On how to pursue a Buddhist teacher

This nemesis' surname is Qi, and his single name is a nickname. He is a well-known dandy in Haiwan City, and he is an extraordinary and strange flower among dandies.After retiring from the Northwest Third Air Force, he went back to the city and left the leadership position of the public institution. He suddenly wanted to devote himself to the national education. The friends of Hupeng and Gou were parachuted to Bay Middle School.

This person is tall and straight, with a fit body, and he is no different from an active soldier in the military uniform. But if he takes off the uniform, he has a good appearance, looks like Pan'an, tall and tall, and walks in the school, no one will Think of it as a physical education teacher, but like a Chinese teacher with a poetic and bookish spirit.

Therefore, at the beginning, Xu Wang didn't care much about the new homeroom teacher. So what if he retired from the Air Force, corporal punishment has long been banned in modern education, not to mention such a handsome face, he can't scare him at all.

But in less than two weeks, when Xu Wang saw this Yushulinfeng Teacher Qi again, he wanted to walk around the aisle.

The little overlord of the Xu family is not afraid of heaven and earth, but he is afraid of two words, talkative.The Xu family's family motto: be cautious in your words and deeds, and make more mistakes than you say.In the past, the family followed the rule of not talking when eating or sleeping, but later he and Xu Baibi were the only ones left to depend on each other, and his second uncle liked to practice closed-mouth meditation, Xu Wang had long been used to quietness and purity.

I happened to meet this teacher Qi, although he doesn't teach Chinese, but he is a severe late-stage chatterbox who can talk endlessly when he opens his mouth, and chatters endlessly when he meets him. It is estimated that he will never have the chance to understand the true meaning of the word "silence is gold" in this life.

If Xu Wang doesn't do his homework, Teacher Qi will be able to nag until next week, and this is how he starts greetings at school.

"Hey, Xu Wang, have you finished your homework? You are still young and don't know how happy and happy it is to do homework. There is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book. When you grow up, you will be happy." Know······"

Xu Wang felt that if Qi Liang kept nagging him like this, he would die young, and he would never experience the happiness of homework.

Fortunately, this head teacher doesn't teach classes, so he doesn't have to meet every day.Every day when Xu Wang entered the classroom, he would sneakily ask his deskmate, "Is Qi Liang here today?"

"I didn't come, didn't I say I was going to visit my home today? I guess I won't come."

Xu Wang let out a long breath, and then sat down firmly,

"Quick, let me copy your homework yesterday."

At the time when Xu Wang was writing, Qi Liang was riding a bicycle around the streets. He was wearing a white shirt today. When riding the bicycle, the wind would get in from the hem of his clothes from time to time, and the shirt would bulge up. It's a bit like a youth idol drama just like a classmate boy.

It's a pity that the leading actor's taste is not good, and Yingfeng hums a little song that turns out to be Little Apple, and the scene changes from a summer idol drama to a rural love story.

Qi Liang was in a good mood at the moment, after humming a little apple, he continued to sing the most dazzling national style.While singing, he looked at the watch on his wrist. It was just after nine o'clock, and the time was more than enough, so he slammed on the brakes and stopped at the door of the breakfast stall.

"Boss, here are two pancakes"

The boss raised his eyelids and glanced at him, "The car is parked next to it, don't block my business"

Teacher Qi nodded in a good-tempered manner, parked the car on the side of the road, and with his eight-foot body stopped at the early stall, he opened his mouth to make friends, "Boss, I have been eating your pancakes for several years, and your pancakes are really delicious. "

The boss looked at him lazily again, and said indifferently, "I haven't seen it before."

Teacher Qi smiled, "It happened many years ago, your stall has been here for ten years, right?"

"Business is so good, why didn't you open a shop?"

"What, you don't need to occupy a shop for breakfast. You are short-sighted. Let's build a large chain pancake shop. It is clean and hygienic. It not only serves the people but also makes money. I don't mean to say that your stall is unhygienic."

"No money? What's the problem? As long as you agree, I'll invest. Let's develop the pancake business together."

It wasn't until the boss closed the stall and came home that the cooperation proposal for the pancake business failed, that Qi Liang wiped his mouth, took out his keys, and prepared to leave by bicycle.

The person watching the car came over with a timer and stretched out his hand for "parking fee"

"how much is it?"

"five dollars"

Teacher Qi felt that he was being robbed, and said righteously, "You are disrupting the market."

The spectator held the timer in front of his eyes, "You've been parked here for two hours"

Only then did Teacher Qi pay the money obediently, and before leaving, he did not forget to say, "Remember to give me a discount next time"

The spectator watched the car for two hours, and felt that the other party was really an interesting talker, so he waved his hand very kindly, "Come again next time, and I will give you a discount."

Turn two turns next to the pancake stall and walk straight in. Looking up, you will see a large stone carving with three big characters "Ruyi Street" on it.

Teacher Qi has been in the Northwest for six years. It was the first time he saw such an antique street. It was extremely novel. He stopped the car and looked around while pushing.

In front of the silk shop is a bed curtain embroidered with auspicious patterns of dragons and phoenixes. In front of the antique shop are bottles and jars all over the place. In the middle of the shop there are jade-carved lucky bamboos. It is hard to tell which ancient person left behind. In landscape painting, Qi Liang has no cell from head to toe that belongs to art, but he still thinks it looks good when he looks at it, and his appearance is not bad.

It must be the treasure of the town store. I don't know how much it can sell for.Teacher Qi, who has no artistic cells, is philistine and realistic.

I didn't notice that I had come to the end, and it was a dead end to go forward. Teacher Qi looked up and saw the words "Baibifang" splashed with gold paint on the side of the door leaf with intricate and delicate patterns.

He just slapped his forehead, thinking of the business, he's here.

Teacher Qi took out a small crumpled book from his pocket, and opened it. The second line on it read: Xu Wang; No. 211 Ruyi Street; no homework, need to discuss with parents in depth.After looking at it twice, he confirmed the door number, stuffed it back, stopped the car, and reached out to knock on the door with a smile on his face.

Teacher Qi has been popular since he was a child, he likes the wind and the rain, he thinks he is a shockingly handsome man who loves flowers when he sees them, he has never been closed behind closed doors, let alone such a rebellious student as Xu Wang , I actually asked the teacher to visit the house when there was no one at home, so I knocked on the door persistently, like a big drum, and even knocked out a rare sense of rhythm.

Grandma Zhang, who was taking a nap in the store, woke up in a daze when she heard the voice, still in a dream, thinking that she was watching the opening of the 08 Olympic Games, and the 2008 youths were singing the song, which was deafening and powerful. It's already 2018 when the sky is bright outside.

Where is the shocking performance, it is clearly the noise from the next door.Grandma Zhang jumped up and stormed out the door aggressively, wanting to see which little bastard was being mischievous.

The little bastard who owed a lesson didn't see it, but instead met a suave and handsome man's eyes.Grandma Zhang's face flushed, and she felt her heart beating wildly.

This is a boy from where, he looks like my old man when he was young.

Teacher Qi knocked the back of his hand red, and finally met someone, and took the other person's hand as if he knew his relatives from thousands of miles away, "You must be Xu Wang's family."

Grandma Zhang's face was still flushed, but the old deer had stopped bumping. She thought to herself a little regretfully that she was good-looking, but her eyesight was bad and she wasn't smart enough to compare with my old man.He smiled and said, "You're here to find Xiaobai, oh, it's the second uncle Xu Wang, the owner of Baibifang"

When Qi Liang heard the first half of the sentence, he was still wondering what Xiaobai was, but when he heard the second half, he just felt that the second uncle's name, Xu Wang, was really unique. Smiling, trying to regain the appearance of being a teacher.

"Hello, Auntie, I'm Xu Wang's head teacher, and I'm here for a home visit today"

"Oh, it's the teacher, what a coincidence, Xiaobai went to the temple today, and he probably won't be back until the evening." She said regretfully, "Why didn't Xu Wang tell you that it was such a hot day that the teacher ran away for nothing?" trip"

When she heard that Qi Liang was the teacher, she immediately liked this pretty kid even more. Seeing that his face was flushed from the sun, she said distressedly, "Come in and have a glass of water."

Teacher Qi shook his head, "Don't bother." He glanced at the closed Baibifang, "Can you lend me a pen?"

In the evening, the rose-colored sunset glow spreads across the sky, and the afterglow casts gilded shadows, and the whole Ruyi Street turns into a warm color, bluestone slabs, wooden attics, and trumpet flowers in the corners are moving in the wind. In this rapid development, In the cold and busy city, the love is particularly long, and for no reason it reminds people of wandering back and reuniting after a long absence.

Xu Baibi walked from the street to the door of his shop, and Grandma Zhang, who was enjoying the cool outside, saw him, and thought that she seemed to have something to say, but she couldn't remember it for a while, so she walked to the door of Baibifang, and saw the paper hanging on the door fluttering in the wind. Note, just remembered,

"Xiaobai, teacher Xu Wang came at noon"

I saw a piece of red paper stuck on the carved door leaf carefully designed by Xu Baibi himself and made by the best carpenter.All of a sudden the beauty is gone.

A bloody wound left by mortals on classical art.

Xu Baibi walked over with a blank face, tore off the note on it, and unfolded it under the setting sun. The horizontal and vertical lines left by the black marker pen:

From Mr. Xiaobai, your nephew Xu Wang always doesn't do his homework, Wan Wang supervises him.Sincerely, the head teacher.

What kind of nonsense message, Xu Baibi put away the note, turned around and smiled very politely, "Thank you, grandma, I understand."

That night, Xu Wang, who never did his homework, didn't have dinner.As for the homeroom teacher who hadn't seen him, Qi Liang, was happily chatting about his education career with his friends,

"I am a gardener, taking care of the flowers of the motherland"

The guardian of the flowers who have offended without knowing it.