Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

Gu Jian has a younger sister named Gu Xuan.

Not biological, but relatives' children.

He is five years younger.

Speaking of which, he was only one or two years older than Wang Xiao.

2.

She went to school in S City since she was a child, so she has always had a good relationship with Gu Jian.

Gu Jian is also a qualified elder brother. Apart from his fondness for flirting with his younger sister, he can basically be regarded as the ideal elder brother in the hearts of all girls.

2.

When Gu Xuan first entered college, she had a boyfriend named Sun Chi.

The name sounds like cannon fodder.

Sun Chi has good external conditions, and he is very good at pleasing girls on weekdays.

To describe it in a common way - not straight at all.

one.point.All.No.straight.male.

3.

At that time, Gu Xuan had just entered college, survived the long and difficult sea of ​​senior year, struggled to stand out among the distressed crowd, and saw Sun Chi at a glance.

Her senior.

At that time, she was like a little sparrow just out of the nest. Before she learned how to comb her hair, she saw the phoenix perched on the branch of the sycamore tree.

That Phoenix never cared about her childishness, and wholeheartedly taught her to step out of the sparrow's nest.

He said, good boy, I believe you can do it, come on.

He said, you are cute itself in my eyes.

He said, let's get married after graduation.

He also said, yeah, I can't wait to eat you.

4.

——It’s all fucking bullshit!

5.

Although Gu Xuan is a little naive, she is not stupid.

That night, she and her roommate had an appointment to go dancing, and she saw Sun Chi kissing a boy in the corner at a glance.

He put the child on the sofa, kissed from lips to collarbone, touched from chest to thigh.

They almost knead each other into dough.

……

Gu Xuan instantly realized what was going on.

6.

What should I do if I was bullied by others?

looking for brother.

7.

After hearing this, Gu Jian grabbed a kitchen knife from the kitchen and was about to go out.

Damn it, I thought something was wrong with him before, and he even compared himself to me.

You fuckin' bisexual, you hang on to my sister and play with men?

8.

Gu Jian thought, he can't be so cheap.

So I asked Gu Xuan for Sun Chi's phone number and added WeChat.

Like to play with men?

I'll play with you first.

9.

Gu Xuan heard that his brother wanted to avenge him.

Not too excited.

"Brother! Fuck him to death!"

10.

I heard from Gu Xuan that that kid Sun Chi kissed a child?

Then he is a 1?

Gu Jian thought for a while, her appearance probably wasn't his favorite type, but there was a child on the Weibo homepage who looked juicy.

So I sent a private message to [Songmian Xiaohanshan].

Xiao Hanshan speaks very well!

Once I heard that I was a scumbag and had no worries.

I readily agreed!

11.

The process of teasing Sun Chi was quite smooth.

After all, Xiaohanshan is also a good-looking monster.

Within a few days, Sun Chi's teasing came over sentence by sentence.

He also calls himself Big Brother.

Gu Jian was so teased that she wanted to vomit.

But Gu Jian had to bite the bullet and push on.

vomit.

12.

And at this time, Sun Chi hasn't broken up with Gu Xuan yet.

Gu Xuan happened to be working on a project these days and said that he didn't have much time to find him.

Of course Sun Chi is happy, he has to talk to Gu Jian every day.

Gu Jian had no choice but to hold her throat and talk to him.

Disgusting as hell.

vomit.

13.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Sun Chi to ask to meet.

Said brother, big brother went to Z city to play with you.

Gu Jian refused.

It didn't take long for Sun Chi to meet again.

Gu Jian refused again.

14.

It's almost time. Gu Jian told Sun Chi that she was going to play in S City in two days, so she could go to him.

Sun Chi was overjoyed.

I was rejected all the time before, and I was still worried about how to eat, but now I found it myself.After thinking about it for so long, it finally became real.

15.

Before Sun Chi went to find Gu Jian, he made himself delicious, like a peacock in estrus.

After seeing Gu Jian, for some reason, his vision went dark.

It's really dark.

16.

When he woke up again, he was already tied to a lonely rock by the sea.

Warehouses are so boring, there are only things to play by the sea.

It's cold.

17.

Sun Chi was still in a daze, not knowing when Gu Jian was already squatting in front of him wearing sunglasses to observe him.

"Handsome guy? You smell pretty good."

Sun Chi reacted and immediately grabbed the rope twice.

"Who are you, dare to tie me up?"

"Hey, why don't you dare, who are you?"

Sun Chi groaned a few times, bit his tongue and choked out a sentence:

"You, you, don't be arrogant! My dad is a millionaire!"

Gu Jian laughed immediately.

"How about a millionaire? Brother, you lived hundreds of years ago. Who doesn't have a few million now?"

Gu Jian smiled and moved closer: "Or—you mean... millions of corrupt officials?"

Sun Chi turned pale with fright.

"No, no, no, it's not a million corrupt officials, it has nothing to do with me!"

"Don't worry about it, brother, one second you were still relying on your awesome father's little money, and the next second it will be spent in the mud?"

Gu Jian stood up and kicked him, then turned around and told the person next to him, "Take off his pants."

Sun Chi had [-] underworld novels in his head, and he covered his buttocks with his palms and trembled: "Brother, I was wrong, brother, I will never lie to children again, you let me go, let me go, okay?"

"You still know that you lied to children, why didn't you say you lied to Gu Xuan?" Gu Jian took off her sunglasses and stared at him: "Tell me that you are bisexual? Then you talk about my sister getting married, but secretly play with men ?”

Sun Chi recognized Gu Jian, and broke out in cold sweat instantly.

"Brother, brother, I was wrong brother! Me! I was confused for a moment! I'm just this time, brother! Don't, don't, please, please, brother!"

Gu Jian waved her hands and said coldly, "Chop up his dirty things for me."

18.

Chopped.

Too noisy.

Gu Jian grabbed his hair and forced him to look up: "What's the matter? Go back and complain to Dad, saying that I chopped up your things?"

Sun Chi was speechless.

"Stop howling." Gu Jian asked someone to pour a bucket of sea water on Sun Chi, who was so stimulated that his body trembled.

Forget it.

Gu Jian couldn't speak even when he saw him, so she directly threw him to the doctor.

19.

Sun Chi was picked up by his father at the door of his house with a USB flash drive in his pocket.

Sun Cheng knew it was broken as soon as he plugged in the USB drive.

All evidence of his greed.

Sun Cheng is also cowardly, and he doesn't dare to care about what happened to his son, as long as his life is still alive anyway.

I'm going to fly abroad that day.

20.

At three o'clock in the morning, Sun Cheng packed up his things and limped open the door with his lover and son.

Just hit the cold muzzle.