[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Not surprisingly, this invitation to go to the martial arts competition was rejected by the apprentice mercilessly and decisively.

Fourth Sister Wen looked at the sky at 45 degrees depressed: "Daiyu, you were very obedient before, are you looking down on Master more and more now?"

The cold wind howls and covers my face, my son's rebellion breaks my heart...

Daiyu stood at the door blowing the cold wind, feeling that her hair was messed up: "No? Why did Master say such a thing?"

Fourth Sister Wen was very shameless: "Your martial arts are higher than before, I can see that, and you have practiced with Yao Sanlang, and you are even better. Hey, I fought with Yao Sanlang once, and I lost a lot. I originally thought that you would surpass me when you were in your teens, but you will surpass me now. I suddenly feel that I have been practicing for nothing all these years."

At the beginning, it was still miserable, and when I said a few words, I felt so sad, I really felt depressed.

Daiyu looked at Master at a loss. She had known her for so many years, and she had never seen him so depressed. His brows were tightly knit and his eyes were full of tears. She felt distressed when she saw him.Persuading: "Master, don't just compare yourself to me, the seniors are still weaker than you."

"Yes... well, this means that it's not because I teach well, but because you have outstanding talent."

"Without Master's teaching, I would be just a delicate and weak young lady of the Lin family. How could I have the honor I have today?" Daiyu threw herself into Master's arms, not daring to reach out to put her arms around her waist, but instead embraced her arms , Dangyou: "Master~ I also want to ask you to enlighten me, but I am worried that I will hurt my junior brother or my junior junior sister. You are a twin now, so you must pay attention to everything. After the junior junior brother is born, I will accompany you happily Let's have a quick fight, okay?"

"No, I want to do it right now!" Fourth Sister Wen said gloomily, "It's not so easy to have an accident. I have a friend who went out to rob the Tao after six months of pregnancy. It's okay."

But what you said is also reasonable, if something happens to me during the martial arts competition with you, how depressed you will be, forget it, you are my favorite apprentice, I will not harm you.

Daiyu rolled her eyes when she heard it. She had only heard that 'pregnancy is difficult (mother)', 'children are especially prone to die young (brother)', 'pregnancy is the most important thing in a woman's life, especially giving birth to a son (father's concubines) )', now I really want to say something to Master, it is easy for you to have accidents if you die like this.

Afraid that it would be inauspicious to speak out, he had to think about it in his heart, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Master, you can ask Yao Sanlang for an amulet to ensure that you won't be hurt during the fight."

Fourth Sister Wen's eyes lit up: "That's right! I'll go right away! Hey, there's one more thing."

She hugged Daiyu and whispered in her ear: "Heart is my old friend, she is good at martial arts, she likes women."

Daiyu chuckled, "I know she has martial arts, and I know she goes out at night. She belongs to the emperor, right?" Secret guard or something?

Fourth Sister Wen nodded vaguely: "It's fine if you understand it in your heart, and you can decide what to do. I think you let her serve you every day? Although she is generally well-behaved, if she doesn't change or inappropriate Behavior, you also need to know what's going on."

Daiyu blushed with shame: "What do you mean by liking women?"

Fourth Sister Wen blinked, and she was too embarrassed to explain to her in too much detail: "She often regards herself as a man, has close relationships with other women, and shares the same bed. If you see it, don't be too surprised. She only likes you and me. Although the matter of wishing was improper, it did not harm anyone.

You have to know what's going on, and if someone finds out one day and comes to you, don't catch you off guard. "

Daiyu still didn't understand very well, and frowned: "Master, what do you mean, don't let her serve me close?"

"That's not necessary, she is very sensible and will not seduce you. She is very good at serving people, she can talk and do things, she is good at combing hair, making up, and knitting women's reds. I think even in the palace, she is as good at There are not many women serving people."

Daiyu nodded sincerely: "The way she combs her hair is wonderful and very comfortable... I just treat her as a married nanny. I don't care what she does at night. If anyone asks, just treat her like me." Do not know at all."

Fourth Sister Wen touched her face and frowned: "That's good. I'm just telling you who she is, so don't let you be kept in the dark."

Daiyu asked: "Master, do you think I did something wrong, or am I unhappy because of other things?"

Why not happy?Marry the man you like, live a much better life than before, live in a gorgeous big house, well-clothed and well-fed, and no longer need to cook three meals a day by yourself.

Just married and have a child, what else can make you unhappy?Could it be that the master wants to take a concubine?

Fourth Sister Wen pursed her lips and thought for a while, but she couldn't figure it out, she took out a plum and threw it into her mouth: "Hmm... well, I don't know, it's just that I feel unhappy these two days, probably..." She Looking up at the sky: "I can't go out and travel around the world, I feel bored."

Daiyu asked, "What did Master say?"

"I didn't tell him."

"why?"

Could it be that the master is really going to take a concubine?It shouldn't be. Before I married my master, I didn't take concubines.

Lady Zhaorong came out: "Princess, hurry up and change your clothes. If you have anything to say, go in and talk. Don't blow the cold wind here. The empress is still waiting for you."

Fourth Sister Wen waved her hand lazily: "Forget it, it's not a big deal. I'm leaving."

Daiyu waved her handkerchief to send Master away, and walked quickly back to the side hall where she lived, frowning in puzzlement.

Hearts greeted her: "Princess, you are back."

He hugged her with the other two maids, took off her coat, and handed her a hot towel.

Daiyu took the towel and wiped her hands, then glanced at Heart: "Come with me."

Hearts said that it must be what Sister Wen said, she really hates it, and she hates it even when she becomes beautiful.

He followed the princess into the study, and closed the door consciously: "What is the princess' order?"

Daiyu lifted the lid of the ink pool, and the ink inside was still wet. She took out a brush from the pen holder, dipped it in the water from the royal blue brush washer, and moistened the tip of the brush.

Seeing that the pen she was holding was for writing in small letters, Hearts took out a piece of fragrant paper sprinkled with golden flowers and put it away.

Daiyu's pen is like a snake: To Saburo, my master looks very depressed and wants to fight with someone, please help me persuade her.I asked her why she was angry, but she didn't say that it seemed to be related to Mr. Zhuo.Daiyu Dun pen.

Then he slowly cut the paper into a square, folded it into a paper crane, blew a breath of fairy air to make the paper crane fly, and added an invisibility spell, and the crane disappeared in front of Hong Tao's eyes in an instant.Daiyu said, "Go!"

With a bang, a hole appeared in the window paper, apparently the paper crane broke through the window and rushed out.

Daiyu looked at the window hole where the cold wind was pouring in, and couldn't help laughing on her forehead, why did I forget to open the window! !

Hongtao tried her best to guess for a long time: "Princess's fairy skills are really powerful. Next time I see Princess making origami cranes, my maid will definitely go and open the window." She stood in front of the window hole to shield her from the wind.

Daiyu slowly washed her brushes in the brush washer: "You are not bad."

"Yes."

Daiyu glanced at her: "You have to be careful when you do things on weekdays, and you have to be cautious when you meet other ladies in the palace, and don't be rude to others."

Heart: "The maidservant will keep the princess' teachings in mind."

I fuck them on my knees every time in bed and the pussies love me.

It seems that the princess has no intention of telling me to leave, okay, if I am driven away, the master will definitely call me useless.

Daiyu got up: "Waiting for me to change my clothes."

I still have to accompany the queen to squeeze walnuts to scare people. What is so scary about pinching walnuts?

Among the vast sea of ​​clothes, she chose a deep black purple-red lotus satin jacket with silver-gray fur trim, and a royal blue skirt woven with golden unicorn patterns. After she was dressed, she looked in the mirror and touched her face: " I'm so white."

This set of clothes is not as deep and terrifying as imagined, it just looks like snowy skin, dazzling white.She usually likes to wear light-colored clothes. She only knows that she is fair, but she doesn't know how white she looks in black clothes.

There was a commotion outside the house, and female official Zhaorong came out to deliver an order, ordering the batch of court ladies who were suspected but not imprisoned to gather in front of the hall.

Daiyu squinted her eyes in the mirror, trying to show a 'scheming' and 'scary' state, but failed without any surprise.She pouted: "Heart, what's the best way to scare people?"

Hearts thought to themselves, 'Put the dead man's head next to his pillow in the middle of the night', no! 'Throw a dead mouse in spicy soup', no! 'Find a mass grave and chop off a dead person's finger and put it in a big meat bun', veto, veto!

She said cautiously: "The servant girl thinks that there are two ways to scare people, one is to be a snake, or one needs to know what the other party is afraid of, so you can use whatever you are afraid of."

Daiyu nodded, it's like you didn't say anything!

She came to the queen again: "Sister-in-law, I'm here."

The queen wore a deep red dragon robe, and a fruit box beside her was full of walnuts.Looking up at her attire, she exclaimed: "Oh, you look more like a fairy than wearing white clothes. You are dignified and majestic, but your face is too thin and you don't look good enough. You eat more... Forget it, don't listen to me."

You eat enough at every meal that it can be scary to have too much.

Daiyu covered her mouth and smiled: "I really don't dare to eat any more."

The queen also smiled: "Come, eat walnuts."

Sitting beside her, Daiyu picked up two walnuts and played with them a few times in her hands. She turned the tip to a position where it would not prick her hands, and exerted light force with her five fingers, only to hear a click!The walnut skins shattered!

The queen couldn't help shaking, clapped her hands in fear and excitement and laughed: "Okay! It's scary!"

Daiyu flicked off the walnut skin, held the light yellow walnut in her white palm and handed it to the queen: "Please."

The queen picked up half a walnut and ate it: "Mmm, good."

There are two chairs and a table on the high platform at the door.

The queen got up and put on the cloak, and wrapped Daiyu with a newly made small cloak, and put the Zhaojun hat on for her. Daiyu waved her hands quickly: "I am not afraid of the cold, I am afraid of the heat."

Queen Buyi: "If you don't protect your head, be careful of the cold wind, and you will have a headache at night. The little girl must pay attention to everyone."

While talking, he put on her the Zhaojun hat made of white rabbit fur, which is actually a white forehead that can cover the head and is connected with buttons at the back of the head. The top is hollow, and the bun can be exposed outside. "Oh, how cute!"

Daiyu looked in the mirror: "Well, wearing this is not majestic and scary at all, it looks good."

The queen clapped her hands and laughed, chose a ruby ​​hat and put it on, and asked the maid to put Zhaojun hat on herself.The added ruby ​​looks very gorgeous and has a good complexion.

Daiyu looked at the dragon pattern embroidered in gold on her body, and asked, "Sister-in-law, didn't you say you want to cut expenses and be frugal and simple?"

The queen put face grease on her face: "I wear old clothes, which are not frugal and simple enough? Do I have to ask needlework to make some simple new clothes for the sake of simplicity? I won't make new clothes this winter. That's called thrift."

"Oh. Woo? Woo?"

The queen grabbed her and smeared face fat on her face again: "It's cold, so you should apply more on your face and hands so as not to wrinkle your skin. I heard from the maid that you don't like face fat all the time. You only use a little bit of fat." Fat, that’s not acceptable!”

Daiyu didn't dare to struggle, so she had her eyes closed and her face was covered with fat. She didn't like things that smelled like medicine, and many Chinese medicinal materials were used in this face fat. Although the color was white and the taste was not strong, it couldn't stand it She is sharp.

He quickly shouted: "I don't need it on my hands, I will open walnuts later, it's hard to catch things with so much greasy paint."

The queen thought for a while: "Bring that hand cage here."

Daiyu shouted: "It's the beginning of winter now!"

I'm sweating, let me out... so does my mother!As soon as autumn and winter came, I was forced to wear winter jackets, velvet hats, capes, and hold a stove. I was sweating all day long and I was not allowed to take a bath every day!Said it was afraid of catching a cold!It only takes five days to wash it once, thanks to my lack of smell!

The queen said seriously: "It's very cold outside today, I just tried it."

Daiyu wiped her sweat, and the fat on her face was absorbed, so it wasn't so greasy anymore.Bringing her face close to her eyes: "Sister-in-law, look at the beads of sweat on my head."

The queen wiped it off: "Ah, why are you sweating so much? Wipe off your sweat quickly. It's even worse if you go out and blow the wind with your sweat. Forget it, you are full of energy, so you can wear less. If you feel cold, you can ask someone to help you." Brazier, don't resist hard."

Daiyu took the wrung-out towel and wiped off her sweat, then nodded repeatedly: "I'm going out first."

Seeing her running away, the queen seemed to run out, looking around: "Did I really tell her to dress too much?"

The female officials on the left and right said: "My lady has a loving heart. I think the princess is strong and not afraid of the cold, and my lady is especially afraid of the cold because she is pregnant." There are really too many!We're wearing these right now, you almost wrapped a princess in a dumpling.

Although it was a little busy, there were more than 20 people standing outside the house, and seven or eight people shuttled back and forth inside the house, but there was no sound at all.

Not long after, the queen came out and sat on the throne in the middle, with a charcoal box under her feet, a hand stove in her hand, a dragon robe lined with rabbit fur, and a Zhaojun hat with a spot of red in the middle of white velvet on her head. Princess Xuanzhen in dark clothes with her cloak open.

Sitting lazily, she looked at the maids all over the floor: "You have followed me for many years, some as short as three to five years, and some as long as more than ten years. I asked myself, I am not bad to you. The person involved will be sent to the Ministry of Criminal Justice to be tortured severely, and I will intercede on your behalf, so that you will be spared temporarily, Zhaorong."

Lady Zhaorong took a step forward and said loudly: "You eat and sleep together. If anyone is involved in the spider release, someone will definitely find out. It's not too late to tell you what you know. Your empress forgives you for the crime of deceiving and hiding. If you come out on your own, the empress can also reward you with a whole body, so as not to implicate your family.

If you resist death and bully the king, you can only be sent to the Ministry of Punishment for interrogation. At that time, those who are guilty will be sent to prison and executed, those who concealed will be sent to the clothing bureau, and those who are innocent will be implicated, and you can only admit your fate. "

Click!

Everyone trembled.

Daiyu crushed two walnuts, looked at the heads of the interrogated people with the eyes of picking walnuts, and looked at them coldly.

At that time, some people's pants were wet, and another one immediately knelt down: "Forgive me! I'll do it! I'll do it!"

The queen was in a bad mood. Although pinching walnuts proved to be very effective in scaring people, she wanted to know who used such a poisonous plan to harm herself.

Daiyu was not happy either, I said pinching walnuts is not scary, you don't give me face! ╭(╯^╰)╮!

…………

Still in the bamboo forest.

Yao Sanlang was drawing at his desk. He carefully painted the front and back sides with fine brushwork, especially the big crab.Then he wrote: Brother Chi Xiu, Sister Lin gave me a purse!This pattern!What does it mean?Brother taught me, what should I give her in return?Also, Daiyu made a slip of the tongue yesterday and praised Senior Brother Zishu, he didn't mess around, did he?Brother Yunqi worships.

Then he folded the paper cranes, went to the window and released the paper cranes, only to see another paper crane flying over.

He raised his hand to catch it, it was Sister Lin's letter.This is the legendary Hongyan Biography!happy!

After reading it, he pinched his fingers and calculated for a long time, and sat on the cloud bed with a smile, ready to pretend to be cool.

Fourth Sister Wen walked through the bamboo forest, opened the door and found that the room was warm and cozy: "Ah Choo!"

Yao Sanlang closed his eyes with a mysterious face, with auspicious clouds and fairy spirit floating beside him, he closed his eyes and pretended to meditate profoundly.

Fourth Sister Wen strode over and sat down abruptly: "Sanlang, come and fight!"

Yao Sanlang said calmly: "Fourth sister, you are in a bad mood. Tell me, I specialize in resolving disasters and doubts for people. Are you confused because of your marriage? I will show you the way How?" Quickly kneel down and beg me!quick!

Fourth Sister Wen's face was full of sarcasm: "You, a bachelor for hundreds of years, the beauty you are after doesn't even know that you are after her. Although I am stupid, I will marry the one I love the most. Man, what qualifications do you have to show me the way?"

Yao Sanlang suddenly felt a pain in his liver, and really wanted to give her a "blow from the old bachelor", but he let go of his fist when he realized that this was a friend he knew, "Daiyu doesn't know that I am pursuing her? Impossible, I have said it many times Already!"

"She knows hahahaha, she just doesn't know why you are so nice to her hahahaha."

Yao Sanlang was speechless, threw himself on the bed and beat the bed hard: "Because I like her, I will treat her well! I want to be a Taoist partner with her, so I will treat her well!! It's just that I can't tell her yet!! I have to wait for her to grow up before I can tell, otherwise what is the difference between me and you, a shameless person who abducts young girls?"

Fourth Sister Wen raised her eyebrows and was about to scold the street, but then she remembered that she had really done such a thing, so she endured it: "How about I show you the way?"

Yao Sanlang had to admit that the fat man in front of him was more successful than himself, and muttered: "Hei Fatty, are you fat again?" Then he said loudly: "Okay!"

Fourth Sister Wen's forehead was twitching with anger: "Help me lose weight, and I'll tell you how to make Daiyu understand your intentions."

"You tell me first, and then I will help you lose weight."

"I can't trust you..."

"You think I can trust you?

"One of us is a famous martial artist and a noble lady, and the other is a Qingxu Tongmiao real person appointed by the emperor, so we can't trust each other?" "

Yao Sanlang pinched his chin and thought for a while: "Yes! Well, how about this, I will tell you how to solve your current troubles as a deposit first, and then you tell me how I can make sister Lin understand my intentions, if what you said is useful, I'll help you lose weight again. How?"

Fourth Sister Wen thought about the process, and reached out to give him a high-five.

Yao Sanlang asked: "I'll come first. Why are you unhappy recently?"

Fourth Sister Wen pursed her lips depressedly: "I can't sleep well at night, what a joke, it's not because of Brother Zhuo. He's been busy recently, and I can't sleep well even if I'm alone. I have all kinds of worries about my children. What should I do if I marry a woman?" I don’t know, it’s annoying to wear people who look like dogs every day, and can’t go out to play freely, and can’t drink. What’s even more annoying is that I’ve gained a lot of weight now, and my hands are shaking.”

Yao Sanlang frowned: "You said it as if you were going to die, so stretch out your hand." After feeling his pulse for a while, he said, "The jump is quite vigorous."

Fourth Sister Wen withdrew her hand: "I've never seen a doctor like you."

Yao Sanlang's momentum was like a rainbow: "Feeling the pulse is just a cover, I have already figured out why you are depressed."

"why?"

Yao Sanlang looked at her contemptuously: "I don't know how to live after marriage, do I? I can't be a noble lady and I can't be a swordsman wandering around anymore. Are you at a loss? You can't raise children, are you afraid? ?The fat is due to eating too much, and the shaking and irritability are due to quitting drinking, and the body is not used to it. You can be regarded as quitting drinking. According to your original drinking method, you will drown in the wine tank before you live to be 60. The wine is Intestinal piercing, do you know?"

Fourth Sister Wen despised going back: "Every time you drink, you desperately grab my drink."

Yao Sanlang showed a pitiful expression: "I robbed you of the drink you wanted, shouldn't you thank me? Hey, mortals are like this, and they don't understand their grievances, and they will repay their kindness with revenge."

Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "Thank you. (Abduction accent)"

Damn, no logical errors!

"what should I do?"

"Ask whoever married you! Ask me why, how do I know what to do after you get married." Yao Sanlang secretly slandered: I don't know what kind of wife that gloomy man wants, and neither do I. I understand why you like him!

Fourth Sister Wen thought about it, and what she said really made sense. No matter what happened from childhood to adulthood, it would be more effective to ask him and have him order a few sentences after thinking about it for three days.Immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh, you are right! Then can my shaking hands be cured?"

"It will be fine when you stop drinking at all." Yao Sanlang rubbed his fists: "It's your turn, tell me what to do! How can I let her understand my feelings for her in advance without compromising morality?"

"How can it damage morality?"

"That's a good question. My senior brother just grabbed my ear and told me for a long time!" Yao Sanlang said by heart, "You can't have sex without a matchmaker, you can't make love until you propose marriage, and you don't allow it until you get married, you know! People know that she is mine, and that would be a disgrace to her reputation. She can’t tell her about love affairs between men and women before she reaches the age of Ji. It disturbs her pure Tao heart like that, and she has to understand it by herself. Marriage proposals must go with the flow and cannot be threatened You can't trick her into agreeing to marry me when she doesn't understand anything."

Yao Sanlang cried and fell on the bed: "I have done all these, I am worried that sister Lin will not like me."

Fourth Sister Wen patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be so disheartened, in two years you can take her out to see a play, that kind of drama of a young master and a young lady, clean and free of dirty jokes, and sincere, maybe I can understand."

Yao Sanlang sat up abruptly: "That's right! The Palace of Eternal Life, The Story of the West Chamber and so on. Oh, Fourth Sister, you are so smart."

Fourth Sister Wen said: "Okay, help me lose weight."

Yao Sanlang looked innocent: "I can't help it. The tree of Hebao was born at the end of the millet, and the nine-story platform rose from the pile of soil. It has a waist of three feet and is fatter than a bite. Every bite you eat will make you Getting fat, and you have been immobile recently in order to support the fetus, right? You are not raising the fetus, yes, hey!"

"Damned liar! You should never have a wife!" Fourth Sister Wen jumped up and punched him in the face. Yao Sanlang raised his hand to block it, and the two fought back.

Yao Sanlang pinched the fat on her stomach while beating: "My senior brother Chi Xiu has an iron-eating beast. It looks extremely stupid and cute. It is only a little fatter than you. It is too lazy to die every day. In fact, it is very Ferocious. I don’t know if it’s your long-lost brother.”

Fourth Sister Wen withdrew from the battle group and waved her hands depressed: "I won't fight anymore. I'll come back to you after I go back to practice for a month. I've been eating and sleeping like crazy lately. I'm so stupid." Forget it, go find Brother Zhuo.

…………

The maid at the head of the line cried for a long time, but before she could tell who the main messenger was, another maid pulled out her hairpin and tried to kill her to silence her.

The queen exclaimed: "Stop her!"

Daiyu was bored and already squeezed half a pot of walnuts. The queen and herself were full, so she took two walnuts and rubbed them in her hands for fun.Seeing that the rough envoy maid wanted to make trouble, she threw two walnuts casually.

Two brown rays of light flew over, and the maid's hand holding the hairpin broke off.

Daiyu was gloomy, resting her chin on her hand: There was no challenge at all, what I was killing was a spider, and what I was beating was an ordinary person who had no martial arts and wanted to be brave. If I always bully the weak, I will regress.I didn't want to break her hand at first, but I confiscated my strength, and after a while, I went to go to Brother Sanlang to fight~

Her heart moved, and she was suddenly happy again: I knew that pinching walnuts can't scare people!I got it right!great!

The author has something to say: the empress is going to kill Daiyu hahahaha~

Yes, it is easy to be depressed and irritable when quitting alcohol.

The iron-eating beast is Lord Panda~ Chi You’s mount in the legend hahahaha! !