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Chapter 40 Nie Cai

The guinea pig couldn't understand—or pretended not to understand Shen Chunlan's reproach. Its small black eyes stared at Shen Chunlan, and its mouth moved, chewing something that didn't exist.

When it's not moving, it looks cute and innocent.Shen Chunlan was full of depression and had no place to vent, and turned to stare at the black mamba on the ground: "What are you doing here again?"

Seeing the black mamba in the dormitory made Shen Chunlan immediately recall the first meeting with the black mamba here, which made people blush.He picked up the black mamba: "Goodbye, little comrade."

Just when the window was opened, the little snake suddenly swung its tail and wrapped itself around his wrist. The snake's head rested on his tiger's mouth, rubbing back and forth.

Shen Chunlan: "..."

This is obviously an action learned from the guinea pig!

Shen Chunlan stretched out his hand out of the window and shook for a long time. The little snake didn't fall down, but instead became tighter and tighter. It raised its head slightly and looked at Shen Chunlan.

Shen Chunlan: "What's wrong with you?"

The little snake snuggled up to him again and rubbed his fingers, as if very attached.

Shen Chunlan had no choice but to withdraw her hand and close the window.The little snake realized that there was no threat, so it should have slipped down immediately. After all, the guinea pig was holding up two hazelnuts and looking at it eagerly, wanting to perform a foreign-style big Yangko for it.

But the little snake still didn't leave Shen Chunlan's wrist.As if the body temperature made it feel warm and safe, it cuddled closer, its tail curled up a little, and then along the sleeves of Shen Chunlan's pajamas, it burrowed into the clothes against the skin of his elbows.

The cold snake scales made Shen Chunlan feel uncomfortable for a moment.But he felt the little snake's unhappiness, so he didn't throw it away immediately, but stroked its little head: "If you're not happy, just watch the big-ass mouse dance."

At this time, in the boys' dormitory 317, the golden python was surrounded by people.

Zhou Shifei lay beside the bed: "It's past twelve o'clock, let's go back. Aren't you three going to participate in the 6000-meter obstacle course tomorrow?"

Wan Li, Long You and Wang Wensi in the 405 dormitory upstairs laughed and touched the smooth scales of the golden python endlessly.

Tang Ying told Wang Wensi the nonsense that "the golden python is the god of wealth, you can get rich if you touch it", and Wang Wensi immediately believed it and spread it in the dormitory.So that night, everyone rushed to the 317 dormitory to get rich.

Rao Xinghai originally didn't want to release the golden python in front of people other than the dormitory, but today he competed with Wang Wensi, and the foundation of friendship seemed to be built between the two. In front of Xinghai: "Touch each other, how about it?"

The little panda was so nervous that it flicked its big tail and covered its big face with its short hands.

Rao Xinghai: "If you do it like this, I can see it."

The little panda immediately raised its tail to block Eggy.

Wang Wensi: "Alright, Rao Xinghai, look at my little brother's balls! I also want to see your balls of that snake of wealth."

Zhou Shifei: "Wang Wensi, Wanli, you two are rich, so there's no need to touch snakes, right?"

Wan Li: "Who would think too much money?"

He released the white-naped crane, and enthusiastically motioned to Rao Xinghai to watch the white-naped crane show.The white-naped crane flapped its wings and began to tap dance on Rao Xinghai's bedside.

Rao Xinghai: "..."

Long You: "Do you want to see my spiritual body? Although it is a four-legged snake, it can fly..."

Rao Xinghai: "No need."

In the end, he was forced to release the golden python.The black mamba routinely appeared on his bed, peeping at the golden python in the cracks of countless books, being surrounded and touched by everyone.The big snake showed patience, while the little snake looked envious.

In the end, Rao Xinghai couldn't stand it any longer, held the little snake and stroked it a few times, and let it go out to find the guinea pig to poke its ass.

Yang Deyi was lying on the bed watching a short movie with a lewd smile on his face. He held up his mobile phone, lying down so that the screen of the mobile phone faced Zhou Shifei who was writing the application for party membership.Zhou Shifei was so annoyed that he couldn't help kicking him through the mosquito net: "Can you change the direction? Or go back to your bed to watch, why does it always occupy Qu Wu's bed... I've already seen what's broadcast on your phone."

Yang Deyi: "I have a lot of things on the bed, and I can't lie comfortably... Oh, monitor, you are broken, you can't write the application properly, and peek at my pornographic videos."

Zhou Shifei: "Is it sent to you by someone I know on Luba?"

Yang Deyi: "Yes, but it's boring to watch too much, and there is no chance to practice."

Zhou Shifei: "Must be the Siberian tiger sentinel?"

Yang proudly: "It must."

"Maybe the Siberian tiger sentries in our school don't play lube, and you can't find them in lube." Zhou Shifei said while writing, the small desk on the bed creaked, "I saw several Siberian tiger sentries at the school sports meeting. , are you not going to join in the fun?"

"Not handsome." Yang Deyi changed to a smaller film with a more complicated picture, "At least, you have to have Rao Xinghai's quality to barely impress me."

The three people who were rua golden python on the ground raised their heads: "You are really demanding."

Yang Deyi suddenly turned over, his face full of excitement.His earphones were ripped off, and a mess of voices suddenly filled the entire dormitory.After frantically pausing, he coughed lightly, as if publishing some important discovery: "I know Teacher Shen also plays lube."

The one who reacted the most was Rao Xinghai who was on the opposite bed: "Really?"

"I guessed it. Once when I was playing this in Mr. Shen's office, when a message sound came out, Mr. Shen raised his head at that time. I thought it was strange, so I took the initiative to introduce this software to him, but he said he was not interested."

Rao Xinghai lay back again: "What kind of evidence is this?"

But he didn't think so in his heart.Clutching his phone, he rolled on the bed a few times. He heard Qu Wu who came out of the shower scolding Yang for lying on the bed indiscriminately. The dormitory was noisy. He turned on Lube and sent a message to the guide who paid special attention to his avatar .

[What is your spiritual body? 】

When Shen Chunlan received the message, she was lying on her side on the bed, watching the guinea pig performing cheerleading exercises for the black mamba on the bedside table.

The black mamba curled up next to his pillow, its tail was still wrapped around his wrist, but it was beating lightly, not strong, like a gentle tickle.

It looked much happier than when it first came. It stretched and retracted its small head. After the guinea pig performed its debut sign, it flicked its tail, accurately caught the two falling hazelnuts, and carried them back to the guinea pig's arms.As if he couldn't finish it, his tail slapped the guinea pig's butt.

The guinea pig, quite used to his affront, picked up the hazelnut, and danced again.

"My God, you have danced three times..." Shen Chunlan couldn't help it, "It's still different every time, why are you so excited when you are obviously dancing wildly?"

He turned off the light, and the guinea pig stopped stretching in the dark.Hazel rolled down from the bedside table to the ground, and the guinea pig had jumped to Shen Chunlan's pillow.

The little snake got into Shen Chunlan's quilt, and the guinea pig also got into Shen Chunlan's quilt, lying beside the black mamba.

Shen Chunlan now felt as if she was looking at an old mother with two cubs sleeping.

"Don't torment me, okay?" He persuaded in a good voice, "I have to stand guard on the side of the 6000-meter runway tomorrow. I will stand for a long time. I am very tired. Go to sleep, okay?"

Four black bean-like eyes stared at him, and the light leaking from the window illuminated the fluffy and shiny head.Seeing that the two little creatures didn't respond, Shen Chunlan took it as their agreement, covered her head immediately, closed her eyes and fell asleep.

The guinea pig and the black mamba didn't dare to move anymore, they squirmed slightly in the quilt, occasionally rubbing against each other.

Gradually, the traces of the black mamba began to become blurred.Thick smoke rose from it, more and more, over the guinea pig's body, and floated towards the window crack.

The smoke was entangled with the mist of the guinea pig itself, as if they could not be separated.

There was something new in Shen Chunlan's dream.

He saw himself standing in a strange place, crying.

There are countless beds in the big room. He is very short and small, but the beds look tall and wide.Many children stood opposite him, all watching his performance of wiping their eyes and crying.

An adult hurried in through the door with a look of surprise on his face: "What's wrong? Fighting again?"

"Rao Xinghai is a bully!" A child screamed, "He also said that he has snakes, so he threatened us and wanted to steal our toys!"

"Not your toys! No!"

Shen Chunlan heard himself crying and shouting, almost out of breath, as if the moment was about to pass: "It's my toy! That is mine! You bought it for me..."

The truck in his hand has only one front end, and the other half is in the hands of other children.

"The toys belong to everyone." The child was a little timid, "You can play with mine too."

Shen Chunlan heard himself crying again, and stretched out his arms to hug the middle-aged woman who was bending over him: "It's my birthday present from Rao's mother, it's my toy..."

"Okay, good boy." The woman wiped the tears from his face and comforted him softly, "No matter whose toy it is, we should know how to share it, right?"

"...No...No!" the child cried, "I want a toy that belongs only to me!"

After Shen Chunlan woke up the next day, she slowly recalled some fragments of the dream.That was Rao Xinghai's memory, he saw some tears and disputes in the little Rao Xinghai's body.

Is it because the black mamba came?Shen Chunlan was puzzled.

But until he was on duty at the edge of the 6000-meter obstacle course, he couldn't forget the crying child in his dream.

When Rao Xinghai was a child, he didn't even have a toy that was exclusive to him.

He took part in the conversations of several teachers beside him one after another. The place where several people were on duty was the road outside the school. Now the 6000-meter obstacle race has just started, and the students have not yet appeared on the road.

The 6000-meter obstacle course is divided into two parts: on-campus and off-campus. The on-campus distance is 2000 meters in total. You must first circle the 800-meter runway five times, and then leave the campus along the school road and enter the off-campus runway area.

The off-campus runway area completely surrounds the entire New Hope campus, and there will be as many as 8 obstacle points in the middle, and each obstacle point may require a sentinel or a guide to cooperate with one's own spiritual body to pass through.

In some cases, players even have to cooperate with others to pass the level smoothly.

"The first obstacle is the entrance of the Guanglan vegetable market, right?" A teacher asked, "Do you go to the Guanglan vegetable market to buy the specified vegetables?"

"No, show them the map of the Guanglan vegetable market, and then find a designated item in the Guanglan vegetable market. You can only enter five people at a time. Whoever is ahead will have an advantage. The further behind, the harder it is. "

Shen Chunlan: "...Who the hell came up with the question?"

Teacher: "You are Cao Hui! The designated item is the snow leopard model he found. It is only the size of a palm. It is hidden in a pile of vegetables, in a daily necessities store, or at a meat stall. Who can find it!"

Shen Chunlan: "...that's too much! I'll scold him with you!"

"But the most abnormal thing is the third obstacle point, which is the next one past our section." A teacher said with a smile, "It's Ou Yinye and his king cobra."

Shen Chunlan: "Are you fighting the King Cobra?"

Teacher: "No, let the spirit body stay in the arms of the king cobra for 5 minutes, and the contestants have to answer three questions from Ou Yinye within 5 minutes."

Shen Chunlan: "That's very simple."

Teacher: "But the king cobra will lick your mental body."

Shen Chunlan suddenly had goosebumps all over his body, and the guinea pig that was lying on his head disappeared with a snap.

Once the spirit body disappears, the answering session will start again, and the 5 minutes will start again.

"...It's too perverted, too perverted!" Shen Chunlan said with a smile, "I also ran obstacles when I was studying, but they were all fighting. It's not that difficult to identify rare spiritual bodies based on their silhouettes."

He was a little worried about his students.They are all freshmen, how can they play it?

At this time, Wan Li and Wang Wensi were selling answers to other students at the entrance of the Guanglan Vegetable Market.

"There are two vegetable shops on No. 7, and one of them is hidden in the vegetable basket." Wan Lifu said in a student's ear, "Sister, I gave you a discount, one answer is 5 yuan, let's exchange contact information, okay?" good?"

Rao Xinghai who ran here was stunned: "What are you doing?"

Wang Wensi was delighted when he saw him: "God of Wealth, your snake spirit! This idea was conceived by Long You! The organizing committee didn't say you can't buy and sell the answer."

The teachers at the obstacle point were so angry that they blew their beards and stared.

It turned out that after Long You, Wan Li and Wang Wensi came to the Guanglan Vegetable Market, they found that many students were trapped in this obstacle, and they scratched their heads to find the snow leopard model.The location of the model is constantly changing, and after the previous person finds it, the next person cannot use it.

How clever Longyou was, he immediately discovered the way to make money.His spiritual body is a very flexible flying lizard, which can climb anywhere, and can also vertically jump and glide.Long You was the first among the three to find out the location of the snow leopard model. He found 17 hiding places in one go.

The three immediately began to divide and cooperate. After Longyou left the vegetable market, he changed to Flying Lizard and sneaked in. When he found the hiding place of the snow leopard model, he immediately informed Wanli and Wang Wensi.

Wan Li and Wang Wensi are in charge of buying and selling the answer slots at the entrance of the vegetable market. A slot costs 10 yuan, which is not much at all.

Contestants who are confident they can find it scoff at this behavior, but those who want to pass the obstacle point as soon as possible will choose to exchange 10 yuan for the answer, a win-win situation.

Rao Xinghai: "I won't buy it."

Wang Wensi: "We dare not take money from you."

He told Rao Xinghai that there was a model in the No. 6 vegetable shop closest to the door.

Rao Xinghai quickly found the snow leopard model, and found that this little thing was actually hidden in a large pile of dried day lilies, completely indistinguishable.

"Thank you, God of Wealth!" When he left the obstacle, Wan Li and Wang Wensi saw him off in unison, "Go slowly, God of Wealth!"

Zhou Shifei and Qu Wu declined their discount information and decided to find it by themselves.

Rao Xinghai jogged at a constant speed, moving from the first obstacle point to the second obstacle point.When he reached the second obstacle point, he found that it was actually raining.

Teacher Zhang Xiaoyuan was sitting on the side of the road holding an umbrella, looking at him with a smile.

"Come on, tell me how many jellyfish are on everyone's heads now."

There is a dense pink light cloud above the head, and countless peach blossom jellyfish float lightly and sprinkle water droplets.

Rao Xinghai: "..."

There were as many as thirty students trapped here, and he even saw a third-year senior who had been leading the way, his ashen complexion turned pink and crimson by the peach blossom jellyfish.

Rao Xinghai wanted to retire at this moment.

After counting for 10 minutes, once the positions of the jellyfish were changed, they had to do it all over again.

Zhang Xiaoyuan kept reminding: "Strategy, strategy. We need to cooperate, everyone."

Behind Rao Xinghai, more and more students rushed over, all crowded in front of the rain curtain made of peach blossom jellyfish.

"Didn't you say that the most difficult thing is the third obstacle!" Someone screamed, "What is this!"

Rao Xinghai felt dizzy, he stepped aside and rubbed his eyes.Here is a bridge across a small river ditch. There are many people around the ditch, most of them are ordinary human beings, watching a game that they don't understand at all with a bit of inexplicable and funny.

Rao Xinghai suddenly felt the black mamba in his arms move.

The little snake not only squirmed, but even got a head out of the zipper at his neckline.

Rao Xinghai quickly pushed it back: "Hush!"

Unyielding, the little snake poked its head out from the side and stared at the crowd under the bridge.

"Rao Xinghai?" Gong Shang and the three girls in the dormitory came slowly from the back door, "Didn't you run ahead of us?"

The small bridge was jam-packed, the sentries, guides, and their spirit bodies were all crowded together, and the palace merchants couldn't get any closer.

"It's quite difficult, counting." Rao Xinghai said.

Gong Shang: "It's not difficult."

Rao Xinghai: "How do you count?"

Gong Shang: "One person definitely can't do it... Just wait, I will help you soon."

She climbed onto the railing of the bridge, and Yang Yun and Tang Ying were below to protect her.

"Everyone, put away your spiritual body." Gong Shang yelled, "I can count the number of peach blossom jellyfish."

There were many sophomores and juniors among the crowd, they looked at each other in blank dismay when they saw this unattractive little girl, and they didn't take it seriously at all.But those who had seen Gong Shang at the selection site of the most beautiful spiritual body quickly recognized who she was.

Gongshang released the rosy-eyed butterfly, and a large piece of light cloud, which was similar in color to the peach blossom jellyfish, rushed towards the rain curtain.

Almost everyone realized how she was going to count.

The red-coloured and thin-eyed butterfly fluttered up and down, and the unrecovered mental body kept falling to the ground in a daze.

Each butterfly approached a peach blossom jellyfish, and a small translucent butterfly rested on the soft translucent body. Suddenly, the pink light cloud became huge and heavy.

Rao Xinghai suddenly realized: "This topic is specially designed for you."

"No." Gong Shang said in a low voice, "Look carefully, although the peach blossom jellyfish are gathered together and their positions are constantly changing, but each change has an interval of 5 minutes, and the overall position is a hexagon. As long as The shape is fixed, and it is easy to divide the inside, and after the division, different spiritual bodies are responsible for different areas, so it is easy to count clearly."

Qiao Fangjiu nodded: "One person is one, of course it can't be counted. If it is divided into 20 districts, you only need to count the number of one of them, and then add it to the other 19 people, that is the final number."

Gong Shang smiled and jumped off the bridge pillar: "Okay, I know the number."

She told the answer to the people around her, and the five of them squeezed to the teacher Zhang Xiaoyuan's place together.

"608 peach blossom jellyfish!" The answer has spread quietly, "608!"

In the end, the first 608 people who told Zhang Xiaoyuan the number 100 passed.After they left, the light cloud of jellyfish changed shape, this time it was a pentagon.

The method mentioned by Gong Shang and Qiao Fangjiu had spread, and the students who were stuck at the second obstacle immediately began to cooperate in groups and count points separately.

While running towards the third obstacle, Rao Xinghai pressed the black mamba that couldn't keep his head into his clothes.

He saw Shen Chunlan standing beside the road from a distance.The students in the class greeted Shen Chunlan one after another. Rao Xinghai thought of the message he had sent and had not received a reply, and looked at Shen Chunlan with more speculation.

Besides, it's not impressive to say hello with everyone.He raised his head arrogantly and ran over, but Shen Chunlan was full of bewilderment.

Under the bridge at the second obstacle point, people made all kinds of weird discussions.

Two people wearing masks were inserted in the crowd, unobtrusive.

"...it seems very interesting." The slightly taller young man murmured, "I can do this question too."

The middle-aged man beside him smiled: "Want to go to school?"

Youth: "Hmm... Teacher Nie, is New Hope Academy interesting?"

The middle-aged man narrowed his eyes, staring at the piece of floating jellyfish.

"No, it's very boring." He replied hoarsely, "But maybe you can meet one or two... people who you find interesting and who you will never forget."

The author has something to say:

Today the troupe ushered in a big happy event!Our star actor Guinea Pig is finally back!

(It is reported that because the villain surnamed Rao couldn't sustain his life, he had to return to the troupe and continue to perform for a living)

Next, we invite the guinea pig and its loyal little partner, the black mamba, to perform the song and dance "The one who loves you the most is me" for everyone!

The guinea pig and the little black snake had just appeared on stage, and the auditorium was in a commotion.

The golden python crawled around in the auditorium and shouted: "What a broken show! It's me! The one who loves it the most is me!"

Director: Rao... Where is Rao Xinghai! ! !Where are you going! ! !Take you two bad snakes back!

At this time, Rao Xinghai was pleading guilty at Shen Chunlan's gate.

Shen Chunlan still refused to express any views on the matter.The troupe's reporters will continue to follow up and report.

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