in the court hall as usual while listening to the nonsense of the ministers, and his ears were still ringing in his ears last night when the empress angrily scolded the concubine for bringing a beautiful girl to try to give Yao Zhenren's inappropriate behavior, angrily reprimanded the concubine for trying to use Yao Zhenren's power to win favor, scolded The imperial concubine regarded Daiyu as a concubine used by the royal family to buy Yao Zhenren, oh my god, she scolded her all night.

Suddenly, a dignified gentleman with shining eyes came out from the crowd, pushed the golden mountain and inverted the jade pillar, prostrated himself on the ground: "Long live, I have something important to report!"

The emperor raised his left eyelid and took a look. It was Ajaan, so he opened both eyes.The imperial steps of his Golden Luan Hall are very high, and the officials are not allowed to look up at the emperor when they go to the hall. He can close his eyes and take a nap every day (~o~)~zz, no one can see.

"Qin Qing is not polite, but it's okay to talk."

Qin Zhongyu knelt on the ground: "Your Majesty, please pardon me for my capital crime."

"Since I ascended the throne, I have always opened up my voice, recruited talents and accepted advice, and dared not guard against the mouths of the people. Qin Qing has something to say, but it's okay to say it."

Qin Zhongyu stood up, with dark circles under his eyes, and read aloud his [-]-character four-six parallel prose:

Emperor~ You are a wise monarch~ Your wisdom is like the sun in the sky shining through all darkness!In that darkest corner, I am also looking forward to your pity!Many years ago, there used to be Yin, who was a loyal minister of the country and a general who was good at fighting. The victim is rehabilitated, and the shameful sinner who has framed others is punished.

The emperor nodded, this is Dong Lai looking for Tonger.Duobao, who was next to him, went down to receive the memorial, and held it to the emperor's case: "I know. What do you think, how should the locust plague in Jin be dealt with?"

All the ministers ignored this, and said one after another: Wen Zhengming's case is a certain case. Qin Zhongyu is still a brat who has never experienced that era. Make big news.Huang Sang~ Don't listen to him, if you don't believe me, go back and ask the Supreme Emperor, he will tell you.

All the ministers said—hehehe, if the emperor is in a good mood and wants to promote us, the emperor can't stop him!After the Mausoleum of the Supreme Emperor Mountain collapsed, the emperor couldn't remember to settle accounts with us, hehehe. /Even if I think about it, I'm going back to my hometown, hehehe.

The emperor muttered angrily in his heart: "Fried locusts for you! Fried locusts for you! Eat you to death!"

The court meeting broke up unhappily, and the emperor went to pay his respects to the Supreme Emperor, looking at the back of the bookshelf within reach of the Supreme Emperor, half of which were stupid palace pictures and half of Taoist scriptures.He was a little speechless, and sat beside him drinking Bitan Piaoxue, which he didn't like very much, and chatted a few gossips.

The Supreme Emperor suddenly remembered something, and squinted his eyes with a smile: "The newly-appointed Princess Xuanzhen hasn't come to pay my respects to me for several days." Although I am old, I am not old, so it doesn't seem right to ignore me like this. suitable?

The emperor was startled, and thought that Yao Sanlang didn't say that he brought Daiyu back to the temple?Then what should I do, talk to me, in case you come back and expose me again, oh oh, I don't want to reveal that the current Yao Sanlang is a double, alas, I'm so tired!

"Oh, hahaha Father doesn't know something, Daiyu went to Yao Immortal Temple to give him something. Could it be that she forgot to say goodbye to Father? That's really wrong."

The Supreme Emperor's attention was immediately drawn away: "The little god sent things to Guanli, why did you let Daiyu go? We have no one to use."

The emperor smiled and said: "Shenxian Yao has been away from home for a long time, and it coincides with his master's 80th birthday. He wished he could go back to pay his respects to his master and kowtow to his master in person. The filial piety of a disciple cannot be replaced by others."

The Supreme Emperor nodded: "That's true, but why didn't you let me know? The old god's [-]th birthday, I should give you a generous gift."

"That's why I don't dare to deny it. You know, Yao Shenxian told me that his master has worn the same clothes for 20 years, and he doesn't like extravagance and waste. If you let Royal Father know that he is going home to give gifts, you will definitely give them generous gifts, if he doesn’t send them home, I’m afraid you will feel unhappy, if you send them home, you will be beaten by Master.”

The emperor talked nonsense, and said solemnly: "Shenxian Yao asked me to prepare a gift list for dim sum. It's really simple. I'll show it to you later."

The Supreme Emperor smiled slightly: "The little god advocates self-cultivation, I know. Why let Daiyu go?"

The emperor said nonsense in a serious manner: "Shenxian Yao said that Daiyu's status is extremely high, and there are few people who can stand shoulder to shoulder with her among mortals. Moreover, she is intelligent, has spiritual roots, and has martial arts. She is not afraid of long journeys, bumps and fatigue. He asked Daiyu to replace her." He delivers things and kowtows to the master on his behalf, if someone else does it for him, he will not feel angry."

The Supreme Emperor laughed: "Is he going to kowtow as a disciple's daughter-in-law? He kept it from Daiyu, didn't you think about it?"

The emperor smiled shyly: "I'm not stupid, why can't I figure it out, I just kept Daiyu from knowing."

The Supreme Emperor patted his thigh and laughed loudly: "Little Immortal is an honest person, with seven orifices to six different ones, the only one opened is for Lin Daiyu! That's all, I don't understand the feelings of these little children, I just treat it as I don't know."

The emperor left Fengsheng Palace with a smile, and said in his heart: Is it difficult to fool you?hehe.

Next, go back to look at the memorial, and send someone to invite Yao Sanlang to drink in the Hall of Mental Cultivation.He blablablaly checked his statement with Yao Sanlang who came over to drink, so as not to confuse, and said: "Well, Brother Sanlang~ Do me a favor~"

Yao Sanlang asked: "Tell me, as long as I can do it, I will help you."

"I don't know if you can do it~" The emperor chuckled: "You know, I have been married for many years, and I have always been in love with the empress, and I occasionally spend the night with other concubines, but none of the beauties in the harem can get pregnant !"

Yao Sanlang didn't even think about it: "I've already solved this matter, the queen is already pregnant~ but the imperial doctor still can't tell."

Emperor Σ(°△°|||)︴! (⊙o⊙) Ah! !

Yao Sanlang smiled a little shyly: "Your Majesty's kindness, I understand in my heart, when I first found out about this, I immediately begged for a son for you. I didn't want to say it, but you will know it after two months. What a surprise."

The emperor almost cried, couldn't help but stuffed him with a bunch of rewards, and then sent him away in person.

The memorial was no longer approved, and he rushed to tell the queen the amazing news.

The queen was studying the pregnancy part in "A Thousand Golden Wings" in the study at that time, and she almost jumped up when she heard the news.

The old couple grabbed each other's claws, trembling with excitement, not daring to laugh or hug, for fear of scaring the baby.

Yuan Chun, who was hiding in the corner, almost passed out.

Very excited!

…………

Daiyu was still copying the book, admiring Chi Xiu's handwriting while copying the book, it is vigorous, majestic, and vigorous.

I really want to draw another set of copybooks for myself, it is rare to see such a copybook that no one has seen before.

There are chattering voices outside the window.The youngest, Wantong, said in an old-fashioned tone, "This kid is so honest, so calm."

Zi Shu: "Oh, I didn't expect that monkey in Yunqi to like nerds."

"Yes. But this kid doesn't look like a nerd, he looks pretty smart, but he's too thin."

"The point is not to be thin. She is only a child at such a young age. Do you think Yunqi has moral problems?"

Bi Lu: "I don't agree with what you say. Is there a difference between 280 years younger and 250 years younger?"

"At least it looks different!"

"What's the use of looking, you look quite smart, what's the result?"

"Hey, hey, don't fight, don't fight."

Daiyu finally couldn't help it, she turned her head and looked over, but there were not many people outside the open window.She had to put down the pen, and sighed slightly, it was so noisy, how could I copy the book like this?He walked over and closed the window calmly, then came back to continue writing.

After all, she has the attributes of a top student and can concentrate on studying.But I still sigh in my heart, what is Brother Sanlang going to do?

Yao Sanlang quit, he was very dissatisfied with his brothers: "You old bachelors, who are nerds!

I don't understand girls at all!Daiyu is both civil and military, and extremely smart, much smarter than when you were young. "

"Cut! Be good only if you believe in you!"

"It's like when you saw me when you were a child!"

"Yo yo, nympho!"

Yao Sanlang jumped: "I haven't lied to anyone for many years, what are you doing?"

Interrupted him mercilessly: "The reason you haven't lied to others for so many years is because you haven't seen a living person all these years!"

"Yes, well said!"

"Do you dare to say that she is capable of both civil and martial arts, hahaha, have you ever seen that chick who practices martial arts, isn't she black and strong with a thick waist and a round face?"

Yao Sanlang seemed to be blushing, as if he was being exposed for his big talk, as if he was very embarrassed.

Daiyu was a little puzzled, huh?There were no such voices a few days ago, why can't the windows be closed today?strangeness!

The brothers made more noises, and Bi Lu said: "How about we start a game? Yunqi, you said she is both civil and military, but we won't test her for literary talent. You can tell by her face that she is a gentle little girl, senior brother." She also said that she has a good literary talent, so it's settled!

As for martial arts, I don't want to believe it. Her small arms and waist can be blown away by the wind. What kind of martial arts can she have?Yunqi, you see there are cows flying in the sky. "

Zi Shu: "Huh? Has Laojun passed by?"

Wan Tong: "Someone is blowing underground!"

Bi Lu said, "Wan Tong got it right!"

"Nine Heavens Responding to Yuan Thunder and Universalizing Tianzun Yushu Treasure Sutra" is an important classic of Taoism Dongzhen, which directly points to the core teachings of Taoism and fits the purpose of Sandong Sect.Daiyu was copying the notes written by senior brother Chi Xiu, when she heard this, she rolled her eyes, and suddenly felt something was wrong!Big mistake, I have obviously fought with Senior Brother Bi Lu, how could he say that I have no martial arts?How could he forget?There is a problem!

She stood up, intending to rush to the bedside to listen to the conversation outside the house, but she was afraid of being seen, so she walked to the window slowly, swaying and graceful, step by step.

Everyone laughed.Bi Lu said again: "Yun Qi, what do you think? Do you say you lied?"

"I'm not lying!" Yao Yunqi yelled aggrieved and a little panicked.

"If you haven't lied, then call her out and pick anyone you want to fight her. As long as she knows martial arts, you haven't lied."

"I,,, I don't!" Yao Yunqi said righteously: "It's okay for me to be wronged a little bit. Sister Lin is copying the scriptures. I don't want to disturb her."

Gudong sound.Bi Lu laughed and fell to the ground: "Oh, hello, Yunqi, what a hypocrite! Don't you always want the little persimmons I planted very much? As long as you prove that you are not lying, I will give you two baskets Little persimmon!"

Zi Shu snorted and said, "If you're not lying, I'll give you the newly made orangutan velvet gold tunic."

"Oh, the stakes are not small!" Wan Tong said: "I picked two vermilion fruits yesterday, which are not good things, but they can extend the life of mortals. You must need these things to hang out in the mortal world."

Yao Sanlang revealed an expression of longing and embarrassment, and said, "The things outside the body, these are the things outside the body."

Daiyu already understood, she leaned against the window, touched her heart with her hands, and smiled.

Brother Saburo is so smart~

The always gloomy senior brother Wu Po couldn't hold back: "Yunqi, you've been pestering me to tell you fortunes these days, how about this, if you're not lying, if she really has martial arts, I'll give you trigrams."

Yao Yunqi's face was a little cowardly, but also a little crazy like a gambler who put all his eggs in one basket. He said vigilantly, "What if I lose?"

The brothers happily said, "Then we'll call you a monkey and a liar for three months!"

"You still have to kneel down before heaven and earth to repent!"

"We have to let Zi Shu dress you up as a woman and dance for us."

Yao Yunqi's big eyes rolled around, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, his face was flushed red: "It's a deal?"

Bi Lu, Zi Shu, Wan Tong, Wu Tan: "It's a deal!"

Yao Yunqi continued to murmur, "What if Sister Lin is embarrassed and refuses to compete with me in public?"

"Hehehehe, then you will lose."

"I can't compete with you. Before she raises her hand, you can lie on the ground and say that you were injured. Tell her to pick anyone, anyone but you."

Yao Yunqi rubbed his feet on the ground and sighed: "Okay!"

He seemed to have anticipated his own failure, and clinging to the last glimmer of hope, he walked over and knocked on the window: "Sister Lin, it's time for you to come out and do some activities." He squeezed his eyes wildly!

Daiyu was born with a delicate heart, so she already understood what he meant, didn't she just pretend to be weak and didn't hear what was said outside, I can do it~

Pretending to be a beauty, leaning against the table weakly, looking out the window: "I haven't finished the book yet."

"You can read books at any time. Get up and walk around. Sitting for a long time is not suitable for health maintenance." Yao Sanlang was overjoyed: This is called a tacit understanding!I quietly broke the restriction to let her hear the voices outside the house, and she understood!

Daiyu snorted lazily: "I never like to move, I only like to read books, isn't that good?"

"Your master has set homework for you. If you keep not moving, be careful your master will punish you!"

"Ouch!" Daiyu yelled in panic, "Oh no! I haven't learned that set of swordsmanship yet!"

The brothers who were eavesdropping looked at each other and nodded to admit that she was telling the truth.

Well, it is indeed the truth, because Fourth Sister Wen only taught her sword and stick skills, and has never taught her sword skills until now...

Daiyu stretched her waist, stood up, intentionally imitated her mother's way of walking, and came out of the house delicately and weakly: "Ah!"

The brothers explained it, and we made a bet with him, blabla. "Miss Lin, you can choose. Don't worry, our subordinates are well-measured and will never hurt you."

Daiyu looked around, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "Brothers, who is the strongest among you?"

Everyone was surprised: "Shouldn't you ask who is the weakest?"

"That's right, even the weakest Wantong can hold back without hurting you."

Daiyu lowered her head slightly in embarrassment, just because she was so shy, she said softly: "Anyway, I have to lose, it's better to lose to the strongest one, I can brag to others after I go, Yao Sanlang has more than 40 senior brothers, Which one of the strongest I have fought against?"

Everyone thought about it, and nodded in praise: "That's the reason!"

"well said!"

"Eldest brother is the most powerful!"

"Senior Brother Chi Xiu is from the Jiuli tribe, the younger brother of the God of War Chi You! Miss Lin, you have lost to Senior Brother completely, and you are already stronger than many demon kings!"

Chi Xiu has been watching the excitement from the sidelines and has no trouble. He has long seen that Junior Brother Yunqi is cheating again, and these little guys have thrown themselves into the trap again. Hehe, you can tell by Miss Lin's steps that she is serious Martial arts.I'm a junior, all of them are so stupid~

Seeing that he was involved at this moment, he raised his eyebrows slightly: "Okay. Daiyu, what kind of weapon do you use?"

Daiyu pursed her lips and couldn't help snickering: "I'm used to using a seven-star knife." She smiled and stretched out her hand to Yao Sanlang.

Yao Sanlang took out a handkerchief with a strong sense of ceremony, wiped his hands seriously, took out her knife from his sleeve, and offered it with both hands.

Chi Xiu was speechless looking at the stupid juniors still laughing stupidly, thinking that Yao Sanlang was fascinated by sex and was acting stupid, hehe.

He said: "To fight with you, empty-handed is enough. You have no mana, and neither do I, but my body has been tempered for thousands of years, and it is invulnerable to fire and water. Let's just try the moves and tell them, these little gamblers, to divide them up." Winning or losing is enough."

Daiyu breathed a sigh of relief and patted her chest: "That's great!"

Chi Xiu walked slowly to the middle of the ground, took off his clothes with a snap, revealing a white and strong body with a perfect eight-pack abs. Robust biceps, sharp chest and abdomen.

Whether in the mortal world or in the fairy world, it is difficult to see such standard, clear, vigorous and sexy muscles.

"Ah!" Daiyu dropped the knife on the ground in embarrassment, covering her face with her hands, red from her forehead to the back of her hands: "No, you don't have to go into battle shirtless."

Chi Xiu said: "Although I am invulnerable to swords and guns, my clothes are not, I am afraid you will cut my clothes, these are new clothes.

Daiyu, since you can't see this, forget it..."

He still refused to wear his own clothes, looked around and said, "Come, lend me some clothes."

Zi Shu handed over a robe speechlessly: "Invulnerable clothes, brother,,, you have a really good figure! Hehehe!"

Chi Xiu smiled and dressed neatly: "Daiyu, I'm finished, you can put your hands down. It's a good thing you are not a general, otherwise when the two armies are fighting, the opponent can win you by just taking off his clothes. Come on Bar!"

Daiyu was half shy and half pretending, she lowered her head and slowly drew out her knife as if her hands were soft and her feet were soft...

He suddenly raised his head and rushed over, stabbing his chest in mid-air and then slashing - only in mid-air can he stab his chest.

Chi Xiu raised his hand to block it, only to hear the crisp sound of iron and steel: Dang!

It was like ringing a bell.

Daiyu floated to the ground with a very stable foot.With a slight movement of his wrist, he swiped a saber flower in front of his eyes, and then attacked again:

This knife has divine power, Mang turned over, and the dragon opened his mouth.The phoenix spreads its wings alone, and the tiger wags its tail upside down.

Block the waist with a single knife, chop and chop to protect the shoulders.Taishan crushes the top and chops his head, progressively flirts with Yin and takes serial.

The face-splitting knife is distracted and stabs, and the knife is thrown back to the neck.

Chi Xiu didn't rush, he flicked lightly, massaged and dodged, if it wasn't for a continuous