Dead but not stiff

Huang Yiwen, Gu Xien's college classmate and best friend, is currently a DJ of a radio station in City S. God knows that he has a background in civil engineering, but now he is engaged in a job that has nothing to do with his major.However, Gu Xien is not surprised by this at all. Huang Yiwen was in the online dubbing circle when he was in college. With his unique clear voice and the blessing of the northerners who speak Mandarin with a natural accent, he was once very popular in that circle. for a while.During that time, Huang Yiwen returned to the dormitory every day after class, and devoted himself to his dubbing career, which annoyed the other roommates.

He also urged Gu Xien to join him. In his words, Gu Xien had a cool and beautiful voice, so he could just form a Xipi or something with him. After being rejected by Gu Xien a few times, he had no choice but to give up.And Huang Yiwen and his current boyfriend met in that circle by chance. After being together for less than a year, Huang Yiwen took the initiative to come out of the closet with his family, quit his job and came to S City. , got a job as a radio DJ, and is currently living with her boyfriend.

After hearing Gu Xien's boyfriend, Huang Yiwen's expression looked unbelievable. He and Gu Xien have known each other for many years. Since college, Gu Xien has always been surrounded by suitors of the opposite sex or the same sex.Good-looking people are born with their own radiance. In this era of great-looking appearance, good-looking and gentle and easy-going personality are even more shining treasures in the crowd.

But Gu Xien didn't know why, all kinds of overtures and pursuits were rejected by him, and he didn't even give him a chance for a trial period.Huang Yiwen once thought that Gu Xien had a cold personality, and he was afraid that he would die alone in this life.

But I didn't expect it, and now I can hear Gu Xien introducing his boyfriend to others. Could it be that this is the legendary destined person?

But these things must not be known to Shen Bai, who is sitting opposite with a teacup at the moment, drinking boiled water that tastes like Longjing before the rain, otherwise his tail will be raised to the sky.

Before Huang Yiwen could continue to ask, his belated boyfriend pushed open the door of the box and came in.The other party is a man who looks quite refined and refined. According to Huang Yiwen, his job is still a professor at a well-known domestic university in S City. His name is Tong Ying, and Huang Yiwen affectionately calls him Tong Tong.

As soon as Tong Ying came in, she said apologetically to several people: "I didn't expect this area to be so congested on weekends, I should go out earlier."

"It's okay, it's okay, we just arrived, and the tea is still hot." Shen Bai got up and shook hands with Tong Ying, very enthusiastic. Those who didn't know thought that he and this Mr. Tong were also old friends.

It was because Shen Bai had a good impression of this person for no reason, and thinking about it, it was probably because of the existence of the other party that he had successfully eliminated Huang Yiwen from the ranks of his imaginary rivals in love.

This is the legendary friendly army.

Huang Yiwen yelled that she was starving to death, and urged Tong Ying to get the waiter to serve the food, but before Tong Ying's butt touched the stool, she was ordered to urge the waiter again.

Gu Xien watched Tong Ying open the door of the box and go out, and asked Huang Yiwen casually: "Don't you two live together? Why didn't you come together?"

"Oh." Huang Yiwen took a sip of tea, and answered Gu Xien's question: "He was working on a project with the students recently, and he was too busy to live in the school dormitory."

Gu Xien nodded and didn't ask any further questions. Tong Ying pushed the door open again and came in, but the expression on his face was a bit more embarrassing than before. Huang Yiwen noticed it and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Oh, I'm just a student. I came here to play on the weekend, but my phone was stolen. I met him in the elevator on the way here, and I thought, why don't I take it back to school after eating later?" .”

Huang Yiwen was surprised: "Why didn't you call the police when your phone was stolen? Besides, did he come out to play alone? There are no other friends and classmates around?"

"I don't know," Tong Ying sighed, and said in a rather regretful tone: "His cell phone cost no more than 1000 yuan, even if he reported to the police, the police didn't pay much attention to it. This student, how should I put it, his family conditions are not good. That's great, but I'm a bit withdrawn, I'm usually a loner at school, so I'm probably alone when I come out to play, I didn't dare to ask, most of the kids nowadays are sensitive, I'm afraid he'll think too much."

"A poor student with a mobile phone worth less than 1000 yuan came here to shop in a shopping mall full of luxury stores? Tong Ying, you think I'm just out on the first day. Are you so foolish?"

Tong Ying was in a hurry, and she waved her hands again and again with a look of being speechless: "I really don't know, forget it, I'll give him some money and let him take a taxi back to school."

"Don't," Huang Yiwen stopped him, "You bring him in, he's going to eat anyway, and there's not much to eat. Take him back to school after eating, and I'll take a taxi home."

Tong Ying looked at my broken-mouthed expression of remorse, and hesitated to go out to call for someone, but was glared at by Huang Yiwen, who had no choice but to do so.

Shen Bai and Gu Xi'en watched a couple's daily bickering scene as melon eaters, and they didn't want to comment. They accidentally picked up the tea cup in front of them and pretended to drink water at the same time. When putting down the cup, Gu Xi'en raised his head to meet Shen Bai's eyes On the other hand, the other party smiled and made a wink gesture at him.

Gu Xien pretended to blame Shen Bai for his lack of eyesight, and glared at him with a stern face. Shen Bai immediately put on an innocent and hurt face. smile.

Huang Yiwen turned around and bumped into Gu Xien who was smiling, thinking that he was laughing at Tong Ying, and said angrily: "I want to see which student it is, so I can meet him by chance."

Gu Xien coughed twice to suppress his smile, but his eyebrows and eyes were still crooked, his voice was like a spring breeze passing through his ears, his eyes were like waves of autumn water, and he said to Huang Yiwen, "What if it's a student? You look like you're catching rape. You are scared of nothing."

"Hey, Gu Xien, do you have such a friend as you? It's not good to just wait for me, right? Where did you go when you were innocent and indifferent before? But do you remember? Several other roommates joined forces back then , blocked me in the dormitory and wanted to beat me up, but you kicked open the dormitory door, and the dormitory teacher was standing beside you, the expression on your face at that time, tsk tsk, if I didn’t already have a boyfriend, I’m afraid I’d die in an instant Falling under your sweatpants."

Shen Bai: Thank you, thank you, Mr. Tong Ying, for breaking this relationship.

While the two were talking, Tong Ying had already brought him in. A thin and frail boy, wearing a plaid shirt and light-colored jeans that had been washed so hard that his original color could not be seen, followed behind Tong Ying cautiously with his head down. .

"That..." Tong Ying is also a little embarrassed. After all, one side is her student and the other side is her lover. Tong Ying did not disclose her sexuality to her colleagues and friends around her, so she will get stuck for a while and don't know what to do. introduce.

Instead, Huang Yiwen greeted me generously first, and introduced himself: "Hello, I am your roommate of Mr. Tong, and my name is Huang Yiwen. You can call me Brother Yiwen. I heard from your teacher Tong that your cell phone If it was stolen, why didn't you call the police?"

A cohabiting roommate, the words are ambiguous and not ambiguous, people who understand will naturally understand, and those who don't understand will not think about it.

The student looked up at Huang Yiwen, then immediately lowered his head, like a student who was caught by the teacher to ask questions in class, he replied in a voice like a mosquito: "I have never been here, I don't know where the nearby police station is..."

Huang Yiwen was surprised: "Call 110."

Gu Xien coughed and whispered in his ear: "His phone was stolen..."

"Oh." Huang Yiwen slapped his head: "Look at my memory." He seemed a little embarrassed because of this slip of the tongue, and seeing that the other party was indeed a poor-looking college student, he couldn't help feeling compassionate and felt that he Is it a little aggressive.

Thinking like this, Huang Yiwen didn't ask any more questions, and beckoned the person to sit down, "Stop standing, Tong Tong, let your student sit down quickly, the food will be served soon."

When the student heard Huang Yiwen calling Tong Ying Tong Tong, he raised his head and looked at the two in surprise. Tong Ying was sitting next to Huang Yiwen and motioned for his student to take a seat.

The box in this restaurant is a round dining table, the male student walked up to Tong Ying and sat down, and Shen Bai happened to be on the left.

He opened the stool and sat down with his head down, but he didn't notice that his left leg caught the edge of the tablecloth, and took a set of tableware off the table with a clatter, and Shen Bai next to him reached out in time to save the tablecloth that was almost shattered.

The student gave a cry like a frightened bird, and gave Shen Bai a frightened look. Shen Bai smiled at him in relief and politely, put the tableware back on the table, and said: "It's all right."

"No... I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention..." The male student looked like a maid in the harem who broke the porcelain in front of the empress, and apologized repeatedly, which made Huang Yiwen feel even more unbearable, and hurriedly comforted: " Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay, this restaurant is also annoying, what are you doing with such a long tablecloth? You sit and sit, thanks to that guy Shen Bai’s quick eyesight, buddy, have you practiced it?”

Gu Xien glanced at Shen Bai, and Shen Bai seemed to see a sentence from his eyes: the hand speed of being single for nearly 30 years is invincible.

After such a small episode, the dishes came up one after another. It was originally a reminiscence banquet between Huang Yiwen and Gu Xien's old friend, but because of the sudden addition of this male student, Huang Yiwen, who was embarrassed to be snubbed, directly threw the topic on him body.

"I haven't asked you what your name is yet?" Huang Yiwen looked like a caring big brother.

"My name is Fang Shi." The male student still lowered his head, and on the plate in front of him was only a piece of smoked fish that he had picked up but hadn't eaten for a long time.

"Oh, what time?"

"Caotou, next hour." Fang Shi said as he took a sip of water from the cup, still acting cautiously.

"This word is rare. Your parents should be cultural people." The illiterate Huang Yiwen speculated subjectively.

"No, my parents are both farmers. This name was given by my uncle, who is the only teacher in our place."

"The only one?" Huang Yiwen was surprised.

Tong Ying explained in a timely manner: "Fang Shi's family is from the countryside, and the teacher qualifications are not very complete. Fortunately, this kid worked hard and worked hard to get into a university in S City." With the demeanor of the author, he said earnestly: "Fang Shi, if you want to change your personality in the future, you have to be more lively. Look at the group of people in our class who are crazy, everyone is too energetic. It's your turn. There is a big contrast here, you need to socialize with your classmates more, don’t be bored by yourself. Even if you are engaged in academics, listen to other people’s opinions more, you will have different inspirations.”

Huang Yiwen was too lazy to listen to Mr. Tong's earnest teaching, so he interrupted him quickly, and then asked: "Then where is your hometown?"

"... from the countryside of City C."

"C City?" Huang Yiwen looked at Gu Xien, "Then you are from the same hometown, but Gu Xien, I still don't know exactly where you are from C City?"

Gu Xien took a sip of water, put down his glass, and said flatly, "I'm not from City C."

Shen Bai, who had investigated Gu Xien's information beforehand, felt that this might be an unpleasant topic, so he quickly opened his mouth to save the situation: "Why don't you eat the food when it's cold? Come, come, eat, and I'll serve you." , first picked up the porcelain bowl in front of Gu Xien, filled him with a bowl of glutinous rice dumpling soup, and very gentlemanly helped Fang Shi on the other side add another bowl.

"Thank you..." Fang Shi was a little flattered, and looked up at Shen Bai timidly.

Shen Bai, who hadn't seen the whole picture of the other person clearly, suddenly noticed that there was a faint mole under the corner of the left eye of this person when he raised his head.The difference from Gu Xi'en was that the mole on Gu Xi'en only gave people a gentle and peaceful feeling; but on the face of the child in front of him, there was a pitiful look for no reason.

Tong Ying cooperated with Shen Bai to change the topic. He knew Huang Yiwen's character, and it would be endless if he caught someone asking him. He was afraid that Fang Shi would be asked too many questions, and he would start thinking wildly again.

So, he finally thought of the business, and said to Huang Yiwen: "Don't ask, it's been a long time since you've been here, and you haven't introduced me to the two people opposite."

"Fuck, forget about this!" Huang Yiwen slapped his head in frustration again, and under the helpless eyes of his boyfriend, regained his identity as the host, and introduced him seriously: "This is Gu Xien, I used to often I'm telling you, my college friend is very iron, when the dormitory rescued me back then, I told you Tong Tong, if it wasn't for Gu Xien, you might not see me now."

Tong Ying and Gu Xien exchanged a look that this person was probably sick, and heard him continue: "Then this Mr. Shen Baichen, who came with Gu Xien today, is the current boyfriend of my Young Master Gu."

Shen Bai listened to Huang Yiwen's introduction to himself very usefully, the only thing he was dissatisfied with was the word incumbent, no matter how he heard it, he felt that his shares would be changed.

Shen Bai picked up the teacup, stood up, with happiness written all over his face, and said with a smile: "Should I say something at this time?"

Gu Xien put one hand on his forehead and put the other hand down under the table, tugged at the hem of his suit pants, and whispered, "...you sit down for me."

Shen Bai exaggeratedly called: "Hey, hey, if you pull your boyfriend's pants like this in public, if all of them are gone, won't you be the one who suffers?"

Gu Xian: "..."

Huang Yiwen looked at Gu Xi'en without a word, lowered his head and asked in a low voice: "...how did you fall in love with this person?"

"Probably because I'm blind." Gu Xian replied blankly.

Fang Shi, who was sitting next to Shen Bai, raised his head to look at Shen Bai calmly, his eyes were rippling, and finally lowered his head, picked up a spoon and gently stirred the glutinous rice ball soup in front of him.

The meal lasted until the afternoon, because Huang Yiwen was going back to the radio station to record the radio program in the evening, the few people didn't stay too long. When they parted, Shen Bai very winkingly offered to drive Huang Yiwen to the radio station, and Tong Ying took him directly Fang Yi went back to school.

"I'm sorry for your inconvenience, buddy." Tong Ying thanked Shen Bai for her family, but was kicked by Huang Yiwen on the calf and turned back: "You need to thank, Shen Bai is Gu Xien's boyfriend, No matter what, you have to be on my side.”

Tong Ying was used to Huang Yiwen's hands and feet, instead of getting angry, she turned around and told the other party: "Don't follow your colleagues to make skewers after work at night, go home and cook some porridge to nourish your stomach."

Huang Yiwen seemed impatient, but he waved his hands heartily: "Okay, Mr. Tong, you should hurry up and go."

After seeing off Tong Ying and Fang Shi, the three of them walked towards Shen Bai's car. Huang Yiwen couldn't help but let out a slight exclamation after seeing that Shen Bai's car was a Porsche Cayenne.

After getting in the car, he sat in the back seat with Gu Xien, and asked Gu Xien in a low voice: "How did you two know each other? Why do I feel like this guy came out with some bad money to show off? Gu Xien, you Don't get carried away by money."

Shen Bai who overheard the two whispering their ears: "..." Then he perked up his ears to hear what Gu Xien had to say.

Gu Xien: "Do you think so too? To be honest, I always thought he was a scammer."

Huang Yiwen: "!!!"

Shen Bai: "???"

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The ghosts and snakes on the way forward, including the ghosts and monsters in your heart, Shen Bai