Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

Because the story is not finished, it is still me now.

I!Jiang Si!

I!Jiang Si!to sleep!Shu Jinhang is here! ! !

2.

Please don't pay attention to the question of activeness and passiveness. Anyway, when I fall asleep, I fall asleep. If anyone asks me whether I am sleeping or being slept, I will be in a hurry.

The phone rang.

Han Shan: How about it!brother!Lin He said that you were slept by Shu Jinhang!

Han Shan: How does it feel to be slept on?

Han Shan: Let me repeat the 8 cases!How does it feel to be slept by a male god!

...was slept three times in a row.

I am ready to be angry.

3.

Wait a moment?

How did Lin He know——

Fuck... Shu Jinhang, I'm really going to lose my fandom! !real! ! ! ! !

No, shameless!

I gritted my teeth and scratched at the bedsheets.

Look at who the fuck is going to reason with!

4.

"Shame...shame to be inferior to others?"

I turned around abruptly, and saw Shu Jinhang lying behind me playing with his phone, looking at me innocently.

It's that damn look again.

This damn idiom.

Let you play idiom solitaire? !

I glared at him viciously: "Damn... I will not be an example!"

Shu Jinhang blinked his eyes, and pulled up an arm.

"That won't do."

Hahahahahaha he lost!

Shu Jinhang: "If I lose, I lose, but it doesn't matter if you don't make an example."

Shu Jinhang, do you dare to be more shameless?

5.

Shu Jinhang lowered his head and stretched out his hand to hook the side of my underwear and pull it out, then looked inside.

"...Shu Jinhang!!!"

Shu Jinhang raised his eyebrows, and when he let go, the side of his underwear snapped back.

"You are... very energetic... What's the matter? Do you still want it?"

I?

This is a normal physiological reaction! ! !

Who doesn't...not like this in the morning!

6.

Shu Jinhang is a beast.

I didn't think about it in the morning!

Although I am still, quite comfortable...

But he is a beast.

7.

Tell me about last night.

Shu Jinhang pressed my hand to touch his abdominal muscles.

Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! ! ! !

Shu Jinhang's!My own! ! ! !Live! ! ! !Still moving! ! ! !

In fact I didn't catch what he said.

Shu Jinhang saw that I was still there, and probably realized that I didn't listen to him at all, so he repeated:

"Sleep for real, huh?"

Me: "What, what is real, what is sleeping, what is sleeping?"

Shu Jinhang: "Ma Dongmei?"

...?

I tried my best to connect and sleep...really...Ma Dongmei...? ? ?

Sick?

8.

Shu Jinhang sighed helplessly.

"Just pretend."

"What am I pretending? No, hey, don't do it, what the hell do I agree to?? I don't want to! I don't want to sleep!!!!"

"Look, don't you know what I'm going to say?"

……

I'm off powder.

9.

Shu Jinhang looked at me: "You've lost your fandom again."

……I do not care!

10.

I was pressed to the bed by Shu Jinhang with a righteous face.

Shu Jinhang was still coaxing me in a low voice: "Do you want to? Huh?"

Me: "No! I don't want to!"

Shu Jinhang was aggrieved: "Really don't want to? I'm leaving tomorrow, and I won't be able to see you for a long time."

I have never seen such a posture, really never.

I only know that some fans are rushing to post it, but I have never seen an idol like this.

Oh... fans.

Shu Jinhang, you are a grass fan! ! ! !

Shu Jinhang was 0.001 cm away from me, squinting slightly: "Grass powder? I haven't tried it before, and I want to try it now... Do you want to?"

I want to retreat, but the mattress has sunk to the limit, and if I try harder, it will bottom out.

I can't imagine that picture.

So, it all depends on the mattress! ! !

As soon as I closed my eyes, I yelled out with a heroic expression: "I want to!!!"

11.

Shu Jinhang chuckled lightly.

I know I'm done.

Shu Jinhang's fingers were cold and his lips were soft.

The strength is also...the strength is also great...

Hmm... You can just read the last three words in the last sentence.

12.

I've thought about a thousand and one situations with Shu Jinhang, and the only thing I haven't thought of is this one.

In fact, I feel like I've made a date...a date...

Alas, it is indeed satisfying, but...

I think it should be easy to understand.

want more.

More in every sense.

13.

But I dare not.

The six months of getting along with him used up all my skin.

I just, try my best to resist the urge to contact him, and dutifully be an old... friend.

Anyway, fell asleep anyway.

This once in life is enough.

14.

Alas, many people really like him.

I miss him so much.

But I think?I actually got a piece of black material on him?

Shu Jinhang Grass Powder!

Still a male fan!

I could threaten him again and again with this!

Don't need money, just people!

15.

I, I act, as a coward.

Just, just the last!At once!Just try it once!

I just, trembling, pointed my fingers, and sent him a message on WeChat.

Say, Shu Jinhang, I, I have your black material in my hand!So, so!Do what I tell you to do!

Of course... the tone of typing will not be so cowardly.

16.

Shu Jinhang ignored me.

Didn't reply at all, didn't even see one being typed.

Ok.

It's okay, I'm okay.

The big star Shu Jinhang would not take this kind of threat seriously.

I can almost imagine that when he saw this sentence, he raised his eyebrows, twitched the corner of his mouth casually, and threw the phone aside.

It hurts.

17.

This little bit of hope keeps expanding, expanding to the whole heart.

Then the feeling of being poked.

It hurts.

18.

After two months, Shu Jinhang made a move.

He said: Xiao Sisi!My mobile phone was confiscated by the assistant before!Wronged!

He said: Xiao Sisi!What black material do you have about me!I, I, I am so scared of ducks!I will listen to you whatever you say!

Shu Jinhang, you heartless man! ! !

I fuck.

I didn't cry two months ago, why am I crying now.

19.

I could barely hold my phone and said to him:

Shu Jinhang, I have it, I have the black material of your sleeping fan!

Shu Jinhang was silent for a long time, and the phrase "typing" kept appearing and disappearing.

It took a long time to get back to me:

What kind of black material is this?I have no sleep powder.

Damn, I'm about to get angry!Don't you admit that you slept through it! !

Just as I was about to explode, I received his next message.

20.

I'm aboveboard, sleeping with my boyfriend, what's wrong?