Scroll of Seven Sorrows

Fan Wujiu dragged Xie Bi'an back home.

Sitting on the sofa, Xie Bi'an squinted his eyes at Fan Wujiu, and said with a smile, "Did I offend our Eighth Master? It's not that I won't tell you, but I'm really not sure about it, so I'll let others know if I say it rashly." The impact is not good."

Fan Wujiu put a blank face, and said angrily: "I don't blame you, it's my fault."

Xie Bi'an moved to Fan Wujiu's side, reached out to touch his head, and said like coaxing a child: "No way, Master Ba is very good. Really."

Fan Wujiu let him rub his head, bowed his head in silence, after a while he seemed to have made up his mind and said: "Qi Ye, I'll go out for a while. You wait for me at home obediently, don't go anywhere, I'll be right back."

Xie Bi'an didn't know what happened to Fan Wujiu all of a sudden, and wanted to ask him, but after thinking about it, he was not a chick who had to be protected by his own wings to be intact, and he couldn't report to him wherever he went.Asking questions, Ba Ye will get annoyed after a long time.

So the corner of Xie Bi'an's mouth curled up slightly, and he said: "Okay, I'm not going anywhere, Ba Ye, go and come back quickly."

Fan Wujiu nodded, before going out, he still didn't forget to turn around and explain again: "I'll be back soon, wait for me."

Xie Bi'an narrowed his eyes and waved at him.

Fan Wujiu's heartbeat suddenly missed half a beat, and he stared at Xie Bi'an for a while before leaving.

After Ba Ye left, Xie Bi'an lay down on the sofa bored, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.The host of the Financial Channel is sitting in the private room of the Past Life Pavilion and interviewing Fan Li. Fan Li is facing the camera and sharing his entrepreneurial experience with everyone, from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period to the current economic situation in Fengdu.He has bushy eyebrows and big eyes and looks very upright, but there is a good saying that no business is not evil. Anyone who is familiar with Fan Li knows that this person has a lot of bad ideas, and he sees things very thoroughly. Goujian managed the state of Wu and even sold his wife.Not to mention slapping his butt after finishing Wu Guo, and slipping away with his wife.In this regard, for thousands of years, only Zhang Liangneng and Fan Li, the great disciples of Huangshi Gong's disciples, have done a few tricks.

Listening to Lao Fan's serious babbling, Qi Ye also felt very bored.So he opened the Mustard Space while watching TV and began to organize things.After sorting it out, Xie Bi'an suddenly remembered that there was something important that he hadn't seen, so he went back and forth several times, but still couldn't find it.

The corner of Xie Bi'an's mouth twitched, and then he said to himself: "One."

As soon as the words finished, Fan Wujiu opened the door: "Qi Ye, come out with me."

Xie Bi'an turned over and let himself lie on the sofa, from Fan Wujiu's perspective, he could only see Xie Bi'an's head.

"Have you finished what you need to do?" Xie Bi'an asked lazily with the corners of his lips curled up.

Fan Wujiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said nervously: "It's still close, I need your help."

Xie Bi'an got off the sofa and walked to the entrance: "What's the matter, tell me."

Fan Wujiu grabbed Xie Bi'an's hand and led him out of the house.

The moment he saw the outside, Xie Bi'an took a breath, and was so shocked that he was speechless.

As far as he could see, it was all white.In Fengdu, only the blood-colored sky and the snow-white ground remained.

Xie Bi'an walked into the yard, and there was still snow in the sky.The white snow and Qi Ye's white suit blended into one.He turned his head to look at Fan Wujiu, only to see that Ba Ye, who had returned his suit and leather shoes just now, had changed into a black military uniform, with black hair hanging down his waist, and a black tall hat on his head with the words "Tianxia Taiping" written on it. .

Xie Bi'an wondered what kind of stimulation Ba Ye had received today, but he also changed the clothes back to the original appearance in cooperation.In the old days, the literati dressed up in white clothes, the sleeves fluttered in the wind, mixing with the snow into chaos, and there were also four big characters "make money at first sight" on the white top hat.

Fan Wujiu walked up to Xie Bian, took Xie Bian's hand with one hand, looked at his squinted eyes, made up his mind, and said, "Qi Ye, do you still remember that I mentioned to you that I saw it at the Lantern Festival? Were you and I when we were young?"

Xie Bi'an didn't understand why Eighth Master mentioned this in a good manner, although he was puzzled, he still replied seriously: "Of course I remember."

"That day I saw you walking through the crowd and walking in front of me when I was young. The moment I saw you when I was young, my eyes were lit with colorful lights. Only then did I clearly realize that I was so I fell in love with you early... so early. But I never found out. At that time, I thought I liked Ji Lan, or other girls, but I never realized how important you are in my heart. I..."

"Stop talking..." Xie Bi'an interrupted Fan Wujiu.

Fan Wujiu saw Xie Bian's staring eyes, saw his amber pupils, and felt cold.

"Qiye, I... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have thought about you like this." Fan Wujiu obviously couldn't feel the temperature, but Fan Wujiu still felt that his heart was frozen by the white snow around him.

"Ba Ye, you, aren't you a straight man? Haven't you always liked women?" Every time Xie Bi'an said a word, his voice trembled obviously.

"When did I say I'm straight?" Because he was afraid of putting too much pressure on Xie Bi'an, Fan Wujiu forced himself to pretend to be calm, and chuckled, "I might be bisexual. Is it male or female?" It doesn't matter, because it's you, it doesn't matter."

Xie Bi'an withdrew the hand that was holding Fan Wujiu. Seeing that Fan Wujiu's eyes began to show despair, he raised his toes, put the hand just now on the back of Fan Wujiu's head, and leaned over. Gently kissed Fan Wujiu's lips.

In the world there is day and night, there is good and there is evil.The world is not black and white, but there is always one place that is black and one place that is white.

Tai Chi Yin and Yang, where white is thicker, white is also black.

We are one, you are me, and I am you.

Fan Wujiu stretched out his trembling right hand, and gently caressed Xie Bi'an's face.This hand has touched this face many times, or kneaded it mischievously, or wiped it out of good intentions, but it has never been so full of thousands of years of love like today, Fan Wu Jiu just touched it, but it seemed that he had exhausted all his strength.

If Fan Wujiu is still alive, his heart must be about to fly out of his chest at this moment, and all the blood is pouring into this expressionless face.

Xie Bi'an put his hands on Fan Wujiu's hand touching his side face, and said, "Baye, do you know how long I've been waiting for you?"

"How long?" Fan Wujiu asked.

"From the age of 14 to today."

Fan Wujiu felt pain in his heart: "What if I haven't found out what I want?"

"Then I've been waiting. I've been here for so many years." Xie Bi'an said with a smile

Fan Wujiu: "At that time we were discussing about Xia Jinghe on the train. You said that no matter how vigorous the love is, in the end, it will turn into a left hand holding a right hand. I wanted to refute you at that time. He loves his lover like a young man, it's just that we haven't met him...Actually, I have met him, right?"

Xie Bi'an lowered his head, stuck out the tip of his tongue, and nodded: "Yes, you met."

"It's a good thing I didn't miss it."

Xie Bi'an shook his head: "How could I miss it?" I will wait for you for three, five, ten, hundred, thousand or even ten thousand years.Until the world turns into nothingness, you and I no longer exist in this world.

Fan Wujiu seemed to suddenly think of something, took out a Mingbi card from Jiezi Space, handed it to Xie Bi'an, and said, "This is for you."

Xie Bi'an took the card, looked it over, and found that it was Fan Wujiu's salary card, and immediately laughed out loud: "Ba Ye, you were sneaking around at home that day, and you were looking for this?"

Fan Wujiu scratched his face embarrassingly: "Yes, I usually don't know where I threw it if I don't need it. I searched for a long time that day, but I still can't tell you directly."

"Who gave you the ghost idea?"

"Qi Ye, how do you know someone else gave me an idea?"

"A person like you who treats money like dung, how could you come up with the idea of ​​confessing to me with your salary card. You wouldn't come here specifically to ask me what I want." Xie Bi'an looked up at the vastness in the distance, "But this How did the snow come out?"

"Yes, I didn't think of it myself. I asked Ma Mian Lu Pan and the others to help. As for the snow, I invited Xuenv and Xuetongzi to help make it."

"??? Did you tell Lu Judgment? Lu Zhidao who can't handle the matter?" Xie Bi'an said in horror, "Lu Zhidao knows? Doesn't everyone in Fengdu know?"

"Xiaobai, why don't you trust me that much!" I saw Lu Zhidao walking from the opposite corner.

Wearing a kimono, Meng Jiangnv came out from another street corner, and echoed, "Pan Lu is very strict this time. I listened to what Ma Mian said."

Ma Mian got out from nowhere, and shouted: "How can you blame me, you're talking to me."

"Old Du, is this the good show you specially asked me to come back to watch?" A swordsman in green shirt leaned against the wall with a wine jug and asked the literati who was holding a book beside him.

The literati nodded: "Isn't it interesting?"

The two were Li Bai and Du Fu.

"The good places are almost over, Yi Guang, let's go back and play something more interesting." Fan Li said with his arms around Xi Shi.

"The above is an exclusive report from our reporter." The reporter who was interviewing Fan Li on TV just now said to the camera while standing at the gate of the black and white impermanent courtyard with a microphone.

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"Fan Wujiu! Can you explain to me what's going on?" Xie Bi'an broke down.

Fan Wujiu didn't dare to let this group of ghosts continue to make trouble, so he could only go out of the yard and shout to all the ghosts: "Go back, I have angered Qi Ye, I have to help him beat you."

All the ghosts dispersed one after another, Fan Wujiu looked like a child who made a mistake, and explained to Xie Bi'an: "Please Xue Nu and the others come over to help and report to the King of Hades in the Ten Palaces. I didn't expect that after I finished the report, people would not know about it." Who knew about it, and it attracted a lot of ghosts. I don’t know, if I knew, I would definitely beat them all away.”

Xie Bi'an wasn't really angry with Ba Ye, after all, his secret love for many years finally came to fruition, and Qi Ye was too beautiful, so he didn't have time to get angry.Xie Bi'an looked at Fan Wujiu, and the more he looked, the happier he was, he is mine now, and it will be mine forever and ever, and he no longer has to worry about one day he will run off to marry someone else.

Xie Bi'an held Ba Ye's face and kissed again.Ba Ye wanted to stick out his tongue to try, but suddenly remembered Qi Ye's tongue. ...Forget it, if you can't tongue.Kiss, you can't tongue.kiss. You don't have to kiss with tongue when you're in love.

After biting Qi Ye's lip for a while, Fan Wujiu picked up Xie Bi'an and walked into the house.

Xie Bi'an hooked Fan Wujiu's neck with his right hand, half-kissed and gnawed along the collarbone, until he reached Ba Ye's ear, and then said, "Why are Ba Ye taking me?"

"It's still early, take Qiye to Wushan to have fun."

The author has something to say:

I don't need to explain what it means to go to Wushan to have fun...

I didn't have a driver's license or any experience, and the Akinayama track was blocked.

Relatives and friends asked me: "Xie Bi'an's tongue is curled in his mouth, when he kissed Fan Wujiu, didn't he reach his stomach in one step?"

Me: "emmmmm, do you have to stick out your tongue?"