Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

A while ago, I gave myself a vacation of more than half a year, and went back to a high-end community to kidnap a boyfriend.

2.

In fact, I originally wanted to see my cousin, and then to see the house that my cousin decorated for me. I didn't expect it.

That's how I found a baby.

3.

Speaking of my cousin, I just want to laugh.

Some time ago, my cousin heard that I was going back to live in a high-end community. He was so happy that he pulled me into a WeChat group.

I was very confused, looking at this group name at a loss.

Why is the group called... Chirp and Chirp?

Why is Lin He still inside.

Shu Yang said it literally, anyway, you, Shu Jinhang, must not be able to escape the curse of the high-end community, so you should pull it in first.

What spell?

4.

I do not understand.

Later, I found out that everyone in the group was in pairs.

Only Song Xiaowang and I are single.

So I had an inexplicable feeling of intimacy with Song Xiaowang, and I directly recognized Song Xiaowang as my god-brother.

Just read it.

After all, it is not easy for everyone to be single and helpless.

Well, no zero no depend.

5.

The day I ran into Sisi moving the signboard, I was really cute by him.

This little fan is really interesting, nervousness was written all over his face when he got into the co-pilot.

Later, when I entered the house, I clearly heard the person behind me stumble.

Little fool.

6.

Getting along for half a year is actually enough to make people fall in love with each other for a long time.

Although there is no day, but it is true love.

I don't know when it was, probably the first person I saw every morning was Sisi Sisi, who was holding fresh fruit and laughing out of his dimples.

It seems that he is not much less delicious than fresh fruit.

This is probably called tempting.

But I understand that it is really unethical for me to flirt with fans by relying on my status as an idol, so I keep everything within a reasonable range and do not cross the line.

but.

But God didn't give me the chance to be a human being.

7.

Really, the room is full.

It was the first time I saw such a big battle among male fans, and I was stunned for 2 minutes on the spot.

I think I need to go to the bathroom to calm down.

This, this does not start, it is really unreasonable.

8.

Lin He sent me a message, broadcasting the chat history between his partner and Sisi in real time.

When I saw half of it, I felt bad and wanted to slip away.

But let me explain first, I just sat in the toilet with the toilet lid on, nothing and no constipation!

I quietly opened the door, quietly walked behind Sisi, and quietly...

No.

He quickly pulled out his cell phone.

Oh, I really want to slip.

9.

They all said that they were full of warmth and thought about it.

I am thinking!

Ask Sisi if he has ever thought about sleeping for real.

laugh.

Say it loudly!

10.

I was also a little excited, and finally fell asleep wantonly humming, I leaned into his ear and asked him:

"Sisi, shall we be together?"

Sisi groaned twice more.

I pulled out the phone from the mess, turned on the recording function, and pushed it up along the way.

"Sisi? With me, huh?"

Sisi's eye sockets were forced to turn red, and he grabbed my back tightly.

"Uh, uh...together."

11.

I got up late the next day, and I almost rushed to the set of the next play almost as soon as I fucked up.

I ran over panting and found that my eldest sister had been waiting there for a long time.

The eldest sister stretched out her head and hand: "Bring it."

I took a step back, opened my mouth slightly and looked confused: "What?"

"Mobile phone—" Eldest Sister hooked her head and hooked her hands, "You have booked a ticket with me. If you are late, your phone will be confiscated during filming."

I covered my trouser pocket with my hand, and took another step back: "I'll send a message again!"

The eldest sister walked over with her head on her stiletto heels, slapped my hand away and took my phone away.

Then he slapped me on the back.

shit.

I made a "hiss -" in pain.

The eldest sister saw that my expression was not right, so she forcibly lifted the clothes on my back, and left and right matts, which was clear at a glance.

"Actor Shu has also started dating?"

"I do not……"

"Look at this catch, it's pretty wild?"

"no……"

12.

I was still distracted at this time, thinking about how Sisi would react if he heard someone call him "wild".

Then he laughed embarrassingly.

13.

The eldest sister understood.

"Oh, you are in love."

As expected of a big sister.

14.

"I can't give you the phone either."

I:……

15.

Two months have passed without hesitation, and when I got my phone back, all the messages except Sisi had been read.

The eldest sister only cares about my work and whether I am in a relationship, and I don't know whether it is happiness or worry.

I flipped through Sisi's news, and I almost guessed what was going on in his little head.

This is also a person who will be 30 years old soon, so he has no sense of security at all.

16.

He said he had black material on my sleeping powder.

In fact, I'm not afraid. After all, I'm a powerful actor, and a lot of black material will be self-defeating. In addition, the public relations of the whole company can basically be used on me, so there is no need to worry.

But I am afraid that Jiangsi will not feel safe.

In short, it was coaxed in the end.

Looking at his deliberately arrogant tone, I can almost imagine that he must have "Shu Jinhang shameless" written all over his face now.

Anyway, we're really together.

17.

On my way home, I passed the pet store at the gate of the community, and I happened to see the owner holding a puppet.

It seems wanton.

I'm talking about the muppet not the owner.

Although the owner is also very cute.

What the hell am I talking about.

Anyway, I bought that puppet and gave it to Sisi at home.

Si Si was furious when he heard that this puppet was called Si Si, and then he raised a dog named Hang Hang.

Then I bought him a Hanghang to go home.

18.

Coincidentally, the Ragdoll cat likes to cling to me, and the husky also likes to cling to him.

Sisi also discovered this problem, and raised his head in amazement innocently, telling me that Sisi likes me and Hanghang likes him.

I suppressed a smile and looked at him for a long time.

Of course Hanghang should like him, and my Sisi also likes me.

This is very good, I don't know if it is the natural aura of small animals.

After reacting for a while, Sisi finally understood what I was talking about, and he punched me softly on my chest from embarrassment.

"shameless!"

19.

I easily pulled my wanton into that group.

My cousin swiped the screen in the group haha, laughed at me, and said that even the best actor can't escape the curse.

20.

I may understand what a curse it is.

But I don't think it's a curse, it's destiny.