Dead but not stiff

The elevator went down to the basement garage on the first floor, and the door opened with a ding dong, and there was already a girl standing inside, wearing tight sportswear and a high ponytail, when she saw Shen Bai, she smiled and said hello: "Hi, rare customer Hey, I haven't seen you live here for a long time."

Shen Bai smiled and responded with the expression of seeing an acquaintance. At this moment, he was holding Gu Xien's suitcase in one hand, stretched out the other hand to block the elevator door to let him in, and asked casually: "What's the matter?" Come back so late?"

"I just came back from the gym, and lifting weights makes me happy." The girl said while doing a Popeye gesture showing her biceps, and when she saw the face of Gu Xien who walked in, she quickly put her arms away with an ah , happily asked Shen Bai: "You good-looking little brother, is Shen Bai your friend?"

"Well, come here on a business trip and stay with me for a while."

"It's so good, then I will feast my eyes for some time in the future. Shen Bai, although you are considered a handsome guy, but your appearance is too serious, and it is easy to get tired of looking at it too much. This little brother is different. It's a bit like the face of the popular boy group recently, but I don't like that one, I like another one, Huang Jingzhi, you know, he has a unique talent, he is capable in dancing and singing, and has a super cool personality. But look carefully, my little brother, your eyes are a bit like mine, they are all red phoenix eyes, oh, as expected, all good-looking people have something in common.” She chattered a lot, and the elevator ding dong The sound showed the seventeenth floor, and the girl reluctantly waved to Shen and Gu, "I'm here, good night, both of you, by the way, little brother, my name is Zhong Li, you can call me if you need anything, and you can call me if you have nothing to do. "

The elevator door closed slowly, blocking Zhong Li's warm and bright smile from the door. Shen Bai turned his head and glanced at Gu Xien beside him. Seeing that the other party was expressionless, he coughed twice and began to explain to himself: " This girl happened to live downstairs from my house, and once the water pipe leaked in the bathroom, it turned her house into a water curtain hole, and we got to know each other after going back and forth."

The elevator came to the eighteenth floor with a ding-dong sound. After getting out of the elevator, Shen Bai took Gu Xien to the door of the house while continuing to say: "She is a local, cheerful and likes to make friends. She is a writer for a travel magazine. I was running outside for seven or eight months, and she should be on vacation recently, so I met her. But these are not important," Shen Bai paused, "The reason why I say so much is to tell You, even though we are neighbors upstairs and downstairs, and the man is unmarried and the woman is not married, I have never liked her, not when I was a straight man before."

Gu Xien: "..." I didn't ask anything, besides, why don't you ask if the girl already has a boyfriend?

When he reached the door of the apartment, Shen Bai bluntly entered the password in front of Gu Xien and pushed the door open, then turned his head and said to Gu Xien: "The password is 187126, the house number and my birthday, if you don't remember, I will write to you later."

Gu Xien: "..." It was agreed to just stay for one night.

Shen Bai stood the suitcase at the entrance, bent down to open the shoe cabinet, found a pair of slippers and put them on the ground, straightened up and said to Gu Xi'en who was still standing outside the door: "What are you waiting for, come in."

Gu Xien did not enter the door in a hurry, but stood at the door and looked around the indoor environment first, with hesitant and wary eyes, which gave Shen Bai the illusion that he had to observe the surrounding environment first when he saw a small animal entering an unfamiliar territory.

This apartment is decorated with a modern decoration style dominated by black and white tones, which is very suitable for a straight man like Shen Bai who is single and has a little money.The huge living room occupies about 60.00% of the space, and the kitchen can only be made open. The marble cooking table is shiny and matched with a set of spotless black cabinets, which shows that the owner has never opened fire. fact.

The black leather sofa is entrenched in the center of the living room like a big cat licking its fur after eating and drinking. There is nothing on the coffee table, not even an ashtray.On the wall far away from the sofa, there is an abstract painting that can't be seen to express any bullshit. It is set in a dark golden photo frame and covers a third of the wall.There is also a magnificent crystal lamp hanging from the ceiling. With its unique shape, it unexpectedly merged with the overall decoration style. Looking at it from the whole body, it is mostly a flashy design. You can imagine that when the owner of the house was decorating A lot of being fooled.

"Although I don't live here often, I have asked my aunt to clean it regularly, twice a week, and the hygiene should be barely passable." Shen Bai confidently signed the ticket, Gu Xien nodded slightly, and then held the shoe cabinet with one hand He bent over to change his shoes, and when he withdrew his hand, he wiped the dust off his fingers.

Shen Bai: "..." What's the matter with this cleaning lady, she is so careless about her work, she is very active when she reminds me to pay every month.

"Are you thirsty? There is no ready-made hot water at home. If you want to drink, I'll boil some. You go take a bath first." Shen Bai took out two bottles of pure water from the refrigerator, then turned around and took out the kettle from the cupboard. From his cheerful tone and brisk movements, it can be seen that he seems to be very interested in the business of boiling water for Gu Xien to drink.

This makes people can't help but think of a joke on the Internet, what kind of food do you know best?The boiled water I boiled is very delicious.

Sitting on the sofa, Gu Xien took things out of the suitcase. As if he suddenly remembered something, he looked up and counted the number of rooms in this apartment, and asked Shen Bai: "Is there only one bedroom?"

Shen Bai nodded honestly: "Yes."

Gu Xi'en's movement of taking out the pajamas stopped, Shen Bai saw it, smiled and said: "Don't worry, you sleep in the bedroom, I sleep on the sofa. Although I am chasing you, as long as you don't agree, I will still Seriously follow the principle that men and women can't kiss each other." After speaking, he winked at Gu Xi'en.

What bullshit theory?Gu Xien was powerless to complain, but he rejected Shen Bai's suggestion: "I'll sleep on the sofa, it's just a one-night stay, I can't overwhelm the guests."

"No, no." Shen Bai waved his hands repeatedly, "You are a guest, how can you sleep on the sofa. Besides, this sofa looks expensive, but it is actually a bargain. One night is not good for the cervical spine, and it will greatly affect your work tomorrow. I am five and three thick, and it is okay to sleep for one night."

Sofa: I'm fucking wronged.

Gu Xien insisted: "I'll just sleep on the sofa."

Shen Bai: "Let's sleep on the bed."

Gu Xien: "Sleep on the sofa, or I go, two choices."

Shen Bai: "...I'll get you a quilt, and you can go take a shower after tidying up."

Seeing Shen Bai walking into the bedroom lonely, Gu Xien silently waved the small flag of victory in his heart.

When Shen Bai came out with the quilt in his arms, Gu Xien had already gone to take a shower, he tiptoed to the bathroom door and listened to the sound of water inside, but of course he couldn't hear anything except the sound of water.

Suddenly feeling speechless about his idiotic behavior, Shen Bai touched his nose and walked away silently.

As soon as he put the quilt on the sofa, Shen Bai's cell phone rang. He picked it up and took a look. It prompted a new WeChat message. When he clicked on it, it was from Jiang Yingyue.

Jiang Yingyue's soul-calling style: Shen Bai, let's go out for a drink, you decide the location, I'll open my mouth~~~~

Shen Bai ruthlessly refused: "I'm sorry, I have business tonight."

Jiang Yingyue was surprised: "What business is more important than me?"

Shen Bai: "You have to show some face, everything in my life is more important than you."

Jiang Yingyue was aggrieved: "Unscrupulous man! What is the business?"

Then he received a rather meaningful reply: "Take care of the guests."

Jiang Yingyue became interested in an instant, "When did you start picking up customers?"

Shen Bai is obviously very good at splashing cold water on the river and responding to the moon: "Don't think about it, you can't afford it."

"Cut, you don't need it for nothing, can your bed skills compare with Tang Qi's?"

Shen Bai, who was speechless by Jiang Yingyue for the first time: "..." Why the hell do I hate it so much?

The sound of the bathroom door opening drew Shen Bai's attention back. He heard the sound and looked towards the bathroom, just as he bumped into Gu Xian walking out of it.

The black and soft shiny hair was wiped half dry, and there were still water droplets hanging on the ends of the hair. The originally fair skin was soaked in hot water, and it seemed to be translucent. He wore a set of white silk pajamas. Under the smudge of the warm yellow light from the bathroom, the whole person looks soft and gentle, like a person who is exile.

"..." Shen Bai seemed to have lost the ability to speak for a moment, he could only stand there fixedly, staring at the other party for several seconds, until the vibration sound of the new news coming in made Shen Bai's five senses return to normal, he directly Throwing the phone on the sofa, he strode towards Gu Xien with his legs wide open.

Gu Xien was a little hairy when he was stared at by Shen Bai, and when he saw the other person approaching aggressively, he took a step back instinctively, but he didn't know that there was the bathroom door behind him, and his back was directly against the door, there was no way to retreat.

Shen Bai bullied himself, stretched out his palms to support the door frame of the bathroom, and with a height advantage of ten centimeters, covered Gu Xi'en's body in his own shadow, and made a "door knock" abruptly, then his eyes were deep and Passionate, with a deep and magnetic voice, he said slowly: "Do you drink water? It's just boiled, fresh."

Gu Xian: "..."

He glanced at Shen Bai speechlessly, then nimbly got out from under his arms, walked to the cooking table in three or two steps, poured a glass of water on his own, took a sip, and commented: "It tastes good, Three Michelin stars."

Shen Bai felt that the old deer that he had been silent for nearly 30 years began to slam into his heart desperately.

After taking a shower, Gu Xien sat on the cheap leather sofa and opened his notebook. Shen Bai didn't know what he was doing in the bedroom, and the sound didn't sound like he was going to take a bath.After a while, suddenly came out with a white porcelain incense burner that was emitting green smoke, and placed it on the ground not far from the sofa.

Gu Xien: "???"

Under Gu Xien's suspicious eyes, Shen Bai replied calmly: "I haven't come back to live in this house for half a month, and I'm afraid there will be mosquitoes at night. This incense is very effective in repelling mosquitoes, and it also has a soothing effect, which helps sleep."

Without doubting him, Gu Xien nodded, lowered his head and continued typing on the keyboard.

Chen Bai whistled into the bathroom, and came out after waiting for more than ten minutes. As expected, he saw Gu Xien leaning on a corner of the sofa, with his head propped on one hand, bit by bit like a chicken pecking at rice. The computer on his lap also teetering on the brink of slipping.He stepped forward and patted Gu Xien's shoulder lightly, and said with concern: "It's getting late, go to sleep if you're sleepy."

Gu Xien only said that it was because of the early flight and got up too early. He never thought that the culprit would be the so-called mosquito repellent incense. He was so sleepy that his eyelids were clenched, he answered in a daze, then put the computer on the coffee table, and Not forgetting to say goodnight to Shen Bai softly, then lay down and fell asleep.

Shen Bai waited for about a minute, guessing that he was almost asleep, and tentatively called Gu Xien twice. The young man in front of him tilted his head, his soft hair was spread out, and in the slightly open collar of his pajamas was a A white chest that rises and falls slightly with breathing.Shen Bai took two deep breaths silently, then rolled up his sleeves, lifted him horizontally from the sofa, walked to the bedroom and gently placed him on his big two-meter-wide bed, and pulled the quilt aside for him. cover.

He stood by the bed and looked at it for a while, then stretched out his hand to push away the broken hair that was rubbing against the young man's face, finally unable to resist the torment in his heart, he bent down and kissed the young man's forehead like a superficial kiss, then turned around and fled. Exit the bedroom and close the door.

After doing all this, Shen Bai suddenly felt refreshed, walked over briskly, and extinguished the "mosquito repelling incense" that had hidden merit and fame.

This incense was brought back from Thailand by Jiang Yingyue. It is said to be a sleep aid, and its effect is comparable to the sweat medicine in martial arts novels.

There was a time when Jiang Yingyue and Tang Qi got into a fight because of something, depressed and insomnia all night, so they went to Thailand alone to relax, and bought this incense by chance.As a result, the effect was outstanding after using it, and I brought some extra for Shen Bai when I returned home.However, Shen Bai, a steel straight man with thick nerves who eats when he is hungry and sleeps when he is hungry, does not need any sleep aids at all, so he, together with that perfume, became Jiang Yingyue's useless gift to Shen Bai Two honorable generals in the team.

Shen Bai lay down on the spot where Gu Xien had just slept, and in a good mood took out his mobile phone and sent Jiang Yingyue a WeChat message.

"The sleep aid is very useful, next time I invite you to dinner."

Jiang Yingyue, who was sitting on the sofa at home bored, was confused when she received the WeChat message. Thinking of the previous conversation, her heart skipped a beat. Damn, this guy Shen Bai couldn't be doing something illegal, right?

Opposite him, Tang Qi, who was sitting on the other side of the sofa, noticed his expression, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "What did you see so surprised?"

Jiang Yingyue replied casually: "News about Shen Bai." She was still thinking about whether to call that guy and ask him about it, and what to prepare for the first prison visit.

Jiang Yingyue, who was lingering with the mobile phone, suddenly lost his hand. The mobile phone was snatched by Tang Qi. He raised his head and faced Tang Qi's ashen-colored face. Yue, you are not being kind. I am here, but you are thinking about that guy Shen Bai?"

Jiang Yingyue was overjoyed. He seemed to want to provoke Tang Qi on purpose, and said with a smile, "What? Did you know the two of us had an affair the first day?"

Tang Qi squinted his eyes, as if some kind of ferocious beast was lurking in the dark and watching its prey. After a long while, he chuckled, stretched out his hand and threw the phone directly into the glass on the coffee table in front of him.

"Are you fucking sick!" Jiang Yingyue jumped up to save her cell phone, and gave Tang Qi a hard kick.

Tang Qi smiled instead of anger after being kicked, "Yes, Doctor Jiang," he said, "help me treat it."

Jiang Yingyue sneered while wiping her phone with a paper towel: "Then you are looking for the wrong person. I am just a pediatrician, not a veterinarian."

The author has something to say:

Shen Bai: Damn, Jiang Yingyue said this, but I still can't refute it, after all, I haven't practiced it myself Shen Fugui: How can you still be good when you are old? Shen Bai: You wrote it, you fucking asked I?Shen Fugui:? ? ?How dare you yell at me?Don't even think about losing your virginity in your fucking life!